>4 hours of unskippable cutscenes
>extremely slow elevators, some almost a minute of waiting
>10 second animation every time you go through one of the 100 narrow spaces in the game
>low enemy variety and easy combat
>long loading time every time you die
The longer I play it the more i'm disliking it.
They have a new game plus and expect you to watch every cutscene over again.
I'm too intelligent to consume any disney wars media.
>I'm too intelligent to consume any disney wars media.
That dude's still more intelligent than anyone who willingly scoffs yidsney slop.
Hopefully the crawl space loading meme has been killed with the new gen. Im not expecting much from this game but it should be enjoyable
Im smarter than you because I watched andor
>watching andor
>smart
yes.
I kneel
I expected this game to be completely different to what it turned out to be
>the longer I play the more I dislike it
Basically my experience. What I did like though makes me interested in the sequel if it was fine tuned or whatever. But that would be a good thing, and we can't have that.
only reason i'm getting survivor is it has the one thing i've wanted in a sw game for a long time, saber/gun combos. plus it looks like you can actually use two sabers now instead of just a combo finisher.
I like this woman personally. The amount of unending, raw mindbreak shes caused nu Ganker has made me come to respect her. The best part is she makes money from it. She is earning millions to personally piss off Gankerirgins.
>nu Ganker
when did we move past neo Ganker?
I like her because I've liked her since MadTV. She kinda sucks in this though. Or her character does I dunno.
Wait, that's Debra Wilson? The frick!?
WHADDDDDD I DO!?
WHADDD I DO?
WHADDDDDD I DO?!
Why was mad TV so much funnier than anything SNL ever shat out?
Mad TV had to try to be funny since SNL was boosted by the noses and they were never gonna be cancelled.
she's better looking irl than she is in the game and doesn't even have the bug eyes the way they made her design have them.
also both are shit, mr. show is far superior.
I don't know what the frick it is about games that make her eyes extra buggy. Her eyes are a bit weird in real life, but in Wolfenstien TNC, Forspoken, Jedi, Modern Warfare, those eyes of hers eyes are bulging.
wow it's almost like magazines photoshop their covers so they don't look so ugly
>Why was mad TV so much funnier than anything SNL ever shat out?
Holy fricking contrarian. MadTV could never hold a candle to SNL in it's prime. I know for a fact you cannot name 10 comedians from MadTV, yet anyone could name 10 from SNL. Seriously what the frick do you think MadTV did that was so great? Stuart? Ambigously gay duo? It literally has nothing. You frickers just feel the need to defend this bug eyed nigress and are taking a completely contrarian stance. Next time someone says Ganker is nothing but contrarian takes, you need to remember this.
>It's good because famous comedians were on it.
SNL has been unfunny shit for 50 years minus like 3 skits they everyone brings up.
She was fine. The two sisters were not. The lead sister as a pajeet emo was goofy and her support sister had really bad Apple Commerical Voice Over voice.
I like Debra Wilson, but her busted face shouldn't be in every game.
I just don't want to see her face, she's a decent VA but she looks disgusting. But devs are so lazy they won't bother to create face models in current year so they scan her and done.
I really hate how character design has become "let's just have the voice actor be the character".
>has become
Not in general, only for her, for some reason
>Not in general, only for her, for some reason
almost everyone in death stranding and mgs5 is voiced by their visual counterpart. not to mention cal is voiced by cameron and also mo-capped.
Fair enough, but that's the whole draw of the game, right?
"You're a movie enjoyer? You can sitll enjoy this game!"
The frognog is just some literally who
>but that's the whole draw of the game
that's not the point anon was making though, otherwise you can say that about jfo as well. nobody played those games bc of the cast (except casual walking dead fans following norman reedus), they played bc of kojima.
A moviegame using movie actors because they paid money for them doesn't mean "character design has become just scanning the VA", is my point
it is a trend that is becoming more common now and you can't deny it. it isn't as full-blown regular as anon makes it seem but it is becoming a thing slowly.
he was the model but not the va. try this one.
Oh if you facescan another person that isn't the VA, it suddenly becomes character design?
i can tell you're an esl by the fact that you missed the part where anon specifically said in
>I really hate how character design has become "let's just have the voice actor be the character"
>"LET'S JUST HAVE THE VOICE ACTOR BE THE CHARACTER"
Okay so you confirm that, in fact, it magically becomes character design if you just facescan another real life person
Got it
also the control prequel, can't remember what it's called. that one has cia and iceman in it.
Quantum Break
You chudcels better not bully Debra Wilson
>almost everyone in death stranding and mgs5 is voiced by their visual counterpart
Mgs5? No one looks like their VA, except Quiet
Jew.
I wouldn't mind her if she wore a pair of sunglasses or something
She actually looks normal enough IRL. It's like a Miranda Lawson style situation where her face scans were fricked up
>long loading time every time you die
Week 1 Bloodborne is probably my least favorite FROM experience.
>long loading time every time you die
console or toaster? it's a fricking ue4 game kek, and one of the better optimized games using it too.
it's on high end pc. Can't imagine the load times on console.
I think they reload everything in the game every time you respawn.
>it's on high end pc
gonna go with console then bc this is objectively false
I have a mid-high tier PC, played it on highest settings. Loading times were short.
PS5 load times are like 2 seconds
Use your ssd
>Also pic related
>constant stuttering
>freezes using elevator
>characters popin during cutscenes
slow elevators, some almost a minute of waiting
I like this
>10 second animation every time you go through one of the 100 narrow spaces in the game
I hate this
Explain why.
Why is this ugly ass black b***h in everything?
She's the only black woman who can do mocap acting, works in videogames, and can keep a schedule
She's the only black woman on the planet who's ever played a video game. No other black women are willing to act in children's toys.
>easy combat
never played a souls game and i get btfo in this constantly.
i don't know what difficulty i'm supposed to be at, max difficulty seems impossible, the one below it is almost laughably hard
i legitimately rage quit when some storm trooper quipped with "i thought you were supposed to be a jedi" after my 10th attempt at one section
it's not souls combat, it's sekiro
interactive loading scenes isn't even a new trick, that shit started on the ps2
it's not even real ng+, your skills and shit reset, all that progresses are the chest unlocks.
>that shit started on the ps2
Yeah, and they've always sucked. They became really popular with the 7th gen, and they were all designed around the Xbox 360/PS3's slow-ass hard drives. I hated waiting multiple minutes in games on my PC equipped with an SSD because the load-hiding animations had to play out.
So you keep the 100 variations of your poncho but have to skill up again? Way to kill the fun of a NG+
yeah you can't play ng+ without using the hacked mods. it breaks the game a bit but is technically playable.
https://www.nexusmods.com/starwarsjedifallenorder/mods/131
possible chance survivor will have proper ng+ implemented.
I played it on Jedi Master. The combat is easy.
I read a review from a journalist playing it on PS5 who said the combat was extremely hard and said it felt like the timing was off.
Are you on console or PC? I'm curious if there has been an error in a port. In a game like this the input timing needs to be pretty perfect.
I only died a couple of times against the sisters and then like 10 times against Vader
Also do you understand the mechanic? It's a parry game. Block the sequence attacks. Not hold block, but hit block on the separate attscks and then hit back. Dodge the orange attacks. With stormtroopers just block them until they die. When you skill up you can shortcut this with force powers or have easier parry attacks. I.e. dodge kick.
The journalist I mentioned above seemed to not get the blocking system.
To clarify - a type of attacker might have an initial attack that is three swings of his weapon. You tap block on each swing and then their "parry bar" drops to zero, leave them open for the counter. Some you can hit multiple times, others like the tall droids, you can only hit once or twice before you need to dodge out and wait for the sequence to begin again.
Also what age are you? I've found boomers are better with these sorts of games and Dead Souls because all old games were built around pattern reading and timing.
>I read a review from a journalist playing it on PS5 who said the combat was extremely hard and said it felt like the timing was off.
most likely didn't play sekiro before jumping into JFO. also probably blocked too early or held too long like
said and ruined the parry.
anon don't give him credit he posts on Ganker like the rest of us, the intelligence can only stretch so far.
>timing was off.
THIS. If feels like there is input lag. I played on series s.
Interesting. I played on PC, tethered xbox controller and it was okay. I noticed the timing felt a LITTLE sluggish, but more so on platforming. But you are the third person I've heard who played it on console and had the exact same proble with the timing and complaining of input lag. Normally I'd say Git Gud but this definitely makes me say "hmmm".
Also I saw people saying they played it with M+K which just confuses the frick out of me
>Also I saw people saying they played it with M+K which just confuses the frick out of me
skill issue
Apparently on console having EA online shit enabled for the game (which it is by default) causes frame rate to jump up and drop all over the place so maybe that causes the input lag
Definitely could be an issue. On one play I had it lock up during a faux loading screen. I rebooted and was welcomed with an ad for the upcoming DLC lol.
Razer told me I was getting max frames every play though. If that's the case that really sucks. Whole game is based around somewhat precise timing.
have you considered not being a fricking homosexual and playing with a controller on pc for a piss easy game? the only time using a controller on pc is acceptable is when you're playing a fighter, racer or shit port, which jfo is not.
I did play wirh a controller on PC and it was easy (on Jedi Master) for me.
I don't have a clue how anyone would want to, or think it's normal, to play this with mouse and keyboard. It IS both a fighter, in a sense, and a platformer.
>nooooooooooo I have to be able to move at an exact 94.1352 degree angle (which you can do faster and more accurately by simply moving the camera with a mouse anyway)
I have no idea what you are trying to say. The accuracy is fine on controller. It's designed from the ground up from controller.
I'm telling you that KB+M have more accurate character movement than controllers in a 3D environment since you move the camera with pinpoint accuracy at the same time
Figure a controllerBlack person can't think further than "uuuuuuh he technically said platformer and you sometimes hop over platforms in this one so controller wins haha!"
because unlike your adderall-riddled brain can comprehend, most of us with competent hand/eye coordination and motor skills have used a mouse and keyboard for more years than you've been alive.
So...?
It's not fricking CS. You don't need laser accurate control. You're just playing the game wrong.
>You don't need laser accurate control
So why do you need an analog stick to move your character?
How come every KB+M "person" you meet online is mentally ill? Look at this freak having a meltdown because someone out there wants to play with a controller kek
>Are you on console or PC?
pretty obvious he's on console since he can't figure out sekiro jr.
>we promised this gen would have zero load times, so we have to hide the load times
I hate this shit. Devs think they're so clever, but it just means that on fast systems, you have to wait through the animations even though the game has finished loading. With normal loadscreens, they're done when the loading is done.
I just finished it last week.
>Beautiful looking
>Every world is completely empty - at least expected one world with side quests and NPCs, but whatever
>Quickly realise it's a very simple metroidvania platformer and not a combat game
>Waste my time building up a skill tree for a grand total of two real bosses who fight in the exact same manner, and who can be defeated with three buttons (block, roll, attack) and who force powers are largely useless for
>No ending
>Story is barely-there waffle
It felt like they should have dropped a ton of the platforming and added more boss fights that required more development of your force powers or skill tree. Like the the force freeze halting the attacks where they make a wave out of dirt.
I didn't bother with NG+. I just played the battle arenas and uninstalled.
Elevators and crawling through narrow spaces is dumb, it's like we regressed back to fricking Mass Effect 1. Just put a loading screen you Black folk
At least the holographic map is good, best feature of the whole game
It’s impossible for me to take this character seriously. Her eyes constantly look like they’re going to pop out of her head.
Dude, not cool, you shouldn't make fun of people with glaucoma. One day her eyes will actually fall out.
>One day her eyes will actually fall out.
Is this real? My mom has glaucoma
fortunately they made a mod to fix the bug eyes
https://www.nexusmods.com/starwarsjedifallenorder/mods/116?tab=posts
Huh, they’re more chill in the comments than I thought.
I dunno if I'll bother getting the sequel as I played first game at 60fps on my PC at the time but I'm not a big gamer anymore and only have a Series S and a Switch so the sequel will obviously only be 30fps on the Series S so combat will feel like shit.
DIOS MIO
LOS NEGRAS EYE CONTACTERO
The only thing I hate is the random hard stutters during new areas. damn UE4 games
This game is terrible, the protag is some ginger homosexual and every other character is black.
Good lord you people are obsessed and just sad. Can't even play vidya (which you didn't in this case) without getting blown out by BBC. Maybe it's time for a new hobby.
This has to be bait. The game is Disney Wars but everyone on the galaxy is a female. Even the random bounty hunters are female. Hell, even the zombies(yes, there's zombies) are female.
>Empire finna take our chicken wangz!!!
>consumes goyslop
>then acts suprised when he gets goyslop goyme"play"
My hopes for the sequel are as follows:
>Go to a planet, do some miscellaneous jedi shit
>Back to the Mantis, full penetration sex scene with Merrin
>Go to a planet, do jedi shit
>Back to the Mantis, full penetration with Merrin
>Planet, jedi shit
>Full penetration
And this goes on and on and back and forth for 25 hours or so until the game just sort of ends
while i share your desire to see merrin penetrated, i think the most we'll get is some lip kissing like in force unleashed. anakin, padme, han & leia are the only confirmed sex havers in star wars.
Luke has children with Mara Jade
it was never canon and it's frankly out of line for luke's progression, even in the eu. they just gave him a wife because han and leia hooked up and the writers felt luke didn't need to be a third wheel.
Literally a disgusting nightsister after she joins the crew the 4 armed dude comments that the toilet keeps getting blown up
dathomir is space india, they don't use toilets. merrin isn't quite housebroken.
>Filioni's Dathomir is space india
fixed
I played to completion and really enjoyed it. Most of the game is about slow calm exploration. So when you get to the bug world and shit is forcing you to run quickly it genuinely feels exciting. Same with having to run from Vader at the end.
The level design was so dog shit the game couldn't hold my interest
>finish this mediocre game cause I had nothing else to play
>hey, they gave me an actual costume and a red lightsaber, at least I can pretend I'm not playing as a lame jedi
>still can't skip cutscenes
>NG+ is worthless since you need your powers to get through the story so you lose all your skills lmao
How is this ESG Wars getting a sequel?
This game was very mediocre, despite people saying "it's good!" My eyes even glaze over when I try to think of my actual criticisms for this game. It markets itself as a "Metroidvania Souls-like," but it would be far easier for me to replay a Souls game than to replay this game. The fact that there's a NG+ for it is insanity. I don't think any sane individual would play this game more than once without getting bored out of his mind.
I dropped it, it was pretty bad
They just make you climb ledges half the time that are just like straight corridors but slower to pass
God, she looks fricking disgusting
In pre-disney star wars, she would've been background character in a one off comic where she likely get killed in year 1 of the clone wars or during order 66.