fuck off already. a cucked slave has far less chances to win, than an independent nation with a clear goal led by someone who really knows the enemy. if the empire is so fucking awesome and playing the long con, it should let Skyrim go and ally with Ulfric when he starts the war against the Thalmor.
This, but skyrim is a frozen shithole so they realistically probably have a negligible impact on the empire's chances against the aldmeri dominion regardless of the civil war outcome.
>Siding with Ulfric is literally the cucked slave route
No that would be siding with the imperials
imagine helping the gay who wanted to execute you for no reason
They're no longer a Great House, but they still exist. They just don't have a seat at the table for selling out Morrowind to Cyrodiil, who in turn abandoned them during the Oblivion Crisis. Hell you even get to kill a couple Hlaalu and some Morag Tong they hired in the Dragonborn DLC.
Sorry, already apart of the Dark Brotherhood and extensively following the Night Mother's orders while I defile Astrid's burnt corpse in front of her coffin in the Dawnstar Sanctuary for the Night Mother's entertainment.
Gas the piss-skins, race war now. >New Balmora
THIS IS THE END OF YOU, S'WIT!
Ask Todd Howard about Pretty Kitty, you'll know.
Why rename Windhelm to a Dunmer city? This makes no sense.
Because OP is a piss-skin simp who does not get that supporting the inferior inbred race does not mean he gets to appropriate Dunmeri culture. Dunmeri supremacy is the only way, piss-skins get the rope. >What about Bosmer?
Only good Bosmer is Fargoth.
Not that I know of. The best you can do is larp as a thalmor terrorist. Basically just kill both sides and do anything you can to weaken Skyrim, such as aiding the Thieves Guild.
If anyone reading this knows how to make quests, all you would need is a Thalmor NPC to report to and he can order you what faction to side with. Considering there are Redguard Thalmor supporters, the NPC should accept any race. That's it, no extra quests even needed to make it work.
they probably want the dunmer to join them in the dominion, but the dunmer are on the opposite side of tamriel, and their ideologies are completely opposed to each other. They also evolved from altmer, tho technically chimer at the time, into dunmer, would probably give the altmer a lower opinion on them. Not as low an opinion as humans, but lower.
The comic is depicting a Chimer turning into a Dunmer and saying "we create own" gods, referencing the Tribunal.
The last panel shows the Dwemer disappearing, connecting their disappearance to an attempt to create their own gods in imitation of the Chimer/Dunmer.
My favorite time with skyrim was playing an imperial ~~*merchant*~~ with max speech pickpocket alchemy and sneak, stealing gold coins and planting poison and evidence in pockets
new balmora is just a nickname, during the chaotic aftermath of the siege, dungmer morons crawled out of their filthy ghettos and started occupying shops and houses of nord citizens who died in the siege, essentially taking over the city
the name new balmora implies that just like old balmora, the once great city of windhelm is now destined for ruin and degeneracy, as is the case with literally anything subhuman dungmer interact with in any way
Was it the volume? There's some videos I have sent to my friends and they do seem to complain about the volume but I can't tell by myself because I listen to ear rape for pleasure.
I heard that there were other attempted Neavaraines and it's extremely likely you're just some rando who became worthy of the title/reincarnation through your own will.
I like to think all the "failed incarnates" means azura basically just gave random people fake prophetic dreams and kept doing it until one finally miraculously succeeded.
Why would they name it "New Balmora"? High elves and dark elves hate each other.
Because the thalmor are controlling the empire like puppets making them weak and pathetic, doing the same thing to Skyrim by promoting such diverse equality and global homogenisation in the nords ancient city would be part of their MO
>unironically not being a blonde-haired, blue-eyed nord dragonborn race-taming Thalmor women with your dick when you're not slaughtering their soldiers in victorious combat
It's like you lizards aren't even human.
Is it your first playthrough?
If so, OG+Code Patch is the way to go. OpenMW is just off enough to not be proper vanilla.
You might want a UI scaler and a graphical update or two, which lately I get from MGE XE. But be sure to not go crazy with the options on a first time, specifically the "Distant Lands" option (that advice goes for OpenMW as well). I'd say only use it for HD resolution and scaling the HUD.
Either way, get the Expansion Delay Mod, or disable the expansions yourself. The former is preferred if you want the journal QoL improvement from Tribunal in the main game, and odds are you want that, so just get the mod.
gonna go ahead with vanilla with pic related so far. Any good birthsign mods? Vanilla options are basically Atronach, Lady, or Apprentice (if you're a breton)
Atronach is really only for people who know what they're doing already. The early game is tough enough without having to worry about buying a ton of Magicka Regen potions.
Joining the stormcloaks is objectively the correct decision? Why? Because you're the main character. You're a literal god of the universe and reality reshapes around you to make sure your goals are successful. If the quest lines continued you'd simply get a map marker to go assassinate elf-hitler or some shit and that'd be that. Therefore, whichever side you join WILL win, which turns it purely into a question of who SHOULD win, and that answer is obvious.
Anon. We know better than assuming that a successful game IP is in "good hands" when it's 20+ years old under a big name publisher. The same thing would have happened; the more obtuse RPG elements would have been removed and/or watered down to make the game more accessible, and more appealing to normal gamers. It would have evolved to be more quick-action oriented and surface level impressive, since that's what sells. Or, it would have had maybe one more last gasp of a release before being prohibitively in-profitable for further development. This is the fate of all game series but for a few lucky ones.
Honestly the best fate for a game IP is to fade into the background, become unshackled by the dissolving of the owning publisher, and then be picked up by a new team and worked on from a fresh direction.
It's not. There hasn't been a game since 2011. As it stands, TES exists in our collective imagination, and has for years. And I will take a high quality "fanwork" any day over some throwaway bullshit an official contracted writer who knows nothing about TES came up with in 10 seconds and then promptly forgot.
>ll take a high quality "fanwork" any day over some throwaway bullshit an official contracted writer who knows nothing about TES came up with in 10 seconds and then promptly forgot.
It feels really weird to be imperial sided and then killing all the Thalmor you can find and no one brings it up, hell they don't even care if you killed the Emperor even though those penny oculus rift guys catch you trying to poison the fake.
>Find Talos worshipping N*rd family >Execute them for heresy >Put them in body bags and dump them in the local Thalmor dead N*rd storage mass gravesite >Their souls get taken by The Worm King >We're 5 souls closer to unmaking reality
Nothing feels better than being a Thalmorchad
Unfortunately it's even worse. Those bodies are their own citizens. Hundreds of thousands of them. The crystal cities were wiped clean, to serve another purpose. And the worm god demanded a steep price.
Fear not, brethren, because we will all be rejoined as immortal spirits in aetherius... Something like that.
ESO only does beast races well, all the humanoids look exactly the same with different skin tones, which I guess is still accurate to pre-morrowind designs
>le epic 12 dimensional chess gnomish subversion space magic cum vaults, bro
No, you're just wrong.
It's a boilerplate refugee storyline with about 8 lines of dialogue and 4 pages of an in-game book to show for it in total.
Really not that deep. If you're looking for deep, you're playing the wrong video game.
Why?
Already did when I joined up with wagie Ulfric
>a stormcloak victory is also to be avoided
>85IQ understanding
It means "If we can prolong the war for an eternity, do it", not "Stormcloak must not win at all cost".
cope
fuck off already. a cucked slave has far less chances to win, than an independent nation with a clear goal led by someone who really knows the enemy. if the empire is so fucking awesome and playing the long con, it should let Skyrim go and ally with Ulfric when he starts the war against the Thalmor.
This, but skyrim is a frozen shithole so they realistically probably have a negligible impact on the empire's chances against the aldmeri dominion regardless of the civil war outcome.
Also, even if Stormcloaks win you know that they are instantly going to ally with the Imperials as soon as the Second Great War is on.
??? Siding with Ulfric is literally the cucked slave route. That's the "super secret super surprise twist" of the game that is in plain sight.
Is there even a Stormcloak Jarl that's a proper mixture of likable and competent?
>Siding with Ulfric is literally the cucked slave route
No that would be siding with the imperials
imagine helping the gay who wanted to execute you for no reason
LIMP DICK
SALAD DODGING
ELVEN COCK (MALE) SLURPING
IMPERIAL
C U C K
Bethesda won't let me
The game won't let me
>putting windhelm under ~~*hlaalu*~~ control
I think I'll pass.
post more of these immediately
Very enjoyable, thanks
what's with all the people posting fucking thumbnails lately?
does hlaalu even still exist by the time of skyrim?
They're no longer a Great House, but they still exist. They just don't have a seat at the table for selling out Morrowind to Cyrodiil, who in turn abandoned them during the Oblivion Crisis. Hell you even get to kill a couple Hlaalu and some Morag Tong they hired in the Dragonborn DLC.
The group in Windhelm is from the house.
its a shame every single race in skyrim look like inbred troglodytes
I thought the coolest version of Skyrim was the Alexa version
It's not a video game at that point, it's an audio game
Sorry, already apart of the Dark Brotherhood and extensively following the Night Mother's orders while I defile Astrid's burnt corpse in front of her coffin in the Dawnstar Sanctuary for the Night Mother's entertainment.
No.
I don't get this meme, the Altmer hate Dunmer as much if not more so than they hate humans.
>invaders
Tamriel is literally rightful Elven clay, its humans who are the invaders.
gonna cry? we all know it is Orc clay
Orcs are mer lorelet.
Where's the version where he kills her?
Way more realistic.
she isn't an elder scrolls elf, so she passes
barely
Didn't the motherfucker kill a Cat and say "close enough to an elf"?
Khajit are mer
okay op
but is there more from this artist?
tfw no pica dunmer gf
what about more Elenwen?
What would having a cat wife realistically be like?
50% chance your drink on the table will be stolen or knocked off.
Can't eat a single meal without there being fucking cat hair in it.
Gas the piss-skins, race war now.
>New Balmora
THIS IS THE END OF YOU, S'WIT!
Ask Todd Howard about Pretty Kitty, you'll know.
Because OP is a piss-skin simp who does not get that supporting the inferior inbred race does not mean he gets to appropriate Dunmeri culture. Dunmeri supremacy is the only way, piss-skins get the rope.
>What about Bosmer?
Only good Bosmer is Fargoth.
Why is every morrowind chad gay for fargoth
It's a meme you dip.
You would pee hair balls
Cute touching tail all of the time
Purrfect.
like having a pet cat you can fuck
on the one hand, sandpaper blowjobs
on the other hand, godcuddles
Why rename Windhelm to a Dunmer city? This makes no sense.
Read Prequel
Has it been updated? Also is Oblivion still the worst game in the series bar none?
>half of it died when flash was killed leaving it unreadable
I only work for the Dawnguard.
sounds gay
a.k.a. the most generic basic-bitch shit possible.
Are there any good mods that let you do that? One of my big disappointments with the game is that you can't.
Not that I know of. The best you can do is larp as a thalmor terrorist. Basically just kill both sides and do anything you can to weaken Skyrim, such as aiding the Thieves Guild.
If anyone reading this knows how to make quests, all you would need is a Thalmor NPC to report to and he can order you what faction to side with. Considering there are Redguard Thalmor supporters, the NPC should accept any race. That's it, no extra quests even needed to make it work.
My favorite quest was the one where you clear out the draugr cave.
too skinny
normally I'd agree, but being fat seems out of character
>tfw deleted my emaculately crafted modded skyrim install with coom, gameplay and graphics mods I had finely tuned for months
I knew I would regret it after I did it but I did it anyway, now there's no way I'm going through all that again.
Why toss a perfectly running train set? Should’ve zipped it and put it on a drive somewhere
No.
MOMMY
what's the Thalmor's opinion on Dunmer?
Dunmer philosophy is basically the opposite of the Thalmor's so they are probably not fans.
They're too dark to be real elves, the same way others are too dark to be real humans.
Not good.
thalmor hate literally everyone, including other thalmor, the dialogue between themselves at the thalmor embassy shows it best
they probably want the dunmer to join them in the dominion, but the dunmer are on the opposite side of tamriel, and their ideologies are completely opposed to each other. They also evolved from altmer, tho technically chimer at the time, into dunmer, would probably give the altmer a lower opinion on them. Not as low an opinion as humans, but lower.
They absolutely fucking loathe them and would gladly try to genocide them.
Thing is, last attempt at that went horribly wrong (Trinimac)
Yes
>off-model horseshit
cretins like you diminish every setting you touch.
Why can't I just kill all the Thalmor myself?
Better question, why can't I fuck all the elves until they learn to behave?
finna make the siege of alinor look like a fiucking joke
Didn't this guy literally have a dude getting fucked in the ass on a YouTube video?
yes
he animated ysgramor fucking a bosmer femboy in the back room of a tavern
Yes, I applaud his dedication to shitposting.
There's sex in every one of his videos. That's not shitposting, that's a Netflix series.
This world was drowned
In seas of red
And still the wheel keeps turning
And you were dead
And I was dead
And still the wheel keeps turning...
No
I cant even tell what this picture is there is so much aids
That last panel is wrong
But it was the Dwemer who tried to create their own gods.
No, it's correct.
The comic is depicting a Chimer turning into a Dunmer and saying "we create own" gods, referencing the Tribunal.
The last panel shows the Dwemer disappearing, connecting their disappearance to an attempt to create their own gods in imitation of the Chimer/Dunmer.
yeah, they failed. Thus they could not
Oh I guess this is where I should ask so who else read that story about Ulfric getting pegged by Elenwen
That's disgusting. Where?
https://fanfiction.net/s/9790637/1/Season-Unending
reminder ancano is voice by alexander brandon, one of the main guys behind the soundtracks to deus and ux and Unreal/UT99
No he is voiced by Seth MacFarlane from Family Guy
We will put the Imperials in the gas chamb- I mean Dreamsleeve
My favorite time with skyrim was playing an imperial ~~*merchant*~~ with max speech pickpocket alchemy and sneak, stealing gold coins and planting poison and evidence in pockets
Why aren't (you) playing daggerfall unity?
>got bored of samey dungeon crawling
>for some fucking reason it runs like pure ass on my toaster
Comfy though.
I did and it sucks ass
I hate Chinese p-- sorry, I mean High Elves
I might've if the game let me.
>Altmer
>Thalmor Altmer
>New Balmora
?????
????????
new balmora is just a nickname, during the chaotic aftermath of the siege, dungmer morons crawled out of their filthy ghettos and started occupying shops and houses of nord citizens who died in the siege, essentially taking over the city
the name new balmora implies that just like old balmora, the once great city of windhelm is now destined for ruin and degeneracy, as is the case with literally anything subhuman dungmer interact with in any way
Tick-Tock Thalmorchuds.
Where's this from?
Todd’s personal Elder Scrolls lore bible
official Elder Scrolls tarot set
Both sides are extremely gay.
I choose neither.
What's the magic resist cap in skyrim?
85% but absorb magic has no cap so do that instead. Absorb Magic 100% makes it impossible to cast conjuration spells if I remember correctly.
85%
Love this bro's TES art.
>not dagoth-derp
I am too lazy to get this on a under 3mb webm + setting up a sound filename for this.
cringekino
I am already beyond tired of these "whateverever status" shitty fucking videos but this one has effort in it so I am forced to like it.
this is like the first time someone has successfully jumpscared me in like 5 years, fuck you anon also bravo
Was it the volume? There's some videos I have sent to my friends and they do seem to complain about the volume but I can't tell by myself because I listen to ear rape for pleasure.
Have another loud one.
>"Correcting" Britte, 02:00 elapsed
An event everyone should know about.
This is probably my most favorite thing about morrowind is despite the whole prophecy it may or may not have just been petty revenge by asura.
I heard that there were other attempted Neavaraines and it's extremely likely you're just some rando who became worthy of the title/reincarnation through your own will.
Why does everyone call the ring useless? I pretty much constantly have it on after I get it.
I like to think all the "failed incarnates" means azura basically just gave random people fake prophetic dreams and kept doing it until one finally miraculously succeeded.
Yeah pretty much, there’s a tomb of other failed nerevarines
I will now join your faction
Thalmor banned daedra worship
>Thalmor banned daedra worship
they didn't
elves love worshiping daedra
Why would they name it "New Balmora"? High elves and dark elves hate each other.
>expecting a Skyrimbaby to know the background
It's just a reference to the heckin epic racism in that scripted sequence in that town.
Because the thalmor are controlling the empire like puppets making them weak and pathetic, doing the same thing to Skyrim by promoting such diverse equality and global homogenisation in the nords ancient city would be part of their MO
Shut the fuck up moron.
High elves are fashist eugenicists, they don't believe in "diverse equality" or whatever 4chantard drivel you're spewing.
>unironically not being a blonde-haired, blue-eyed nord dragonborn race-taming Thalmor women with your dick when you're not slaughtering their soldiers in victorious combat
It's like you lizards aren't even human.
I usually play Breton archer (female)
I like to roleplay as a psychotic trex looking argonian cannibal with a taste for dunmer flesh
this is a great idea for if Skyblivion ever comes out
mind you it's not really cannibalism if you're a different species
OpenMW or OG with patch mods?
Is it your first playthrough?
If so, OG+Code Patch is the way to go. OpenMW is just off enough to not be proper vanilla.
You might want a UI scaler and a graphical update or two, which lately I get from MGE XE. But be sure to not go crazy with the options on a first time, specifically the "Distant Lands" option (that advice goes for OpenMW as well). I'd say only use it for HD resolution and scaling the HUD.
Either way, get the Expansion Delay Mod, or disable the expansions yourself. The former is preferred if you want the journal QoL improvement from Tribunal in the main game, and odds are you want that, so just get the mod.
technically second, as I did multiplayer with a friend previously.
gonna go ahead with vanilla with pic related so far. Any good birthsign mods? Vanilla options are basically Atronach, Lady, or Apprentice (if you're a breton)
Atronach is really only for people who know what they're doing already. The early game is tough enough without having to worry about buying a ton of Magicka Regen potions.
I'm an oblivionfag, the atronach "downsides" are old hat to me.
why would they rename windhelm to new balmorra when the thalmor made it clear they look down on dunmer
already did
was pretty fun, made thalmor soldiers my followers, renamed them and started placing copies of "The Talos Mistake" in every city we went
Joining the stormcloaks is objectively the correct decision? Why? Because you're the main character. You're a literal god of the universe and reality reshapes around you to make sure your goals are successful. If the quest lines continued you'd simply get a map marker to go assassinate elf-hitler or some shit and that'd be that. Therefore, whichever side you join WILL win, which turns it purely into a question of who SHOULD win, and that answer is obvious.
no
WHY THE FUCK DOES TES HAVE TO BE IN THE HANDS OF FUCKING BETHSHIT
They tapped into the heart.
Anon. We know better than assuming that a successful game IP is in "good hands" when it's 20+ years old under a big name publisher. The same thing would have happened; the more obtuse RPG elements would have been removed and/or watered down to make the game more accessible, and more appealing to normal gamers. It would have evolved to be more quick-action oriented and surface level impressive, since that's what sells. Or, it would have had maybe one more last gasp of a release before being prohibitively in-profitable for further development. This is the fate of all game series but for a few lucky ones.
Honestly the best fate for a game IP is to fade into the background, become unshackled by the dissolving of the owning publisher, and then be picked up by a new team and worked on from a fresh direction.
It's not. There hasn't been a game since 2011. As it stands, TES exists in our collective imagination, and has for years. And I will take a high quality "fanwork" any day over some throwaway bullshit an official contracted writer who knows nothing about TES came up with in 10 seconds and then promptly forgot.
Elder Scrolls Online (Elder Scrolls 0)
>ll take a high quality "fanwork" any day over some throwaway bullshit an official contracted writer who knows nothing about TES came up with in 10 seconds and then promptly forgot.
ES0 writers know TES incredibly well.
lmao
>t. never talked to Sotha Sil
Parts of Clockwork City being good doesn't just erase the entire rest of the game, anon
ESO writers say TES is whatever you imagine .
Because you needed official confirmation that no official confirmation is needed.
They better not dumb down the next Elder Scrolls game, I want to see this sixth school of magic everyone harps on about.
It feels really weird to be imperial sided and then killing all the Thalmor you can find and no one brings it up, hell they don't even care if you killed the Emperor even though those penny oculus rift guys catch you trying to poison the fake.
>Find Talos worshipping N*rd family
>Execute them for heresy
>Put them in body bags and dump them in the local Thalmor dead N*rd storage mass gravesite
>Their souls get taken by The Worm King
>We're 5 souls closer to unmaking reality
Nothing feels better than being a Thalmorchad
Unfortunately it's even worse. Those bodies are their own citizens. Hundreds of thousands of them. The crystal cities were wiped clean, to serve another purpose. And the worm god demanded a steep price.
Fear not, brethren, because we will all be rejoined as immortal spirits in aetherius... Something like that.
reminder that elf girls belong to human men
Too bad high elves are ugly as shit
I'd fuck an orc before an elf
They look fine in ESO which I consider what each race to canonically look like
ESO only does beast races well, all the humanoids look exactly the same with different skin tones, which I guess is still accurate to pre-morrowind designs
Vanilla Skyrim and Oblivion races look much worse than ESO tbh
Skyrim does notably better with most elves and orcs, aside from making them look kinda grimy
Orcs in Skyrim are fine. Elves look way to alien
Elves are supposed to look alien
*blocks you're path*
>nobody gets that they used the dark elves to take over windhelm
>le epic 12 dimensional chess gnomish subversion space magic cum vaults, bro
No, you're just wrong.
It's a boilerplate refugee storyline with about 8 lines of dialogue and 4 pages of an in-game book to show for it in total.
Really not that deep. If you're looking for deep, you're playing the wrong video game.
ok. im just saying thats the premise of OP's image. not hard to get.
oh I see, carry on sir.
here's a meme I made