Kirby just absorbed you. What powers does he get?

Kirby just absorbed you. What powers does he get?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Le drepression
    Le fat
    Le coom
    Le drunk
    Le reddit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hydration locator:
      >Can always find the exact cupboard/drawyer/etc where the cups are located. EVERY HOUSE, EVERY TIME
      I never asked for this power. It's almost too mich to handle

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Curtain Call". It's a one use copy ability where a stage show begins and shadowy creatures appear out of thin air to begin mauling the enemies. Right before the enemies get attacked, a curtain covers up the entire screen as hand puppets jump out, snickering as sounds of violence behind the curtain can be heard.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Autism

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The power of no sensitivity in your penis from jerking off too much

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He becomes the best damn goat wrangler in the world

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the power to use a chloroform rug on enemies

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the ability to draw cute and funny litle anime girls doing naughty things

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Testicular Pain

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The power to do nothing but jerk off to fetish porn.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that pic
      ___________based

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      slugcat a shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        shit; a slugcat.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    alopecia

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depression

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He loses his ability to fly

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby is a virgin hahahahahahahahahaha
    get fricked you pink Black person

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chronical racism due to browsing /gif/ way too much

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Being a lazy neet

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The power to draw mediocre, niche fetish porn that rakes in cash anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Which kind?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He gains the power of SOLDER. He can spit out solder balls, unleash waves of solder, bash opponents with solder pallets and his movement becomes slippery but produces poisonous flux ground that hurts and slips enemies.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tren rage

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Celiac disease and a fat fetish.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    covid 19 he gets to be weak, full of snot and occasionally throw up.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No AP and a fetish for succ

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOO I FORGOT MY NINTENDO SWITCH!!!

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He can drink a fifth of liquor and still retain most motor functions

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the ability to jerk off to futanari, femboy and straight up male on male porn and still gaslight myself into thinking I'm straight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You are straight, just addicted. 1 year without any (plus getting to cop-a-feel on 2 or 3 dates) would fix your brain.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cownugget.png

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It's-a me, Ma-rrrrmmppphhHHHHH!!

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Explosive diarrhea

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tinnitus

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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