Have you ever want to watch Naruto without having to watch the anime? Play the Storm games, they are basically nothing but fan service with huge cinematic QTEs but it's pretty fun as it covers the entire story without the 1000+ hours of the anime needed
quite good and they save you of actually watching the anime. I 100% the 4th game in 5 days
Why the frick would anyone even watch the anime? The manga is exactly the same frame for frame except without the shitty animation, shitty voice acting, and shitty filler. The only anime you should ever watch is one that isn't adapted from a manga because the manga will always be better.
Playing Storm 1, 2, 3, and 4 is legitimately better than watching the anime as it actually covers the story in its entirety without missing anything while also being better animated.
So I take it we'll be time skipping soon? With Naruto and Hinata.... disappeared and edgeboy saying he's going to murder the ayys which includes Boruto, I can only assume pic related will be happening in the next year or so.
so he is going to try to be the pirate king in the sould society?
kinda cool
1 year ago
Anonymous
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/lagT_3LGKFM
1 year ago
Anonymous
Karma seal, basically a dead alien placed a it on Boruto and is slowly regenerating using his body. Gives boruto a boost in power at the expense of the alien taking control over his body until he runs out of chakra, bort regaining consciousness.
creepy and cool i guess, ty.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Karma seal, basically a dead alien placed a it on Boruto and is slowly regenerating using his body. Gives boruto a boost in power at the expense of the alien taking control over his body until he runs out of chakra, bort regaining consciousness.
I don't like how unrelated to eyeballs all the later Uchiha powers are. The frick does having good eyesight have to do with opening portals and turning intangible and summoning giant tengu made of energy.
I never finished Naruto, what did the Kakashi side of the eyes do again?
I only remember what the Obito part did (teleportation and pocket dimension).
kakashis side was long range teleportation and pocket dimension, obitos was the the short ranged version of that
Havent watched Naruto past part 1 but...
allows: >turning intangible >opening portals >teleportation >pocket dimension
...what in the ever loving frick?!
Izanami and Izanagi are absolute broken. >https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/Izanami >https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/Izanagi
But they are basically a one time use because it causes permanent eye damage but the characters in later Part 2 start having 1st Hokage DNA to abuse his broken healing regeneration
>he doesn't know
Sharingan went from seeing movement and making strongest genjutsu to >making magic fire that burns forever if it hits >magic megazords and all of them have potentially unique abilities (one of them can seal anything and reflect any attack) >reality bending (you lose one eye = you rewrite reality once) >unique ability granted to every sharingan user that manages to unlock the step that comes after the normal sharingan (some examples being teleportation anywhere, complete intangibility, having your own entire infinite dimension that only you have the key to, absolute mind control/brainwashing, telekinesis, ...) >ability to evolve into Rinnegan (which themselves grant you control over gravity, soul control, absorbing chakra, summoning lots of OP things, making cyborgs???, being able to resurrect people, going into some sort of spiritual world and using it for attacks, space bending, attack absorption,
>one of them can seal anything and reflect any attack
Strictly speaking, those are both legendary ninja tools that Itachi had acquired, that somehow (as in, never brought up or explained in any way) merged with his Susan'o.
The Rinnegan part isn’t a natural part of the Sharingan; that was due to the presence of Indra/Asura chakra merging together in Madara and later the Sage unlocking it for Sasuke.
>Making illusion and be immune to illusion. >Mind control >Copy techniques and movement with a glance >Future sight >See chakra and chakra point down to microscopic size. >Make giant mecha who can cleave mountains with a swing >Each pair of eyes are granted unique ability that can't be replicated and they're broken ass shit. >Sacrifice one's eye can allow them literally rewrite reality. >Upgrade one's eye to Rinnegan can give them a set of god powers.
This actually makes sense and is retroactively proven by the start of Boruto.
Kakashi might not be the strongest ninja but he does personally have all the strongest ninja on speed dial and as we saw by the time of Boruto, Konoha has gone through industrialization of such significant proportions and such a short time that Kakashi has essentially done multiple generations of work in 10 years.
Kakashi is unironically the only person worthy of being Hokage as under his rule shit actually gets done.
Iunno, Tsunade was actually a good leader and had the strength to lead. The third was a giant c**t and went completely against the 4ths wish to protect his son and allowed the village to harrass a child.
>Know that Naruto is a walking WMD >Let the entire village bully him through his entire childhood
1 year ago
Anonymous
Don't forget knowing kurama thrives off of despair and pain then willingly letting everything the village did to him happen. The third getting let off when he got brought back was fricking anger inducing, the 4th shoulda slapped the shit outta him
1 year ago
Anonymous
Reminds me of that moment in Boruto when Naruto goes to visit Orochimaru.
>Hey Orochimaru, you're looking weirdly young >Yeah, you know exactly why that is >Oh yeah haha you sacrifice people to sustain yourself. So anyway can you help us?
Like holy shit dude.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's not the Third Hokage's fault that the author's later retcons made him into the stupidest, cruelest, weakest hokage.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's like Aldrich. They made him a Lord not out of virtue but out of strength
>Tsunade was actually a good leader and had the strength to lead. >people actually believe this
She was literally Hokage for 3 years and within that time period she let the village get blown the frick up and lost the single most important asset Konoha had in the form of Jiraiya.
Within the context of the previous and future Hokage, she is objectively the worst.
1 year ago
Anonymous
The biggest asset at the time was naruto, not Jiraiya. Jiraiya managed to figure out key information in regards to how to stop the unstoppable given how bullshit Pain was, which naruto then used and even turned Pain to his side. Though the episode he died was absolute kino
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Pain himself admits that if Jiraiya knew about the Six Paths he would have lost
Jiraiya was still the more important asset. Naruto is a great nuke but Jiraiya was a spymaster who also happens to function as a nuke. There's a world of difference in utility between Jiraiya and Naruto.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Pain himself admits that if Jiraiya knew about the Six Paths he would have lost
How would Jiraiya win against the six path? Just run away till he find nagato?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Well he did kill like two or three of them despite being caught by surprise. If he new the powers he could probably come with a strategy to deal with it.
1 year ago
Anonymous
he wouldn't have spent all his chakra on puppets, for one
1 year ago
Anonymous
Get them all with the same genjutsu. Pain had zero defense for it and Jiraiya has enough tricks to set up something similar to what he already did with the three Paths of Pain
1 year ago
Anonymous
No. Naruto hadn't become bros with Kurama or even heard of Sage mode yet.
Losing his sharingan doesn't change the fact that he's still extremely talented despite his average (for a jonin) chakra levels.
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Havent watched Naruto past part 1 but...
allows: >turning intangible >opening portals >teleportation >pocket dimension
...what in the ever loving frick?!
So for the Mangekou Sharingan, each eye gets a randomized special ability.
Itachi got Amaterasu in his right eye and Tsukuyomi in his left
Sasuke got Amaterasu in his left eye and Kagutsuchi in his right
Obito got two versions of Kamui, long range in his left and close range in his right, combining them let's him do more shit
The same goes for the Rinnegan. Along with the abilities shown by Pain, the users get 1 randomized ability.
Madara got Limbo
Sasuke got Amenotejikara
Momoshiki got Takamimusubinokami, which let him absorb and amplify jutsu upon release
Losing his sharingan doesn't change the fact that he's still extremely talented despite his average (for a jonin) chakra levels.
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So for the Mangekou Sharingan, each eye gets a randomized special ability.
Itachi got Amaterasu in his right eye and Tsukuyomi in his left
Sasuke got Amaterasu in his left eye and Kagutsuchi in his right
Obito got two versions of Kamui, long range in his left and close range in his right, combining them let's him do more shit
>Each eye gets a randomized power
Is that why Danzo wanted all of the eyes? That makes more sense now. It's been years since I was into any kind of Naruto related things, so I can't remember if each eye having a random power was explained.
I'm pretty sure Danzo had all the extra eyes because his ability allowed him to rewrite reality or rewind time or some shit like that and allow him to cheat death but every time he used it one of his stopped working forever. So he stuck like 10 of those bastards in his arm to give him more cheat moves.
>Is that why Danzo wanted all of the eyes?
Oh right, Shinsui managed to get Kotoamatsukami in both eyes. Obito guessed that Danzo was planning on eventually stealing Kurama from Naruto and controlling it with his body mods, Izanagi was probably secondary.
Yeah but they had other powers too. Kaguya at the end had magic bone powers like Kimimaro, where are all my bone jutsu variations?
Probably non-existent unless Orochimaru splices Kimimaro's genes into someone.
>Shisui's mangekyou sharingan were the sole holder of Kotoamatsukami, the single most powerful brainwashing special known >Doesn't use it against Danzo despite knowing Danzo was after his eyes
Doesn't make sense.
1 year ago
Anonymous
he was hoping to not waste the 10 year cooldown on danzo
1 year ago
Anonymous
Enormous cooldown on the jutsu. >After having the crow cast the technique, Itachi noted that the dōjutsu required at least a decade before it could be used again.
1 year ago
Anonymous
he was hoping to not waste the 10 year cooldown on danzo
>Shisui's mangekyou sharingan were the sole holder of Kotoamatsukami, the single most powerful brainwashing special known >Doesn't use it against Danzo despite knowing Danzo was after his eyes
Doesn't make sense.
>wow this has a 10 year cd >better just fricking lose the eye forever instead
lol seems legit
1 year ago
Anonymous
Shisui himself was a pussy who disliked killing after he awakened Mangekyo. He DID used a genjutsu on Danzo to get away, but Danzo used the reality-altering bullshit that nobody knew about and stole it anyway.
No, you need to upgrade to Mangekyo to get the unique power. Danzo just collects the eyes to spam the bs rewrite-reality skill, none of his eyes are Mangekyo except for Shisui's.
I tell the other Kage to eat a bag of dicks and ask Madara to join him.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Mad
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah, mad they expect me to challenge a man that strong. They can eat my butthole clean. I ain't about to get my ass jumped by the homie throwing meteors and cloned giga homies at me.
There was no reason for Madara not to have been one shotted by 8 Gates Guy and have the finale of the series still be Naruto and Sasuke's pent up sexual aggression fight.
>just train hard
Opening the 8 gates is the equivalent of that one guy that did all of the hardcore drugs to ignore pain and keep on trucking despite fatal injuries and managed to kill 33 cops in his rampage because he just wouldn't go down.
>the equivalent of that one guy that did all of the hardcore drugs to ignore pain and keep on trucking despite fatal injuries and managed to kill 33 cops in his rampage because he just wouldn't go down
Sauce? The hell did I miss?
>just train hard
Opening the 8 gates is the equivalent of that one guy that did all of the hardcore drugs to ignore pain and keep on trucking despite fatal injuries and managed to kill 33 cops in his rampage because he just wouldn't go down.
opening the 8 gates was supposed to make you stronger than all five kage combined.
but madara at that point was(unknowingly) becoming kaguya, and the rinnegan gave him all kinds of weird god-like powers.
The whole Kaguya plot was shit, and Madara beating the 5 Kage only to lose to Guy would've been the ultimate culmination of the moral of early Naruto, hard work>natural talent.Despite that being proven untrue constantly in the series, from Lee loses both of his major fights to people with unique abilities, and Guy can't beat Madara.
Hard work beating talent was never really a main theme of Naruto, it just was one theme for few characters early on. Would've been a better story if it was but it wasn't. It got dropped like a lot of other more minor themes. My favorite is when they would talk about the next generations surpassing the previous, which is especially hilarious considering how OP Madara and other long dead fricks turned out to be.
Why isn't there like a MMO-ish Naruto game where you can train your skills (ala Runescape) and create your own ninja and get into battles and go on quests and shit?
It's all fighting games and whatever other bullshit. The world is ripe for a "create your own" ninja and you could train to be a Taijutsu master or a Puppet user or a little bit of everything or whatever else the frick. It would be awesome, or atleast could be if they cared to make it good and not just shit something out.
Any time an open world/hub story mode is done with Naruto it always has the most tiresome and asinine gameplay experience. It's extremely hard to get the concepts executed properly.
You mean BYOND servers?
I found an exploit in a training dummie, became really fricking strong and later haikage in a very popular server 10 years or so ago. Good times
Bleach servers were cool too
Nope. I did too. I was mad disappointed to see his short lame brown hair.
Kiba was a favorite character of mine. I'd play him in all the games. So I was crushed when he became the resident clown and jobber of the Konoha 12. Almost Yamcha tier.
Na it's literally just you guys I knew lol
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Naruto is literally better than everyone else simply because he's "le chosen" & hard work means frick all. >Neji(slave branch) literally dies for the main branch(Hinata), just as he said was his fate in his fight with Naruto. To be a disposable meatshield.
nejibros, we won, but @ what cost...
Nope. I did too. I was mad disappointed to see his short lame brown hair.
Kiba was a favorite character of mine. I'd play him in all the games. So I was crushed when he became the resident clown and jobber of the Konoha 12. Almost Yamcha tier.
Neji? >Starts out as a rival who should more or less beat the piss out of MC >Real stoic guy, big on training >Loses to MC, changes their perspective >Fades into obscurity >Dies
I guess the only difference is Tien came back. Not that anyone could tell.
How did this get soo fricking popular? I seriously don't get it. It was a alright good first season but literally almost nothing happened? Yet people praise this as something soo new and special its laughable.
The manga looked dope. Also kiddie need their shounen. New shounen = kiddie magnet. Gib moni mommi! Then it happens, such is life. I saw this happen with some many shitty IPs when I was young. Now I'm 40 and none of them deserved it.
Even people who don't like Naruto at least remember seeing Sakura on advertising or random cover art for manga or games. That's all. In fandom, she's still looked down upon for countless reasons, mainly being a c**t to Naruto at the outset and fawning over Sasuke as he committed war crimes.
Lusting over Sasuke and not the self-insert is not "countless reasons".
1 year ago
Anonymous
Ha! That's but a mere drop in the bucket, Anon. I'm just gonna ramble a bit, since I've been a Sakura hater for some time now.
>First impression was she was a know-it-all Sasuke fangirl who was incredibly cold to Naruto >Throughout the first part, almost never fought, nor won a fight >She's the main heroine but has no historic relevance to the overarching series >the Haruno are a clan of nobodies, starts the series with no signature technique, you could argue that literally any other female from Part 1 had more going on for her, even Tenten >Often a damsel in distress >Design is a solid 6/10, if her hair weren't pink, she'd look like a background character >Obsessing over Sasuke was her main character trait for a good part of the series >Childhood crush turned into weird obsession >Her obsession with Sasuke put her life, her teammate's lives, and the entire village at risk multiple times >After timeskip, still no cool techniques, just unga bunga, which is better than nothing... >Has the GALL to claim she's caught up with Naruto and Sasuke just because she learned 100 Healing Seal whatever the frick >Her signature summon is a fricking slug >Confesses to Naruto in an attempt to manipulate him knowing full well if he'd gone through with it, she'd be miserable >One good fight in the whole series vs Sasori and his puppets
I think that's about everything. I know a large part of this is that Kishi literally couldn't write a competent woman to save his life, but at the end of the day, THIS IS Sakura.
1 year ago
Anonymous
the funniest part is that for her "best fight" she needed a granny to have a hand shoved up her ass to puppeteer her to victory
but to be fair it's not like any female character in this shitty manga has much more going on
1 year ago
Anonymous
>it's not like any female character in this shitty manga has much more going on
Tsunade is pretty impressive, all memes aside. >Revolutionized the Shinobi team composition >Created the backbone of the world's medical system >Nigh-immortal, with wolverine tier regeneration >Super strength that allows her to bust mountains, lift skyscraper sized swords, and bust through susanoo >A boss summon with insane healing capabilities and the ability to tank city destroying techniques such as Shinra Tensei
The issue with Tsunade, was that Kishi off-screened all of her impressive feats.
Kushina is also pretty impressive. On the brink of death she held back the Kyuubi with her chakra chains, which puts her at high kage tier, since all of Konoha (with Hiruzen leading them) couldn't acomplish this before Minato arrived hold the Kyuubi back.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's crazy how Tsunade is probably the only decently written female in the whole series. She had a very solid backstory, her unga bunga gimmick was at least unique, she had a refreshing attitude that was spunky and confrontational with a simple yet distinct design, and mellowed out after going through her little "finding yourself" arc with Naruto, had EXTRA tragedy in her life when she finally decided to jump Jiraya's bones and he fricking died the very next mission he went on. And had to be the Kage during the Pain Invasion AND Madara fight.
And how to they reward her? BY TAKING HER FRICKING breasts AWAY. God, Boruto is like a fricking rot.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Her breasts were fake
1 year ago
Anonymous
They were real, she just needed chakra to maintain them along with looking youthful. But I guess the fricking e-girlgay who's drawing the Boruto manga couldn't allow that, since her breasts are gone AND Hinata's. And they even fricked over Mizukage and turned her into a filthy fricking oba-chan who gets to die alone, even though she was easily the second hottest if not the hottest girl in the series.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>They were real, she just needed chakra to maintain them along with looking youthful.
Thats the opposite of having real breasts > And they even fricked over Mizukage and turned her into a filthy fricking oba-chan who gets to die alone
Everyone saw that coming, she was too much of a b***h
1 year ago
Anonymous
>They were real
They were not that huge when she was younger. They were 100% fake like her appearance.
1 year ago
Anonymous
shes getting too old to keep her breasts, they werent real to begin with
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Coomer trying to make the worst Hokage under Hiruzen sound complex.
Just say you fap to her and leave it that. No need to try to explain this other bullshit.
1 year ago
Anonymous
trying to make the worst Hokage under Hiruzen sound complex.
Hiruzen was a far worse hokage than Tsunade, though.
Under Hiruzen's watch: >The Uchiha Clan were massacred. Hiruzen did nothing to stop the primary instigator who made peace impossible (Danzo) >The Hygua-Kumo affair, wherein a Kumo nin came into the village and attempted to kidnap Hinata. Her father protected her by killing the kidnapper. Hiruzen responded by sacrificing a Hinata's uncle to Kumo, even though Kumo was 100% in the wrong >Hiruzen allowed Orochimaru, the human experimenting, child murdering, unit 741 tier monster to escape >Hiruzen allowed Danzo to get away with attempting to assassinate him >Hiruzen did nothing as the Uchiha were moved to the ghetto and spied on by Danzo >Hiruzen allowed Sasuke to grow up in his home. The same home where his family and the other fricking hundred uchiha were murdered >Hiruzen let Naruto, a CHILD, raise himself >Hiruzen allowed Konoha to psychologically, verbally, and mentally abuse Naruto >Hiruzen allowed his two best ninja (Jiraya and Tsunade) to go AWOL
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Hiruzen was a far worse hokage than Tsunade, though.
That's why I said UNDER Hiruzen.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You'd know both Sakura and Chiyo relied on each other to fight Sasori, you dishonest speedreader.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Chiyo carried the fight
1 year ago
Anonymous
Chiyo would've died if it wasn't for Sakura and the same would've happened to Sakura without Chiyo. Stop speedreading or actually read the material instead of repeating what some dishonest homosexual says.
1 year ago
Anonymous
The amount of times Chiyo has to save Sakura is much more than the times chiyo needed help lmao. Sakura wouldve never even gotten past Sasoris first puppet ffs
1 year ago
Anonymous
Read the fricking material before you mouth off, you fricking moron.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>cant do anything but cry about his favorite character being shit
I accept your concession
Sakura is still an S tier shinobi, and the strongest Kunochi of her generation. She arguably even surpassed Tsunade by the War Arc in healing, ninjutsu, and taijutsu
She wasnt quite S tier rank during the Sasori fight yet
1 year ago
Anonymous
Literally just read the source material, toddler.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Source material shows Sakura was carried by chiyo. Sakura couldnt even dodge iron sand own her own lmao
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Source material shows Sakura was carried by chiyo.
Which didn't happen. Try again.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Sakura is still an S tier shinobi, and the strongest Kunochi of her generation. She arguably even surpassed Tsunade by the War Arc in healing, ninjutsu, and taijutsu
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Nitpicking.
Wow.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Please, hype Sakura up, or refute a point I made. I could use a laugh.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Like I'm gonna bother with some smug c**t who's not even gonna argue in good faith and will just deflect because he's dead set on "Sakura is the suck!" no matter how much he's refuted. I already dealt with your types.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Listen, hate's a strong word. At this point, I guess it would be more apt to say I don't care for her. I'm not saying she's HORRIBLE, but she didn't earn the reputation she has because a large part of the fanbase decided to hate her on a whim. I'm sure she's better now, but you couldn't pay me to watch Boruto.
If you like her, that's your prerogative.
>Name a better female character in the series. She's practically uncontested. Say you don't like her if you want, she's still top 3 female characters in the series, if not the best.
Lol, yeah, whatever say, coomerman.
So? Orphans become criminals more often than ordinary people. Where I come from, they end up either in prison or with drugs. Sakura is absolutely right
The problem is there are 2 completely different Sakuras now, Haruno Sakura is a useless girl that only caused problems around Shippuden, and then there is Uchiha Sakura, which easily became best girl after becoming a badass mother with a teenager heart
Kishimoto made a global poll, and the winner of the poll well get a one-shot manga written about them. For some reason, people really want more Sakura content...
so didnt naruto end with naruto and sasuke being reincarnations of buddhist gods or something
what the frick happens in boruto then?
I have had it explained to me as ninjas vs aliens before
I don't even give a shit about Bleach, but I can tell Ichigo and Orihime have no chemistry at all. In comparison, this one scene makes Naruto ending up with Hinata more believable than any outcome in Bleach
absolutely the funniest moment due to kakashi standing back, letting it happen then blocking yamato from interrupting when naruto told her to shut the frick up
this was the narusakugays got btfo so hard that their seethe became part of the fabric of the internet itself.
every single booru and hentai site out there with a naruto tag has half of it filled with raikage/hinata cuck art due to the flood of obliterated hemorrhoid blood.
Not really. That manga panel is even in a Narusaku's 200+ pages of cope about all of the romantic builup between Naruto and Sakura.
http://www.narusaku.com/index.php?showtopic=12836&st=0&#entry449666
If you want a good laugh. For context, this was before the end of the manga confirmed NarutoxHinata.
Like, seriously, the actual context is Naruto getting upset over saying she doesn't care about Sasuke anymore and loves him instead and Naruto thinks about to all the times about her crying and worrying about Sasuke and he outright tells her "You're lying."
But homosexuals post it and make these very dishonest comments about it being a "take that" moment from Naruto telling her to frick off. That's not what happens if you actually read everything before then.
And then they say this shit about how the other characters somehow clapping at Naruto for "dissing" Sakura. Like, what?
No but they can coil easily around them and strangle someone. Also orochimaru can summon dead homies who can probably melt them.
1 year ago
Anonymous
The problem is, Uchiha were kinda known for their fire jutsu. Still got BTFO'd by the Senju. Don't think too hard about it, just accept that Yamato mogs Orochimaru even in the "I want to live forever" field.
Yamato's heart was in the right place but Kakashi was right. Naruto was such a simp he needed to see with his own eyes what a stupid b***h Sakura was to break free.
rereading early naruto is so eerie
I don't think I know any other serie that betrayed its own premise quite as thoroughly as it did, it's like an entirely different manga
From there very beginning, we saw Kakashi make water dragons and great giant frickoff tidal waves.
if you don't see the difference between kakashi using a magical water canon and jiraya summoning a frog the size of a skyscraper and the later invalidating most of the established scope I have nothing more to say
pretty sure the idea of kaiju ninjas were implanted the moment gaara appeared
gaara turning into a kaiju was around 120 chapters in, like I said
before that he was just a dude with a really unique technique
>if you don't see the difference between kakashi using a magical water canon and jiraya summoning a frog the size of a skyscraper and the later invalidating most of the established scope I have nothing more to say
anon, i...
You know, I never got the hate towards "Talk No Jutsu" in the series.
When you look at the series' antagonists as a whole, the fact that they could be talked into giving up just shows that there's some character or logic behind their actions and that Naruto is a person who empathizes with the suffering of others given what he went through as a child.
And it's not as if he just goes "This isn't you!" and they cave, he still has to beat them into submission to the point where they either agree or die. And it doesn't work on everyone. The Sound 4 and Kidomaru didn't get talked down. Kazuku didn't get talked down. Madara didn't get talked down. He got fricked over by Kaguya at the peak of his plan.
This is the weirdest thing. People complain about Naruto being a shounen when sitting down and talking shit out isn't something I see done in other series at all. While complaining about them not being edgy child soldiers, it showcases the effects of them being edgy child soldiers and having to overcome it.
It's basically looking down on a thing for being childish in a childish way because you don't grasp the maturity that's actually there.
He didn't have an answer to Nagato but Nagato knew he was in the wrong after that conversation. Naruto's solution to hate in forgiving Sasuke to the point of being willing to die to cleanse him from it, while kind of batshit crazy, is the solution Nagato was looking for.
He didn't have an answer to Nagato but Nagato knew he was in the wrong after that conversation. Naruto's solution to hate in forgiving Sasuke to the point of being willing to die to cleanse him from it, while kind of batshit crazy, is the solution Nagato was looking for.
The reason why Naruto had no answer was because Kishi himself couldn't think up an answer. I remember reading that he kept himself up at night over how he couldn't refute Pain until he decided that there was no answer he could actually give.
Literally mindbroken by his own antagonist.
Pain was aware of this which is why you keep reapplying the pain when people start forgetting. I don't recall if he planned to become immortal to reapply the pain like Sasuke's plan was or if he was just trusting future generations to do it.
>he kept himself up at night over how he couldn't refute Pain
You really can't. Naruto's universe literally bends the knee to compensate for Naruto's unique brand of moronation.
I don't have that ambition in the first place and i don't pretend to have a magical solution to hold the entire world at eternal gunpoint and how it'll absolutely bring peace, which is moronic on every level. You can't cage the world in amber. Things will change and the balances will tip, eventually, and then war will happen in some form or another. And if it's not open conflict, it'll be competition for resources in some other way, like economical war. At the end of the day, it's absurd to say you can freeze something that is constantly in shift.
1 year ago
Anonymous
So essentially you can't refute Pain. You've literally just explained what the problem everyone is trying to fix and used that as an excuse not to answer the question you said "is piss easy to refute if you're not a failure as an adult"
1 year ago
Anonymous
I just did. Did you not read ? His actions will not bring about the outcome he desires. That's all the refutation that's needed. His plan is stupid, cannot and will not work.
If mutually assured destruction was enough to get people to stop warring and conspiring against one another the cold war wouldn't have happened.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Pain's plan isn't mutually assured destruction. It's threatening the world with a large enough nuke that people will remember the pain and avoid hurting each-other from the fear of being wiped off the map.
Deterrent is actually the most viable method to peace and I think you think Pain's understanding of peace was "Everyone lives in a happy utopia where no-one ever gets hurts" rather than the practical "No-one will become ninja because no-one is fighting."
Within the context of what you are both bringing to the table, Pain is the only one with an actual proactive solution to even a surface level peace.
Surely you must be able to find a better answer to stopping war, right? It's all well and good to say "He's wrong because he's wrong" but if you can't provide a better option then you're equally as moronic as he is.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Deterrent is actually the most viable method to peace
Determent has never fricking worked in the history of forever, and if the modern history of war and it's transmutations has taught us anything is that overwhelming force does precisely jack shit to pacify an area, as guerilla warfare is permanently sustained by the frustrations of people that feel occupied by a foreign power. Your magical nuke kaiju will do precisely jack shit against people strapping bombs to cars or children. >"No-one will become ninja because no-one is fighting."
That's a fricking laugh and a half since ninjas are PRECISELY the kind of military operatives that would invaluable in this kind of situation for covert operations and discrete actions. >Pain is the only one with an actual proactive solution to even a surface level peace
I still fail to see why I have to provide an eternal solution to war to point out Pain's plan is fricking stupid.
The entire scene all but outright says they had sex. It's very teasing and playful about it because they're barely teens, and I'm pretty sure the author intended for it to be more of a frick up rather than romantic considering what's happening.
1 year ago
Anonymous
also this
Fic writers can be an eccentric lot.
I PM'd the author and he actually felt very uncomfortable about the situation. It actually flew over my head but Hinata was using sex to try and convince Naruto to stay in konoha.
Nope. He like Orochimaru got away with everything. The Hyuga still have a caste system where the branch members are expected to serve and die for the main branch. And the main branch STILL gets to brand the secondary branch with slave tats
the sheer dedication it must have taken to compile all this is ludicrous. I reckon anon was powered by his pure elation of shipgay tears. God bless you anon should you still be walking this Earth. Saved.
It's honestly fricking insane that Sasuke and Sakura become loving husband and wife with cute children not too long after Sasuke attempts to murder Sakura without hesitation.
he basically calls the uchihas Black folk when hes revived by Orochimaru for the second time and segregated them when he was alive, hows that meme any more racist than what he was actually like?
yeah, but he didn't go "kill them all" there.... probably because Itachi already did his work?
1 year ago
Anonymous
he wanted them all dead when they were at war and if it wasnt for hashirama keeping him in check the leaf village wouldnt have had any living uchiha there to begin with
Why didn't the uchiha just eyeball Itachi? There was hundreds of them, and only one of him, and these are the people supposedly in charge of law and order in a village full of people with both jutsu and eyeballs perfected in their families for generations
Early on, things make sense, but things like this where you just have to accept that it's happening, are really no fun at all.
Boruto was a mistake. And I refuse to acknowledge it's existence. It's done nothing but rape the lore, shit upon the legacy characters, and push the powerlevels toward dragonball tier levels of homosexualry.
It baffles my fricking mind that Kishi made a fricking sequel about the worst part of Naruto (the Sage of Six path and Kaguya bullshit)
>It's done nothing but rape the lore, shit upon the legacy characters, and push the powerlevels toward dragonball tier levels of homosexualry.
Sounds like Shippuden, but it's okay when it does it.
Anyway, you're just a nobody b***hing about typical stuff that happens in shounen and trying to slam Naruto like it needs to have higher standards even though it never promised you jack and shit. Just frick off. Go read an actual novel.
>but it's okay when it does it.
Yes. Nothing in Shippuden is as bad as the literal flying aliens with dimensional warping powers, who move from planet to planet like saiyans from dragon ball z.
So far as I know, Kishi basically bequeathed Boruto to an understudy of his while he went to work on a new project called Samurai 9 (it bombed completely)
He would only poke and prod the story while the understudy took the helm, but after his new work failed, he's come back to be more hands on. Even though I see a lot of Boruto slander online, I have no idea how well it's actually doing.
>Coomer trying to make the worst Hokage under Hiruzen sound complex.
Just say you fap to her and leave it that. No need to try to explain this other bullshit.
Name a better female character in the series. She's practically uncontested. Say you don't like her if you want, she's still top 3 female characters in the series, if not the best.
>Name a better female character in the series. She's practically uncontested. Say you don't like her if you want, she's still top 3 female characters in the series, if not the best.
Lol, yeah, whatever say, coomerman.
simple as. all next gen anime are just cashcows with no goal or real story to tell. It is simply riding the coattails of the main series & exists only to milk more cash out of the IP. This is why anything that takes place after DBZ, Shippuuden, Bleach is irrefutably non canon.
It's not very good, it's an edgy post-legion ending. It was sold to me as "the only non-homosexual legion fic", and instead veers into polygamy with degenerate women and gruesome murder with an uninteresting main character
Still, I'll read his other fic, why not
1 year ago
Anonymous
>edgy post-legion ending
isn't that the point of the legion? >degenerate women
you're just describing women
chidori gave kakashi tunnel vision and needed the sharingan to fix that (which also made his chakra levels shittier) and its melee range only. purple lightning can be shot out easily
Jesus this looks really bad on Sasuke's part. >Supposed to show off all the new things he learned under orochimaru >He's absolutely unable to touch Naruto >Naruto shits on his chidori stream with clones and punches the shit out of him >Gets serious and activates the Sharingan but still can't touch Naruto >Shoots a massive fireball but Naruto dismisses it with just a yell >Challenges Naruto's Giant Rasengan and gets blown out HARD
reminder that Sasugay's descent into ultra edgelord emo was partially caused by him seeing Naruto surpass him in real time. Before their last fight he never got over the fact that the dude he had looked down on was actually stronger than him without having to be molested by some snake fricker.
Also in terms of looking bad their final fight is even worse on him considering how much of a huge advantage Sasuke had and he not only lost, but Naruto managed to make it end in such a way that Sasugay had no choice but to stop being an edgelord, he was outclassed hard.
>Also in terms of looking bad their final fight is even worse on him considering how much of a huge advantage Sasuke had and he not only lost, but Naruto managed to make it end in such a way that Sasugay had no choice but to stop being an edgelord, he was outclassed hard.
This used to live in my head back when my Naruto moronation was at it's peak.
even normies came to dislike what Naruto became @ the end. the only part of Naruto v Sasuke anyone likes is the last bit where they brutalize each other hand to hand.
>Also in terms of looking bad their final fight is even worse on him considering how much of a huge advantage Sasuke had and he not only lost, but Naruto managed to make it end in such a way that Sasugay had no choice but to stop being an edgelord, he was outclassed hard.
cool head canon
It's not headcanon moronbro. Sasuke had the chakra of EIGHT tailed beasts and half of kurama ontop of the rinnegan and EMS. Naruto only had half of kurama and sage mode in comparison. So the odds were hilariously stacked in Sasuke's favor
it's funny I already knew what moronic and wrong thing you were going to say before you said it
1 year ago
Anonymous
You literally can't refute what I said so you're resorting to insults in broken english. It's quite sad.
1 year ago
Anonymous
there's no need to refute it, it's blatantly wrong and something only dumb speedreaders say >broken English
point out where, my post is fine (unlike yours) dumb ESL homosexual you have no argument so you try to deflect, meanwhile you're too dumb to even capitalize a proper noun while trying to win points with 'muh broken English'
1 year ago
Anonymous
>point out where, my post
Before we start, start, I'd like to point out that you're missing a noun here. Ontop the show:
it's funny I already knew what moronic and wrong thing you were going to say before you said it
>it's funny I already knew
Run on. This is two independent clauses mixed together without proper punctuation >I already knew what moronic and wrong thing you were
Were is plural, thing is singular. >it's blatantly wrong
It's not. See pic related: Sasuke lifts up all 8 tailed beasts, and he absorbs their chakra
1 year ago
Anonymous
>tales him 10 minutes to look up shit to knitpick >comes back with moronic pedantry about high level grammar in an informal post >hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr durrrr broken English >while you don't even capitalize proper nouns
you are genuinely moronic
run along Hispanic monkey
1 year ago
Anonymous
him 10 minutes to look up shit to knitpick
It's all true. Your prose is flawed and riddled with errors. I simply pointed it out. I wasn't serious in my posts earlier because I was phone posting, hence why I didn't capitalize Kurama.
And nice attempt at deflection. You fot BTFO, so in attempt to save face, you've tried to shift the discussion towards my posting speed and your (lack) of grammar skills that I simply pointed out
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Your prose
lmao it's a Ganker post not a poem
you are so embarrassingly dumb
didn't read the rest of your "prose" either anon
take another 5 minutes to compose a cringe reply please
1 year ago
Anonymous
>lmao it's a Ganker post not a poem >you are so embarrassingly dumb >didn't read the rest of your "prose" either anon
Lmao, it's a Ganker post, not a poem.
You are so embarrassingly dumb, that I didn't read the rest of your "prose" either, anon.
ftfy >take another 5 minutes
I'm phoneposting, so of course it'll take me a second to reply.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>lmao it's a Ganker post not a poem
Top kek, I love reading morons debate power levels.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Kyuubi absorbing nature chakra for 30s is equal to the chakra of all 8 tailed beasts and his other half >this means Sasuke is the OP one
TIL, thanks reddit!
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's funny because Sauce gets direct hits in but the 6 paths sage mode is so broken it just eats a Chidori and then Susano'o hits like it's nothing, pic related.
1 year ago
Anonymous
that's not even the dumbest part of the fight, it's just a million asspulls and convenient idiocy so nurutu can win
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yes. Completely and Unironically. You jest, but that is the correct take for this situation. Naruto and Sauske both fought until they were completely out of chakra. This means that Sasukd had an innate advantage in the fight considering he drew up the chakra of 8 and 1/2 of the tailed beasts
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's sage chakra, I ain't gotta explain shit.
1 year ago
Anonymous
He unironically did nothing wrong
1 year ago
Anonymous
it's a complete asspull wanking nurutu while breaking all of the established logic of the universe
1 year ago
Anonymous
See, the problem is stacking tailed beasts is additive. Nature Chakra is multiplicative.
Sasuke never stood a chance.
1 year ago
Anonymous
i've read lots of explanations for this but that has to be the dumbest
personally prefer the line of thinking that the tailed beasts more mostly exhausted from being used in the war so there wasn't that much chakra to take
it still doesn't explain why Sasuke a moron and doesn't use his chakra drain until the very end or wastes every teleport when if he used it with the arrow it's a guaranteed unavoidable kill, he could literally swap places with the powered up rasengan/beastbomb coming at him and make it impossible to lose
it's just bad writing
1 year ago
Anonymous
The war arc is a giant clusterfrick
1 year ago
Anonymous
Christ don't remind me, killing off Madara unironically doomed this series to a mediocre finish.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Well, how else do you explain the huge difference in performance between Jiraiya vs Naruto against the same opponent, both using Sage mode?
1 year ago
Anonymous
he was bad at sage mode and the plot needed him to win, Naruto is good at sage mode and the plot says he wins so the rules get re-written in the last 3 chapters
1 year ago
Anonymous
the plot needed him to lose*
for Jiraiya of course
well this thread looks dead so I'll just leave it as none of it matters anyway as they'd all lose to the solo king in his prime, pic related
1 year ago
Anonymous
was it true the last thing he said to all the children was gg no re?
>>Gets serious and activates the Sharingan but still can't touch Naruto
the funny part is Naruto wasn't even serious at that point in the fight yet. He hadn't activated sage mode or tailed beasts mode, and yet he was whippinf Sasuke's ass
Shadow Clone Jutsu. While I'm not Naruto, so I probably couldn't handle more than 1-2 clones, that's still more than enough to more than double or even triple by productivity.
I can send a clone to go to work in my stead.
Whatever I study will be learned 2-3x as fast.
If I ever get into a life or death fight, I can instantly turn it into a 2v1 or 3v1.
>people still like and regularly discuss Naruto, even outside of Ganker >barely anyone gives a shit about Boruto, and the few who do only want closure for a series way past its prime
What a worthless sequel. It's not even bad in an entertaining way. It's just boring and soulless. It would've been better if NaruSaku happened.
I don't know about that spoiler, but yeah, after Boruto's movie, I was content to say "Well, that wasn't bad"
But it just keeps going and going. And if the whole idea is "Naruto started with nothing and gained everything in a classic Hero's Journey, so Boruto will start with everything and lose it all in a tragic hero's tale" idea is true, that means that more or less everything from the Naruto series has to be fricked over to complete Boruto's narrative. Literally crashing this franchise with no survivors.
>It would've been better if NaruSaku happened.
Incorrect. It would've been better if the sequel was about Naruto actually trying to tackle the issues of the shinobi world as the "child of destiny".
What was Naruto's answer to Pain?
What of his promise to Pain to protect the Rain Village and all of the other minor villages from the superpowers like Konoha?
What of the Branch seal in the Hygua Clan?
What of the child soldiers?
The shinobi system, itself, which is literally just morally bankrupt mercenaries for hire?
It would've been absolutely kino for Naruto to try and tackle these complex issues that plague his world. Issues that can't be solved simply by punching the enemy or making a bigger rasengan. IMAGINE a sequel with multiple land of the wave esque arcs that tackle the cold, hard reality world of Naruto.
Gojo: >White Spiky Hair >Covers his magical eyes with a cloth >Teacher and a Warrior >Famous around the world for his marital prowess >Acts like a carefree joker, but is actually incredibly introspective, and haunted by a tragic past >He watches his best friend "die" >His best friend becomes evil
>establishes skill ceiling with an OP character >takes the character out of play early on
Meanwhile Kishimoto established Kakashi as a glass cannon during his first fight then made him increasingly more powerful to stay relevant.
Naruto was fine.
Boruto burned everything the original built upon, and I think every media will reject it, even games.
The Boruto DLC for Storm was the fricking worst
I pretty sure everyone here will agree that Sakura is the worst character to ever exist.
>constantly suck Sasuke's dick >never show support for Naruto until Ino told her to despite them both being on the same team >even after the time skip, she's constantly thinking about him despite the fact he became the equivalate of FBI most wanted >jobs constantly despite having superhuman strength
I really feel bad for the normal shinobis , they literally don’t matter when they’re literal ants compared to maint the main characters.
Heck, the main villains now can destroy their solar system if they wanted to, what are they gonna do.
Will never happen.
Or if it will happen, it will be all about Boruto shit to promote the anime.
I legit would instabuy a fighterZ-style game in the Naruto universe though, as long as it left most of the Boruto trash out
I only got around to jiraiya’s death in Naruto and have been spoiled abouf plenty of the power level bullshit that comes later, but what really shocked me is that Orochimaru is still around and he’s somehow a good guy or something?
It's the same as how the US treated some of the Nazi scientists. Too important to kill, too dangerous to let go free. He and the Leaf just have a wink wink nudge nudge agreement that they won't come down on him as long as he doesn't do anything too evil, but really they also don't want to stir the bee hive and endure another 3 year search for a homie who knows all the leaf's secrets, has countless bases hidden around the world,, and can body swap to completely change his identity.
what a shit fricking franchise
so glad I dropped it shortly after sasugay gets stuck into the gay baby barrel and turns into devil jin, I feel like these were the only good naruto arcs
Storm Connections when?
When one of these games are actually good? I see them go on sale and want to pick one to play next time
They're all good actually
Have you ever want to watch Naruto without having to watch the anime? Play the Storm games, they are basically nothing but fan service with huge cinematic QTEs but it's pretty fun as it covers the entire story without the 1000+ hours of the anime needed
Why the frick would anyone even watch the anime? The manga is exactly the same frame for frame except without the shitty animation, shitty voice acting, and shitty filler. The only anime you should ever watch is one that isn't adapted from a manga because the manga will always be better.
I agree with everything you said + manga being my preferred medium but the storm games are still a very good rendition. Almost 1:1 with the manga.
quite good and they save you of actually watching the anime. I 100% the 4th game in 5 days
Just wait for Storm Connections aka Storm 5.
the most recent one storm 4
Playing Storm 1, 2, 3, and 4 is legitimately better than watching the anime as it actually covers the story in its entirety without missing anything while also being better animated.
>Storm 1
>No Zabuza
Nope
The Storm games are dogshit that normalgays eat up because they get to put the controller down and watch the cinematics.
>seething GNTcuck
I like Storm, but he's not wrong. GNT is a much better game.
The gameplay is brain dead. You mash one button to attack. If you like Naruto you probably would have played it by now.
>Reddito Shitpudden
Super is shit, get over it
bort>>>>>>dbs unironically
Both are shit.
Nah he's right, Bort is picking up
if only the art could pick up as well
Yeah I'll admit that's an issue but I kinda got used to it
So I take it we'll be time skipping soon? With Naruto and Hinata.... disappeared and edgeboy saying he's going to murder the ayys which includes Boruto, I can only assume pic related will be happening in the next year or so.
Yes boruto is kino. We getting this arc starting in February.
I want more Delta x Ada <3
Can’t wait to see Code jobbing.
>rasen gun
Is this actually real?
Unironically yes. The pun is the same in Japanese and English which is why Boruto is shooting a homie with a Rasengan.
i havent seen/read boruto for a long time now but i assume it is since boruto could throw a tiny ass rasengan when he was trying to impress sasuke
Yes. Code jobs and runs away like a b***h.
never saw boruto
why does he have tattos?
ate a magatama
so he is going to try to be the pirate king in the sould society?
kinda cool
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/lagT_3LGKFM
creepy and cool i guess, ty.
Karma seal, basically a dead alien placed a it on Boruto and is slowly regenerating using his body. Gives boruto a boost in power at the expense of the alien taking control over his body until he runs out of chakra, bort regaining consciousness.
But I don't like the hairstyles they have in Boruto
I don't like how unrelated to eyeballs all the later Uchiha powers are. The frick does having good eyesight have to do with opening portals and turning intangible and summoning giant tengu made of energy.
Havent watched Naruto past part 1 but...
allows:
>turning intangible
>opening portals
>teleportation
>pocket dimension
...what in the ever loving frick?!
You haven't saw anything yet
Izanami and Izanagi are absolute broken.
>https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/Izanami
>https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/Izanagi
But they are basically a one time use because it causes permanent eye damage but the characters in later Part 2 start having 1st Hokage DNA to abuse his broken healing regeneration
Those are unique to obitos eyes but thats nothing compared to how each sharingan lets you summon a fricking chakra gundam by the end of the series
His single technique >> all ninjustu trash
He couldn't even get near Itachi. Being near his genjutsu is like going near the elephant foot in chernobyl.
That's only for Obito.
>he doesn't know
Sharingan went from seeing movement and making strongest genjutsu to
>making magic fire that burns forever if it hits
>magic megazords and all of them have potentially unique abilities (one of them can seal anything and reflect any attack)
>reality bending (you lose one eye = you rewrite reality once)
>unique ability granted to every sharingan user that manages to unlock the step that comes after the normal sharingan (some examples being teleportation anywhere, complete intangibility, having your own entire infinite dimension that only you have the key to, absolute mind control/brainwashing, telekinesis, ...)
>ability to evolve into Rinnegan (which themselves grant you control over gravity, soul control, absorbing chakra, summoning lots of OP things, making cyborgs???, being able to resurrect people, going into some sort of spiritual world and using it for attacks, space bending, attack absorption,
Don't worry Hyugabro, HimaGOD will save us
I swear this shit has never ever actually killed anyone. It's the most jobbed ability ever, people can always avoid it easily.
>one of them can seal anything and reflect any attack
Strictly speaking, those are both legendary ninja tools that Itachi had acquired, that somehow (as in, never brought up or explained in any way) merged with his Susan'o.
The Rinnegan part isn’t a natural part of the Sharingan; that was due to the presence of Indra/Asura chakra merging together in Madara and later the Sage unlocking it for Sasuke.
>Making illusion and be immune to illusion.
>Mind control
>Copy techniques and movement with a glance
>Future sight
>See chakra and chakra point down to microscopic size.
>Make giant mecha who can cleave mountains with a swing
>Each pair of eyes are granted unique ability that can't be replicated and they're broken ass shit.
>Sacrifice one's eye can allow them literally rewrite reality.
>Upgrade one's eye to Rinnegan can give them a set of god powers.
The days of Part 1 are long gone, brother. I weep for what Naruto became.
I never finished Naruto, what did the Kakashi side of the eyes do again?
I only remember what the Obito part did (teleportation and pocket dimension).
kakashis side was long range teleportation and pocket dimension, obitos was the the short ranged version of that
Thanks.
Man, what a moronicly busted Sharingan, Obito would've flattened every fricking character if he had both eyes.
He could flatten everyone with his one eye but he didn't use it to its full potential
just getting into the anime vidya scene.
top 3 Naruto vidya?
naruto-arena.net
Jesus Christ. Is that site still around? Didn't it die a couple years back?
It keeps dying and coming back.
The PS2 games.
That's an abstract merchant.
>loses sharingan
>loses kamui, his most spammed move
>loses ability to Chidori properly, his second most spammed move
>still becomes hokage
Even the Village Elders knew he was just a stop gap for Naruto
to be fair there really wasnt anyone else better at the time
This actually makes sense and is retroactively proven by the start of Boruto.
Kakashi might not be the strongest ninja but he does personally have all the strongest ninja on speed dial and as we saw by the time of Boruto, Konoha has gone through industrialization of such significant proportions and such a short time that Kakashi has essentially done multiple generations of work in 10 years.
Kakashi is unironically the only person worthy of being Hokage as under his rule shit actually gets done.
>Pick your leader based on economic and social merits instead of who stronkest
>Country goes through massive development
Who'da thunk?
Kakashi was also the first Hokage who wasn't a nepotism hire.
2nd Hokage = 1st Hokage's brother
3rd Hokage = 2nd Hokage's favorite student
4th Hokage = 3rd Hokage's favorite student's favorite student
5h Hokage = 1st Hokage's daughter
6th Hokage = 4ths best student
He was also the 4ths son's mentor
Iunno, Tsunade was actually a good leader and had the strength to lead. The third was a giant c**t and went completely against the 4ths wish to protect his son and allowed the village to harrass a child.
>Know that Naruto is a walking WMD
>Let the entire village bully him through his entire childhood
Don't forget knowing kurama thrives off of despair and pain then willingly letting everything the village did to him happen. The third getting let off when he got brought back was fricking anger inducing, the 4th shoulda slapped the shit outta him
Reminds me of that moment in Boruto when Naruto goes to visit Orochimaru.
>Hey Orochimaru, you're looking weirdly young
>Yeah, you know exactly why that is
>Oh yeah haha you sacrifice people to sustain yourself. So anyway can you help us?
Like holy shit dude.
It's not the Third Hokage's fault that the author's later retcons made him into the stupidest, cruelest, weakest hokage.
It's like Aldrich. They made him a Lord not out of virtue but out of strength
>Tsunade was actually a good leader and had the strength to lead.
>people actually believe this
She was literally Hokage for 3 years and within that time period she let the village get blown the frick up and lost the single most important asset Konoha had in the form of Jiraiya.
Within the context of the previous and future Hokage, she is objectively the worst.
The biggest asset at the time was naruto, not Jiraiya. Jiraiya managed to figure out key information in regards to how to stop the unstoppable given how bullshit Pain was, which naruto then used and even turned Pain to his side. Though the episode he died was absolute kino
>Pain himself admits that if Jiraiya knew about the Six Paths he would have lost
Jiraiya was still the more important asset. Naruto is a great nuke but Jiraiya was a spymaster who also happens to function as a nuke. There's a world of difference in utility between Jiraiya and Naruto.
>Pain himself admits that if Jiraiya knew about the Six Paths he would have lost
How would Jiraiya win against the six path? Just run away till he find nagato?
Well he did kill like two or three of them despite being caught by surprise. If he new the powers he could probably come with a strategy to deal with it.
he wouldn't have spent all his chakra on puppets, for one
Get them all with the same genjutsu. Pain had zero defense for it and Jiraiya has enough tricks to set up something similar to what he already did with the three Paths of Pain
No. Naruto hadn't become bros with Kurama or even heard of Sage mode yet.
All hokage have been nepotism hires, the next 2 probably will be too.
Pick any of the two post shippuden Kakashi novels. Any of them.
Kakashi has god tier feats in both.
those aren't canon
Losing his sharingan doesn't change the fact that he's still extremely talented despite his average (for a jonin) chakra levels.
So for the Mangekou Sharingan, each eye gets a randomized special ability.
Itachi got Amaterasu in his right eye and Tsukuyomi in his left
Sasuke got Amaterasu in his left eye and Kagutsuchi in his right
Obito got two versions of Kamui, long range in his left and close range in his right, combining them let's him do more shit
Thanks Naruto-Loremaster
The same goes for the Rinnegan. Along with the abilities shown by Pain, the users get 1 randomized ability.
Madara got Limbo
Sasuke got Amenotejikara
Momoshiki got Takamimusubinokami, which let him absorb and amplify jutsu upon release
Why does it always gotta be the eyeballs with this stuff?
Because everyone with special eyes is descended from an alien.
Yeah but they had other powers too. Kaguya at the end had magic bone powers like Kimimaro, where are all my bone jutsu variations?
>Each eye gets a randomized power
Is that why Danzo wanted all of the eyes? That makes more sense now. It's been years since I was into any kind of Naruto related things, so I can't remember if each eye having a random power was explained.
I'm pretty sure Danzo had all the extra eyes because his ability allowed him to rewrite reality or rewind time or some shit like that and allow him to cheat death but every time he used it one of his stopped working forever. So he stuck like 10 of those bastards in his arm to give him more cheat moves.
>Is that why Danzo wanted all of the eyes?
Oh right, Shinsui managed to get Kotoamatsukami in both eyes. Obito guessed that Danzo was planning on eventually stealing Kurama from Naruto and controlling it with his body mods, Izanagi was probably secondary.
Probably non-existent unless Orochimaru splices Kimimaro's genes into someone.
I hope they do that his bone powers were cool as shit. One of the cooler kekkei genkai.
>Shisui's mangekyou sharingan were the sole holder of Kotoamatsukami, the single most powerful brainwashing special known
>Doesn't use it against Danzo despite knowing Danzo was after his eyes
Doesn't make sense.
he was hoping to not waste the 10 year cooldown on danzo
Enormous cooldown on the jutsu.
>After having the crow cast the technique, Itachi noted that the dōjutsu required at least a decade before it could be used again.
>wow this has a 10 year cd
>better just fricking lose the eye forever instead
lol seems legit
Shisui himself was a pussy who disliked killing after he awakened Mangekyo. He DID used a genjutsu on Danzo to get away, but Danzo used the reality-altering bullshit that nobody knew about and stole it anyway.
No, you need to upgrade to Mangekyo to get the unique power. Danzo just collects the eyes to spam the bs rewrite-reality skill, none of his eyes are Mangekyo except for Shisui's.
The Sharingan was holding Kakashi back, unironically
Can't Kakashi actually still use the Susanoo? It just takes a shitload of chakra.
Susan needs 2 eyes. Which is why it was so funny when ghost Obito someone gave his eyes to kakashi for 5 minutes against Kaguya
Yet Itachi can activate his while blind as can Madara. pff.
>anything used more than once is now "spam"
God I hate zoomers. He uses kamui like three fricking times too
BIJUU DAMA!!!
CHADsuke did nothing wrong.
peak edgekino
Takes me back to early 2000s edge in games.
Warrior Within was not edgy dammit
>Sasuke did nothing wrong
It's his fault his and Naruto's arms got blown off.
Haku best girl
Based and Hakupilled.
Haku was my first time seeing a trap.
He awakened a lot of things inside a lot of us.
>latest arc completly about Sasuke and Sakura
>its great
HOLY SHIT! Okay, Sasuke is still full autismo, but its getting there.
what did this shitter ssuke do again?
he made a ring for her, dude's jealous
jealous of what
of other men
that is so out of character. real sasuke doesnt give a shit about that kind of thing
well yeah, it's from a novel
Kisame... the thread is too cringe... we are leaving...
That's right run away b***h
I'm yet to see a scene that surpass this!
>not when he asked the Kage would they like his clones to have Susano as well
The man was flexing hard.
How do you respond to that without sounding mad?
It's one of those "gg ez" moments, you can't respond without sounding mad.
I tell the other Kage to eat a bag of dicks and ask Madara to join him.
Mad
Yeah, mad they expect me to challenge a man that strong. They can eat my butthole clean. I ain't about to get my ass jumped by the homie throwing meteors and cloned giga homies at me.
back in the tree with ye!
you can't, you can only double down on mad replying with "you cheated not only the war but yourself!"
Is there a place where I can talk to and organize matches with other people?
uhhhhh
Uhhhhh what, uhhhhh what?
What can Burrito's OC donut steel eyehax do?
>boruto is just his infinite tsukuyomi
Rasengun is canon now.
There was no reason for Madara not to have been one shotted by 8 Gates Guy and have the finale of the series still be Naruto and Sasuke's pent up sexual aggression fight.
Plot armor.
>dude just train hard and you could defeat a nigh invincible god
lol
>just train hard
Opening the 8 gates is the equivalent of that one guy that did all of the hardcore drugs to ignore pain and keep on trucking despite fatal injuries and managed to kill 33 cops in his rampage because he just wouldn't go down.
Sure, just replace 33 cops with Superman and see how he'd fare.
>the equivalent of that one guy that did all of the hardcore drugs to ignore pain and keep on trucking despite fatal injuries and managed to kill 33 cops in his rampage because he just wouldn't go down
Sauce? The hell did I miss?
opening the 8 gates was supposed to make you stronger than all five kage combined.
but madara at that point was(unknowingly) becoming kaguya, and the rinnegan gave him all kinds of weird god-like powers.
The whole Kaguya plot was shit, and Madara beating the 5 Kage only to lose to Guy would've been the ultimate culmination of the moral of early Naruto, hard work>natural talent.Despite that being proven untrue constantly in the series, from Lee loses both of his major fights to people with unique abilities, and Guy can't beat Madara.
You're a moron and that was never the main point of Naruto.
Naruto was always about not giving up, idiot
It was mainly about Naruto's dream to become hokage despite being shunned for his demon thing
Yeah the real moral was unironically about making friends.
Hard work beating talent was never really a main theme of Naruto, it just was one theme for few characters early on. Would've been a better story if it was but it wasn't. It got dropped like a lot of other more minor themes. My favorite is when they would talk about the next generations surpassing the previous, which is especially hilarious considering how OP Madara and other long dead fricks turned out to be.
What would happen if Naruto doesn’t care about Sasuke in the first place?
Then Sasuke would've left the village sooner.
Why isn't there like a MMO-ish Naruto game where you can train your skills (ala Runescape) and create your own ninja and get into battles and go on quests and shit?
It's all fighting games and whatever other bullshit. The world is ripe for a "create your own" ninja and you could train to be a Taijutsu master or a Puppet user or a little bit of everything or whatever else the frick. It would be awesome, or atleast could be if they cared to make it good and not just shit something out.
Any time an open world/hub story mode is done with Naruto it always has the most tiresome and asinine gameplay experience. It's extremely hard to get the concepts executed properly.
Because that would require more effort than rehashing the same game 7 times.
You mean BYOND servers?
I found an exploit in a training dummie, became really fricking strong and later haikage in a very popular server 10 years or so ago. Good times
Bleach servers were cool too
Look up shinobi story. Some guy heavily moded WoW into a naurto mmo.
Tsunade still gives me colossal boners 16 years later.
based
2fat
Low test.
No way gay
White woman spotted.
I can't be the only who thought that the fur on his hood was actually his hair.
Nah, me too.
Na it's literally just you guys I knew lol
>Naruto is literally better than everyone else simply because he's "le chosen" & hard work means frick all.
>Neji(slave branch) literally dies for the main branch(Hinata), just as he said was his fate in his fight with Naruto. To be a disposable meatshield.
nejibros, we won, but @ what cost...
Nope. I did too. I was mad disappointed to see his short lame brown hair.
Kiba was a favorite character of mine. I'd play him in all the games. So I was crushed when he became the resident clown and jobber of the Konoha 12. Almost Yamcha tier.
Who would be Tien?
Neji?
>Starts out as a rival who should more or less beat the piss out of MC
>Real stoic guy, big on training
>Loses to MC, changes their perspective
>Fades into obscurity
>Dies
I guess the only difference is Tien came back. Not that anyone could tell.
It's okay
Shino.
Tayuya still makes me feel funny after all these years.
Based. Tsunade was my first fap
I'll just fap to her for the rest of my life at this point
for me? it's UN3
UN2 for me.
Obito became a really shitty villain once his identity was revealed.
NaruTRASH cannot hope to contend with how godly KINOman is
>doesn't even have a game and he's talking shit
Lol, lmao even
>insecure troony Man
ENTER
How did this get soo fricking popular? I seriously don't get it. It was a alright good first season but literally almost nothing happened? Yet people praise this as something soo new and special its laughable.
The manga looked dope. Also kiddie need their shounen. New shounen = kiddie magnet. Gib moni mommi! Then it happens, such is life. I saw this happen with some many shitty IPs when I was young. Now I'm 40 and none of them deserved it.
It's a manga and the anime hasn't even gotten to shark-riding chainsaws vs explosive tornadoes.
go back to sucking dicks on reddit
It doesn't even compare.
Solo King bros...
>sakura got 3rd
WHAT THE FRICK???
She may be useless but she'd be a great frick.
She has a nice ass.
Most popular girl in the Naruto franchise.
Her ass saved her
How when Hinata is superior in every single way? MILF Hinata is a sight to behold.
Sheer screentime.
Even people who don't like Naruto at least remember seeing Sakura on advertising or random cover art for manga or games. That's all. In fandom, she's still looked down upon for countless reasons, mainly being a c**t to Naruto at the outset and fawning over Sasuke as he committed war crimes.
Lusting over Sasuke and not the self-insert is not "countless reasons".
Ha! That's but a mere drop in the bucket, Anon. I'm just gonna ramble a bit, since I've been a Sakura hater for some time now.
>First impression was she was a know-it-all Sasuke fangirl who was incredibly cold to Naruto
>Throughout the first part, almost never fought, nor won a fight
>She's the main heroine but has no historic relevance to the overarching series
>the Haruno are a clan of nobodies, starts the series with no signature technique, you could argue that literally any other female from Part 1 had more going on for her, even Tenten
>Often a damsel in distress
>Design is a solid 6/10, if her hair weren't pink, she'd look like a background character
>Obsessing over Sasuke was her main character trait for a good part of the series
>Childhood crush turned into weird obsession
>Her obsession with Sasuke put her life, her teammate's lives, and the entire village at risk multiple times
>After timeskip, still no cool techniques, just unga bunga, which is better than nothing...
>Has the GALL to claim she's caught up with Naruto and Sasuke just because she learned 100 Healing Seal whatever the frick
>Her signature summon is a fricking slug
>Confesses to Naruto in an attempt to manipulate him knowing full well if he'd gone through with it, she'd be miserable
>One good fight in the whole series vs Sasori and his puppets
I think that's about everything. I know a large part of this is that Kishi literally couldn't write a competent woman to save his life, but at the end of the day, THIS IS Sakura.
the funniest part is that for her "best fight" she needed a granny to have a hand shoved up her ass to puppeteer her to victory
but to be fair it's not like any female character in this shitty manga has much more going on
>it's not like any female character in this shitty manga has much more going on
Tsunade is pretty impressive, all memes aside.
>Revolutionized the Shinobi team composition
>Created the backbone of the world's medical system
>Nigh-immortal, with wolverine tier regeneration
>Super strength that allows her to bust mountains, lift skyscraper sized swords, and bust through susanoo
>A boss summon with insane healing capabilities and the ability to tank city destroying techniques such as Shinra Tensei
The issue with Tsunade, was that Kishi off-screened all of her impressive feats.
Kushina is also pretty impressive. On the brink of death she held back the Kyuubi with her chakra chains, which puts her at high kage tier, since all of Konoha (with Hiruzen leading them) couldn't acomplish this before Minato arrived hold the Kyuubi back.
It's crazy how Tsunade is probably the only decently written female in the whole series. She had a very solid backstory, her unga bunga gimmick was at least unique, she had a refreshing attitude that was spunky and confrontational with a simple yet distinct design, and mellowed out after going through her little "finding yourself" arc with Naruto, had EXTRA tragedy in her life when she finally decided to jump Jiraya's bones and he fricking died the very next mission he went on. And had to be the Kage during the Pain Invasion AND Madara fight.
And how to they reward her? BY TAKING HER FRICKING breasts AWAY. God, Boruto is like a fricking rot.
Her breasts were fake
They were real, she just needed chakra to maintain them along with looking youthful. But I guess the fricking e-girlgay who's drawing the Boruto manga couldn't allow that, since her breasts are gone AND Hinata's. And they even fricked over Mizukage and turned her into a filthy fricking oba-chan who gets to die alone, even though she was easily the second hottest if not the hottest girl in the series.
>They were real, she just needed chakra to maintain them along with looking youthful.
Thats the opposite of having real breasts
> And they even fricked over Mizukage and turned her into a filthy fricking oba-chan who gets to die alone
Everyone saw that coming, she was too much of a b***h
>They were real
They were not that huge when she was younger. They were 100% fake like her appearance.
shes getting too old to keep her breasts, they werent real to begin with
>Coomer trying to make the worst Hokage under Hiruzen sound complex.
Just say you fap to her and leave it that. No need to try to explain this other bullshit.
trying to make the worst Hokage under Hiruzen sound complex.
Hiruzen was a far worse hokage than Tsunade, though.
Under Hiruzen's watch:
>The Uchiha Clan were massacred. Hiruzen did nothing to stop the primary instigator who made peace impossible (Danzo)
>The Hygua-Kumo affair, wherein a Kumo nin came into the village and attempted to kidnap Hinata. Her father protected her by killing the kidnapper. Hiruzen responded by sacrificing a Hinata's uncle to Kumo, even though Kumo was 100% in the wrong
>Hiruzen allowed Orochimaru, the human experimenting, child murdering, unit 741 tier monster to escape
>Hiruzen allowed Danzo to get away with attempting to assassinate him
>Hiruzen did nothing as the Uchiha were moved to the ghetto and spied on by Danzo
>Hiruzen allowed Sasuke to grow up in his home. The same home where his family and the other fricking hundred uchiha were murdered
>Hiruzen let Naruto, a CHILD, raise himself
>Hiruzen allowed Konoha to psychologically, verbally, and mentally abuse Naruto
>Hiruzen allowed his two best ninja (Jiraya and Tsunade) to go AWOL
>Hiruzen was a far worse hokage than Tsunade, though.
That's why I said UNDER Hiruzen.
You'd know both Sakura and Chiyo relied on each other to fight Sasori, you dishonest speedreader.
Chiyo carried the fight
Chiyo would've died if it wasn't for Sakura and the same would've happened to Sakura without Chiyo. Stop speedreading or actually read the material instead of repeating what some dishonest homosexual says.
The amount of times Chiyo has to save Sakura is much more than the times chiyo needed help lmao. Sakura wouldve never even gotten past Sasoris first puppet ffs
Read the fricking material before you mouth off, you fricking moron.
>cant do anything but cry about his favorite character being shit
I accept your concession
She wasnt quite S tier rank during the Sasori fight yet
Literally just read the source material, toddler.
Source material shows Sakura was carried by chiyo. Sakura couldnt even dodge iron sand own her own lmao
>Source material shows Sakura was carried by chiyo.
Which didn't happen. Try again.
Sakura is still an S tier shinobi, and the strongest Kunochi of her generation. She arguably even surpassed Tsunade by the War Arc in healing, ninjutsu, and taijutsu
>Nitpicking.
Wow.
Please, hype Sakura up, or refute a point I made. I could use a laugh.
Like I'm gonna bother with some smug c**t who's not even gonna argue in good faith and will just deflect because he's dead set on "Sakura is the suck!" no matter how much he's refuted. I already dealt with your types.
Listen, hate's a strong word. At this point, I guess it would be more apt to say I don't care for her. I'm not saying she's HORRIBLE, but she didn't earn the reputation she has because a large part of the fanbase decided to hate her on a whim. I'm sure she's better now, but you couldn't pay me to watch Boruto.
If you like her, that's your prerogative.
Got it, I'll accept your concession.
Hinata would look like a background character if it weren't for her fish eyes.
humongo oingo boingo
Hagoromo's brother got all the good genes, i see
She's just the best girl.
>goes on a fifty minute unprompted rant about how much she hates orphans and why she thinks they deserve to be alone
This didn't endear her to you?
What was Kishimoto thinking?
How would a bratty brat child behave
>Sasuke tries to interject multiple times and she just talks over him
>Tells Naruto to his face that he needs to khs so there would be less orphans polluting planet.
>"They're just like homeless people, but kids."
So? Orphans become criminals more often than ordinary people. Where I come from, they end up either in prison or with drugs. Sakura is absolutely right
Even if she is right she should probably no better than to go on making fun orphans while talking to another orphan who she has a crush on.
>missing the part where she backs down like the shit she is when she learns Sasuke's an orphan
How did she not already know? Never ask herself what happened to all the other Uchiha?
Damn brat! Needs forbidden jutsu correction!
The problem is there are 2 completely different Sakuras now, Haruno Sakura is a useless girl that only caused problems around Shippuden, and then there is Uchiha Sakura, which easily became best girl after becoming a badass mother with a teenager heart
Wut dis?
Kishimoto will write a new story for the top ranking character on the polls as part of the series's 20th anniversary celebration.
this porn ratings or something?
Kishimoto made a global poll, and the winner of the poll well get a one-shot manga written about them. For some reason, people really want more Sakura content...
Do all three of them get a short story or just Minato? Also how the frick did Sakura make it into the top three? How did she even make the top fifty?
bots and fanboys
Itachi would win against Goku.
so didnt naruto end with naruto and sasuke being reincarnations of buddhist gods or something
what the frick happens in boruto then?
I have had it explained to me as ninjas vs aliens before
>what the frick happens in boruto then?
It expands on the whole alien shit with some scientific stuff mixed in
KATON
GOUKA MEKKYAKU
KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU
AMATERASU!
Huh. Funny that I find this thread now. I was just working on a Kaguya art piece, but I've been putting it off again and again.
I should work on it tonight...
She wasn't THAT bad, ya know. I won't defend Boruto making the Ayylmao clan the main villains. That shit is bad.
Quite the opposite, she was terrible but Boruto fixed that
How so?
BANKAI
Reminder that we never saw Ichigo's true Bankai ability
We might, now that the anime returned and is poised to address all the shittiness of the Thousand Year Blood War.
Won't matter unless it fixes those godawful end pairings.
as if that was the arc's, much less bleach's, biggest problem
Well it was certainly one of the major ones.
No.
Not all men and women that are good friends must end up in marrying each other. Sometimes friends just stay friends.
You lost, get over it.
I don't even give a shit about Bleach, but I can tell Ichigo and Orihime have no chemistry at all. In comparison, this one scene makes Naruto ending up with Hinata more believable than any outcome in Bleach
fk ichigo could end up with that tomboy friend he had and it would have been better than orihime
Himawari is best.
For me it's Clash of Ninja Sasuke's IT'S OVER
Kaguya is everyone's mommy.
We're there any good Naruto games on DS?
Path of the Ninja
Ninja Destiny 2 just for main menu theme alone.
Gonna watc the sasuke and danzo fight again
naruto-arena.net
AMATERASU
Will we ever have CC2 making Boruto story?
absolutely the funniest moment due to kakashi standing back, letting it happen then blocking yamato from interrupting when naruto told her to shut the frick up
The page where Naruto shuts her down had to put every NaruSaku fan on suicide watch.
Or homicide watch, really.
i will never understand shipgays
this was the narusakugays got btfo so hard that their seethe became part of the fabric of the internet itself.
every single booru and hentai site out there with a naruto tag has half of it filled with raikage/hinata cuck art due to the flood of obliterated hemorrhoid blood.
Not really. That manga panel is even in a Narusaku's 200+ pages of cope about all of the romantic builup between Naruto and Sakura.
http://www.narusaku.com/index.php?showtopic=12836&st=0&#entry449666
If you want a good laugh. For context, this was before the end of the manga confirmed NarutoxHinata.
to think there are still people coping from this chapter after all these years will never not be funny!
Sai, Kakashi and fricking Yamato all taking narutos side in this was based.
>Misinterpreting to scene to make it sound more malicious than it is.
Why are Anti-Sakuragays like this?
Like, seriously, the actual context is Naruto getting upset over saying she doesn't care about Sasuke anymore and loves him instead and Naruto thinks about to all the times about her crying and worrying about Sasuke and he outright tells her "You're lying."
But homosexuals post it and make these very dishonest comments about it being a "take that" moment from Naruto telling her to frick off. That's not what happens if you actually read everything before then.
And then they say this shit about how the other characters somehow clapping at Naruto for "dissing" Sakura. Like, what?
Sasuke wasn't there so Kakashi couldn't give a shit about what's going on
Was Yamato about to slap her shit or something?
Yes. People shit out on boy Yamato but he's always on thot patrol.
>yamato gets put in charge of surveilling orochimaru in boruto
what the frick is yamato supposed to do against orochimaru
Snake venom can't melt wood beams.
No but they can coil easily around them and strangle someone. Also orochimaru can summon dead homies who can probably melt them.
The problem is, Uchiha were kinda known for their fire jutsu. Still got BTFO'd by the Senju. Don't think too hard about it, just accept that Yamato mogs Orochimaru even in the "I want to live forever" field.
bruh
>let him cook
Yamato's heart was in the right place but Kakashi was right. Naruto was such a simp he needed to see with his own eyes what a stupid b***h Sakura was to break free.
this homie couldnt go two seconds without running out of chakra
rereading early naruto is so eerie
I don't think I know any other serie that betrayed its own premise quite as thoroughly as it did, it's like an entirely different manga
what betrayal?
the fricked upness of the shinobi world is showcased in every arc
we went from cold war magical spies to kaiju battles in the span of little more than 120 chapters, and it kept getting worse from there
It was always that, do you forget kakashi vs the Zabuza.
Did itachi have 1 or 2 eyes when he did that? Because even blind you can do it but you still need both mango sharigans.
if you don't see the difference between kakashi using a magical water canon and jiraya summoning a frog the size of a skyscraper and the later invalidating most of the established scope I have nothing more to say
gaara turning into a kaiju was around 120 chapters in, like I said
before that he was just a dude with a really unique technique
>if you don't see the difference between kakashi using a magical water canon and jiraya summoning a frog the size of a skyscraper and the later invalidating most of the established scope I have nothing more to say
anon, i...
But the fact that the tailed beasts were Kaiju was embedded since the fricking pilot chapter.
Zabuza vs Kakashi was way more low key than basically any of the major later battles.
From there very beginning, we saw Kakashi make water dragons and great giant frickoff tidal waves.
pretty sure the idea of kaiju ninjas were implanted the moment gaara appeared
You know, I never got the hate towards "Talk No Jutsu" in the series.
When you look at the series' antagonists as a whole, the fact that they could be talked into giving up just shows that there's some character or logic behind their actions and that Naruto is a person who empathizes with the suffering of others given what he went through as a child.
And it's not as if he just goes "This isn't you!" and they cave, he still has to beat them into submission to the point where they either agree or die. And it doesn't work on everyone. The Sound 4 and Kidomaru didn't get talked down. Kazuku didn't get talked down. Madara didn't get talked down. He got fricked over by Kaguya at the peak of his plan.
Also that glasses wearing white haired guy who fricked with corpses and dick rode Orochimaru. He didn't get talked down. He basically got mindbroken.
This is the weirdest thing. People complain about Naruto being a shounen when sitting down and talking shit out isn't something I see done in other series at all. While complaining about them not being edgy child soldiers, it showcases the effects of them being edgy child soldiers and having to overcome it.
It's basically looking down on a thing for being childish in a childish way because you don't grasp the maturity that's actually there.
I don't mind it, but I felt the entire talk with Nagato was pretty weak.
He didn't have an answer to Nagato but Nagato knew he was in the wrong after that conversation. Naruto's solution to hate in forgiving Sasuke to the point of being willing to die to cleanse him from it, while kind of batshit crazy, is the solution Nagato was looking for.
The reason why Naruto had no answer was because Kishi himself couldn't think up an answer. I remember reading that he kept himself up at night over how he couldn't refute Pain until he decided that there was no answer he could actually give.
Literally mindbroken by his own antagonist.
Pain's solution could've worked for a while, but it was a shitty long-term solution at best.
Pain was aware of this which is why you keep reapplying the pain when people start forgetting. I don't recall if he planned to become immortal to reapply the pain like Sasuke's plan was or if he was just trusting future generations to do it.
the rinnegan doesn't make you immortal though
>he kept himself up at night over how he couldn't refute Pain
You really can't. Naruto's universe literally bends the knee to compensate for Naruto's unique brand of moronation.
pain is piss easy to refute if you're not a failure as an adult so I guess that says a lot about kishimoto
Refute it, anon. What is your plan to bring peace to the world?
I don't have that ambition in the first place and i don't pretend to have a magical solution to hold the entire world at eternal gunpoint and how it'll absolutely bring peace, which is moronic on every level. You can't cage the world in amber. Things will change and the balances will tip, eventually, and then war will happen in some form or another. And if it's not open conflict, it'll be competition for resources in some other way, like economical war. At the end of the day, it's absurd to say you can freeze something that is constantly in shift.
So essentially you can't refute Pain. You've literally just explained what the problem everyone is trying to fix and used that as an excuse not to answer the question you said "is piss easy to refute if you're not a failure as an adult"
I just did. Did you not read ? His actions will not bring about the outcome he desires. That's all the refutation that's needed. His plan is stupid, cannot and will not work.
If mutually assured destruction was enough to get people to stop warring and conspiring against one another the cold war wouldn't have happened.
Pain's plan isn't mutually assured destruction. It's threatening the world with a large enough nuke that people will remember the pain and avoid hurting each-other from the fear of being wiped off the map.
Deterrent is actually the most viable method to peace and I think you think Pain's understanding of peace was "Everyone lives in a happy utopia where no-one ever gets hurts" rather than the practical "No-one will become ninja because no-one is fighting."
Within the context of what you are both bringing to the table, Pain is the only one with an actual proactive solution to even a surface level peace.
Surely you must be able to find a better answer to stopping war, right? It's all well and good to say "He's wrong because he's wrong" but if you can't provide a better option then you're equally as moronic as he is.
>Deterrent is actually the most viable method to peace
Determent has never fricking worked in the history of forever, and if the modern history of war and it's transmutations has taught us anything is that overwhelming force does precisely jack shit to pacify an area, as guerilla warfare is permanently sustained by the frustrations of people that feel occupied by a foreign power. Your magical nuke kaiju will do precisely jack shit against people strapping bombs to cars or children.
>"No-one will become ninja because no-one is fighting."
That's a fricking laugh and a half since ninjas are PRECISELY the kind of military operatives that would invaluable in this kind of situation for covert operations and discrete actions.
>Pain is the only one with an actual proactive solution to even a surface level peace
I still fail to see why I have to provide an eternal solution to war to point out Pain's plan is fricking stupid.
>fanart
lol
lmao
Ok, what about...THIS!
do you want me to pull out the naruhina archive
was this guy worried his mom would yell at him for typing bra, what the frick
Fic writers can be an eccentric lot.
The entire scene all but outright says they had sex. It's very teasing and playful about it because they're barely teens, and I'm pretty sure the author intended for it to be more of a frick up rather than romantic considering what's happening.
also this
I PM'd the author and he actually felt very uncomfortable about the situation. It actually flew over my head but Hinata was using sex to try and convince Naruto to stay in konoha.
Who knows what sort of shit internet filters do. I don't even want to think how obnoxious modern-day child locks are for the internet.
>tfw recalling all those wasted years theorycrafting on the naruto boards
they were reincarnations all along!
I wish they'd make another rpg or hack and slash game. I really liked Master mode in UN4.
someone post that seal sharingan meme
The real winner of the Narutobowl
Ck2 breeding champ here.
Is that Hinata's dad? Did he ever stop putting brain breaking slave tats on his extended family?
Why should he? It's worked so far.
if anything, the fact that neji died like a b***h and hinata married the fricking hokage proved him right
Nope. He like Orochimaru got away with everything. The Hyuga still have a caste system where the branch members are expected to serve and die for the main branch. And the main branch STILL gets to brand the secondary branch with slave tats
https://imgur.com/a/gc6Cc
FRICKING BASED!!!!!!!!
https://imgur.com/gallery/XcMWY
NARUSAKUKEKS STILL ON SUICIDE WATCH!
my eyes are open now. Everything was just 10 billion iq ck2 eugenics again
I want to play as Isshiki
TODAY I WILL FRICKING REMIND THEM (SAKURAgayS)
https://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4#0
>over 600 images
holy frick
Why do you morons pretend to be surprised when you've obviously seen it before?
what the frick
the sheer dedication it must have taken to compile all this is ludicrous. I reckon anon was powered by his pure elation of shipgay tears. God bless you anon should you still be walking this Earth. Saved.
It's honestly fricking insane that Sasuke and Sakura become loving husband and wife with cute children not too long after Sasuke attempts to murder Sakura without hesitation.
the uchiha aren't bad, they just only had bad owners so far
all they need is love and care and they'll stop eating babies
>they aren't bad they're just always bad
never trust an eye Black person
>look he's smiling 🙂
My King
Got dead Uchihas in my dead Uchiha storage.
ultra racist tobirama may be the best meme
>ultra racist tobirama
>meme
?????
I meant more racist than he was in the original
he basically calls the uchihas Black folk when hes revived by Orochimaru for the second time and segregated them when he was alive, hows that meme any more racist than what he was actually like?
yeah, but he didn't go "kill them all" there.... probably because Itachi already did his work?
he wanted them all dead when they were at war and if it wasnt for hashirama keeping him in check the leaf village wouldnt have had any living uchiha there to begin with
In any case, he was right.
Uchiha is literally a woman's clan, ruled by emotions and can literally throw world-ending tantrums
>meme
lol
lmao
hitler hating israelites was also a meme
question to powerlevel wankers
How high are these two's power potential?
Literal walking gods.
Himawari might unironically be the strongest character in the series, since the current strongest character is intimidated by her mere presence.
I thought he was just in love with her.
i'm gonna be pissed if himawari doesn't figure out a way to create a rasenrotation.
maybe she could even create a rasenrotation shuriken.
Why didn't the uchiha just eyeball Itachi? There was hundreds of them, and only one of him, and these are the people supposedly in charge of law and order in a village full of people with both jutsu and eyeballs perfected in their families for generations
Early on, things make sense, but things like this where you just have to accept that it's happening, are really no fun at all.
hack writing
Shibai >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> isshiki >>>>>>> BM Naruto >>> Daemon >>> Eida >>>>> Code >>> Kawaki >> Boruto >>> Momoshiki > Sasuke
Boruto was a mistake. And I refuse to acknowledge it's existence. It's done nothing but rape the lore, shit upon the legacy characters, and push the powerlevels toward dragonball tier levels of homosexualry.
It baffles my fricking mind that Kishi made a fricking sequel about the worst part of Naruto (the Sage of Six path and Kaguya bullshit)
>It's done nothing but rape the lore, shit upon the legacy characters, and push the powerlevels toward dragonball tier levels of homosexualry.
Kino
>It's done nothing but rape the lore, shit upon the legacy characters, and push the powerlevels toward dragonball tier levels of homosexualry.
Sounds like Shippuden, but it's okay when it does it.
Anyway, you're just a nobody b***hing about typical stuff that happens in shounen and trying to slam Naruto like it needs to have higher standards even though it never promised you jack and shit. Just frick off. Go read an actual novel.
>but it's okay when it does it.
Yes. Nothing in Shippuden is as bad as the literal flying aliens with dimensional warping powers, who move from planet to planet like saiyans from dragon ball z.
And I don't see the problem other than your moronic headcanon for the series being destroyed.
>i don't see the problem with literal aliens with dragon ball tier powerlevels and x-men tier haxxs in a show about "ninjas"
Naruto hasn't been about ninjas since the Chunin Exams. You had the start of the series introduce a fricking demon that almost destroyed the village.
So far as I know, Kishi basically bequeathed Boruto to an understudy of his while he went to work on a new project called Samurai 9 (it bombed completely)
He would only poke and prod the story while the understudy took the helm, but after his new work failed, he's come back to be more hands on. Even though I see a lot of Boruto slander online, I have no idea how well it's actually doing.
Name a better female character in the series. She's practically uncontested. Say you don't like her if you want, she's still top 3 female characters in the series, if not the best.
Mei
jobber her gag makes no sense. how the frick does no one in kiri want to frick her when she looks like THAT
Anon she's like 28 maybe even 30 years old. She's ancient, decrepit. Might as well frick a mummy at that point.
>Anon she's like 28 maybe even 30 years old
that's not even that old, bro.
That was the joke bro.
THIS
are all men in her village gays?
God she’s hot.
I'm disappointed that her successor didn't marry or dick her down
>her gag makes no sense
her gag is that shes basically the modern woman, too picky/bitchy and ends up being alone and fat
The acid spit comes to mind.
>Name a better female character in the series. She's practically uncontested. Say you don't like her if you want, she's still top 3 female characters in the series, if not the best.
Lol, yeah, whatever say, coomerman.
simple as. all next gen anime are just cashcows with no goal or real story to tell. It is simply riding the coattails of the main series & exists only to milk more cash out of the IP. This is why anything that takes place after DBZ, Shippuuden, Bleach is irrefutably non canon.
>walks around town in fishnets
why is this aloud
It's actually pretty silent
The Architect can't keep getting away with this bros
lol
same fic posted earlier has kid naruto fondle her breasts
ayy
i also like him beating the shit out of the raikage
What's the sauce friend
Biting the Fox That Guards You
>inb4 shill
Two months and it has over 400 followers. That shit's insane for modern FF
Thanks for the quick reply
Back into the abyss of Naruto fanfics I go
better than that reincarnation and princess whirlpool shit
Huh, weird that it's made by the same guy that made a new vegas fanfic that was recommended to me on /tg/
Small world
For real?
The comparison's kind of sad.
It's not very good, it's an edgy post-legion ending. It was sold to me as "the only non-homosexual legion fic", and instead veers into polygamy with degenerate women and gruesome murder with an uninteresting main character
Still, I'll read his other fic, why not
>edgy post-legion ending
isn't that the point of the legion?
>degenerate women
you're just describing women
Pretty sure that's chainmail. I know it's stupid.
Isshiki/Jigen raping Naruto and Sasuke is the most based shit that ever happened in the series.
Hope a Storm game based on Boruto will do it justice.
*blocks your fricking path*
Holy soul
If by "based" you mean "one of several nails in the series' coffin" then yeah, ultra based.
cope narutard
>Implying I care anymore
Naruto ended almost 8 years ago. By the time Boruto is over, everyone will treat it like Dragon Ball GT.
Non-canon.
>people saying kakashi isn’t strong after he lost the sharingan and chidori
Purple lightning the jutsu he creates to replace chidori alone makes him op, the man can literally shoot lightning bolts any direction from his body
I have no idea how Purple Lightning and Chidori are different. The way I see it, flashing purple is worse for your vision.
chidori gave kakashi tunnel vision and needed the sharingan to fix that (which also made his chakra levels shittier) and its melee range only. purple lightning can be shot out easily
Do hispanics really?
>MFW Ultimate Ninja Storm 2 had Naruto beat the shit out of Sasuke instead of being a passive homosexual like in the manga/anime
I enjoyed the frick out of that. Should've happened in canon.
So fricking good
>You know, Sasuke, you and I... Our roles could've been reversed.
The launcher of a thousand shitty fanfics.
There's at least one good one.
Jesus this looks really bad on Sasuke's part.
>Supposed to show off all the new things he learned under orochimaru
>He's absolutely unable to touch Naruto
>Naruto shits on his chidori stream with clones and punches the shit out of him
>Gets serious and activates the Sharingan but still can't touch Naruto
>Shoots a massive fireball but Naruto dismisses it with just a yell
>Challenges Naruto's Giant Rasengan and gets blown out HARD
reminder that Sasugay's descent into ultra edgelord emo was partially caused by him seeing Naruto surpass him in real time. Before their last fight he never got over the fact that the dude he had looked down on was actually stronger than him without having to be molested by some snake fricker.
Also in terms of looking bad their final fight is even worse on him considering how much of a huge advantage Sasuke had and he not only lost, but Naruto managed to make it end in such a way that Sasugay had no choice but to stop being an edgelord, he was outclassed hard.
I feel bad for Sausgay
unironically masterpiece storytelling about abuse and insanity
brettygood
>Also in terms of looking bad their final fight is even worse on him considering how much of a huge advantage Sasuke had and he not only lost, but Naruto managed to make it end in such a way that Sasugay had no choice but to stop being an edgelord, he was outclassed hard.
This used to live in my head back when my Naruto moronation was at it's peak.
>series is about ninjas
>ends with 2 giant energy gundams fighting each other
my favorite is the energy gundam fighting the wooden gundam
even normies came to dislike what Naruto became @ the end. the only part of Naruto v Sasuke anyone likes is the last bit where they brutalize each other hand to hand.
>Also in terms of looking bad their final fight is even worse on him considering how much of a huge advantage Sasuke had and he not only lost, but Naruto managed to make it end in such a way that Sasugay had no choice but to stop being an edgelord, he was outclassed hard.
cool head canon
It's not headcanon moronbro. Sasuke had the chakra of EIGHT tailed beasts and half of kurama ontop of the rinnegan and EMS. Naruto only had half of kurama and sage mode in comparison. So the odds were hilariously stacked in Sasuke's favor
it's funny I already knew what moronic and wrong thing you were going to say before you said it
You literally can't refute what I said so you're resorting to insults in broken english. It's quite sad.
there's no need to refute it, it's blatantly wrong and something only dumb speedreaders say
>broken English
point out where, my post is fine (unlike yours) dumb ESL homosexual you have no argument so you try to deflect, meanwhile you're too dumb to even capitalize a proper noun while trying to win points with 'muh broken English'
>point out where, my post
Before we start, start, I'd like to point out that you're missing a noun here. Ontop the show:
>it's funny I already knew
Run on. This is two independent clauses mixed together without proper punctuation
>I already knew what moronic and wrong thing you were
Were is plural, thing is singular.
>it's blatantly wrong
It's not. See pic related: Sasuke lifts up all 8 tailed beasts, and he absorbs their chakra
>tales him 10 minutes to look up shit to knitpick
>comes back with moronic pedantry about high level grammar in an informal post
>hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr durrrr broken English
>while you don't even capitalize proper nouns
you are genuinely moronic
run along Hispanic monkey
him 10 minutes to look up shit to knitpick
It's all true. Your prose is flawed and riddled with errors. I simply pointed it out. I wasn't serious in my posts earlier because I was phone posting, hence why I didn't capitalize Kurama.
And nice attempt at deflection. You fot BTFO, so in attempt to save face, you've tried to shift the discussion towards my posting speed and your (lack) of grammar skills that I simply pointed out
>Your prose
lmao it's a Ganker post not a poem
you are so embarrassingly dumb
didn't read the rest of your "prose" either anon
take another 5 minutes to compose a cringe reply please
>lmao it's a Ganker post not a poem
>you are so embarrassingly dumb
>didn't read the rest of your "prose" either anon
Lmao, it's a Ganker post, not a poem.
You are so embarrassingly dumb, that I didn't read the rest of your "prose" either, anon.
ftfy
>take another 5 minutes
I'm phoneposting, so of course it'll take me a second to reply.
>lmao it's a Ganker post not a poem
Top kek, I love reading morons debate power levels.
>Kyuubi absorbing nature chakra for 30s is equal to the chakra of all 8 tailed beasts and his other half
>this means Sasuke is the OP one
TIL, thanks reddit!
It's funny because Sauce gets direct hits in but the 6 paths sage mode is so broken it just eats a Chidori and then Susano'o hits like it's nothing, pic related.
that's not even the dumbest part of the fight, it's just a million asspulls and convenient idiocy so nurutu can win
Yes. Completely and Unironically. You jest, but that is the correct take for this situation. Naruto and Sauske both fought until they were completely out of chakra. This means that Sasukd had an innate advantage in the fight considering he drew up the chakra of 8 and 1/2 of the tailed beasts
It's sage chakra, I ain't gotta explain shit.
He unironically did nothing wrong
it's a complete asspull wanking nurutu while breaking all of the established logic of the universe
See, the problem is stacking tailed beasts is additive. Nature Chakra is multiplicative.
Sasuke never stood a chance.
i've read lots of explanations for this but that has to be the dumbest
personally prefer the line of thinking that the tailed beasts more mostly exhausted from being used in the war so there wasn't that much chakra to take
it still doesn't explain why Sasuke a moron and doesn't use his chakra drain until the very end or wastes every teleport when if he used it with the arrow it's a guaranteed unavoidable kill, he could literally swap places with the powered up rasengan/beastbomb coming at him and make it impossible to lose
it's just bad writing
The war arc is a giant clusterfrick
Christ don't remind me, killing off Madara unironically doomed this series to a mediocre finish.
Well, how else do you explain the huge difference in performance between Jiraiya vs Naruto against the same opponent, both using Sage mode?
he was bad at sage mode and the plot needed him to win, Naruto is good at sage mode and the plot says he wins so the rules get re-written in the last 3 chapters
the plot needed him to lose*
for Jiraiya of course
well this thread looks dead so I'll just leave it as none of it matters anyway as they'd all lose to the solo king in his prime, pic related
was it true the last thing he said to all the children was gg no re?
>>Gets serious and activates the Sharingan but still can't touch Naruto
the funny part is Naruto wasn't even serious at that point in the fight yet. He hadn't activated sage mode or tailed beasts mode, and yet he was whippinf Sasuke's ass
>BREHS
You get one Jutsu to use here in the human world as many times as you please, what is it? No infinite dream though.
Orochimaru's body snatching jutsu.
Shadow Clone Jutsu. While I'm not Naruto, so I probably couldn't handle more than 1-2 clones, that's still more than enough to more than double or even triple by productivity.
I can send a clone to go to work in my stead.
Whatever I study will be learned 2-3x as fast.
If I ever get into a life or death fight, I can instantly turn it into a 2v1 or 3v1.
>sakura is wea-
k. She had to be saved literally seconds later by Sasuke lmao
Cope
Shin is cool
>people still like and regularly discuss Naruto, even outside of Ganker
>barely anyone gives a shit about Boruto, and the few who do only want closure for a series way past its prime
What a worthless sequel. It's not even bad in an entertaining way. It's just boring and soulless. It would've been better if NaruSaku happened.
I don't know about that spoiler, but yeah, after Boruto's movie, I was content to say "Well, that wasn't bad"
But it just keeps going and going. And if the whole idea is "Naruto started with nothing and gained everything in a classic Hero's Journey, so Boruto will start with everything and lose it all in a tragic hero's tale" idea is true, that means that more or less everything from the Naruto series has to be fricked over to complete Boruto's narrative. Literally crashing this franchise with no survivors.
>It would've been better if NaruSaku happened.
Incorrect. It would've been better if the sequel was about Naruto actually trying to tackle the issues of the shinobi world as the "child of destiny".
What was Naruto's answer to Pain?
What of his promise to Pain to protect the Rain Village and all of the other minor villages from the superpowers like Konoha?
What of the Branch seal in the Hygua Clan?
What of the child soldiers?
The shinobi system, itself, which is literally just morally bankrupt mercenaries for hire?
It would've been absolutely kino for Naruto to try and tackle these complex issues that plague his world. Issues that can't be solved simply by punching the enemy or making a bigger rasengan. IMAGINE a sequel with multiple land of the wave esque arcs that tackle the cold, hard reality world of Naruto.
>Ctrl+F
>"gateway"
>0 results
>any variation of "have a nice day narutard"
>0 results
Everyone loves Naruto now
>now
Bro, Naruto was always huge. Even the most popular manga in shonen jump are all ripping off Naruto: JJK, Boku no Hero, Black Clover etc.
I meant everyone on Ganker
My Hero Macadamia is the only one blatantly influenced by Nard and there's a reason why it's worse than the other ones you mentioned.
Gojo is a blatant Kakashi expy, anon.
Gojo:
>White Spiky Hair
>Covers his magical eyes with a cloth
>Teacher and a Warrior
>Famous around the world for his marital prowess
>Acts like a carefree joker, but is actually incredibly introspective, and haunted by a tragic past
>He watches his best friend "die"
>His best friend becomes evil
>establishes skill ceiling with an OP character
>takes the character out of play early on
Meanwhile Kishimoto established Kakashi as a glass cannon during his first fight then made him increasingly more powerful to stay relevant.
Naruto was fine.
Boruto burned everything the original built upon, and I think every media will reject it, even games.
The Boruto DLC for Storm was the fricking worst
Ganker loses again
It's over..
sad that a narushit thread is the best thread on Ganker right now
>when she got knocked out by the prisoners at the Konoha Jail
I wonder what happened next haha
preggo sex obviously
Had a baby which Shikamaru raised
Am I the only one that think that Boroshiki’s horn looks suspicious.
It looks like Shibai’s one.
That means Boruto is some kind of Shibai incarnation.
Would be interesting
I pretty sure everyone here will agree that Sakura is the worst character to ever exist.
>constantly suck Sasuke's dick
>never show support for Naruto until Ino told her to despite them both being on the same team
>even after the time skip, she's constantly thinking about him despite the fact he became the equivalate of FBI most wanted
>jobs constantly despite having superhuman strength
We already moved on from this, Hinatagay (It's obvious you're one).
>defeated sakuragay mentions hinata out of nowhere everytime
rent fricking free
You're the one who started shitting on Sakura completely unprompted, dawg. If that isn't rent free, I don't know what is.
i wasnt the one who posted that rant against her, you dumb Black person
Amado is Kawaki from the future
Kawaki is Amado from the past
I really feel bad for the normal shinobis , they literally don’t matter when they’re literal ants compared to maint the main characters.
Heck, the main villains now can destroy their solar system if they wanted to, what are they gonna do.
play ero games with the cutest civilian girls?
Naruto pretended to not be capeshit just to turn exactly full capeshit at the end.
I wonder how good Storm 5 will turn out.
Will never happen.
Or if it will happen, it will be all about Boruto shit to promote the anime.
I legit would instabuy a fighterZ-style game in the Naruto universe though, as long as it left most of the Boruto trash out
It WILL be Boruto kino
It WILL be arena kino
Idc about generic fighting games
frick your arena trash that nobody plays, DBFZ was peak kino both to play AND watch.
DS anime fighter released and nobody gave a shit
>nobody gives shit
Millions are waiting for storm 5.
Go play your db shit.
2D fighting fit more with that series since it’s literally just wrestling.
Isn't Storm Connections basically Storm 5? It's going to be the final Storm game so I'm wondering how is CC2 gonna outdo Storm 4.
I only got around to jiraiya’s death in Naruto and have been spoiled abouf plenty of the power level bullshit that comes later, but what really shocked me is that Orochimaru is still around and he’s somehow a good guy or something?
Yeah, he's cool.
>he’s somehow a good guy
Not a good guy, just scared shitless so he's inoffensive
>Not a good guy, just scared shitless so he's inoffensive
how the mighty have fallen.
Orochimaru was such a better villain than anything that followed
I liked Shouton girl.
>muh filler
Don't care, she was fricking great.
Also /ss/ mommy.
He was kino. Just turning guys into hermit crab monsters for literally no reason.
Itachi was a cooler villain until they made him the most moronic guy in the series. Pain was pretty good too.
Orochi was much cooler. He became lame because Kishi made him constantly job to Itachi during the start of the Sharingan wank.
I think losing his arms was what made him lame. You pretty much knew he wasn't coming back from that.
>turned into a woman
how is this forbidden? naruto can do that too
>um actchually he de aged
no young kid looks or sounds like that
>how is this forbidden? naruto can do that too
He didn't turn into a woman he outright stole her body.
why would he do that? is he a gay?
It's basically his take on immortality. He wanted to learn as many jutsu as he possibly could without being cucked by aging.
Yes, he tries to manage with sage mode but that can't keep up with the moronic alien USB tattoos.
i see that but why switch with a woman?
He doesn't care about the gender.
he kills&absorbs people to become immortal. It's pretty frickin rad.
orochimaru cares not for petty labels like gay, a body is a body
hes not a good guy exactly but hes kept around in gay baby jail since hes useful
It's the same as how the US treated some of the Nazi scientists. Too important to kill, too dangerous to let go free. He and the Leaf just have a wink wink nudge nudge agreement that they won't come down on him as long as he doesn't do anything too evil, but really they also don't want to stir the bee hive and endure another 3 year search for a homie who knows all the leaf's secrets, has countless bases hidden around the world,, and can body swap to completely change his identity.
Just wanna know when my homie Jir... i mean Kashin Koji will come back.
This fricker definitely survive the fight against Momoshiki.
Memory-holed.
He'll deffo come back.
Kishi won't lose the drama potential of a Naruto-Koji meeting.
why tf are literal children being sent into missions? why is everyone ok with sending children to chunin exams where your likely gonn die?
different societies have different societal norms from your own
>we think its ok to send children to thier death
do bug people really?
how do you think China became the world's factory cumdump & subsequent superpower?
So did they actually kill Kurama for real or was it a Dragon Ball type death where there are no consequences and he comes back?
He's dead.
>Dragon Ball type death where there are no consequences and he comes back
If he's going to come back then he hasn't been brought back yet.
What does Naruto do now then? Job constantly?
He’s not the main character
Jobdara
but why the snek wank?
>t. only just now got to the ep where he is introduced
what a shit fricking franchise
so glad I dropped it shortly after sasugay gets stuck into the gay baby barrel and turns into devil jin, I feel like these were the only good naruto arcs
Isshiki is literally the best villain
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