Just finished this. What did I think of it?

Just finished this. What did I think of it?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Since it's the one nustarwars game that we get once every now and then that isn't total ass I can't complain about it that much. I wish it was less puzzle and monster and more wrecking the Empire

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All in all I think the star wars video games handled being raped by israelites better than the films.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can't download off gamepass
    gay

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    at least it gives you a goth gf eventually

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      7/10

      And then the game fricking ends

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >7/10
        My bad, I meant 0.7/10

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its decent but for the level of production quality it really should have been better than it was.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it feels rushed. typical ea product

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely embarassing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw tortanic is literally the end of an era
      >tfw tortanic is still somehow the only Star Wars game that's still trying to channel that feelsgood Star Wars energy of the past
      I hate israelites so much it's unreal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its been known disney israelites HATE video games

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't not see the gay kid from shameless

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it seemed amazing at first but when i finished it i felt like there was something missing. the final level was underwhelming too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > felt like there was something missing
      Yep that would be the depth part!
      Depth comes from picking up new weapons and equipment that changes the game significant ways. Like moving in another axis/direction. Like when Link obtained the super gauntlets that can lift the black stones in Link to the Past. It lets you warp to new places and get new items or heart containers. Which increases your survivability. Aesthetics do not increase that stat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's force powers and BD upgrades. And the dual saber to a lesser extent.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You get those as part of beating the story, I’m talking about after you beat it and you have time to do some exploration. All that is left is cosmetics bro. There is some cool places to explore, but they are all for nought.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            and lack of fast travel makes it annoying to backtrack, since it's all hallways

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, I agree.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The day I beat it I went to the EA forums and told them I liked it and am willing to play more games that are like it despite weird things that was in it. I couldn’t stay long obviously because I noticed tons of lgbt posters were in their forums talking about acceptance and more sexual assault ideas that they have. And I realized that that place just isn’t for me or anyone normal for that matter.

    The black woman although they did her very well, is just not the kind of Star Wars experience I want to have. It’s like some kind of overreach from the black community groups out there that feel the need to stick a black woman as our mentor. With that said, there are moments where you miss first person shooting elements from its predecessor computer games, and the cosmetic changes weren;t really that interesting to collect. I had hoped to have collected things that gave more depth, and that’s really just the main issue. Too much aesthetic, not enough 3D depth feeling.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm like 5 hours in and it feels incredibly jank. I will hit enemies from the side only to get teleported into colliding with their head for a ramming attack or get hit after parrying a dude because another dude was attacking. it feels like a weird mismatch of locked-on animations and regular hitbox based combat. Also the monsters are lame asf. I think I just don't like star wars anymore. It's always the same stuff and the high level mooks are the same ones I've been killing for 20 years.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't really finish it because you got bored of it after 2 hours in.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great single play through game

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I Liked it, hopefully Stig Asmussen does make another good game with the sequel and ignores the cringe Sam Maggs novel.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a dishonest game.
    >illusion of size: the amount of traversable terrain is very small
    >illusion of exploration: just nooks with cosmetics
    >illusion of nonlinearity: you can go to dathomir right away but can't do anything until you're supposed to go there
    >illusion of skill: too easy to cheese enemies, too janky to fight "fair" most of the time
    Also the banter sucks and the girls are butt ugly for no reason, only merrin is kinda cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can get the dual saber early homosexual

      >>muh no eXPloration!!!

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was alright.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it was a good game until the latter levels.
    For whatever reason the ps4 version i played not too long ago had horrendous input lag. Also the final boss sucked balls and apparently you had to use jump attacks to easily beat her.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a hot shit about star wars but it was fun I guess. The Black person lady looks more like an alien than the actual aliens which was fricking uncanny.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mid souls-like game with DW skin. Kind of boring an unmemorable like all of Disney wars.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it it's a good game but I hate that it fell for the "soulsborne" meme combat though they did a good job at it, game is way too linear didn't feel like I was exploring, characters we're kinda meh, story was lacking some depth like i really didn't pay much to it it had no high moments till the end. I would only recommend it if you're a fan of the star wars setting or some souls clone combat fan

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A jank piece of trash with bad combat and shitty platforming. Even Sands of Time had better platforming that this cancer.
    Looks like the sequel is just as janky.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it was worth the playthrough. felt like the game didnt really start until the last few areas and then it was over. you think poncho’s are a dumb outfit and you wish they’d just take the formula for this game and make something entirely unrelated to the skywalker saga.

    you will play the sequel when its available to you for $30 or less

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only good Star Wars games are ones where you could play as the Sith. So basically KOTOR and SWTOR.

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