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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tattoos and glowing chest spots ruin it

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game designed to prevent you from having her and minthara around
    big gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want Minthara around?
      Ugly
      Shit voice
      Edgelord comments ahoy

      Why is the BG3 cast so shit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for the opposing interactions between her and the do-gooder companions, duh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what makes you say that? i've played two characters to near the end of Act 3 and have had Karlach and Minthara in my party since Moonrise. a Barbarian and a Paladin make a devastating combo. it does suck that its very difficult to keep the Tiefling blacksmith alive who can fix Karlach though. you basically have to send her to Avernus at the end of the game to keep her from exploding otherwise as far as i understand.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >otherwise
        She explodes even if you keep the blacksmith alive. You literally can't fix her.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breasts not big enough.
    Tramp stamps and prostitute tattoos.
    Weird orange thing.
    Next.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >weird orange thing
      just get her aroused and its a weird blue thing

      seriously though, her being constantly on fire is the coolest part about her body

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >coolest
        >not hotest
        ONE FRICKING JOB

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I FOK U TU GAGAGAGAGAGA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      Homosexuals flaunting their deviancy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's telling that everyone always draws her with much larger breasts and a curvier figure, as that's how they prefer to see her in their mind's eye.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mein Gott

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cant have a harem with karlach, shadowheart and la'zel
    they get along welll enough, wtf dev

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      La'zel doesn't like to share
      She gets mad if you try and frick the drow prostitute in Act 3
      Shadowheart's a fellow prostitute and wants to join in

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best body in video games

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ugly as frick, but she gives good head

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The small boobs and shit tumblr personality ruin it

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she needs to be fatter and more muscular

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >says she wants to ride you until you black out
    >FRICKYES.PNG
    >continue romancing her
    >some anon tells me that she never actually rides you
    why the frick would she say that then, what a damn blue ball

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she tops you in both of her sex scenes, act 2 and 3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        am I moronic or does she look weirdly thin here, as in the waist in OPs isn't here

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its the posture, it stretches the torso to be longer than it actually is, happens with men too
          we dont have the technology to create belly rolls
          yet

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OP's pic is from a porn artist not the game you dumb c**t.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            doubt it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pic related is the in game model.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well, that's disappointing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What did you expect? BG3 is wokeslop.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >game lets you kill trannies on sight
                Not very woke.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >game devs feel the need to put in Black folk, gays, trannies and preachy bullshit all over the place
                Definition of woke

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he says this when all this shit is in act 3 the act barely anyone gets to and almost is universally hated by anyone who played that far
                you dont have to make up moronic shit to get mad about anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >most baldur's gate fans didn't even play the game past act one
                How is that a defence?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >game devs feel the need to put in Black folk, gays, trannies and preachy bullshit all over the place
                You just described Ganker and to an extent - Ganker in general. I guess Ganker is woke and you being here and crying makes it only that much ironic.

                You're just an easily offended little twat. sack the frick up.

                It's all me and I'm discord troony btw

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >game devs feel the need to put in Black folk, gays, trannies and preachy bullshit all over the place
                You just described Ganker and to an extent - Ganker in general. I guess Ganker is woke and you being here and crying makes it only that much ironic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're just an easily offended little twat. sack the frick up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The act 3 scene is so weird, she just gets into the Amazon position and fingers herself instead of taking the BOC

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what are some other dominant sex positions for women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically the whole cast is written as prostitutes and gooners, but they tried to rewrite some, but didnt remove the odd parts, so their character storys make no sense mostly. Not like the actual game story is any different. I just wish they werent all so fricking ugly.

      >he says this when all this shit is in act 3 the act barely anyone gets to and almost is universally hated by anyone who played that far
      you dont have to make up moronic shit to get mad about anon

      >not even half the players got past act 1
      >because the gooning shit, awful combat anbad story made em quit
      perfect defense for a shit game that gets carried by the BG+DnD Brand and Hasbro marketing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pic
        I mean, wouldn't you be real horny after at least ten years of involuntary celibacy lmao as well?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm more untouched than someone who physically cannot touch others without harm

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyones thinking it
    Breasts too small.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wholesome chungus fat woman self insert OC

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beheaded immediately

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My 8 INT wife.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Change skin color and ear shape and it's not even her anymore
      Put Arnold in a wig and it's still Arnold. Dogshit artist lol

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GLOWING RED butthole

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This character is the embodiment of Reddit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      name one character that is not reddit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The frick does that even mean?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's red

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when someone with severe autism is bothered by something but their condition doesn't allow them to properly articulate why, they use a buzzword instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hes right tho.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder:
    >90kg

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >put bestiality in the game
    >was too afraid to give female bodies big boobs
    why

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hand-crafted for human men

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the sexy frog

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for some reason it just works

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le teenage demon who is so horny they need a canon reason as to why she doesnt frick day 1
    Yeah wow gee what a deep and enticing character

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just know that red GYATT grippy af, no cap.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU SHALL NOT MAKE GASHES IN YOUR FLESH FOR THE DEAD, OR INCISE ANY MARKS ON YOURSELVES.

    Leviticus 19:28

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here comes the Christcuck LARPer
      Go clutch your pearls somewhere else homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Happy Easter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >for the dead
      So basically you can't mark yourself as a memorial, everything else is fine. Very cool.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting pegged by her before impregnating her in the mating press position

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's all about, the violence of action

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, OP is still a white boy/shitskin virgin in his 30's spamming a jpg instead of talking about video games or getting laid in real life

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >multiple BG3 threads
    >the schizo is seething in all of them
    kek, why does this game drive the Ganker schizo so mad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      significant part of Ganker is hating what others enjoy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, that is /b/ and /misc/

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Devs wanted to give >her a penis but chickened out at the last moment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thankfully my shemale drow had a fantastic night with minthara

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i killed her because of her millenial twitter woman dialogue. saying frick in every single sentence and shit like "boop the floof"

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    B-but I also want a Minthara

    What do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can have both. You no longer have to jump through mad hoops to get her, just knock her out with non-lethal attacks when cleaning up gobbo camp and later save her from the prison in moonrise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >manthara
      yikes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can have both. You no longer have to jump through mad hoops to get her, just knock her out with non-lethal attacks when cleaning up gobbo camp and later save her from the prison in moonrise

      one thing to consider if you intend to romance Minthara is that raiding the Grove with her awards a lot of companion bond points or whatever they're called. so if you don't take the Grove, you may wanna look up some of the big opportunities later to gain her approval, cause it'll be a little more difficult and take a little longer to proc her romance. i've romanced her without doing any of the Grove stuff though so rest assured its totally possible.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you want to raid the grove and also have Karlach (or W*ll), you can abuse some exploits. I'm not sure 100% on the sequencing, but basically you kill Karlach (don't cut her head off for the quest), then agree to raid the grove while she is dead without long resting, and then after the raid you revive her and get her into party. It might also be possible with her in your camp (you still have to kill her beforehand), but I'm not too sure about that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I did this on my most recent playthrough, but it doesn't work for Wyll. He instantly leaves the party the second you initiate the grove raid, even if he's dead on the ground. No big loss though, he's boring and his charred corpse is more fun to look at.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only thing Wyll is good for is a casual origin playthrough where you actually have interactions with Mizora
            Thankfully disguise self saves me from looking at his mug 99% of the time

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Shadowheart.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cuck

      B-but I also want a Minthara

      What do?

      thats a man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and so did the entire group of shar worshippers before you, when you kiss her mouth, you`re kissing an area that has experienced an untold number of wieners and jizz.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lady wieners and jizz.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the eyes

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Google Karlach Amazonium.
    Enjoy.
    Them 3D artists did her justice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >futa
      Frick off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >futa
      Nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >futa
      A fellow connoisseur I see

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the girls
    >Verification not required.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lae'zel and minthara? yep they're my double wives
    shadowheart? kicked her into the shadowfell

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sad breasts
    >roast beef arm
    >shitty tattos
    >dyke haircut
    >reddit humor
    >a tiefling, reddit's favortie race
    What's to like?

    >Verification not required.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Visual novels are not video games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Planescape

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not big enough

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karlach is love, Karlach is life.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i refuse to believe anyone could possibly hate this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joyless bitter losers with aversion to sincerity do. And that's like 2/3 of Gankers population.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There isn't an ounce of sincerity in BG3.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How would you know? You never played it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She hit the fortnite emote

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karlach is for closet homosexuals
    Minthy is for real men who like real women

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need Karlach gf.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shame about the breasts or lack thereof

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Safe horny

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so ugly
    the entire game is just whedonisms and wokie fetish bait
    disgusting

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REPENT.
    You not only use Our Lord's name in vain, you also curse, post a picture of a demonic character, it's lust provoking AND you do this on Easter?!
    REPENT!

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know that chick

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is she hiding her 20 inch FUTA wiener???

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People are still playing, but Swen abandoned the game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >abandoned
          In what sense?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Swen no longer works on the game since December and said he's glad to move on. The game also won't get any additional content.

            yeah, because it's a finished product. More people need to do this in both gaming and cinema. Make something new.

            I wouldn't call it a finished product when half of the act 1 storylines go nowhere and were clearly cut out. I guess it's what the fanbase deserves for putting Larian on a pedestal.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's finished because they said it's finished, you don't get to decide

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >game gets finished but is still patched
              >it's abandoned
              nice framing. it's disingenuous though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, because it's a finished product. More people need to do this in both gaming and cinema. Make something new.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So what's he making next?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Divinity 3

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're making a space game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sex with alien waifus is on the menu bois
                god bless Sven

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oni Girls in AAA games when?

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tattoos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tattoos are bad because uh, they are, okay?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Still liking tattoos
        I'm sorry old man, but they've always been disgusting. Luckily the average person has come to this realization too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Still liking tattoos
      I'm sorry old man, but they've always been disgusting. Luckily the average person has come to this realization too

      Tattoos can be alright, some are shit and some aren't.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does everything and everybody have to glow all the fricking time in modern games.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >8 months later
    >no porn of Karlach lifting you up and sucking your dick

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick are her breasts?

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do tiefling navels look like a cross was burnt into them?

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tattoos
    >no bellybutton
    Pass

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