Join the Thalmor

Join the Thalmor

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Already did when I joined up with wagie Ulfric

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a stormcloak victory is also to be avoided

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >85IQ understanding

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It means "If we can prolong the war for an eternity, do it", not "Stormcloak must not win at all cost".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck off already. a cucked slave has far less chances to win, than an independent nation with a clear goal led by someone who really knows the enemy. if the empire is so fucking awesome and playing the long con, it should let Skyrim go and ally with Ulfric when he starts the war against the Thalmor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, but skyrim is a frozen shithole so they realistically probably have a negligible impact on the empire's chances against the aldmeri dominion regardless of the civil war outcome.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also, even if Stormcloaks win you know that they are instantly going to ally with the Imperials as soon as the Second Great War is on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ??? Siding with Ulfric is literally the cucked slave route. That's the "super secret super surprise twist" of the game that is in plain sight.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is there even a Stormcloak Jarl that's a proper mixture of likable and competent?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Siding with Ulfric is literally the cucked slave route
          No that would be siding with the imperials
          imagine helping the gay who wanted to execute you for no reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LIMP DICK
      SALAD DODGING
      ELVEN COCK (MALE) SLURPING
      IMPERIAL
      C U C K

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda won't let me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game won't let me

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game won't let me

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >putting windhelm under ~~*hlaalu*~~ control
    I think I'll pass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post more of these immediately

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
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            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very enjoyable, thanks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's with all the people posting fucking thumbnails lately?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does hlaalu even still exist by the time of skyrim?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're no longer a Great House, but they still exist. They just don't have a seat at the table for selling out Morrowind to Cyrodiil, who in turn abandoned them during the Oblivion Crisis. Hell you even get to kill a couple Hlaalu and some Morag Tong they hired in the Dragonborn DLC.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The group in Windhelm is from the house.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its a shame every single race in skyrim look like inbred troglodytes

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the coolest version of Skyrim was the Alexa version
    It's not a video game at that point, it's an audio game

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, already apart of the Dark Brotherhood and extensively following the Night Mother's orders while I defile Astrid's burnt corpse in front of her coffin in the Dawnstar Sanctuary for the Night Mother's entertainment.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get this meme, the Altmer hate Dunmer as much if not more so than they hate humans.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >invaders
      Tamriel is literally rightful Elven clay, its humans who are the invaders.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gonna cry? we all know it is Orc clay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Orcs are mer lorelet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the version where he kills her?
      Way more realistic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she isn't an elder scrolls elf, so she passes
        barely

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't the motherfucker kill a Cat and say "close enough to an elf"?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Khajit are mer

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    okay op

    but is there more from this artist?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tfw no pica dunmer gf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what about more Elenwen?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would having a cat wife realistically be like?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      50% chance your drink on the table will be stolen or knocked off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't eat a single meal without there being fucking cat hair in it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gas the piss-skins, race war now.
      >New Balmora
      THIS IS THE END OF YOU, S'WIT!

      Ask Todd Howard about Pretty Kitty, you'll know.

      Why rename Windhelm to a Dunmer city? This makes no sense.

      Because OP is a piss-skin simp who does not get that supporting the inferior inbred race does not mean he gets to appropriate Dunmeri culture. Dunmeri supremacy is the only way, piss-skins get the rope.
      >What about Bosmer?
      Only good Bosmer is Fargoth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is every morrowind chad gay for fargoth

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a meme you dip.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would pee hair balls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute touching tail all of the time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Purrfect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like having a pet cat you can fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      on the one hand, sandpaper blowjobs
      on the other hand, godcuddles

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why rename Windhelm to a Dunmer city? This makes no sense.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Read Prequel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has it been updated? Also is Oblivion still the worst game in the series bar none?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >half of it died when flash was killed leaving it unreadable

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only work for the Dawnguard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a.k.a. the most generic basic-bitch shit possible.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any good mods that let you do that? One of my big disappointments with the game is that you can't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not that I know of. The best you can do is larp as a thalmor terrorist. Basically just kill both sides and do anything you can to weaken Skyrim, such as aiding the Thieves Guild.

      If anyone reading this knows how to make quests, all you would need is a Thalmor NPC to report to and he can order you what faction to side with. Considering there are Redguard Thalmor supporters, the NPC should accept any race. That's it, no extra quests even needed to make it work.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite quest was the one where you clear out the draugr cave.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    too skinny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      normally I'd agree, but being fat seems out of character

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw deleted my emaculately crafted modded skyrim install with coom, gameplay and graphics mods I had finely tuned for months

    I knew I would regret it after I did it but I did it anyway, now there's no way I'm going through all that again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why toss a perfectly running train set? Should’ve zipped it and put it on a drive somewhere

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MOMMY

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the Thalmor's opinion on Dunmer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dunmer philosophy is basically the opposite of the Thalmor's so they are probably not fans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're too dark to be real elves, the same way others are too dark to be real humans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thalmor hate literally everyone, including other thalmor, the dialogue between themselves at the thalmor embassy shows it best

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they probably want the dunmer to join them in the dominion, but the dunmer are on the opposite side of tamriel, and their ideologies are completely opposed to each other. They also evolved from altmer, tho technically chimer at the time, into dunmer, would probably give the altmer a lower opinion on them. Not as low an opinion as humans, but lower.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They absolutely fucking loathe them and would gladly try to genocide them.
      Thing is, last attempt at that went horribly wrong (Trinimac)

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >off-model horseshit
      cretins like you diminish every setting you touch.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I just kill all the Thalmor myself?
    Better question, why can't I fuck all the elves until they learn to behave?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finna make the siege of alinor look like a fiucking joke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't this guy literally have a dude getting fucked in the ass on a YouTube video?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes
        he animated ysgramor fucking a bosmer femboy in the back room of a tavern

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I applaud his dedication to shitposting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's sex in every one of his videos. That's not shitposting, that's a Netflix series.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This world was drowned
      In seas of red
      And still the wheel keeps turning
      And you were dead
      And I was dead
      And still the wheel keeps turning...

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I cant even tell what this picture is there is so much aids

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That last panel is wrong
      But it was the Dwemer who tried to create their own gods.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's correct.

        The comic is depicting a Chimer turning into a Dunmer and saying "we create own" gods, referencing the Tribunal.
        The last panel shows the Dwemer disappearing, connecting their disappearance to an attempt to create their own gods in imitation of the Chimer/Dunmer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, they failed. Thus they could not

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I guess this is where I should ask so who else read that story about Ulfric getting pegged by Elenwen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's disgusting. Where?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://fanfiction.net/s/9790637/1/Season-Unending

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reminder ancano is voice by alexander brandon, one of the main guys behind the soundtracks to deus and ux and Unreal/UT99

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No he is voiced by Seth MacFarlane from Family Guy

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We will put the Imperials in the gas chamb- I mean Dreamsleeve

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite time with skyrim was playing an imperial ~~*merchant*~~ with max speech pickpocket alchemy and sneak, stealing gold coins and planting poison and evidence in pockets

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't (you) playing daggerfall unity?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got bored of samey dungeon crawling
      >for some fucking reason it runs like pure ass on my toaster
      Comfy though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did and it sucks ass

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Chinese p-- sorry, I mean High Elves

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I might've if the game let me.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Altmer
    >Thalmor Altmer
    >New Balmora
    ?????
    ????????

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      new balmora is just a nickname, during the chaotic aftermath of the siege, dungmer morons crawled out of their filthy ghettos and started occupying shops and houses of nord citizens who died in the siege, essentially taking over the city
      the name new balmora implies that just like old balmora, the once great city of windhelm is now destined for ruin and degeneracy, as is the case with literally anything subhuman dungmer interact with in any way

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tick-Tock Thalmorchuds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's this from?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Todd’s personal Elder Scrolls lore bible

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        official Elder Scrolls tarot set

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both sides are extremely gay.
    I choose neither.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the magic resist cap in skyrim?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      85% but absorb magic has no cap so do that instead. Absorb Magic 100% makes it impossible to cast conjuration spells if I remember correctly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      85%

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love this bro's TES art.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not dagoth-derp

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am too lazy to get this on a under 3mb webm + setting up a sound filename for this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cringekino

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am already beyond tired of these "whateverever status" shitty fucking videos but this one has effort in it so I am forced to like it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is like the first time someone has successfully jumpscared me in like 5 years, fuck you anon also bravo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Was it the volume? There's some videos I have sent to my friends and they do seem to complain about the volume but I can't tell by myself because I listen to ear rape for pleasure.

            Have another loud one.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >"Correcting" Britte, 02:00 elapsed
              An event everyone should know about.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is probably my most favorite thing about morrowind is despite the whole prophecy it may or may not have just been petty revenge by asura.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I heard that there were other attempted Neavaraines and it's extremely likely you're just some rando who became worthy of the title/reincarnation through your own will.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does everyone call the ring useless? I pretty much constantly have it on after I get it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like to think all the "failed incarnates" means azura basically just gave random people fake prophetic dreams and kept doing it until one finally miraculously succeeded.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah pretty much, there’s a tomb of other failed nerevarines

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will now join your faction

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thalmor banned daedra worship

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Thalmor banned daedra worship
        they didn't
        elves love worshiping daedra

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they name it "New Balmora"? High elves and dark elves hate each other.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >expecting a Skyrimbaby to know the background
      It's just a reference to the heckin epic racism in that scripted sequence in that town.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they name it "New Balmora"? High elves and dark elves hate each other.

        Because the thalmor are controlling the empire like puppets making them weak and pathetic, doing the same thing to Skyrim by promoting such diverse equality and global homogenisation in the nords ancient city would be part of their MO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the fuck up moron.
          High elves are fashist eugenicists, they don't believe in "diverse equality" or whatever 4chantard drivel you're spewing.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically not being a blonde-haired, blue-eyed nord dragonborn race-taming Thalmor women with your dick when you're not slaughtering their soldiers in victorious combat
    It's like you lizards aren't even human.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I usually play Breton archer (female)

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to roleplay as a psychotic trex looking argonian cannibal with a taste for dunmer flesh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is a great idea for if Skyblivion ever comes out
      mind you it's not really cannibalism if you're a different species

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OpenMW or OG with patch mods?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it your first playthrough?
      If so, OG+Code Patch is the way to go. OpenMW is just off enough to not be proper vanilla.
      You might want a UI scaler and a graphical update or two, which lately I get from MGE XE. But be sure to not go crazy with the options on a first time, specifically the "Distant Lands" option (that advice goes for OpenMW as well). I'd say only use it for HD resolution and scaling the HUD.

      Either way, get the Expansion Delay Mod, or disable the expansions yourself. The former is preferred if you want the journal QoL improvement from Tribunal in the main game, and odds are you want that, so just get the mod.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        technically second, as I did multiplayer with a friend previously.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gonna go ahead with vanilla with pic related so far. Any good birthsign mods? Vanilla options are basically Atronach, Lady, or Apprentice (if you're a breton)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Atronach is really only for people who know what they're doing already. The early game is tough enough without having to worry about buying a ton of Magicka Regen potions.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm an oblivionfag, the atronach "downsides" are old hat to me.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would they rename windhelm to new balmorra when the thalmor made it clear they look down on dunmer

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    already did
    was pretty fun, made thalmor soldiers my followers, renamed them and started placing copies of "The Talos Mistake" in every city we went

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joining the stormcloaks is objectively the correct decision? Why? Because you're the main character. You're a literal god of the universe and reality reshapes around you to make sure your goals are successful. If the quest lines continued you'd simply get a map marker to go assassinate elf-hitler or some shit and that'd be that. Therefore, whichever side you join WILL win, which turns it purely into a question of who SHOULD win, and that answer is obvious.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY THE FUCK DOES TES HAVE TO BE IN THE HANDS OF FUCKING BETHSHIT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They tapped into the heart.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon. We know better than assuming that a successful game IP is in "good hands" when it's 20+ years old under a big name publisher. The same thing would have happened; the more obtuse RPG elements would have been removed and/or watered down to make the game more accessible, and more appealing to normal gamers. It would have evolved to be more quick-action oriented and surface level impressive, since that's what sells. Or, it would have had maybe one more last gasp of a release before being prohibitively in-profitable for further development. This is the fate of all game series but for a few lucky ones.

      Honestly the best fate for a game IP is to fade into the background, become unshackled by the dissolving of the owning publisher, and then be picked up by a new team and worked on from a fresh direction.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not. There hasn't been a game since 2011. As it stands, TES exists in our collective imagination, and has for years. And I will take a high quality "fanwork" any day over some throwaway bullshit an official contracted writer who knows nothing about TES came up with in 10 seconds and then promptly forgot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elder Scrolls Online (Elder Scrolls 0)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ll take a high quality "fanwork" any day over some throwaway bullshit an official contracted writer who knows nothing about TES came up with in 10 seconds and then promptly forgot.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ES0 writers know TES incredibly well.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. never talked to Sotha Sil

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Parts of Clockwork City being good doesn't just erase the entire rest of the game, anon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ESO writers say TES is whatever you imagine .

              Because you needed official confirmation that no official confirmation is needed.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They better not dumb down the next Elder Scrolls game, I want to see this sixth school of magic everyone harps on about.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It feels really weird to be imperial sided and then killing all the Thalmor you can find and no one brings it up, hell they don't even care if you killed the Emperor even though those penny oculus rift guys catch you trying to poison the fake.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Find Talos worshipping N*rd family
    >Execute them for heresy
    >Put them in body bags and dump them in the local Thalmor dead N*rd storage mass gravesite
    >Their souls get taken by The Worm King
    >We're 5 souls closer to unmaking reality
    Nothing feels better than being a Thalmorchad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately it's even worse. Those bodies are their own citizens. Hundreds of thousands of them. The crystal cities were wiped clean, to serve another purpose. And the worm god demanded a steep price.

      Fear not, brethren, because we will all be rejoined as immortal spirits in aetherius... Something like that.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that elf girls belong to human men

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad high elves are ugly as shit
    I'd fuck an orc before an elf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They look fine in ESO which I consider what each race to canonically look like

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ESO only does beast races well, all the humanoids look exactly the same with different skin tones, which I guess is still accurate to pre-morrowind designs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vanilla Skyrim and Oblivion races look much worse than ESO tbh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Skyrim does notably better with most elves and orcs, aside from making them look kinda grimy

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Orcs in Skyrim are fine. Elves look way to alien

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elves are supposed to look alien

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks you're path*

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody gets that they used the dark elves to take over windhelm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le epic 12 dimensional chess gnomish subversion space magic cum vaults, bro
      No, you're just wrong.
      It's a boilerplate refugee storyline with about 8 lines of dialogue and 4 pages of an in-game book to show for it in total.
      Really not that deep. If you're looking for deep, you're playing the wrong video game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok. im just saying thats the premise of OP's image. not hard to get.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh I see, carry on sir.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's a meme I made

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