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Kiryubros I don't feel so good...

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What’s wrong with him? Are we even sure this is Kiyru?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It literally said that was Kiryu in the trailer. And look at his fricking hair.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >And look at his fricking hair.
        You deadass mad he bussin hard?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        White hair? Not in a million years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's kenny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, this is Joryu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, you stupid frick. THIS is Joryu. Jesus christ, why are you continuing to spout this stupid lie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/a6udPiV.png

      Kiryubros I don't feel so good...

      I'M NOT KIRYU
      I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER, JORYU

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wait a minute... I KNOW THAT VOICE
        >add sunglasses and flu mask
        YOU'RE SUZUKI TAIGA THE CAB DRIVER

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What should I make my new name?
        >I'll just change Ki to Jo
        It seems in character for Kiryu.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the thing is he actually had a half-decent cover name before and not meme shit
          it's still funny though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HIS NAME IS KILLYOU DONUT STEAL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's undercover don't say his real fricking name you idiot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's Venom Kiryu

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He bussin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >And look at his fricking hair.
      You deadass mad he bussin hard?

      WTF is bussin he looks like a fricking Korean boyband isn't he supposed to be like 60?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You ain’t bussin, baka.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nah, that ain't bussin y'all fr fr no cap

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he looks like a fricking Korean boyband
        He looks like his hair is going gray and its a regular ass fricking haircut what do you mean?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That is not how a Yakuza's hair is supposed to look. Can't really call this game Yakuza 8 when there is no Yakuza in it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Can't really call this game Yakuza 8
            Good thing its not.
            Do you see Yakuza in the title?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes the real Yakuza is the friends you meet along the way.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            well the series is technically called "Like A Dragon" now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >That is not how a Yakuza's hair is supposed to look.
            What the frick is a "Yakuza haircut"?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >regular ass fricking haircut
          His hair has been receding since the third game, how the frick does he now have luscious locks?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >can't figure out how bangs work
            Ngmi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People saying it looks like a Kpop haircut are moronic zoomers who've never seen a old Japanese man in real life.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that John Yakuza!?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that is clearly joryu

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not in a million years

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >change his hair and people stay foaming at the mouth
    Honestly I'm excited to see Ichiban and Kiryu fricking it up in Kamurocho. I want to see a Judgement duet between them.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    J U S T

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where does Judgement and Lost Judgement fit in the Yakuza timeline?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chronologically it goes:
      >Kenzan
      >Ishin
      >0
      >1
      >Majima Saga
      >2
      >3
      >4
      >Black Panther 1
      >Dead Souls
      >Black Panther 2
      >5
      >6
      >Technically Fist of the North Star.
      >Judgment
      >The Man Who Erased His Name
      >7
      >Lost Judgment
      >Kaito Files
      >8

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I will not play all this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you don't have to. some of the stuff he listed like Dead Souls isn't even canon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Majima Saga
        >Black Panther 1
        >Dead Souls
        >Black Panther 2
        >Technically Fist of the North Star.
        >Kaito Files
        never even heard of these

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then hear this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUbJMiy5Ch8

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dead souls
        Y'gotta be shittin' me, it ain't even real
        >black panther
        What's that?
        >the man who erased his name
        Is that some arcade game?
        >Katie files
        Never heard of it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Majima Saga
          >Black Panther 1
          >Dead Souls
          >Black Panther 2
          >Technically Fist of the North Star.
          >Kaito Files
          never even heard of these

          >dead souls
          An fps spinoff, while not technically canon, takes place after 4
          >black panther
          Two Japanese exlusive PSP games
          >the man who erased his name
          It's the companion game to 8 coming out next year to explain what Kiryu was doing between 6 and 7
          >Kaito files
          The DLC to Lost Judgment
          >Fist of the North Star
          A Fist of the North Star licensed game that has some Yakuza cross-over bits

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick? Why?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you lived long enough to see kiryu join a kpop boy band

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it dye or a wig? Surely it's not a wig, it has to be dye. But knowing Yakuza, it could very well be a wig. There'll probably be a scene where he pulls the wig off and he'll have his normal hair beneath it because that's totally how wigs work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's old and his hair's graying, and he's letting it grow out instead of slicking it back.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >side story lost a bet must join k pop ban and dance all night Friday

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Some guy's Persona 4 Golden in Unreal Engine 5

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think this is what they were going for, because lots of people called Y7 "Boomer Persona".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this real?!?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah newbie, it's definitely real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if they had those alt costume
      Careful what you wish for kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >because lots of people called Y7 "Boomer Persona"
      Those are not people. I like to call them subhumans.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's more Boomer Earthbound.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hope they bring back and refine style changes for Kiryu.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's an old man. This is how many old nips wear their hair.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's working undercover as a host at Stardust.

    Everyone will love his hair, while still shitting on Ichiban's.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually unironically love Ichiban's hair, glad they kept it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >as a host of Stardust
      It seems like it shouldn't work, but I hear that rugged dandy older men have become slightly popular among younger women in Japan in recent years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is he gonna pretend to be korean vergil

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait I'm out of the loop, is kiryu getting another game? I thought he was an old retired man now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is getting two games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's getting a gaiden game which will explain what he was doing between the ending of Yakuza 6 and Yakuza 7, and he's going to be one of the protagonists in Yakuza 8 alongside Ichiban.
      Kiryu's retirement was short-lived.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >what he was doing between the ending of Yakuza 6 and Yakuza 7
        Actually it's between 6 and 8 so there's even the possibility we'll get to see the meeting brawl and fight Ichi from his perspective and gameplay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Getting to see Ichi's schizo approach to fighting from a different perspective
          Could be fun.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It'll just be Ichi flailing around with a bat while the rest of the crew looks on in horror.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOW I
    FACE OUT

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is "Joryu" supposed to be a pun or something? Who here knows Japanese wordplay?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it is a jojo reference

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda like it?
    I would be disappointed if we're going back to the same ol' shit, might as well shake it up a little.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't they just leave Kiryu alone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. It does make Yakuza 6 and it being the end of Kiryu's saga all hilarious in retrospect, but at the same time, Yakuza 6 was 6 years ago now in Japan.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it also helps that 6 sucked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess not. I mean even on Ganker random threads with kiryu walking to page 10 don't get left alone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OI, TEME!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SEGA decided Ichiban alone can’t satisfy the series needs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, he's too marketable to drop. They'll run him into the ground like Goku and there's not a god damn thing you can do about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        even if we assume the extremes of milking, yakuza world moves at roughly the same pace of the real world, they can't just milk him for literally forever since he'd be like, 80 or something if they keep it up with how long goku's been around
        could do some shit inbetween 0 and 1 i guess

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the pokemon anime is still using ash
          it's not about making sense, it's about making money

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But Ash doesn't age. The Yakuza world keeps progressing through time, whether or not games are released. Yakuza 8 will take place in 2024.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know what that has to do with the fact that they're going to continue using kiryu regardless of whether they can write it to make sense or not

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'm saying that there is an endpoint
                it might not be until 2065, but kiryu kazuma is a normal human bean and will eventually die

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes I'm so sure they'll just drop a money-making icon because of the story

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but Kiryu will be like 51/52 in LAD8. They got at least 10 more years before it starts becoming a real issue.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he was 51 in 7 but yea, it's not too out there yet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why on earth would they do that? Kiryu is like Terry Bogard

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no steam page for Gaitei or 8 yet
    fug

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because they're so far off. Gaiden is likely going to be late 2023 while Yakuza 8 will probably be mid-2024 at earliest.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What crazy antics will Kiryu get into this time?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's getting close to being a geriatric himself now he can make funny old man jokes or have some actually real old person try to comiserate with him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kiryu and Ichiban vs The Government

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If this is in the future why hasn't he aged. He looks even younger than he did in 6.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HONOR helps with aging

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's just better moisturized in 8.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When Heihachi died in T7 he was 92 years old, Kazuya right now is 66 years old and Jin is in his 40s. Pic related is a 40 year old man. Japanese people just look young as frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      volcel vitality:dragon of dojima

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JORYU CHADS IT'S OUR TIME

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's supposed to be dead so this is just his way of hiding his identity

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kiryu is going to call Ichiban "Ichi"
    Is Kiryu going to make a real friend for the first time in ages? Will 8 bring him some peace and happiness?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine the fact that "Kiryu is back" means that he'll probably get a happy ending, and get to return to his friends and family.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like he's finally ready to drop his v-card with some tight pop obsessed JK prostitute

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Predict Majima new haircut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      afro

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did I miss some news? I thought Ishin remake was the only recent announcement.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yakuza 8 and an interquel with kiryu as well

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are there trailers or just a press release?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          trailers for both

          and Judgement/Lost Judgement shadowdropped on Steam

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus would be revealed as the founder of a Tojo Clan's precursor

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, Kiryu is a secret agent now ?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This has got to be the most moronic shit I've ever seen to a character's design.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They could have done anything to redesign kiryu with a new look and they went with this lol. Nu rgg is trash

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