KAFFEE

KAFFEE

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Character has motivation the layman can understand.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can understand most of these finnish idioms translated to english, but this one took a while.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood these slav maintenance gman

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's an old god

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this one's a finn

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I never understood these slav maintenance gman

        The one about a dog is austrian.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's a Moomin

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kahvi saa riekon murskattua...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        finnish is so cool man

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yeah you can almost hear them having a stroke

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jaha ja, kaffe. Mhm.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gott.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This one is probably impossible to understand if you don't know the finnish idiom "polttaa poroksi" which means "burn it into cinders" but poro (also means reindeer). Now that I think about, never thought the poro in the idiom polttaa poroksi actually refers to an actual reindeer.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        mee takas alakouluu homo jos et tommosta edes oo ikinä kuullu, tai puhu ihmisten kans tai vedä ittes hirtee jos vaa nyymeilet himas jotai e-boityynyäs runkaten

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kino character

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why are finns so fucking weird?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're elves, what else would you expect from them?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jaha ja, kaffe. Mhm.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    gween tea

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GWEENTEA

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DO YOU KNOW HE IS FINISH????^1

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not finnish. vacation after finnish.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the most normal savonian man

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    control unironically had some great characters/moments

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      too bad the moment to moment gameplay was so tired. the world and aesthetic was really cool.
      I also wasn't a fan of the service weapon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah 100%
        the service weapon was so bad even the devs knew, no wonder they gave you that insane boost on the last mission.
        Turns the peashooter 15+ shots to kill a basic bad guy with headshots into a 1-2 shot kill on a body shot on anything

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, most of the gameplay feels so tacked on. And - you're in this huge non-euclidian always shifting house where humanity has been stacking the supernatural horrors it cannot destroy, but pretty much all your enemies are Dorito zombies that you shoot with a pea shooter.
          The ashtray maze was cool as fuck tho.

          Max Payne aside, Remedy Games all seem to rely mostly on their writing. Not to say it's groundbreaking, but it is solid for its purpose and creative.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, most of the gameplay feels so tacked on. And - you're in this huge non-euclidian always shifting house where humanity has been stacking the supernatural horrors it cannot destroy, but pretty much all your enemies are Dorito zombies that you shoot with a pea shooter.
        The ashtray maze was cool as fuck tho.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shut up waater

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    such a beautiful language

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