Kingdom Hearts gives the phrase "bad writing" a whole new meaning.

Kingdom Hearts gives the phrase "bad writing" a whole new meaning.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok but I don't remember asking

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean? Can you explain what new meaning

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP probably means it's so bad... it's bad and can't be enjoyed ironically.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's no way in hell new meaning of writing. Also the funny writing is what people like in the series anyway. Except the boring oc anime parts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When the foundation of your series is taking something that already exists and making it shittier, also adding detail to win a pedantic argument against the player and messing with the timeline and altering lore on the go to appear "smart" when doesn't even count being at a pseud lvl.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >There can only be one Keyblade master!

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    moronic writing >>>>>> geneneric writing
    I'll take kh's story over any ubisoft or any other games like that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was fine when it was moronic. Now it’s moronic and bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      KH is both moronic and generic, the story falls into every single shonen manga cliche I can think of.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        name one other story that falls into every single shonen manga cliche and also has mickey mouse

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What value does Mickey Mouse add?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            if you had to ask you wouldn't understand

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Its the only reason I would choose to play kh over japanese anime game n° 73 or even squaresof FF spinoff n°19 honestly

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >mm... omnomnom, I love mouse approved goyslop!
              kek why are muttoids like this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Its the only reason I would choose to play kh over japanese anime game n° 73 or even squaresof FF spinoff n°19 honestly

          We get it, you're a basic b***h with shit taste. It's genuinely funny how you pretend that inclusion of one of most widely known mascots is proof that you're consuming something unique, you wannabe hipster.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they remove the Final Fantasy characters

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did Final Fantasy characters remove Nomura?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong with KH3?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      -90% of the game is filler
      -Terrible conclusion to most storylines
      -Main villain is pardoned and also revealed to have been a dindu the whole time
      -Inferior music
      -Massively worse combat outside of the super bosses from the DLC
      -History is not even close to being finished
      It's not a bad game but after so many years of waiting it feels like a slap on the face.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >-Massively worse combat outside of the super bosses from the DLC
        No.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Every magic spell is now the same homing spell
          Disney rides forced on players
          Only unlock good combos after one playthrough
          Bosses are gimped especially in the keyblade graveyard, undeniable let down

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Disney rides forced on players
            Why would you play the game before the Critical patch if you care about combat? KH II is not worth playing on anything below Critical either.
            It is still noticeably better, don't get me wrong, but I'll never understand why so many supposed "combat enthusiasts" would ever consider playing Kingdom Hearts on easy and then complain that it's braindead. I've been a fan of the series since the first game and still refused to touch 3 until ReMIND, because I knew it wouldn't be worth my time.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Thats how it was released, i only play crit but thats a legit flaw with the combat, no excuses

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough, I suppose, but then we should all be obliged to shit on KH II's combat at any opportunity because of vanilla KH II. That's how it launched.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Massively worse combat outside of the super bosses from the DLC
        The DLC didn't fix the combat at all. Most of the bosses have the same desperation attack with a different color effect and you still have the shit floaty physics and soras shit moveset.
        What saved the combat was modders completely overhauling sora and moving ReMind into the main game ( which is still shit)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I had completely forgotten Kindgom Hearts was on PC, fricking Epic store.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It being on EGS is a good thing. Easy to pirate though I wouldn't recommend anybody waste their time with it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about kh2

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Cutscene starts
    >Brain switches off

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have you heard of a company named atlus?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who cares, Barry.

    Forespoken is a confirmed flop by SE

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yep
    its stinky

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you still care about this shonen shit if you've clearly outgrown it?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Kingdom Hearts gives the phrase "bad writing" a whole new meaning.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN I WALK AWAY

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The actual problem is that Nomura imports his Kingdom Hearts shit back into Final Fantasy, when it should be the other way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FF has always been jrpg nonsense.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll dismiss the JRPG genre because my shitty games took a joke premise seriously
        This is cope.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    KH is tails gets trolled but with millions of dollars, if you can't understand the appeal then you never will.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >KH is tails gets trolled but shit
      fixed

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Kingdom Hearts gives the phrase "bad writing" a whole new meaning. Ha, I'm so smart
    >what is that new meaning?
    >uuuh it's more bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Be more passively aggressive.

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