LAN food

Your Gankerros just invited you to the LAN this weekend! What are you bringing?

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    snow peas are the best lan snack

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamer fuel

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >0% juice

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is JUICE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blue raspberry
      i will proceed to drink this without any consideration to my health

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ingredients
      >water
      >propylene glycol
      >blue dye
      that's antifreeze

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOLOL IT'S GOT HFCS YOU AMERISHARTS YOU'RE ADDICTED LOOK AT MY BAD TEETH AND SWELTERING FLAT DUE TO NO AC

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love liminal food

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >high fructose corn syrup
        DEVIL'S FLUID
        PLEASE STOP CONSUMING THIS, AMERIBURGERFRIENDS

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up and go consume your kale and Black person cum smoothies you detestable c**t.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          just need one more thing
          corn starch

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do amerisharts put their beverage in a bleach container?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mtn dew and Doritos

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad, I guess the pic is to scare zoomers?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOO,I'M ALONE HELP ME TWITCH CHAT, I NEED MY SPAMMIES AAHHHHH WHY CAN'T I WALK 5 MINUTES TO THE NEAREST STORE HEEEEELP

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >walk to the store
        Are you 15?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh I forgot, most Black folk here are american
          Yeah, 5 minutes away with your scooter

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            We also have cars. Most of us get one when we're 16.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're too fat to get into one

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                unironically untrue, american cars are fricking huge. i saw a miata at a stoplight the other day and it looked like a fricking toy next to the moronic huge SUVs and pickup trucks that people feel the need to buy for some reason

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i drive a miata!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                nice taste anon

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i wish women thought that!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                uh anon, why'd you get a miata if you're interested in women?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                because i think theyre cool.
                why do women only want you to be in a big truck?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit load of frozen chicken nuggets and BBQ sauce. Chicken Fries are a good alternative (if you do not call them "chaken firs" I will kill you)

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    salt and vinegar chips, beer, white monster, and condoms

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Condoms
      Homo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker probably has a more concentrated amount of homosexuals than actual homosexual online groups do

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would explain all these gay as frick food combinations ITT. Also, do gays really regularly frick their best buds just casually?

          Seems kind of degenerate.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't think you're ready for the truth, anon

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Give it to me baby.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's best that you stay ignorant if you think casual sex is "degenerate"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, not among straights. Of course not. But fricking your buddies? Seems like a bad idea to me.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's only a bad idea if you make it a bad idea

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying I will take advice from a sucker of wieners
                Nah

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                of course you wouldn't take advice regarding gay sex if you don't plan on having gay sex. what's your point?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop replying to me, mentally ill gay.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                in your professional opinion, how gay is Ganker on a scale of 1 to 10?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                gays frick anything anon, they're the reason monkeypox is spreading despite creating festering wounds and only spreading through contact

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sushi and a bag of chips.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sushi
      This is how you get your ass reinvited every time.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your Gankerros just invited you to the LAN this weekend! What are you bringing?
    Those peanut butter-filled pretzels, beer.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canned Tomatoes and pickled jalepeños&carrots.
    Mix it in with fresh tomatoes and jalepenos and eat with doritos or salted corn chips in a big bowl to minecraft.
    Lapp deceives you, but he kicks you in the right direction.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alternatively:

          Most of a bag of Doritos
          6oz shredded cheese
          1 can cream of mushroom soup
          1 can cream of chicken soup
          1 can Rotel
          The breasts of a rotisserie chicken or 2 cooked chicken breasts, cubed

          Mix all that shit together, put it in a casserole dish, throw the rest of the Doritos and the last 2oz of cheese from that 8oz bag you presumably got because the recipe called for 6oz of cheese on top, then throw that shit in the oven at 350 for half an hour. Now THAT's gamer fuel.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            WTF are you a troony? We are not women we don't cook. This is just guys learning how to blender some hot sauce. Aka Salsa and chips.

            It literally is though.

            Nobody believes you.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >We are not women we don't cook.
              the best chefs are all men. you eat three times a day, that's 1100 times you're failing a skill check each year by not cooking.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, this is just for like a rare occasional LAN party when guys want to be young no matter their age. They don't want to be cooking like women. Women have to get out btw.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                summer is a great time to learn how to cook anon, just marinade shit, shove it on a skewer, toss it on the grill. zero micro management, can check the grill between rounds to flip.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trust me, Dorito casserole is worth cooking for, quit wasting your time with sexism and live a little.

                This isn't that kind of thread, you are literal trannies.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i fricking loled
                failed a skill chek when your hungryand dont cook uyour own shit fujcking l;ol dude

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Trust me, Dorito casserole is worth cooking for, quit wasting your time with sexism and live a little.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My last name is Lapp

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It literally is though.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamer fuel
    Water celery broccoli spinach kale peas cabbage
    Vegetable juice

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gallon of lemonade, potato salad, portable grill, and some bratwursts. I'm not very good at video games but I can at least cook.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pizza rolls
    watermelon
    arizona iced tea

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nu Ganker be all like, "some well-rinsed quinoa and some fresh spring water with a spritz of lemon juice"

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 cans of those delectable goya beans mmmmmm

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's goyaslop, it literally has goy in the name

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pita chips n hummus

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's about to be kino in here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The recession has gotten so bad even Jesus Christ himself has to work a second job at Dominos

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >itt Trannies that put on a maid uniform / cooking apron and tie it in a little bow to serve at LAN parties
    We don't want gamer wifes or even trannies. NOT helping.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    36 pack of coke
    And two tubs of Vanilla ice cream
    With red cups n plastic spins

    You're welcome lads

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks man.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man I'd be up for that 10 years ago. Shudder to think what it'd do to me now.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to drink every single one and eat both tubs you dumb chubby frick.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's type 2 diabetic, even one would frick him up

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Double stuff Oreos
    Milk

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it normal at your LAN parties too to have pre and post game jerk off sessions with everyone or was I tricked as a kid?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worst thing we ever did was whip 'em out and compare sizes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, its also normal to get held down and fricked by everyone because "you look like a girl"
      i havnt been to once since. and that was 16 years ago when i was 14!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, we only had post game jerk off sessions so that the tension could build up while we were playing

      Stop replying to me, mentally ill gay.

      i think what you meant was "please keep replying to me so i can see more cute pictures of ryza"

      in your professional opinion, how gay is Ganker on a scale of 1 to 10?

      6. maybe a strong 5.5.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    3d doritos
    baja blast
    those mexican ice cream bars
    jordon almonds
    if im feeling rather flush with cash, 2 12 packs of soft tacos

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its a 12 pack of Code Red and Cool Ranch Doritos

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The misspelling ruins it.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Usually just order pizza and soda back in mid 2000's. Played counter-strike and then WoW.

    Living room setup with 10 computers. Big ol desktop towers and fat monitors.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they would bring back Jolt.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did for a bit. Not sure if it was a regional thing but I had it pretty often in the summer of 2018.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that was only the original cola flavor though. I want every flavor available again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They brought back Pepsi Blue for a short period of time back in 2021
      >I never heard about it, saw it in stores or even got any
      >Gone forever yet again

      I'm still fricking mad. I waited for DECADES for that shit to come back and now any shit that you might get on say, ebay is probably no longer any good.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They brought it back in my area. I bought up a ton of it and slowly drank it over the course of 5/6 months. I still have one unopened bottle, I'm intending on saving it for a special occasion.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          FRICK YOU, IT WAS MY FAVORITE SODA EVER AND I HAVEN'T HAD ANY SINCE 2002!!!!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hear it's still really common in places like Southeast Asia.

            That shit is only good unopened for about, nine months tops. You drink it later on, you're probably gonna get sick.

            Shite, guess I had better drink it soon.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its already gone bad dude.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That shit is only good unopened for about, nine months tops. You drink it later on, you're probably gonna get sick.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me its crystal pepsi

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I swear that when they brought that shit back a couple years ago, it was in stores for much, much longer than blue was.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual is a pedophile
    wow whodve thunk it

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milk and homemade brownies because I don't get many opportunities to bake pastries. I'm a decent baker I think, but I don't get to practice often which means I can't really adjust my recipes that much.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >but she said she had black objects in her mouth already. huh?????

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends how long it is
    assuming its 1 night, 2 days i'd bring
    >12pack of beer
    >2 bags of chips, maybe some dip
    >chicken nuggets and potato gems (i think you c**ts call them "tater tots") to throw in the oven
    >an external harddrive full of anime, movies, game isos and music for my bros to leech

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my skirt and shave butthole with fishnets

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bbq wings absolutely doused in sauce. Like just swimming in it. Sticky honey bbq.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Video games board
    >>>N-n-no I sure hope you guys aren't eating th-this, only wholesome and nutritious food for us gamers!

    STOP LARPING YOU FAT FRICKS.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      for 5 people

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing because I unironically have no friends.

Leave a Reply to Anonymous Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *