LAPD, Detectives Phelps and Galloway. We'd like to ask you a few questions.

LAPD, Detectives Phelps and Galloway. We'd like to ask you a few questions.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AM I BEING DETAINED?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does your gaym suck so much ass, officers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blame this guy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he looks like he would ruin a fricking game. also, he produced two soccer games before LAN? that explains a lot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was better than RDR unironically.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ask away, ociffer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You wipe that smug look off your face this instant you left wing parasite YOU KILLED HER, DIDN'T YOU?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sequel never ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Phelps is dead, what sequel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tfw no NYC Noire set in the 1980s

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"P-pleasant day we're having"
    This is actually a treacherous lie, my day is actually just another drop in the stream of unending rot, my life is nothing but the slow decay of my mind and body. All of this is very clearly evident on my face

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S THE COP FROM THE PAPERS!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why was he so likeable?
    I'll tell you why
    VICE KINO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >backstabbing, conniving c**t
      >extremely punchable face
      >"likeable"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that's noir for you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no he is the perfect partner for the ending because you just want to stop. galloway was the ideal cop partner thats why he's in the middle. by the end you are supposed to very relieved that the veteran boys are storming the place and phelps dies, though thats kind of bittersweet.

          also frick cops. hating cops is like the IQ horseshoe. at first you hate them because you're a teen/moron. then you generally like them. then you understand, and you hate them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >galloway was the ideal cop partner
            nah to me that was biggs, he fitted more into the dark noir theme to my liking, probably because he was the commentary in some scenes, and I found him to lean towards the ugly truth, truth nonetheless like most noir films
            I did like the duo aspect when it came to rusty, him being the brawn and phelps being the brain, rusty was always quick to get messy, punch first ask questions later and phelps would be there to be sure he didn't go overboard with it

            I wished we could have seen more how stefan would handle himself with rusty since being transferred to homicide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      best character
      >Now they're a no-piece!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You frick boys, Ganker?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ARE YOU A MADMAN?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THAT WAS A TAX PAYING CITIZEN YOU JUST BOUNCED OFF THE FRICKING HOOD, PHELPS

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >LA
    >Noir

    Just because you're all wearing fedoras and shit doesn't make it noir

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It literally does, its one of the pre-requisites of calling stuff "noir". It's like neon colors and cyberpunk.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        by that logic every rave is cyberpunk

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cyberpunk always has neon colors, but not everything with neon colors is cyberpunk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mechanix gloves
      every time

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT IS THE CHARGE?
    HAVING A MEAL?
    A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

    GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gentlemen, this is Democrrracy manifest!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE LYING, MORGAN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't tell me you actually jerk off, Phelps?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Courtney Sheldon was a corpsman, Roy. He served his country! He went out with a medical kit and an Army .45 and into places that made the Valley of Death look like a picnic. He was either naive enough or dumb enough to get involved in the Suburban Development Fund along with the mayor, the D.A., Monroe, and a certain crooked cop. He was involved in the morphine heist, but he has a puncture wound in his jugular, which makes this a murder case. He was a better man than you'll ever know! You say one more word about him and I will blow your FRICKING HEAD OFF!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >one
      **mone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Courtney was an absolute unit, a goofy kid, and a complete moron at the same time
      fricking how

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing Cole go from a rulebook citing square to a man blazing his own path was a hell of a journey.

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