Jesus dick, lookit all them ports! How can PC even compete?

Jesus dick, lookit all them ports! How can PC even compete?

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  1. 2 years ago
    saucy

    Six USB ports is nothing to sneeze at.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your PC has 3 (three) LAN ports? I guess not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what can you do with 3 lan ports?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Use your PS3 as a hub, I don't know.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          for a LAN party with the blue bloods, duh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mine has 2 and I don't know why.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are they for?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Controllers, I guess. And external storage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        USB ports doubled as controller ports and so 4 ports at the front was an easy way to advertise/guarantee 4 player compatible. The PS2 had 2 controller + 2 USB so 4 USB isn't really that much when you take into account peripherals.
        The 2 on the back are for OtherOS linux support. That's a keyboard + mouse port. Alternatively for an external hard drive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      poopman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where did this even come from? I see everyone call saucy a scatman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All namegays get doxxed eventually

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      formerly chuck at

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do current consoles even have ports aside usb and hdmi?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ethernet, xbox has a "proprietary" expansion port that's actually some obscure form of compactflash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Optic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No they don't, dipshit

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So annoying new consoles have like two usb ports and one is usually in the back making it a pain to swap wired controllers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2022 wired controller in console
      Literally kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But what if you run out of battery during a hot gamer sesh with your crew?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >during a hot gamer sesh with your crew?
          Stop talking like an advertisement

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wii U Pro Controller's battery lasts playing a frickin jrpg from start to finish on one charge. If it somehow manages to run out just plug it in. Realistically you won't ever have to do that because when the battery warning light goes on it has still maybe 10 hours of play time left.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You swap in fresh batteries of course.
          Then later you put the drained ones in a charger so you'll have another fresh set the next time that happens.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I use my dualsense wired on PC. Wish it could be the other way around but nooo if you pair it to the PS5 again you have to remove it from your Bluetooth devices on the PC and re-pair. Imagine, 2022 and not having a USB C cable that reaches across your living room.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        mfs piss and shit themselves over input lag then play with wireless pads

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Funny, the DualShock 4 has less latency wireless than wired somehow.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soul

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish they released the retail FAT model in silver, it looks amazing.
      Still a lackluster console in terms of games though.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Optical fiber ports on consoles when?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SATA 1.5 controller </3

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can't have ports on consoles anymore because manufactures are scared shitless they'll be used to hack it
    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's what Nintendo thought when they released the Wii Mini, it still got hacked lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that was just spite tho
        literally no reason so have a mini

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It had one purpose, providing serials for people to exploit that nintendo club thing they had lmao

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OG PS3 is far and beyond my favorite console and closest we’ve gotten to multimedia perfection in my opinion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      until it cooks its own guts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure? Because the final retail version had none of those ports and wasn't grey.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't the mattress have sheets on it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know they’re a waste of money right and serve no purpose?

        Don’t tell me you buy the fitted sheet, top sheet, comforter and then blanket combo packs at Target? Like 5 fricking items for your bed when you just need a blanket

        You’ve been tricked by the bed industry to think they’re needed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >T.greasy uncleanable mattress

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bro if you're bringing a woman back you need the sheets to set the mood.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ???
            What mood? you make no sense, you frick on top of the blanket

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they literally make the bed more comfortable i have slept on a bare mattress its not the greatest

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          homie you just need one so it can be cleaned.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did it need 3 lan ports

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1 in
      1 out
      1 for bed time

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The PS5 doesn't even have an optical audio port, fug dis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's what hdmi arc is for

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your desynced audio

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Over exaggerated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb question but what’s the LAN port for?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't lie to me, how old are you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so you can hook your stationary console up to wired internet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't lie to me, how old are you?

          I thought that was what Ethernet port was for?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            they are the same thing moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No they aren't dumbass.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is this how you usually get attention? Go talk to your parents.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I asked my dad how I should respond to this and he said to call you a homosexual

                You're a homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                LAN and Ethernet are not the same thing, of course, but we are talking here about the RJ45 female connector, which is also a completely different thing.
                homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you hook up the wifi cable, mom. Now please stop asking me where all the stuff on your desktop went. Last time it was sent to icloud for some reason and I can't be fricked to look again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for future connectivity with the BN legacy collection

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      optical audio is actually dogshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Christ that black plastic looks cheap

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    software freedom

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe they just shoved a whole ass PS2 into this fricking thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yep, and they certainly regretted every part of it

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I keep my backwards compatible PS3 alive? I want to play it but I don't want it to die.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      honestly I fear that mine will die at any moment. Just get a good enough PC to emulate 99% of the titles you want to play and save the ps3 for when you absolutely have to play something that you can't properly emulate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It'll cost some money, but you can get your PS3 delidded and some capacitors changed and that should keep the YLOD away.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Got any links? I’m not that anon but I also want to keep my ps3 Alive

        Also does ANYONE know where to get good ps3 controllers? The originals are long gone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Replacing the shitty caps and delidding.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was always jealous of people with the 4 USB PS3. I had the 2 USB version

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people with the 4 USB PS3
      Not even the devkits came out with that many.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How easy is it to hack a ps3 slim to play mirrors edge in July of 2022?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you have a basic fricking PC? Just play it on that you weirdo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t, now answer the question wienersucker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tough. You need to invent a time machine to take you one day into the future. After that it's easy though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't get it for free 8 years ago
      ngmi

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've always wanted a PS3, but every time I looked at the prices they weren't cheap enough for me to buy one.

    But now they're actually under $100 when most other video game related shit has gone up in price.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what were these morons even thinking

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why isn't the playstation logo rotated

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And that wasn't even all of them. If you lifted that door thing on the left side there was a fricking CF card port in there. Or at least if you had the launch 60gb model.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The 60Gb model had only a couple of the ports shown in the OP.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >60gb

        thanks anon you reminded me of pic/related

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw trying to change NAT type 2 towards type 1

    HOW DOES THIS WORK,I'VE CHANGED ROUTER SETTINGS & FIREWALL THREE TIMES ALREADY AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was Ken Kutaragi smoking when he was working on the PS3?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He got too far up his own ass and wanted to go against the PC industry. Literally, he wanted the PS3 to replace desktop computers. If he had had his way, it wouldn't have shipped with a dedicated GPU at all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        as much as crazy kutaragi was i really miss him over whatever sony is doing now
        their games were far more interesting under his watch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and all the 3rd party games ran like shit under him. Miss him, I do not.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think the PS5 generation will be the longest? How long was the ps3 Gen?

    With no one being able to find ps5 including myself I’m not sure they’ll even make a ps5 pro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably going to move to developing for PC, fine by me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the last game with a physical release that's not indie shit released on PS3 was Persona 5 on September, 2016

      also take in mind that technically the PS4 generation isn't over yet, big games like CoD MW2 are still releasing on PS4/One

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        in the west you mean
        japan continued to see releases of games past that date

        Yeah, and all the 3rd party games ran like shit under him. Miss him, I do not.

        yeah and now youre stuck with sonys 50 shades of tlou
        you can whine all you want not all 3rd party games had this problem

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sweetie...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fifa is kinda cheating

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't see how, if the South Americans kept the PS3 alive to the point of a AAA game release on it, it's legitimate

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's because they are poorgays who can't afford to upgrade

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              once a console gets bumped to "legacy edition" sports games it's no longer impressive

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          some consoles refuse to die

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            IIRC Ubisoft wanted to keep releasing Just Dance for the Wii, but Nintendo stopped licensing them

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Can't they pull some Tengen shit and print their own discs?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                even if it's legally possible it wouldn't be worth burning bridges with nintendo and no longer releasing any games on switch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I guess they do have a close relationship with the mario rabids games and all that.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How can PC even compete?
    pc has games. does ps3 have games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish my dad was Freddy Francesco.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love that design.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss japanese PS, why cant we just go back 🙁

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