kojima promised us we would cry once we found out why quiet exposed herself
but personally, I fucking laughed
kojima promised us we would cry once we found out why quiet exposed herself. but personally, I fucking laughed
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kojima is a retard and thats why we love him
I cried male tears multiple times.
My phallus cried with those horse animations
I want to cum in her womb and throat so fucking bad
kojima was telling western journalists to shut the fuck
The shortest one is a cutie
She's no Sue Lightning
Ima need the name of the shortest one
Nvm found herhttps://www.instagram.com/lufelixya/?hl=en
RICED
Is there any decent cosplay of this bitch? i'm so hot right now.
Unfortunately not. They all look mediocre
frankly i am embarrassed of my words and deeds
Kojima won
he had already made a better girl and fucked up with how he treated her
I totally missed this.
So what was the reason Quiet dresses like cheap slut?
a horse raped her
MALE TO FEMALE WOLBACHIA
WOLBACHIA
parasites made her breathe through her skin like the end so clothes would suffocate her
BRILLIANT
Kojima is trully a genius
She watched gurren lagann
She's ukrainian.
>OYW&D
.... what?
oh your words and deeds.
>Try to assassinate someone
>Get burned alive
>Oh no she needs to be naked to breathe, don't you feel bad for sexualising her?
Not in the slightest, if she didn't want us looking, she would be invisible.
https://www.twitch.tv/stefaniejoosten/clip/TentativeAwkwardClipsdadPRChase
is this the clip where she talks about kojima scanning her feet
wew
Christ, this girl doesn't have a single thought floating in the skull, does she?
perfect
She's quite intelligent and went to her country's equivalent of an Ivy League university. She's just incredibly socially awkward.
That video is shot at her parents' house where she lives.
>https://www.twitch.tv/stefaniejoosten/clip/TentativeAwkwardClipsdadPRChase
gimme a sip of that joosten. a tiny siplet. a mere sucklet
CUTE!!! imagine having a gf like joosten
God that bitch is so ugly, but at the same time I feel bad for her. She’s literally so talentless they used her for her ugly face and body. Imagine how excited she was to tell her parents she got the role for a metal gear solid game, then finding out she’s just needed to bend over and shake her tits for snake in the copter, then imagine the translator for Hideo telling her awkwardly “yeah we need you to dance around and spin on the floor like in rain puddles”. THEN on top of that she’s given one line, which are awfully delivered, because they felt bad for her. Now she clings onto this 15 min fame roll living with those very same parents she excitedly made think she finally made it. Sad.
dude ur gay
You have shit taste, her face is repulsive. She looks deranged.
Good for you, anon. If you find beautiful women ugly that just means less competition for me.
Pathetic samefagging defending ur little she goblin
mate i dont care
just funny when incels sperg out about fine girls being ugly
get laid much?
By extension so do you, with that monologue.
Shes just an absolute jawlet.
Do you think she knows about the horse video?
Yes it appeared in an interview
even if she didn't, they showed it to her in a frankly crude and inappropriate interview
she enjoyed every second of it, she is probably getting nailed by a horse as we speak
I am not a Joosten fan but I don't know about talentless. She put out an album a while back that was actually pretty good at the very least
Did that one scene exist just so Kojimbo had an excuse to scan her feet?
rape is not funny
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2769061
Personally, I'm ashamed. I genuinely fell in love with Quiet. The relationship between her and Venom is really cute.
hanging out with quiet on the helicopter with 100% bond was a sexually formative experience for me
i'm 35 years old
A philosopher once said, 'It is no nation we inhabit, but a language.' 'Make no mistake, our native tongue is our true fatherland.'
SOUL KINO
Really sounds like something Judge Holden would say in Blood Meridian
KINOOOO!
is there a way to bring her back in your game after she's fucked off?
do mission 11 six times in a row without killing or leaving her
but it's just a cheap flag switch. in story, it doesn't make sense at all
it's venom creating a quiet tulpa to cope after replaying their meeting over and over in his head
:^)
cool, thanks. I love that mission, wonder how much of a chore that will be though.
my dick cried buckets
Why is MGSV so soulless compared to literally every other game in the series?
It's not soulless, just different.
her face is stupid, she's probably retarded as well
During pre-release Kojima also kept talking about how MGSV would touch on taboo subjects not seen in vidya before.
It ended up being that the first half of the game has you helping out Al-Qaeda but because it wasn't literally spelled out video game journalists didn't manage to pick up on it
If someone is a vampire or psychic or controls bees that's cool but if they breath through their skin that's where I draw the line.
I always wondered how does the actress playing quiet feel about horses
She loved it
He pussied out.
If he had actually pulled this, people would have lost their minds. Nobody would have been able to have a single normal conversation about the game for years.
why would chico chud out?
also where is he during the events of V? I don't remember.
I think he's dead.
>why would chico chud out?
I think the theory was that he'd feel uncomfortable and ashamed of his body after being forced to rape Paz.
He was on the chopper that blew up and put Boss in a 9 year coma in Ground Zeroes. He's reduced to nothing more than likely.
He was confirmed dead from the heli explosion that made Venom Snake. Kaz tells Amanda later on and it's want makes Kaz want to rehabilitate child soldiers
that was a dumb idea from the start
we know what they wanted to do with chico, they just couldn't fit him into the story
Every idea in MGS is a "dumb" idea. It's just about the way it's executed.
The reason Chico was cut was because what you posted would have been uninteresting, having Quiet turn out to be Chico would have been anything but.
With Kojima it's never about how retarded shit gets, it's about how smugly it pretends to be smart and meaningful.
Anybody got the interview where the journalist was showing the actress her deepfake porn and asked what she thought?
In all honesty, this subplot was probably written in mid-to-late 2013 during development after NeoGAF got butthurt over her not wearing enough clothes and threatened to boycott the game unless there was an explanation why.
Personally I’m tired of all the praise kojima gets from normies for his “stories”
She has to be in a bikini because a parasite makes her breathe through her skin?
you will never be as good of a writer as kojima
STRANDS BRO, GOO, MONSTER ENERGY
made for somf
SUCH A LUST FOR SHITPOSTING
Cute plant
diamond dogs? yeah right, I'm talking about my diamond HOG right now
kojima is the biggest hack in the game industry
I honestly think Phantom Pain was heavily rewritten at some point, it was originally supposed to deal with heavier themes.
Kojima's comments about how he could ruin his career if he mishandled the themes of the game, his comments about Paz, the rushed development and myriad of cut content, even the the tone of Ground Zeroes compared to TPP all rub me the wrong way.