Just do 400 damage with your 6 damage cards and tank 30 damage every turn bro

Just do 400 damage with your 6 damage cards and tank 30 damage every turn bro

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you try adding cards better than your strikes on the previous 30 or so floors

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but none of the cards were good.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        care to show the class your deck of bad cards

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally not your fault. At any Ascension level past 10, getting past the first boss without a decent 2/3rds of a deck strategy in place is likely going to be a waste of time. If you're playing Ironclad, you should have a source of initial strength and some form of scaling in place or a way to create status cards and Evolve/Firebreathing, etc.
        There's nothing wrong with just recognizing you haven't been given a good combination of options on the first floor and checking out.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          meanwhile the best players have like 80%+ win rate on all characters

          but yeah you just got unlucky bro...

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Focus on scaling so you can kill him quickly once he goes below 50% health.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Act 2 bosses are so fucking easy, but their elites are harder that other acts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think? IMO act 2 has both the overall hardest set of elites and bosses.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the elites of Act 2 so much, most of my death comes from them.
        >Book of Stabbing
        >Non-stop damage, always lose a good chunk of health from the fight
        >Gremlin Leader
        >if you can't constantly wipe out his summons in one turn, the next turn he'll kick you for 30+ damage
        >Taskmaster
        >they all attack immediately, the only who doesn't attack afterward cause crippling debuffs
        Thanks for the enemies that deal 1/4th of my health right from the start, devs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The wolf in act 3 is bullshit though

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wolf?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            he probably means the ascended
            scary boss in your first runs but honestly I think its actually the easiest of the bosses

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nob>Act 2 bosses>Act 3 bosses>Act 1 bosses

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just take like four pressure points and then stack block and delete everything

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ? this is a non-boss though... if you get filtered by anything in act 1 or 2, idk what to tell you...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Act 1 is babby mode even on A20.

      Act 2 FUCK, unless you can fight anything you're in for a bad time on A20.

      Act 3 is just unfair on A20, but at that point you should have broken the game already.

      Act 4 doesn't give a shit on A20, the Heart will kill the most unfair broken OP deck you've amassed 95% of the time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The trick is trading as much health as possible in act 1 for power in act 2+ as you can without dying. If you're winning act 1 most of the time but dying later, be more greedy early and see what you can get away with in terms of risking stuff like skipping rests for upgrades at low hp or trying to win fights with powers that don't help yet in your deck, taking paths with multiple elites etc.
        You'll die more often early, but once you figure out how much you can get away with you'll win more overall.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >About to die
    >Save and exit game
    >Load save
    >Start fight over from the beginning
    Feels good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You lack discipline. I'd rather lose than cheat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not cheating, it's right there, all you have to do is click save

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just build your deck around fighting me all game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      only actually a problem for unga silent players who try to force shivs every time and infinites

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gives Silent abundant 0-cost sources of damage and draw power
        >Completely invalidates them with one of the Act 3 bosses unless you have shuriken
        Shiv Silent with attack based draw power is funnest Silent, poison silent is stinky and boring.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its retarded that if you go shiv you auto lose against a boss you fight 2/3rds of the time on A20
        Power defect doesn't get shit on by the bird half as bad as shiv Silent does timekeeper

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Once i realized that the only way i really had fun with the game was dumb shiv shenanigans and that gay would be the final boss 90% of the wime is when i realized i might just not like the game much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ruins your Dropkick build
      Fuck this guy he made the only enjoyable deck for Ironclad not fun.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Obtain a random rare card.
    >it's useless/shit
    Why is this even an option? I've never gotten anything good from it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no risk, no reward

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's never gotten floor 0 Feed and killed the Heart with 150+HP
      ngmi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually I got Lesson Learned from the Watcher.
        Reached the Heart with it, and it came out to save the day by finishing it.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop shilling snecko eye

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an auto win though

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be new
    >see coffee drip
    >what the fuck i will never take that
    >have good run and decide to take it for the first time
    >kills my run

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get a single unlucky draw and take 40+ damage
      >can't rest to make up for it
      FUCK DRIPPERSHILLS

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he skips an energy relic to instead clog his hand with strikes and defends
    explain yourself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this relic purely because it makes the game un-fun.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they need to move this to the curse pool

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks they still care about the game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thing is amazing situationally
      If you get a bunch of card removal as Ironclad and run rampage with some shrugs you are golden

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The strongest boss relic in the game by a pretty significant margin.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's snecko but it's definitely top tier

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone had any success with Grand Finale? Seems like you need to build around it from the very beginning, and focus on removing as many cards as possible, rather than adding.

    I dont really get it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's doable but requires an extremely rare situation to be the right pick. Silent has a ton of draw and hand manipulation so it's not as hard to empty your draw pile as you think. Well Laid Plans or

      >he skips an energy relic to instead clog his hand with strikes and defends
      explain yourself

      is mandatory so you can guarantee actually having it in hand when you do though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of the most fun cards in the game but you need 200+ IQ to consistently play it every fight. You need tons of draw manipulation (different numbers help too) like Backflip, Acro, Prepared, Calc gamble, Expertise

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like too much work when you can just build shiv and win instantly

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy clears all poison on him just as it really gets going too. Real fucking bullshit boss sometimes.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silent is the only difficult character in the game. Everyone else is braindead easy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silent is braindead easy too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Silent its theoretically possible to fuck up your deck, everyone else is autopilot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silent is braindead easy too

      Silent is easy. I hate Ironclad.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >normal fight
    >two thieves
    Ah yes, I love losing half my health at the start of Act 2.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just don't play infinites lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered by the easiest boss

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why haven't the devs made a sequel/DLC? It's pretty popular even now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're making a new game now, announced literally nothing about it yet though

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Losing a perfect Searing Blow run hurts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Searing Blow +12 Searing Blow + 5
      >not Searing Blow +17
      You deserved it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was a free dupe on Act 2, having Snecko it was a no-brainer.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you are gonna dupe a searing blow it'd be smarter to get dual wield
          that way you can have to upgrade and gain 2 extra +17s

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't upgrade that, it duped while the original was +5.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      snecko eye shitters get the rope

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever had a streak of relics as good as this. Wish I played it on A20, still probably could have shit on the heart with my eyes closed.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good game

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this guy a reference to some comic drawings on Bay12 fanart thread

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck was his problem?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I started to not defend against him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unga Bunga No skill

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember to check your drawl pile and count how much damage you can deal next turn, because if you're guaranteed lethal you can afford to play defends this turn and block for at least a bit

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play Defect
    >Ice build
    >Literally ignore enemies after turn two because block keeps scaling and eventually my damage will erode them off the field

    >lightning build
    >Weaken does nothing to me
    >An endless engine of damage that never fucking stops

    >0-cost build
    >RIP AND TEAR
    >RIP AND TEAR YOUR FUCKING FACE

    GODDAMNIT I LOVE THIS ROBOT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw its a meteor strike + multicast episode

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easiest game of my god damn life

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude is easy
    The fucking headless statue thing is the real bitch

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you lose to headless statue then your deck fucking sucks
      hes probably the easiest elite in the game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >elite

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          for some reason I thought you meant statue head because im a dyslexic retard
          not bronze automaton

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In terms of fun

    defect>silent>watcher>>>

    [...]

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snake Oil is the worst item in the game and only has bad outcomes. It is quite literally a detriment any time you use it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe if you only have low cost cards in your deck

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        You're supposed to use it when you draw a hand full of expensive cards you need to play ASAP

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was one of the wonkiest decks I've ever played. Pyramid swap into 5 elite act 1, double upgraded eggs, Ritual Dagger, and weird energy cheats. I think I landed a -11 Malaise on heart.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't be bad, seriously

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