50 thoughts on “jesus…vidya is fucking dead”

  1. Why is Metroid Dread triggering so many people anyway? Is it because it’s a Nintendo game? A metroidvania that people are enjoying? Too hard for the retards?
    I honestly haven’t seen this level of butthurt over a 1st party IP release in a long time and it makes no sense to me. Maybe I’m just too old.

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    • It’s a bit short for $60. I got it because I’m a big Metroid fan and in retrospect that’s probably the absolute upper limit for what I would have paid for it

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      • It’s about the length I expected out of a 2D Metroid. The series has never been one to overstay its welcome and the genre in general tends to lean more on replayability than length even if there are exceptions.
        For what it’s worth, Super Metroid is shorter than Dread and that was a $60 bucks game back in the days too so the pricetag is just your typical Nintendo price and not like Sony or Microsoft don’t do the same shit too for most first party titles.

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    • >Maybe I’m just too old
      frfr ikr?? i turned 20 last month and these bitch asses on Ganker crying about a dope game like dread is so tiresome. im to old to put up with schizo no taste zoomers now

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  2. hollow knight goes on for fucking ever it never seems to end, after 10 hours of dwelling in a boring mess of a maze waiting to advance some fartsy reddit tier story i dropped it

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    It is when you only focus on AAA shit. Deltarune was a pretty fun game even though they only released two chapter so far.

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  4. >metroid dread
    Why is it here?
    I know you snoyboys and snoysisters are seething because ps5 has no games, but coping by slandering metroid’s name is disingenuous.

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  5. >red and blue is the new marketing trend
    Always wondered how those trends even get started. Also, all three of those games are good.

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  6. Based. Fun is for homosexuals, fuck video games. Ganker exists only for porn threads and soijack posting. Jannies should be publicly executed btw.

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  7. Is this your way to shit on dread yet again while still trying to appear "original"? Dude we get it your life is so bitter that the only joy you feel is hating things that other people like.

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