Kneel.

Kneel.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 the direct is 2 hours of silence only to be concluded with

    >漏洩者は人間以下です。
    which of course you can translate yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >漏洩者
      Idiot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >人間
      you DUMB mothetfucker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEK

      >漏洩者
      Idiot.

      >人間
      you DUMB mothetfucker

      YWNBJ

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Donkey Kong
    New F-Zero
    New Kid Icarus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >New kid icarus
      God I wish, at least they should port uprising so it can finally get good controls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its been so long since a new Dong game, I hope those rumors are right

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not gonna be anything more than a Country Returns port. Retro is working on Metroid Prime 4, and those who might work on a DK game in Nintendo are working on the next 3D Mario game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They could be working on both, they most definitely started working on the next 3D mario as soon as odyssey shipped, so the game is probably already done and they’re saving it for the next system and they had people start working on a 3D DK at some point during the last few years

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Idk. Rumors have stated that Nintendo just made a new deal with unreal to get a special version of their engine to use on the next Mario game so they might've just begun work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >New Kid Icarus
      >but you have to play it only aiming with the basedcons
      I can feel the wrist pain

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WOW
    ITS FUCKING SOMETHING

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There need to be apologies and in droves.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YES YES YES YES DADDY IS SHILLING TO ME
    No one else on this board fucking does this
    Brand worship at its finest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stop talking about video games on the video game board!
      >PS. do i fit in now!?!?!?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a difference between that and literally begging for and making fanfiction about media releases

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >noooo you can't look up information before a game releases just preorder and buy everything
          Why are you like this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, because the other fanbases have NEVER done that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one and I mean no one else does this here. You don't see snoys doing it. You don't see Xbots doing it. You don't even see PC ucks doing it. Why? Because either they've been scared off years ago or were never fanatical enough to spam the board with pathetic fanfiction about press releases. As in, writing out whole paragraphs and scripts as to how exactly it will go down to fucking scene transitions. It's one of the most unhealthy attachments to a company I've ever seen.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You don't see snoys doing it
              I absolutely have, at a time when people had hope for the State of Play presentations.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >No one and I mean no one else does this here. You don't see snoys doing it. You don't see Xbots doing it.
              No games lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No one does it for anyone else because their presentations are always absolute garbage in comparison. The worst Direct is still better than the best Snoy state of play or MS Showcase. Now keep coping bitch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stop telling me i'm a braindead cultist fangirl!!
        that's what you sound like, tendie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The snoy pisses and shits himself because he has 0 (zero) games to look forward to.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nintencel cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, better make a new baldur chud 3 thread my fellow gamers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >haven't cared either way about BG3 because no interest in it
        >very fucking quickly got sick of it being spammed everywhere, even in irrelevant threads
        The fans of that game have very quickly become one of the worst on Ganker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo is a post-modern religion for Godless redditors.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Truth. They're not even that good anymore and people are acting like they're the second coming of Christ. Where was this attitude when the GameCube was out with some of the best games of all time?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F-ZERO 99 after the direct right? I love these 99 games they are dumb fun.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the info on what smash news is actually going to be announced?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sora smash amiibo

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, on my birthday too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      happy early birthday anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, anon. Some of you guys are alright.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Happy birthday anon

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m really curious about their holiday game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      METROID
      Trust the plan.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would happily take any Prime 4 news at this point. I would take a Remastered 2 shadowdrop. I could take Metroid 6

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could you take a Federation Force remaster?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No idea. Never played the original.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Get rid of the stupid mecha gimmick and let play as actual Federation Marines.

            Also change the fucking artstyle to look like actual Metroid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Switch 2 (no launch games just switch 1 games upscaled to 4k using dlss)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Switch 2 will not be in the direct

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either F-Zero GX or a DKC returns port

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DKC port is definitely coming. Nintendo already made an HD port of it for nividia shield a few years ago. It's free money. We won't see any Zelda ports because they'd be afraid they would cannibalize tears of the kingdom sales.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope returns switch has the 3DS content or else it won't be the definitive edition.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, they did say at one point the wanted a new zelda every year so we could see a port in 2024, thought they might want to save it for their next system regardless of what it is, be it a wind waker or TP port, a new 2D zelda or an enhanced BotW port with the DLC included

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope it's not a wind waker or twilight princess port in all honesty. I really want an Ocarina of Time remake on the switch 2 with next gen graphics. Hopefully greezo is working on one.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh my god is that an hour long advertisement? HYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why yes I defend brand by fame alone, unaware of what they sell, how could you tell?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DOOMTRANNIES NOOOOOOOOO

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pyoro wins once again

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I buy an OLED switch now or wait till the switch 2 and hope for a softmod exploit on the first one?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just get an OLED

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Think there'll be an MK1 gameplay trailer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MK1
      why would the show Mario Kart 1?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >10AM EST

    why is nintendo the only fucking company that is like this?
    Bro not even your "target" audience can watch this shit. Kids are at fucking school at this time.
    Manchildren adults are at work.
    NEETs are asleep

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like Nintendo Directs revolve around Japan's time or somethin'.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know where Nintendo HQ is located?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did Pyoro leak anything about the Switch 2 in advance?
    was the Switch itself actually leaked before the reveal nearly 7 years ago? can't actually remember

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rumors of the "NX" where everywhere in 2016.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean if someone actually leaked the NX's actual name being Switch, everyone knew it was gonna be a hybrid console by that point though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rumors
        The 'NX' codename was announced by Nintendo back in 2015.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should I buy an OLED switch now or wait till the switch 2 and hope for a softmod exploit on the first one?

      Switch 2 (no launch games just switch 1 games upscaled to 4k using dlss)

      >40 minutes of fall/winter releases
      so still no switch 2 info

      They're not going to announce their next console at a direct.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kneel on who?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the point of showing the same footage of the same games that were revealed 2 years ago every 3 weeks?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ファイアーエムブレム 聖戦の系譜 リメイク版
    HOLY SHIT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Febmilreem?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40 minutes of fall/winter releases
    so still no switch 2 info

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know that for sure.
      I think it will be acknowledged tomorrow, Nintendo probably doesn't like all the leaks being the first impression.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're not going to sabotage Christmas 2023. They'll announce it early next year, release it by November 2024.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a final 3DS Direct in September and then Switch reveal in October, but at that time Nintendo had already gone public talking about the NX. There's a bunch of rumors pointing to a March 2024 release but I think that's crazy. Although it is my prediction that MP4 won't be in this Direct because it might be cross-gen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Switch 2 has started getting "hints" of it's existence at least. Which means they are gearing up for something. Switch was known by NX for years even before they finally announced the codename in 2015 and then a year later in Oct they finally told us the real name and to expect more info by 2017. So since the hardware was shown off behind closed doors, I could expect them to finally unveil it soon, but they will want to get the final Switch releases out of the way first. Switch 2 or whatever it's called will be unveiled in January of next year, as long as they formally confirm the consoles existence this year.

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