>just make it fatter and goofy looking

>just make it fatter and goofy looking

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yup, sounds like a bear to me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know it'd murder me, but still I just want to hug it. 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its not fair. Why are bears so soft and fluffy and fat and able to kill you if you try to hug them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        because you have a dumb disposition associating fluffy with cute when fluffy is for survivial during cold climate. bears also have that stumbling behaviour, even cats are more intimidating looking. but bears are as dangerous as crocodiles, sharks, etc.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They really nailed this feeling with bewear. It looks fat and soft and cute as a cartoon but will snap your back if an untrained one hugs you. Really brings that cuddly yet dangerous aspect of bears.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        id kill you if you tried to hug me too

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its perfect

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Puberty is a b***h

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love him

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO WHY ISN'T IT EDGY AND OVERDESIGNED
    go play digishit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but it is overdesigned

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i like overdesigned pokemon

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unprovoked bears look a bit goofy so checks out

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >just make it fatter and goofy looking
    Yes, and?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    welcome to bears, dumbass

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a fricking clusterfrick of a design and I don’t know why people praise it (probably because it’s overpowered to shit). The cloud “eyebrows” make it seem like it’s in a perpetual state of hurr durr

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the fact that you see them as eyebrows demonstrates your low IQ

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        “Eyebrows” (see the quotation marks, dipshit?) or not, it still hampers the design. Ursaring > Ursaluna

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, it's fricking moronic regardless.
        Having patches of dirt over a yellow spot in order to resemble a moon with clouds is such a moronic and overcomplicated design choice. He looks like he got a stupid tattoo on his forehead.
        It gets even more moronic when you realize all ursalunas have the exact same patches of dirt in the exact same spots.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Pre-evos are monotype and have a moon pattern on their design
          >Final evo is dualtype and have moon pattern + mud clouds from secondary type
          Makes sense to me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >overpowered
      Huh? It's a shitmon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao no it's not

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao no it's not

        Here's a quote from me doing a test on Ursaluna potential when someone talk about it being broken:

        Not really. At best, it'll be Mid OU to UUBL. Now before anyone get angry at me, listen first.

        I did some test with Ursaluna and it does hit fricking hard. Not only is it the strongest Guts user, but it has its very own Close Combat in the form of a ground type move called Headlong Rush. It's so strong, that a Guts Burned maxed EV Adamant Headlong Rush can one shot a max EV Toxapex with Impish. (Before anyone ask, I change Close Combat into a ground type, so you know that's it's Headlong Rush)

        Prove:
        >252+ Atk Guts Ursaring Close Combat vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Toxapex: 362-428 (119 - 140.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

        While that is very impressive, it's also have a massive weakness that comes in speed and SpD. I also did test on Pokemon that can challenge it and it seem that Water type pokemons that relied on special attacks are more than powerful to put it down. I used Keldeo, Volcanion, Primarina, and Inteleon and they can 1 shot it. I also ran a test with a physical Pokémon and Rapid Strike Urshifu can 1 shot it with a choice banded Close Combat.

        What I'm saying is, Ursaluna is a truly powerful Pokémon that deserve its respect, but Pokémon with fast speed and high SpA can take advantage of its SpD and slow speed, forcing the fight to who strikes first, who switches first, or you are trying an assault vest style with Bulletproof or Unnerve. If Scarlet and Violet don't bring in any of the hard-hitting Special attackers, Uber for sure.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if you’re using AV you want Guts to absorb status moves like Toxapex scald, Bulletproof is too niche to be legitimately worth using. It will not be in Ubers but it is very close to being a Ground type Melmetal

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >It will not be in Ubers but it is very close to being a Ground type Melmetal
            Forgive me for not understanding, but are you saying, it won't be Ubers even without the Heavy Special Attackers or won't even with Heavy Special Attackers?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the type of onions boy ass homie that doesn't see that as a massive upgrade to any design, especially an early gen dbz eyes generic angry bear

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get rid of the tumors on its face and nose and itd be perfect

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moron, it's mud, and the mud looks like clouds obscuring the full moon

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a bit too much but it's better than sneasler

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And tankier and stronger.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Ground type
    >Literally just put mud on it
    Holy shit I want to slap someone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It's Fire type
      >Literally just put flames on it
      Holy shit I want to slap someone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Holy shit I want to slap someone
      Mud-Slap, perhaps?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love how Chadaluna continues to filter dozens of shit taste havers. Cope, all the Hisuimons were based as hell.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Grass type
    >Literally just put leaves on it
    Holy shit I want to slap someone

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Flying type
    >Literally just put wings on it
    Holy shit I want to slap someone

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Water-type
    >Literally just put Water on it
    Holy shit I want to slap someone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair that’s a godawful design

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        On a board full of contrarian homosexuals this is the shitest take I'm yet to see. God-tier design too pure for your sinful eyes

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This and Farigiraf probably would've looked worse had they come out during gen 4

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      true

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >This and Farigiraf probably would've looked [HEADCANON]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      idk if Farigiraf could look any more outlandish, unrealistic, and autistic but gen 7 would acheive just that

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Steel type
    >Literally just put metal on it
    Holy shit I want to slap someone

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Fighting type
    >Literally just put boxing gloves on it
    Holy shit I want to slap someone

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Dragon type
    >Literally just put dragon on it
    Holy shit I want to slap someone

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Zero sense adding ground typing to a bear
    >Having 3 extra weaknesses for no reason
    Frick ursaluna. At least eviolite ursaring will be fun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking ground type is bad
      >stab eq is shit
      you moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a bear having ground is zero sense
      maybe if it was a polar bear

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cringe r**ddit evolite user

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ursaluna would be fine if it actually had that splayed out pose in it's model and it wasn't just super stiff looking in game, and if the cloud eyebrows weren't as on the nose (figuratively)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so you never played

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Fairy type
    >Literally just put pink on it
    Holy shit I want to slap someone

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because in game it's much cuter

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Fire type
    >Literally just take Fire away from it
    Holy shit I want to slap someone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will remind them

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Grass type
    >Literally just put tree on me
    Holy shit I want to slap someone

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