Kojima but without the self-fellatio

Kojima but without the self-fellatio

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When will Kojima do a musical number?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This dude is cringe. I hate his stupid face. Literally milking a reddit meme for brownie points.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate his stupid face
      Same.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima cameos:
    >two games
    Lake cameos:
    >literally every remedy game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's not in MP2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he's on the in-game TV shows

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bro?

          Alright I'm wrong. I forgot about mp2 tv shows since they couldn't top Lords and Ladies, the Black max payne parody was somewhat entertaining

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bro?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He keeps subtly calling himself a hack in his games, literally.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >without
    >always puts himself in the fricking game
    moron

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno, he put himself all over alan wake 2. Faces on characters, posters on walls, in fmv seqeuences.
    Nothing wrong with that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's referencing Max Payne.
      You do realize that Alex Casey is Max Payne, but did in a way so that Rockstar won't sue them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No need to get assblasted. I already said it's fine. Reference doesn't really need to be like 3-5 different versions of alex casey in the game, but it can be. Is fine. No anger needed.
        It's just not merely reference at that point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Because he's referencing Max Payne.
        It actually doesn't matter who it's referencing. It's still himself, you know.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LUOVUUS

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kojima but ebin

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks handsome

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    more like self-fellatio without the kojima

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bazinga!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima only gives himself small cameos not whole roles.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >h-he puts himself into his g-games
    And still focuses on trying to make the fun game first despite the meta narrative. No B-tier Hollywood actor worship masqueraded by childish vague themes or imagery and admittedly cool character designs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i remember when there were babies pissing and moaning over Kojima adding himself as a cameo soldier you could find in both MGSVs, meanwhile Sam Lake inserts himself as a major character into all his franchises and no one cares lol

      i don't have a problem with either, but the hypocrisy is amusing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because in Alan Wake it does make sense. But in-universe and in meta.
        This is Sam Lake referencing Max Payne being played by Sam Lake. Kojima's cameo is there as an easter egg.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >And still focuses on trying to make the fun game
      emphasis on "trying". and failing miserably each time. And I don't know why you'd lie like that because modern remedy games are allergic to being good games. They want to be movies so hard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Control has literally not enough cutscenes

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Making game in 2000s
    >Ask your mother to hold an Uzi toy and play an evil woman with your co-workers/buddies in shades and suits pointing guns at you
    >Ask your father to put an eye-patch on and pose as some shady illuminati guy

    They're getting old bros...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A bit closer to heaven

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny that he got a job at Remedy because he was the only guy with a English degree the Remedy founders knew, and they wanted someone to write natural feeling English for Death Rally's lore and manual.
      Try to get any job in the game industry like that in the current year.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Woden was his father? Holy shit.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >without the self-fellatio

    >Play Alan Wake 2
    >His character is in every chapter of Alan's story
    >He's also in every chapter of Saga's
    >His "echoes" all over the dark place
    >Frick it the dark place is literally plastered with his face through posters and billboards
    >Channels the main antagonist in the climax
    Say what you want about Kojima but he only appeared twice in Metal Gear, and as a literal nobody and never more

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Wake 2 is one of the most self-indulgent games I've ever played.

    In a good way.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S PAYNE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WHACK HIM

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S DA PAYNE
    GET IM

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Lake is not a hack.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol no he is worse at the very least kojima's games sell

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this guy was alright until I learned he was Finnish

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remedy has always made movie games. Max Payne is a movie game-franchise. If you do not see Max Payne 1 & 2 as movie games, you're the fricking problem zoomie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      contrarian b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If you do not see Max Payne 1 & 2 as movie games
      Yes, they're John Woo movie games. And that fukken kicks ass

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's still million times better than Neil Druckmann.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Max Payne looking mfer

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    more like kojima but without games

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LE MEME PAYNE FACE

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Kojima
    yes
    >but without the self-fellatio
    hahahahahaha good joke buddy

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How to make the Max Payne grimace:

    >Push your chin forward
    >Straighten your nose
    >Narrow your mouth
    >Lift your cheeks up
    >Squint your eyes
    >Arch your eyebrows
    >Explosion is optional

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sam lake would murder kojima in a fight

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is allright. He knows the right mix of game over cinematics but Quantum Break and Control did so bad that now they are Epic Game owned.

    Kojima is just absolute an absolute hack who carried by his team.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >le funny face guy
    is he the rock of video games?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm no, the equivalent of the Rock would be a guy in a lot of mediocre projects that's know for one specific archetype

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well they both did something cool long time ago and are passed their prime without any good project done lately

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remedy lost its soul after MP2

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's those soulless Scandinavian eyes....*shudders*

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Alan Wake but refuse to play 2 after seeing a clip of that gay ass choreographed dance. 100% pure homosexual reddit cringe.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Wake 2 is one of the worst games ever made and shilled and astroturfed as much as the current Pelaword or whatever is the name.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima - Good Director
    Sam Lake - Good writer

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S PAYNE

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