Kingdom Hearts gives the phrase "bad writing" a whole new meaning.
Kingdom Hearts gives the phrase "bad writing" a whole new meaning.
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ok but I don't remember asking
What do you mean? Can you explain what new meaning
OP probably means it's so bad... it's bad and can't be enjoyed ironically.
That's no way in hell new meaning of writing. Also the funny writing is what people like in the series anyway. Except the boring oc anime parts
When the foundation of your series is taking something that already exists and making it shittier, also adding detail to win a pedantic argument against the player and messing with the timeline and altering lore on the go to appear "smart" when doesn't even count being at a pseud lvl.
>There can only be one Keyblade master!
retarded writing >>>>>> geneneric writing
I'll take kh's story over any ubisoft or any other games like that
It was fine when it was retarded. Now it’s retarded and bad
KH is both retarded and generic, the story falls into every single shonen manga cliche I can think of.
name one other story that falls into every single shonen manga cliche and also has mickey mouse
What value does Mickey Mouse add?
if you had to ask you wouldn't understand
Its the only reason I would choose to play kh over japanese anime game n° 73 or even squaresof FF spinoff n°19 honestly
>mm... omnomnom, I love mouse approved goyslop!
kek why are muttoids like this
We get it, you're a basic bitch with shit taste. It's genuinely funny how you pretend that inclusion of one of most widely known mascots is proof that you're consuming something unique, you wannabe hipster.
Why did they remove the Final Fantasy characters
Why did Final Fantasy characters remove Nomura?
What went wrong with KH3?
-90% of the game is filler
-Terrible conclusion to most storylines
-Main villain is pardoned and also revealed to have been a dindu the whole time
-Inferior music
-Massively worse combat outside of the super bosses from the DLC
-History is not even close to being finished
It's not a bad game but after so many years of waiting it feels like a slap on the face.
>-Massively worse combat outside of the super bosses from the DLC
No.
Every magic spell is now the same homing spell
Disney rides forced on players
Only unlock good combos after one playthrough
Bosses are gimped especially in the keyblade graveyard, undeniable let down
>Disney rides forced on players
Why would you play the game before the Critical patch if you care about combat? KH II is not worth playing on anything below Critical either.
It is still noticeably better, don't get me wrong, but I'll never understand why so many supposed "combat enthusiasts" would ever consider playing Kingdom Hearts on easy and then complain that it's braindead. I've been a fan of the series since the first game and still refused to touch 3 until ReMIND, because I knew it wouldn't be worth my time.
Thats how it was released, i only play crit but thats a legit flaw with the combat, no excuses
Fair enough, I suppose, but then we should all be obliged to shit on KH II's combat at any opportunity because of vanilla KH II. That's how it launched.
>Massively worse combat outside of the super bosses from the DLC
The DLC didn't fix the combat at all. Most of the bosses have the same desperation attack with a different color effect and you still have the shit floaty physics and soras shit moveset.
What saved the combat was modders completely overhauling sora and moving ReMind into the main game ( which is still shit)
I had completely forgotten Kindgom Hearts was on PC, fucking Epic store.
It being on EGS is a good thing. Easy to pirate though I wouldn't recommend anybody waste their time with it
But enough about kh2
>Cutscene starts
>Brain switches off
Have you heard of a company named atlus?
who cares, Barry.
Forespoken is a confirmed flop by SE
yep
its stinky
Why are you still care about this shonen shit if you've clearly outgrown it?
>Kingdom Hearts gives the phrase "bad writing" a whole new meaning.
WHEN I WALK AWAY
The actual problem is that Nomura imports his Kingdom Hearts shit back into Final Fantasy, when it should be the other way.
FF has always been jrpg nonsense.
>I'll dismiss the JRPG genre because my shitty games took a joke premise seriously
This is cope.
KH is tails gets trolled but with millions of dollars, if you can't understand the appeal then you never will.
>KH is tails gets trolled but shit
fixed
>Kingdom Hearts gives the phrase "bad writing" a whole new meaning. Ha, I'm so smart
>what is that new meaning?
>uuuh it's more bad
Be more passively aggressive.