>K-Kakarot, pls, Frieza forced me to kill many people and made me like this!

>K-Kakarot, pls, Frieza forced me to kill many people and made me like this!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bejitabros...

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >K-kakarot, I'm sorry but I won't be able to frick your wife.
    What did vegetables mean by that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >K-kakarot
      ngmi

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UHHHHHHHH ACKTUALLY THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID IN THE ORIGINAL JAPANESE VERSION

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He died a virgin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Future trunks says otherwise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That happens after.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trunks wasn't conceived on Namek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that was after he died

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just in case no one corrects you, that was after namek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you lose your virginity, you're retroactively no longer a virgin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trunks is Trunks's father.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That makes sense, AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEJITABROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO US!!!??!?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Trunks is married to a pedophile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's what he's been told.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post bulma if ur gonna choose to get banned instead of cp please

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >CP

            It's a screenshot from Dragon Ball Origins. The Dragon Ball anime and manga was full of Goku dick anyway.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >3 curved lines
            >cp
            Back t o twitter, troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't he a prison b***h?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the hell up Nappa

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you're environment and circumstances have no impact on the type of person you become

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Straight up mythical.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      b-bejitabros....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Portable version

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kwab (Kek what a b***hgeta)

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lolretconned. Now Beerus told him to because he didn't like their food.

    Frick modern entertainment and frick the Philadelphia Flyers.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bejita was only mad because Freeza made the Saiyans slaves and then murdered them. The Saiyans loved killing people, they were literal barbarians.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with that.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My friend is starting to hate me for playing Z Broly whenever we're on fighterz

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Vegeta has one of the best written character arcs in the series and that it concluded with him respecting Goku and learning to be a family man during the Buu arc until Super decided to retroactively destroy all of it just like how Toriyama destroyed everything good about Gohan after the Cell arc because he wanted to shill more content out of the series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No I won’t go to a tournament, my daughter is about to pop out
      He still cool

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If he was the same character as he was at the end of Z he wouldn't care about power level homosexualry and wouldn't still be seething that kakarot is stronger then him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >power levels
          No such thing, and he isn’t chasing after Goku, he remembered Beerus existed and he wants his power.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That moment never made sense. Why would Vegeta accept eternal inferiority to Goku just because Goku reached new heights after training in the Afterlife? Super actually makes sense, instead of chasing after Goku, Vegeta has taken a different path from Goku and has obtained a different powerup.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is because Super is basically a Precure show with Dragon Ball characters.
      The humor, the writing, the music, the characters behavior etc everything is basically Precure-like and this is because Toei's biggest projects since like 2004 are Precure shows (and One Piece but this one follows the manga, so beside filler, Toei haslittle involvement with the writing)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The biggest problem with Super to me is its over reliance on humor when Toriyama is unfunny as shit. It's like he wants to recreate the Piccolo goes to driving school for every episode without realizing that the reason why that worked like it did was because the characters were taken very seriously for the most part of Z so there was a noticeable tone shift when it happened whereas everyone acts like joke character at all times in Super. Z was an action show with some comedic elements every now and then, Super is just a very poorly written comedy with light action elements in between

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hear you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think the other half of the problem is that the series has gone on too long. Even in Z the status quo threatened to change with the more serious tone. The Saiyan through Namek saga, despite dragging on and having a few stupid moments, felt like a complete story that closed the loop on Goku's origins and offered promises of a new beginning for the cast. Like Goku was dead. The Dragonballs can't revive him. We now know what Goku even was and why he ended up on Earth and all of those reasons were resolved. Our demon king is now a good guy but he's been replaced by Vegeta.

          And then the first thing Tori does is say "no Frieza isn't actually dead and Goku isn't actually dead and here's this super cool time traveller that's also a Super Saiyan that can dab all over the galactic emperor because some NEET made robots in his basement that are several orders of magnitudes better and more efficient than the technology of a spacefaring species." But even then it sort of shook up the status quo with Goku deciding to stay dead and to let the Earth sort its own shit out with a living god amongst them.

          Fast forward to Super and this shit happens so often that apocalypses aren't only unimportant, they're expected like the weather. And nothing changes between them. They were just assaulted by a rouge god who infected reality with himself and it's considered so unimportant that no one talks about it anymore. Mind you Tien refused to wear Saiyan armor in the Cell saga because he was still angry at what Vegeta did. Super feels a lot more like a cartoon where nothing matters than the rest of the franchise.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Buu arc really cemented the fact that nothing matters in the series anymore since everyone being revived is guaranteed so anyone being killed is the equivalent of just getting a time out for a few episodes. The Top arc in Super tried to fix this a little bit by putting universes at stake but it was pretty obvious the main universe wouldn't lose and top had a dozen issues outside of this to deal on its own

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The ToP is sort of frightening when you look at it in context with the rest of the series. Everyone always excuses it by saying

              >Well Goku didn't nearly kill anyone. Zeno was going to blow up the universe anyway. Goku gave everyone a chance.

              For starters I have a real problem with the idea that Zeno was actually going to blow up the multiverse. But more to the point that Goku making the tournament was an act of heroism. Goku didn't give a frick about saving anyone. He was bored and so he forced the tournament and he found out about all that other shit after the fact. Mind you this is after Beerus and Whis, a literal god and angel who knows who Zeno is, warned him not to do it for entirely understandable reasons. But the narrative justified Goku, he never needed to learn anything. And this is consistent. Toriyama said

              > I've always been dissatisfied with the "righteous hero"-type portrayal they gave him. I guess I couldn't quite get them to grasp the elements of "poison" that slip in and out of sight among the shadows.

              And Vegeta only got to live because Goku didn't want to lose his punching bag. This is after Vegeta killed most of his friends, the source of the Dragonballs, his god, and nearly his son. But the rest of the universe now has to live with Goku's antics. The heroes will never get to just rest, Gohan will never get to just enjoy his family. Because Goku might pick a fight with an eldritch alien because he's bored and everyone else has to just deal with it.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    was he raped?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not too far fetched. Let's not pretend that Vegeta wasn't a murderous piece of shit long before Frieza took over because he was. But he still took on a couple of Frieza's traits while living as his slave. Like Vegeta's biggest source of pride is being a Saiyan and his Saiyan heritage. And yet when Raditz informed him and Nappa that Saiyans were biologically compatible with the humans of Earth and that the halfbreeds had a higher base strength than pure Saiyans his immediate reaction is to destroy them all to avoid competition. The prime opportunity to rebuild his race stronger than before and his first instinct is to worry about what happens if he's usurped. It's such a shitty, moronic, illogical thing to do but it makes sense with Vegeta's character. Because that's the same shit that Frieza did. The Saiyans were his ultimate enforcers even taking a planet full of future seeing psychics when no one else could. And his first thought after hearing this and seeing unexplained jumps in power is to wipe them out to eliminate the chance that one of them could usurp him. Even though the strongest Saiyan alive maxed out at .00083% of his total power even as a Great Ape

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >And his first thought after hearing this and seeing unexplained jumps in power is to wipe them out to eliminate the chance that one of them could usurp him.
      I think Frieza did it because they were too proud, not because they were necessarily strong. He had stronger aliens than any of the saiyans serving him as grunts.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are DBZ universes actually really small compared to IRL concepts of a universe? They don't expand, they don't have interstellar issues like space-time frickery, and the scale shows that its diameter is almost the same as The Snake Way stretched.
    Also, judging by Frieza's planet control ratio of planets conquered and the amount of them in the universe, it is like 600 planets in a fricking universe overall. And half of it is Kai world.
    They are basically servers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the Sun so fricking big? Look how large it is compared to the entirety of the mortal universe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The universe is just very small. Sayians didn't even use FTL travel for their pods.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least Vegeta's junk still works.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so excited for the new movie and no I'm not a pangay.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GOKOO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like cuckoo

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that holiday special where yamcha gathered the dragon balls and wished for frieza to be turned into a cute girl
    How did they get away with it?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >All kind of neat designs in the series.
    >For some reason Videl is the only character in DBFZ that gets an alternate costume.
    Surely they realize how much money costume dlc would make them. I'd wager that more people would buy a Majin Vegeta costume on Playstation alone than the entirty of people who bought Videl on all platforms combined.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why Play Station

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blue Goku and Vegeta have the Whis outfits in the game's files and are like 90% finished. They must've been scrapped right before the game finished development.

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