kojima promised us we would cry once we found out why quiet exposed herself. but personally, I fricking laughed

kojima promised us we would cry once we found out why quiet exposed herself
but personally, I fricking laughed

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kojima is a moron and thats why we love him

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I cried male tears multiple times.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My phallus cried with those horse animations

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to cum in her womb and throat so fricking bad

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kojima was telling western journalists to shut the frick

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The shortest one is a cutie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's no Sue Lightning

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ima need the name of the shortest one

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The shortest one is a cutie

          Nvm found herhttps://www.instagram.com/lufelixya/?hl=en

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      RICED

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any decent cosplay of this b***h? i'm so hot right now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately not. They all look mediocre

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frankly i am embarrassed of my words and deeds

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima won

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he had already made a better girl and fricked up with how he treated her

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I totally missed this.
    So what was the reason Quiet dresses like cheap bawd?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a horse raped her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MALE TO FEMALE WOLBACHIA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WOLBACHIA
      parasites made her breathe through her skin like the end so clothes would suffocate her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MALE TO FEMALE WOLBACHIA

        BRILLIANT
        Kojima is trully a genius

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She watched gurren lagann

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's ukrainian.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >OYW&D
    .... what?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh your words and deeds.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to assassinate someone
    >Get burned alive
    >Oh no she needs to be naked to breathe, don't you feel bad for sexualising her?
    Not in the slightest, if she didn't want us looking, she would be invisible.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.twitch.tv/stefaniejoosten/clip/TentativeAwkwardClipsdadPRChase

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is this the clip where she talks about kojima scanning her feet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Did that one scene exist just so Kojimbo had an excuse to scan her feet?

        wew

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Christ, this girl doesn't have a single thought floating in the skull, does she?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        perfect

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's quite intelligent and went to her country's equivalent of an Ivy League university. She's just incredibly socially awkward.
        That video is shot at her parents' house where she lives.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >https://www.twitch.tv/stefaniejoosten/clip/TentativeAwkwardClipsdadPRChase
      gimme a sip of that joosten. a tiny siplet. a mere sucklet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE!!! imagine having a gf like joosten

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God that b***h is so ugly, but at the same time I feel bad for her. She’s literally so talentless they used her for her ugly face and body. Imagine how excited she was to tell her parents she got the role for a metal gear solid game, then finding out she’s just needed to bend over and shake her breasts for snake in the copter, then imagine the translator for Hideo telling her awkwardly “yeah we need you to dance around and spin on the floor like in rain puddles”. THEN on top of that she’s given one line, which are awfully delivered, because they felt bad for her. Now she clings onto this 15 min fame roll living with those very same parents she excitedly made think she finally made it. Sad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dude ur gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You have shit taste, her face is repulsive. She looks deranged.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Good for you, anon. If you find beautiful women ugly that just means less competition for me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            get laid much?

            By extension so do you, with that monologue.

            Pathetic samegayging defending ur little she goblin

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              mate i dont care
              just funny when incels sperg out about fine girls being ugly

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          get laid much?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          By extension so do you, with that monologue.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        God that b***h is so ugly, but at the same time I feel bad for her. She’s literally so talentless they used her for her ugly face and body. Imagine how excited she was to tell her parents she got the role for a metal gear solid game, then finding out she’s just needed to bend over and shake her breasts for snake in the copter, then imagine the translator for Hideo telling her awkwardly “yeah we need you to dance around and spin on the floor like in rain puddles”. THEN on top of that she’s given one line, which are awfully delivered, because they felt bad for her. Now she clings onto this 15 min fame roll living with those very same parents she excitedly made think she finally made it. Sad.

        Shes just an absolute jawlet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think she knows about the horse video?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it appeared in an interview

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        even if she didn't, they showed it to her in a frankly crude and inappropriate interview

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          she enjoyed every second of it, she is probably getting nailed by a horse as we speak

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am not a Joosten fan but I don't know about talentless. She put out an album a while back that was actually pretty good at the very least

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did that one scene exist just so Kojimbo had an excuse to scan her feet?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rape is not funny
    https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2769061

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, I'm ashamed. I genuinely fell in love with Quiet. The relationship between her and Venom is really cute.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hanging out with quiet on the helicopter with 100% bond was a sexually formative experience for me

      i'm 35 years old

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A philosopher once said, 'It is no nation we inhabit, but a language.' 'Make no mistake, our native tongue is our true fatherland.'

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SOUL KINO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Really sounds like something Judge Holden would say in Blood Meridian

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      KINOOOO!

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is there a way to bring her back in your game after she's fricked off?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do mission 11 six times in a row without killing or leaving her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        but it's just a cheap flag switch. in story, it doesn't make sense at all

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's venom creating a quiet tulpa to cope after replaying their meeting over and over in his head
          :^)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cool, thanks. I love that mission, wonder how much of a chore that will be though.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my dick cried buckets

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is MGSV so soulless compared to literally every other game in the series?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not soulless, just different.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    her face is stupid, she's probably moronic as well

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    During pre-release Kojima also kept talking about how MGSV would touch on taboo subjects not seen in vidya before.
    It ended up being that the first half of the game has you helping out Al-Qaeda but because it wasn't literally spelled out video game journalists didn't manage to pick up on it

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If someone is a vampire or psychic or controls bees that's cool but if they breath through their skin that's where I draw the line.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always wondered how does the actress playing quiet feel about horses

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She loved it

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He pussied out.
    If he had actually pulled this, people would have lost their minds. Nobody would have been able to have a single normal conversation about the game for years.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why would chico troon out?
      also where is he during the events of V? I don't remember.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's dead.

        >why would chico troon out?
        I think the theory was that he'd feel uncomfortable and ashamed of his body after being forced to rape Paz.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He was on the chopper that blew up and put Boss in a 9 year coma in Ground Zeroes. He's reduced to nothing more than likely.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's dead.

        >why would chico troon out?
        I think the theory was that he'd feel uncomfortable and ashamed of his body after being forced to rape Paz.

        He was confirmed dead from the heli explosion that made Venom Snake. Kaz tells Amanda later on and it's want makes Kaz want to rehabilitate child soldiers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that was a dumb idea from the start
      we know what they wanted to do with chico, they just couldn't fit him into the story

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Every idea in MGS is a "dumb" idea. It's just about the way it's executed.
        The reason Chico was cut was because what you posted would have been uninteresting, having Quiet turn out to be Chico would have been anything but.

        With Kojima it's never about how moronic shit gets, it's about how smugly it pretends to be smart and meaningful.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody got the interview where the journalist was showing the actress her deepfake porn and asked what she thought?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In all honesty, this subplot was probably written in mid-to-late 2013 during development after NeoGAF got butthurt over her not wearing enough clothes and threatened to boycott the game unless there was an explanation why.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I’m tired of all the praise kojima gets from normies for his “stories”

    She has to be in a bikini because a parasite makes her breathe through her skin?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be as good of a writer as kojima

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        STRANDS BRO, GOO, MONSTER ENERGY

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      made for somf

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SUCH A LUST FOR SHITPOSTING

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cute plant

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    diamond dogs? yeah right, I'm talking about my diamond HOG right now

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kojima is the biggest hack in the game industry

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly think Phantom Pain was heavily rewritten at some point, it was originally supposed to deal with heavier themes.

    Kojima's comments about how he could ruin his career if he mishandled the themes of the game, his comments about Paz, the rushed development and myriad of cut content, even the the tone of Ground Zeroes compared to TPP all rub me the wrong way.

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