Lae'zel is an actual retard.

Lae'zel is an actual retard. If you don't recruit her on the beach she goes to the bridge to meet the gith there. Assuming she survives the encounter and you still don't recruit her you find her body in the shadowlands. Meaning she presumably went through the mountain pass, was too big of a retard to find the creche on her own, and wandered into the shadowlands

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Realizing that Lae'zel is a blow hard
    Thats literally part of her story anon.....

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon she's literally a dumb kid that you groom into a proper woman, did you completely miss her whole storyline?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She’s even more brainwashed than Shadowheart. You really have to spoon feed her about her Lich queens evil to get around her naivety. But, thats not so unusual, really, when you are born and bred in a culture like that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it isn't even the brainwash part, its the fact she is too fucking stupid that she gets lost looking for the creche

      anon she's literally a dumb kid that you groom into a proper woman, did you completely miss her whole storyline?

      >Realizing that Lae'zel is a blow hard
      Thats literally part of her story anon.....

      yeah, I know she is about 18 when the story starts and literally got picked up out of a creche and had never really been outside of the creche without an adult before the game starts

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I romanced Lae'zel and spoke to her about every topic. Nothing she said indicated she was an intelligent character. She finds out that her mysterious, obviously evil God-Queen has been deceiving her, so she immediately switches to worshipping a God-Prince she knows even less about.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TORtanic2.0

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree, it's a lolcow game.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TORtanic2.0

          didn't tortanic make a ton of cash?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't know. We're making fun of the desperate marketing.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh, you shit in the street so you think every bg3 thread is marketing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Tencent has put ten cents into your account

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No lol. Trying to pin it on indians is the first line of defense the farquaad force at larian has so you blew any attempt at making this not look like a shill thread.
                TORtanic 2.0 confirmed. You could have gone any direction but you lot are 1 note.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It had a really rough launch, but I think it was a decent success in the long run.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Played it recently. It's so predatory. 740 Cartel Coins to unlock Hide Helmet button account wide. That's retarded. All sorts of shit. 1mil cap for free and preferred players so you can't buy shit off the market at high prices. Any money you get as Free or Preferred going past the cap is put into an escrow you can't access unless you subscribe.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say it was good. I said I think it made a lot of cash considering bioware didn't go under despite not releasing a good game in a decade

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know you didn't. It makes a lot of money because they paywall so much shit. Paypigs who buy anything past a Subscription are freaks. The only good thing about the mmo are the class stories and you don't even need to subscribe to play through them. Expansions suck ass.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >When all this is over, will you stay with me? For Good?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >letting Gale blow himself up in the end
    >building Shadowheart trust and giving her out to Viconia
    >killing Cazador without Astarion and telling him to fuck off
    >romancing Laezel, making her abandon her people and then leave her alone
    >selling Wyll back to his demon mistress while killing his dad
    >straight out killing Karlach
    True Durge playthrough

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You missed
      >bringing Jaheria and Minsc to Sarevok for revenge

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats ALL of BG3 characters, they are all helpless, unlikeable idiots that try to make you feel bad if you don't want to be their friend of fuck them while at the same time trying to be OC badasses who can do anything if you do take them in.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lae'zel is never depicted as smart or wise, though the survival proficiency would suggest she knows how to get places. Everything else in her kit (intimidation, high strength, acrobatics, athletics) are just her being a good fighter. So considering she is like 18 and never really been outside the creche it makes sense she is just generally a retard and only skilled at fighting. Shadowheart has zero memories of anything and doesn't know where she is and is autistic so her character tracks and works mechanically. Astarian is a fag from the city, the only thing he has that is weird is he is a good fighter. Gale never really needs your help except for when he acts like a retard as a character flaw. The only time wyll isn't portrayed as a little bitch are the stories he himself tells people. And Karlach always wins fights, she is just a retard and she is portrayed in both story and gameplay as a retard like Lae'zel.
      I'd say the biggest issues with things not making sense are that wyll is way too high charisma and halsin is legitimately retarded and giant but they make him 10 strength and wise

      No lol. Trying to pin it on indians is the first line of defense the farquaad force at larian has so you blew any attempt at making this not look like a shill thread.
      TORtanic 2.0 confirmed. You could have gone any direction but you lot are 1 note.

      >Tencent has put ten cents into your account

      take that poo to the loo

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah she's probably the dumbest character in the game

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the seething makes the free shilling of BG3 aka Game of the Century all the sweeter.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. If you are invested in any given game to the point you being hated has warped into schadenfreude it means you've been mind broken.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you've been mind broken

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep. If you've warped people hating on your interests as schadenfreude then it means your normal cognition in social interactions has warped as a defensive coping measure to protect your own sanity.
          it wouldn't have happened to a stronger individual.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your normal cognition in social interactions has warped as a defensive coping measure
            Ganker is the internet equivalent to writing a response to truck stop bathroom graffiti, not normal social interaction, projection-kun

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's why it makes it so sad when people actually get invested like the ironing guy. He shouldn't have went neck deep into the hate on his interests to the point of developing schadenfreude as a response. A healthier mind would have walked away earlier or never actually succumbed to the mind break.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He shouldn't have went neck deep
                damn maybe anti-shills should stop invading normal BG3 threads

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its an image board people are going to go into threads to talk about them good or bad. Just don't get so upset at the people talking badly it isn't a hard concept.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wandering into a thread about a game where it isn't even telling you to buy the game, just that one character is a retard, and then raging about it is indian behavior

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "The ironing guy" was pointing out that the haters are the ones wading neck deep in their hatred.
                >A healthier mind would have walked away earlier or never actually succumbed to the mind break.
                Look inward.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I konw, he's got it backwards though. He can state something and it be wrong the post existing doesn't mean it is right by default.
                If he said he cut himself as a response it would be equally as bad, instead of moving to despair he moves to mania. It is still an unhealthy response. The post itself originating as a no quote makes it look even more strange, like an outburst after lurker reading the thread up to that point. A manic interjection that still puts him at the center of an adversarial position needlessly.
                It isn't healthy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >A manic interjection that still puts him at the center of an adversarial position needlessly.
                Man I can only tell you to look inward so many times. Have a good one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. I'd say best game ever made. Hater anons will do anything or say anything to convince you otherwise, but it's true.

      It's the greatest game ever made.

      All hail Larian! All hail Swen!

      -Anon

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This would never happen in my games because why would I not recruit my frog wife??

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 retards take the b8 above

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I immediately killed her on both my playthroughs

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't there an option to groom her into being me and Minthara's cuckpet?

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