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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Character has motivation the layman can understand.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can understand most of these finnish idioms translated to english, but this one took a while.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood these slav maintenance gman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's an old god

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this one's a finn

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I never understood these slav maintenance gman

        The one about a dog is austrian.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's a Moomin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kahvi saa riekon murskattua...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        finnish is so cool man

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yeah you can almost hear them having a stroke

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jaha ja, kaffe. Mhm.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gott.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This one is probably impossible to understand if you don't know the finnish idiom "polttaa poroksi" which means "burn it into cinders" but poro (also means reindeer). Now that I think about, never thought the poro in the idiom polttaa poroksi actually refers to an actual reindeer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        mee takas alakouluu homosexual jos et tommosta edes oo ikinä kuullu, tai puhu ihmisten kans tai vedä ittes hirtee jos vaa nyymeilet himas jotai e-girltyynyäs runkaten

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kino character

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are finns so fricking weird?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're elves, what else would you expect from them?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jaha ja, kaffe. Mhm.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gween tea

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GWEENTEA

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DO YOU KNOW HE IS FINISH????^1

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not finnish. vacation after finnish.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the most normal savonian man

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    control unironically had some great characters/moments

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      too bad the moment to moment gameplay was so tired. the world and aesthetic was really cool.
      I also wasn't a fan of the service weapon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah 100%
        the service weapon was so bad even the devs knew, no wonder they gave you that insane boost on the last mission.
        Turns the peashooter 15+ shots to kill a basic bad guy with headshots into a 1-2 shot kill on a body shot on anything

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, most of the gameplay feels so tacked on. And - you're in this huge non-euclidian always shifting house where humanity has been stacking the supernatural horrors it cannot destroy, but pretty much all your enemies are Dorito zombies that you shoot with a pea shooter.
          The ashtray maze was cool as frick tho.

          Max Payne aside, Remedy Games all seem to rely mostly on their writing. Not to say it's groundbreaking, but it is solid for its purpose and creative.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, most of the gameplay feels so tacked on. And - you're in this huge non-euclidian always shifting house where humanity has been stacking the supernatural horrors it cannot destroy, but pretty much all your enemies are Dorito zombies that you shoot with a pea shooter.
        The ashtray maze was cool as frick tho.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shut up waater

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    such a beautiful language

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