Am I the only person who hated joker he sucked as a character and his romance with edi is cringe sucks you’re forced to deal with him for 3 games
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Name 1 (one) good character in ME
I liked Garrus for the same reason people like fricking power rangers, he looks cool and has a couple positive traits like "wanting justice" and "shooting things well"
Mordin
Honestly fair. The genophage plot was a fricking meme though, if they didn't retcon it from a sterilization plague to a miscarriage-inator I would be 100% on board with it
They shouldn't have been greedy israelites and kept his original VA for ME3.
Reddin
Also Wrex. Though that may just be my feelings getting in the way.
I mean he's loveable, they all are to an extent, but they're one dimensional
Doubly so because he's a krogan, which are meant to be two bit morons that won't even stop their own race from going extinct
Yeah. I've just got a soft spot.
Like the other anon said, Mordin but I also think Thane is decent.
Tali, but I understand people not vibing with her for being waifu bait.
Also Anderson is objectively based.
He's a knockoff of Sgt Johnson
>knock-off
He's the upgrade. Seethe about it.
Anderson is basically Johnson if he wasn't a moronic meathead.
Has Keith David ever had a bad role?
Anderson is 100% based and one of the best parts of ME.
Everything in ME is either 100% based or 100% cringe. Nothing in-between.
Since Tali wasn't a wife option in ME1, she isn't even waifu bait. In fact, you have to read guides to know you need to wait until ME2 to get her. Meaning most people didn't pick her until the second playthrough, if that. And she's a good wingman/exposition character even if you don't choose her for a relationship.
Wrex aka the only one to drop the hardboiled shit for a microsecond and treat you like an actual person
Wrex
Grunt
Mordin
Captain Kirrahe
Anderson
Legion
>Grunt
>fricking Grunt
>the literal blank slate test tube baby
Not him but Grunt was cool. It's BECAUSE he's a blank slate test tube baby that he's interesting. Nearly every single krogan in the trilogy (exceptions - Wrex, that one excessively polite one on Illium who was used as a joke) is almost exactly the same and Grunt is a first hand view into why, because even though he ends up the same way as the rest of them we see him develop and learn more about Krogan culture and impulses from someone who's experiencing it all for himself at the same time we are.
You forgot Charr a.k.a. blue rose of illium guy and the Urdnot shaman. Krogan are fricking based and anyone who trusts the conniving salarians over them is a chucklefrick.
>the Charr mission in 3
I can name many.
And OP is a gay Joker is based, shittalks Thessia and has been on board since the very beginning.
What dogshit fricking tastes, holy shit.
Came here to say this lmao. Kaidan is garbage
>the barren Australian as a love interest
>thinking Aria is badass
>putting Jenkins and Thane that low
I reiterate, dogshit tastes.
STFU I've played through the trilogy 25 times and this is the definitive tier list.
trash list
Trash list and trash taste. Also, Ash deserves to be Brothers in Arms tier for her based take on xeno scum.
>a female
>brothers in arms
Lol.
Also she is only racist out of a sense of misguided Alliance loyalty and lack of interaction with aliens, not because she's smart like Miranda.
>Kaiden
>top
He was a whiny gay.
Absolute perfection except Kaiden who deserves to eat the nuke.
>Jacob
Okay, I laughed
The one and only, the alpha, the omega, the saviour: Conrad Verner
Would of unironically been kino if you could of actually taken this moron under your wing as a squadmate only to find out he's actually a natural born killer. Also, his personality could of been molded by your Paragon/Renegade.
>Also, his personality could of been molded by your Paragon/Renegade.
They meant to do this somewhat but there was an error migrating saves between ME1 and ME2 causing him to always interpret your ME1 actions as renegade.
Captain Kirrahe
So do you want a good character or a deep character? They are not mutually exclusive.
A good character > a deep character. If you want depth read a book or watch Neon Genesis Evangeliob: the End of Evangelion directed by Hideaki Anno from Gainax Studio in the State of Japan also known as Nippon-koku or the Empire of the Rising Sun.
My Shepard and Miranda. Frick aliens, frick israelites, frick jannies, and most importantly frick Black folk.
>most importantly frick Black folk.
Miranda agrees.
The problem is less about the character himself and more about him being voiced by Seth Green, whose performance ruins him because Seth has no business voicing a character in a video game space opera
>him being voiced by Seth Green
yeah its always jarring when a movie actor is a VO in a game.
Celebrity appearance has been happening since the N64 but you’re just too stupid to realize it
It's still the best acting Seth Green has ever done. Low bar I know.
rent free and all, but i just assumed seth green had made some kind of statement in support of left-wing politics
right there with you though, if i can visualize your dumb movie actor face when you're talking, you have no business doing voice acting
i'm just gonna say
it's seth green. have you people ever watched robot chicken? he's b-list enough to not be above VA'ing and nerd enough to gladly do it. he's not some star trek has been forced into doing VA work
Yeah, he still voices Chris on Family Guy and they use that to mock him sometimes.
yeah i know dude
Just adding to your point more then revealing information to you.
fair enough man, i just skimmed through your post and missed that. thanks
>Family Guy, of all shows, punching down
>during a stewie/brian gimmick episode no less
gross
see
sasuga jokah
>I wonder if his fanbase knows how israeli he really is
How did they get away with it.
I called him a cripple in 2.
No regrets.
yeah yeah whatever op BUT WHY IS EDI IN ME3
I DONT GET IT
The only ME character I legitimately don't like is The Blue Forced Shit. Nobody (even in the Andromeda crew) wasn't as annoying as that creator's pet.
so daily mass effect 3 threads eh?
i fricking love it
the game should have let you blame him for killing shepard in ME2 or at least have him have some guilt, your first scene together was really tone deaf he acts like he didn't have you ejected into space and burn up into meaty sludge
What was up with that Cavemen vision from that globe in 1?
Wasn't it supposed to imply that humanity was artificially uplifted by Protheans and that the memory of this is somehow deeply encoded in all humans? Also a Space Odyssey reference I guess
joker is a loveable loser but only because he's talented
He hardly does anything in the trilogy.
And unless you go to the wienerpit to talk to him, you have almost no interactions with Joker.
Why could the series never recapture that feeling of when you spoke to Sovereign or Vigil?
Because you beat Sovereign in game 1.
WE'VE GOT A MAN DOWN!
MAN DOOOOWN!
GRENAAAAAADE!
Heh, that brings back memories.
>Jacob...
>*turret noises*
I wasn't expecting the Prothean in 3 to sound like a Zulu.
I hate seth green in general
The NFT thing was kinda funny. Assuming it wasn't staged.
that it really was
What was with the character change from 1 to 2, in 1 he like makes maybe two jokes and then in 2 he's constantly throwing out self-aware "humour", like did they completely miss the whole reason he's called Joker?
the whole trilogy is an incoherent mess
>in 1 he like makes maybe two jokes
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
THE JOKAH MADE 2 JOKES
BASED MASS EFFECT. I LOVE IT EVEN MORE NOW!
He makes more than 2 jokes, but he's also more of a whiny little b***h who constantly complains about something. I honestly found him annoying his entire character was basically "disabled man" wans him non-stop talking about how much worse he's had it than every else.
He doesn't have that many lines in 1 from what I remember, you've only got the one conversation that you can keep having with him and whatever he'll say at the start and end of each mission
Yes, he never smiled or something so his instructor called him that and then he came top of his class and was smiling then, I get that he's kind of laid-back in the first one but 2 just takes it to a stupid extreme that seems unrealistic
Yeah wasn't Joker an ironic nickname in 1?
It was for the better. He's much more likable as a snarky ace pilot guy than as a whiny downer.
Literally every character changed in ME2. It's like the whole game was made by another team. Then they revert back to their ME1 personalities the minute ME3 starts. And even make jokes about how stupid "all the Cerberus stuff was."
Garrua was pretty much the same. So was Wrex.
>Joker: Those stupid b***h ass Asari should have had more soldiers than hookers now they're all dead ROFL XDDD
>Shep: I was just on the ground watching their whole civilization on fire, so can you maybe try to save the jokes for later?
>Joker: WHAT THE FRICK IS YOUR PROBLEM SHEPARD I AM JUST DEFUSING THE TENSION FRICKER FRICK YOU MY FAMILY IS DEAD
oooooooooooookay
Shepard should've cracked open a bottle of champagne when Thessia got hit. He was just being a sore loser. And Liara needed to Ben Dover.
>And Liara needed to Ben Dover
QUIT RAILROADING ME INTO LIARA I DON'T WANT HER! FRICK OFF!
Keep in mind he willingly joined Cerberus the second he had a chance
Because they promised him a ship and a OP he'd get behind. Most of the Cerberus crew on the Normandy claim they were really only involved in the noble missions which is why most of them join Shepard in quitting.
He joined a terrorist organization, dude.
One that would let him actually do something good, otherwise he'd just be grounded on Earth. The collector war is the only thing he did for Cerberus and once that was over, all the tech people and EDI disabled all of TIM's spy tech/overrides and told him to go frick himself.
Dude. He joined a terrorist organization.
How much of an npc are you?
>Slightly morally ambiguous and challenging writing bad.
Never watch any critically acclaimed crime drama.
Now you're talking about something completely different. You're defending a terrorist, not the writing.
You're being an indoctrinated moralcuck on Ganker. Don't you have some ukraine shilling on twitter quotato fill?
>Slightly morally ambiguous and challenging writing bad.
>Join Cerberus
>No they killed Alliance personnel, not to mention killing my men on Akuze
>Uh no, you have to join Cerberus
>Nah, I'll go to the Citadel, reinstate my Spectre status and talk to Anderson/Udina
>No, everyone is conveniently ignorant and hard wall you so you HAVE to join Cerberus
It was shit. ME2 is shit.
>not to mention killing my men on Akuze
Only in one background, but it's weird that you can't bring it up.
>ME2 is shit.
Cerberus was, but ME2 wasn't.
>he falls for the terrorism meme
Good goyim.
He didn't really "join" them though. He agreed to work with them, so that he could make use of their resources to do something he considered good and necessary. He didn't commit a single terrorist act while at it.
I mean, if the world were to end and the only people willing and able to stop it would just so happen to be ISIS guys, would it really be wrong to work with them in this single case?
The beginning of 2 where you save him is the biggest bullshit in the entire series
I'd have celebrated the annoying cripple getting killed
Yes. I found his "jokes" to be annoying. In large part because I associate him with his real life actor, who is annoying. Eddi was great. And it sucked she had to be linked to this idiot.
Do girls like Jack exist IRL? Preferably ones that aren't BPD and will cheat on me the instant they feel like it
Yeah. Go to Portland, Oregon. You can't walk more than a block without running into one.
I'd rather not have to dig one out of a pile of used heroin needles.
That's the kind of girl you're looking for though...
I guess you're right
Yes.
>Preferably ones that aren't BPD and will cheat on me the instant they feel like it
Careful there, Icarus.
>Do girls like Jack exist IRL?
Yes!
>Preferable ones that aren't BPD and will cheat on me the instant they feel like it
No.
>do girls like jack exist irl
yes
>that aren't BPD and will cheat on me
you're better off finding big foot riding a unicorn in Hitlers secret artic base
>Am I the only person who hated joker
People generally seemed to like him, but you're probably not alone. I on the other hand seem to be the only person who wanted to frick him into oblivion
Why is there so little Shepard x Femshep porn?
Well I didn't know Mordin was going to die. FRICK.
He was fine right up until they gave EDI a physical body.
>*gayly* Later, commander…
yes, all ME characters are shit tho and the game is also shit
go back and play these games as a grown man and tell me otherwise
he looks like he has aids