LAPD, Detectives Phelps and Galloway. We'd like to ask you a few questions.

LAPD, Detectives Phelps and Galloway. We'd like to ask you a few questions.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AM I BEING DETAINED?

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does your gaym suck so much ass, officers?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      blame this guy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he looks like he would ruin a fucking game. also, he produced two soccer games before LAN? that explains a lot

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was better than RDR unironically.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ask away, ociffer.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You wipe that smug look off your face this instant you left wing parasite YOU KILLED HER, DIDN'T YOU?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sequel never ever

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Phelps is dead, what sequel

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        tfw no NYC Noire set in the 1980s

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"P-pleasant day we're having"
    This is actually a treacherous lie, my day is actually just another drop in the stream of unending rot, my life is nothing but the slow decay of my mind and body. All of this is very clearly evident on my face

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S THE COP FROM THE PAPERS!

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why was he so likeable?
    I'll tell you why
    VICE KINO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >backstabbing, conniving cunt
      >extremely punchable face
      >"likeable"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that's noir for you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          no he is the perfect partner for the ending because you just want to stop. galloway was the ideal cop partner thats why he's in the middle. by the end you are supposed to very relieved that the veteran boys are storming the place and phelps dies, though thats kind of bittersweet.

          also fuck cops. hating cops is like the IQ horseshoe. at first you hate them because you're a teen/retard. then you generally like them. then you understand, and you hate them.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >galloway was the ideal cop partner
            nah to me that was biggs, he fitted more into the dark noir theme to my liking, probably because he was the commentary in some scenes, and I found him to lean towards the ugly truth, truth nonetheless like most noir films
            I did like the duo aspect when it came to rusty, him being the brawn and phelps being the brain, rusty was always quick to get messy, punch first ask questions later and phelps would be there to be sure he didn't go overboard with it

            I wished we could have seen more how stefan would handle himself with rusty since being transferred to homicide

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      best character
      >Now they're a no-piece!

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You fuck boys, Ganker?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ARE YOU A MADMAN?!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THAT WAS A TAX PAYING CITIZEN YOU JUST BOUNCED OFF THE FUCKING HOOD, PHELPS

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >LA
    >Noir

    Just because you're all wearing fedoras and shit doesn't make it noir

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It literally does, its one of the pre-requisites of calling stuff "noir". It's like neon colors and cyberpunk.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        by that logic every rave is cyberpunk

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Cyberpunk always has neon colors, but not everything with neon colors is cyberpunk.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Mechanix gloves
      every time

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT IS THE CHARGE?
    HAVING A MEAL?
    A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

    GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gentlemen, this is Democrrracy manifest!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE LYING, MORGAN

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't tell me you actually jerk off, Phelps?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Courtney Sheldon was a corpsman, Roy. He served his country! He went out with a medical kit and an Army .45 and into places that made the Valley of Death look like a picnic. He was either naive enough or dumb enough to get involved in the Suburban Development Fund along with the mayor, the D.A., Monroe, and a certain crooked cop. He was involved in the morphine heist, but he has a puncture wound in his jugular, which makes this a murder case. He was a better man than you'll ever know! You say one more word about him and I will blow your FUCKING HEAD OFF!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >one
      **mone

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Courtney was an absolute unit, a goofy kid, and a complete retard at the same time
      fucking how

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing Cole go from a rulebook citing square to a man blazing his own path was a hell of a journey.

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