Kino of the highest order

Kino of the highest order

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This might surprise you, but the 'medieval doofus' look appeals to some people more than the 'generic edgelord middle schooler' look.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >edgelord middle schooler look
        Wat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will not explain myself to people like you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then be quiet, tasteless oblivibabby.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but the 'medieval doofus' look appeals to some people
        Yes, people who grew up with it. Exclusively those people, but nonetheless.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. Played it for the first time last year and I prefer it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Played it for the first time last year
            You're either lying or 12. I don't know which is worse. If it's neither then your opinion really is meaningless.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I accept your concession

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >generic edgelord middle schooler
        But that's based

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skyrim's armor is so fucking try hard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skyrim is such an ugly, colorless piece of garbage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Oblivion isn't ugly at all
        Just look at these character models

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ugly but maximum sovl

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't like the oblivion character models something is wrong with your brain

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bad thing good haha am I right fellow redditors?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's beautiful and timeless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The oblivion armor is actually designed in a way that makes sense. Morrowind and Skyrim sets are costumes; Oblivion is actual armor. It's smooth and all the edges are rounded in order to deflect blows. It has fully segmented joints for articulation and ease of movement. the helmet is rounded so that blows simply glance off it at an angle.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage, broken game
    Posting le chad face further invalidates your shitty opinion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try, the police stopped taking his calls long ago.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always preferred Oblivion with guns.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's obvious the developers didn't playtest the game. the level scaling system is horrible and there is even an NPC in the imperial city which has a voice actor outtake in it's audio

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there is even an NPC in the imperial city which has a voice actor outtake in it's audio
      Link? I vaguely remember something like this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all it takes is simply talking to this NPC in the most major location in the game. which none of the developers did even once

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here's one of many

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even being contrarian, Skyrim sucked so much fucking dick, I still haven't been able to complete that boring ass game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you're definitely being a contrarian

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MUH LEVEL SCALINNGGGGGH AHHHHHHHHHHH I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why are you complaining about this mechanic that fundamentally ruins progression in this RPG
      No anon, YOU are silly

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start a new file
    >go immediately to the imperial city
    >do all the available quest inside the city
    >do the arena but stop before the champion so i can do his quest later
    >go to the aelid ruin outside the prison
    >enemies are damage sponges with enchanted weapons
    stopped playing here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just stop levelling up when you don't need to anymore
      or use mods

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oblivionfags seem to have a few things in common
    >It was their first TES
    >They were in their early teens (possibly younger) when they played it
    >They tried Morrowind once but got filtered by Addamasartus
    >Easily enteratined by bright, oversatured colours (similar to toddlers)
    >Persistent brain damage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>It was their first TES
      >>They were in their early teens (possibly younger) when they played it
      enteratined [sic] by bright, oversatured[sic] colours [sic] (similar to toddlers)
      brain damage
      I like all the Elder Scrolls games, each one has a unique thing going for it (and honestly, 99.999999% of the enjoyment I get is just walking around with Soule's music and seeing stuff) but damn you got me to a near tee. I didn't get filtered by Morrowind however
      Still I like Oblivion the best cause it's got a goofy charm.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been able to finish a single Elder Scrolls because they're all boring & shit. ESPECIALLY Morrowind, or whatever your favourite Elder Scrolls is. That one ESPECIALLY.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even naysayers cant deny it has the best Quests out of the big 3 games. Especially the Dark Brotherhoods

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised to learn that characters from some games show up in others.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are no good Elder Scrolls games. What went wrong with your life to still be playing this trash?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tranime
      shut up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anime website

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reddit is a much bigger anime webstie than Ganker now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I cant post dicky on reddit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              of course you can, it's just Ganker but you don't get banned for being racist on there

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm permabanned from reddit THOUGH

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elder Scrolls games are just walking simulators with a bunch of unnecessary mechanics. If you attempt to play them for other qualities you fail. If you just walk around and explore stuff you'll get a much better experience.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I not just load up google earth and walk around Japan instead?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anime gif

      opinion discarded

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not liking anime
        Into the trash you go

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fast traveling straight to the quest marker
    >kino
    Nope, try again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could just not fast travel?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You could, unfortunately the questing system is largely designed around the devs expecting you to do so

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would the devs care if you walk or fast travel to simulate walking?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because they implemented fast travel in the first place
            Prime example of this is the Fighter's Guild questline, a lot of which revolves around going between Chorrol and Leyawiin which are across the map from each other

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Source: I made it the fuck up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they literally have horses in the game. When I first played oblivion I didn't even know fast traveling was a thing so I just didn't. I rode a horse everywhere.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They removed every other method of traversal.
        Also walking to quest objectives makes it more noticeable how shit the quests are.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely the best TES game and one of the best RPG's of all time.Only valid criticisms I've ever heard are nitpicks or complaints about the graphics. True but overall inconsequential to the true majesty of TES4: Oblivion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nitpicks
      If complaining about core game mechanics fucking the player over is a nitpick, then you're retarded

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nitpick post
        Thanks for proving the rule

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thinking any Bethesda game is considered "good"
    Every single Bethesda game is adequate at best. Yes, even gay's and their precious Morrowind. Oblivion is probably the one I enjoyed the most because it's fucking funny and janky.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are pretty much the peak of all vidya though?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here's 200 septims, thanks for the laugh.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >popular thing bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oblivion is probably the one I enjoyed the most
      lol
      opinion discarded

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He thinks Elder Scrolls is "good"
        I bet you've never even bothered, out of curiosity, to try Arena, Daggerfall or Battlespire and Redguard. But by all means, keep thinking Morrowind is some incredible gem and how all of their later games are "shit", and "dumb downed", you poser.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't care. You can jerk off to yourself that you played Redguard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These games are garbage, people just like the one they played first the most and think they can recapture that exact feeling in the other titles

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The reality is that Skyrim is better in every single way. It took out a lot of the lame fluffed and boring aspects of oblivion and made a decent RPG combat game. I mean everybody bitched because of the skills they took out but shit like acrobatics and athletics. That was all just fluff that really serve no purpose. A holdover from tabletop RPG games.
    Skyrim sort of represents the next era of RPG games more refined more fine tuned. What little you lose in terms of immersion is made up for by the fact that the game is actually playable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Acrobatics would actually be good for traversal in Skyrim.
      The attributes on the other hand don't matter at all. In Morrowind they had real purpose. Like Strength will affect your damage, while weapon skill affects your accuracy. Agility affects your evasion.
      In Oblivion Strength and weapon skill both just add to damage. So Skyrim only having weapon skill doesn't really change much. Oblivion Agility is just Strength but for bows, and a minor (hardly noticeable) reduction to getting staggered.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do *lves cope?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont like how Ganker is turning into a place for mediocre "content creators" to shill their trash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >upset over nord gem
        Merchud

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Play game
    >"yeah im having le fun and-"
    >Enter new dimension that I need to complete in order to have fun again
    >delete the game
    My experience with this game.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I buy Morrowind and try it out, friends? I'm 29, don't enjoy video-games and would rather spend time with my cat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, just enjoy your cat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      train your cat to play morrowind for treats

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll see if he can be arsed

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU ARE THE DRAGONPORN

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hmm i want to play as a wizard
    >which skills would i need the least?
    >Lets spec into those obviously!
    Obliviontards, beyond broken game

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim was better.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FIERSOME THAN Y-*HAGH!*

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*mogs all Elder Scrolls games*
    nothing personnel, kid

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Behold the armies of cyrodill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're just behind that ridge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fling spells into the battle with reckless abandon
      >SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Downloaded and installed morrowblivion
    >Never played either of these games before
    >Start out in morrowind
    >get nearly half way down and head over to oblivion
    >The game starts and picard is dead
    >I get out of the sewers and have no idea where to go so I head into the first town I see
    >Get bored and stop playing
    >Never launch morrowblivion again
    I legit had no idea what to do or where to go and I had no desire to go or do anything. The only winning move was not to play. Might go back and finish morrowind sometime though, the story was kind of neat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >playing a shitty fangame rather than the actual thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shitty fangame
        it's literally morrowind ported into oblivion, nothing fanmade about it. skywind is going to be more fanmade because they are redoing armor/enemies and adding voice acting

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad the shit level scaling makes the game unfun and no mod seems to fix the issue.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >skyblivion confirmed to be coming out before ES VI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it'll never get finished, no matter how many times they predict a release date

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A classic

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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