Just got this on switch and holy shit its so addicting.

Just got this on switch and holy shit it’s so addicting.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yep

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great game until you know what to do. By the end when I was going for 100%, I wouldn't even play. I'd get the upgrades, and then just go AFK for 10-15 minutes. I'd take a shower or browse the internet while the game played itself since everything was melee damage only.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this is kind of the problem I had with the game, it's quite easy to break and there's no real reward for doing so or fitting challenge for that power level. Unlocking stuff early on is fun, but once you have all the core stuff and are grinding the DLC there isn't really any gameplay left. The whole curse mechanic is retarded too, "let's add a stat that makes the game harder but have zero achievements, unlocks, or saved scores for using it."

      The game is still crack and I still enjoyed it all the way to 100%, but some simple design changes could make it a much better game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this is kind of the problem I had with the game, it's quite easy to break and there's no real reward for doing so or fitting challenge for that power level. Unlocking stuff early on is fun, but once you have all the core stuff and are grinding the DLC there isn't really any gameplay left. The whole curse mechanic is retarded too, "let's add a stat that makes the game harder but have zero achievements, unlocks, or saved scores for using it."

      The game is still crack and I still enjoyed it all the way to 100%, but some simple design changes could make it a much better game

      halls of torment broskis

      It ends up in a similar situation, but the game has more build diversity and the diablo 1 graphics are amazing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The latest patch fucked the game up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shame to hear that, what happened?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Enemy damage was buffed insanely and many items were merged, such as the jade amulet which went from a 50% exp increase into a 30% increase that decreases at 0,5% per level. Also, stats like duration and piercing were combined into "Force" and the game says fuckall what it actually does besides "provides bonuses such as duration of piercing depending on the skill".

            only issue ive noticed is that evolved pentagram no longer vacuums. otherwise its been great getting 100fps in games i was previously getting 5.

            I was talking about Halls of Toment

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nerfed*, not merged

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I had no issue with the latest patch. Thought the changes made everything more polished but autists like you are making them backtrack into their rough early design decisions.

              [...]
              halls of torment broskis

              It ends up in a similar situation, but the game has more build diversity and the diablo 1 graphics are amazing.

              Halls of torment is definitely an improvement on vamp survivors mechanics. I hit 60 hours of it in like a week

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >making them backtrack into their rough early design decisions.
                Good.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jade Amulet's only good for getting the level 100 achievement anyway, otherwise it just helps you get a few more abilities you don't even need by the end. Much better to use Collar of Confidence or Duelist's Spark at that point.
              I do hate the "Force" change though, the definition for it is far too vague.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          only issue ive noticed is that evolved pentagram no longer vacuums. otherwise its been great getting 100fps in games i was previously getting 5.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anything on android

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got memed into buying this trash. The only good thing about is its diablo aesthetic, everything else is pure shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this is kind of the problem I had with the game, it's quite easy to break and there's no real reward for doing so or fitting challenge for that power level. Unlocking stuff early on is fun, but once you have all the core stuff and are grinding the DLC there isn't really any gameplay left. The whole curse mechanic is retarded too, "let's add a stat that makes the game harder but have zero achievements, unlocks, or saved scores for using it."

      The game is still crack and I still enjoyed it all the way to 100%, but some simple design changes could make it a much better game

      Have you tried out Brotato?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a standard RNG Progression Game falsely advertised as a roguelike
    It's actually one of the more blatant ones about being RNG and zero skill is needed
    I of course, refused to buy it since it's obviously a scam but it's a fun game for a gambling sim

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesnt Jim Sterling write the lore for that game. Literal chud game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cookie clicker for trannies

      What did trannies ever do to you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Destroyed everything i love

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rejected Me!!! The audacity!! Freak even said it's him not me "He has ~standards~"....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a bestiary where you can read random jokes about the enemies. That's literally all of Sterling's involvement.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn that's sick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you even know that? You're so chronically on Twitter that you think this kind of horseshit is common knowledge.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit. I thought this was a good game and that I had fun playing it, but now that I know it's written by a chud I guess I was mistaken. It's pure shit. I was just pretending to like it, ironically!!!!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cookie clicker for trannies

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *addictive

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when this would have been a free browser game but now zoomer garden gnomes pay real currency for it and call it a "roguelite" as if they are on a constant quest to be the dumbest fucking morons possible

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mogs your genre

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just got this on switch and holy shit it’s so addicting

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the game that has no controls besides movement? You just move in one of eight directions while passive effects happen?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the concept sounds dumb as shit but it’s really good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon-- and I really mean this-- when you grow up, promise to never go inside a casino.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Anon-- and I really mean this-- when you grow up, promise to never go inside a casino.
          I’m 32 and gambling never appealed to me. I’m fully aware that the main dev designed slot machines.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really any good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s virtual crack.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lore was written by jim the chud, I will pass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it wasn’t, the creator of the game wrote most of the lore. Besides, the game has zero story.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah good so that retard put this in.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s cringe.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its a fucking joke. Calm down. If anything it's making fun of trans shit.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holocure is way better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a coomer, so

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need to be a coomer to enjoy a good game.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for 3 bucks it's a pretty amazing game with a bunch of shit to unlock and a variety of builds. there is an optimal way to go, but so what.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats on your transition

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never touch this game
    yes I'm better than all of you
    plebians
    I only play real games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DD2 when?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll never touch this game
        yes I'm better than all of you
        plebians
        I only play real games

        Dragon's dogshit is the most overated pile of garbo to ever be shilled on Ganker.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're gay and a chud

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >calls me gay and a chud
            >plays a dress me up barbie game with MMO fetch quests and shallow combat
            Sure bud.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holocure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know who these bitches are, but this one is fucking overpowered.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, the only thing that matters in that game is your skills give crit and/or if your skills gives you a get-out-of-jail free card with iframes or not. That chick with the baseball bat is borderline unkillable even if you do 0 DPS, but the best I think is the chick with the rice ball starter weapon. The starter weapon sucks dick but she gets a 80% damage buff, 40% movespeed buff, AND a crit buff all at once - but thats not all, she also gets buffs to food spawning so you don't need to get a lifesteal item, and her active ability not only gives iframes, but insta gibs any non boss mob on contact, including the super tanking wall mobs that come in all while healing her to full. Best character by a mile imo.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The reason why I think that blonde is so good is that she can get anvils to spawn with her passive skill, you can just collab all your shit, even better if you get that item which allows you to use the anvils twice.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anvils spawn super quick the second you get your items both to level 7, the game literally shits them out the second you are able to collab, its forced good rng. The hardest part of the game is just not dying to the random bullet hell waves, which is why having a "fuck this I'm going iframe god mode now and ignoring everything that happens for the next [x] seconds" ability is so important imo.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are right, some of those waves seem just fucking impossible to evade even with high speed, and I end up tanking them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its also just fucking hard to see whats going on in order to dodge them, I had to turn most of the effects/numbers off just to do so and even then the amount of mobs are just too much and I still end up getting lost in a sea of pixels, so I just hit the "I don't know what the fuck is going on, get me out of here" button.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gotta love that part in stage 3 where you just have 1 minute of random bullet enemies everywhere and you just have to either have god speed or a lot of HP to tank through

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Not stage 4 cloud fuckers snipping you from every angle while the boss also shoots you and there is that one slow aura fucker stepping on your toes 24/7 with a billion mobs ready to fuck your shit up the moment you touch the aura.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stage 4 has killed me the most out of every stage, that fucking thing doesn't play.
                can't wait to see how bullshit it'll get in it's hard version.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best track in the game coming through.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's in my top 3. With Castle People and I'm Every Reaper.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically fun VS clone even if'ts a H-game
    actually had so much fun trying it out i'm kinda tempted to buy it for real.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >whoa I will just skip until I can evolve the weapons I got
    This game is shit after a week.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but whats the gameplay like OP.......?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WASD. That's literally it. The game fucking sucks and is only enjoyed by people who enjoy slot machines.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You walk around killing enemies and get dopamine hits from leveling up and opening chests.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try Brotato. It's like VS but on steroids and less laggy due to all the effects.
    >12 machineguns shooting bouncing bullets and every tree i destroy spawns a turret that shoots piercing and bouncing bullets and explosions and the more +speed i have the more +dmg i get

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brotato is boring.
    Spirit Hunters: Invaders is also boring, but beautiful
    And it makes puke sounds when you die
    Try that, or Army of Ruin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holocure, bro.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It barely qualifies as a video game
    It's a fucking slot machine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the slot machine dopamine hits.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then you are lost

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The West has fallen…..

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    play holocure it's more fun and it's free

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