>le bad literally broken game is actually Le good

>le bad literally broken game is actually Le good
Why does this keep happening especially with Pokemon fans?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sonic games are gay though

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scarlet and violet are fine, except for the technical issues of course. but i can accept those since the whole open world thing at least changed the formula up quite a bit, while sword and shield for example were just boring as hell.

    i just want them to go back to 2D

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they still haven't fixed the dexcut
      they still haven't fixed the movecut
      they still haven't fixed the forced exp share
      they removed set mode
      they removed the option to turn off battle animations
      the battle animations are lazier than the ones we got in PLA in which the pokemon run up to their targets like they do in PBR
      they removed battle facilities of any kind and there is no postgame whatsoever unless you buy the DLC scam
      they force you to remove transfer exclusive moves from your pokemon
      the render distance for models in the overworld is still terrible
      they still have N64 textures for graphics
      you are a fricking hypocrite for saying SV is good and SWSH is bad at the same time. SV didn't fix any of SWSH's flaws. SV's openworld is dogshit and it ruins the whole game
      you need to get gamefreak's dick out of your mouth and then you should be stripped naked and forced to off of sweepstakes on live television as a punishment. that's what you deserve for buying shit games like SV and helping gamefreak ruin pokemon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hey, you can say whatever you want about me, but i didn't spend money on it at least

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then why are you white knighting for it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because i thought it was alright. didn't say it was great, but i didn't regret playing through it. i'll admit that i have lower standards for this franchise than i should though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >forced exp share
        wtf, why?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because GayFreak are hacks

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you skip all wild battles and just do trainer battles the game is perfectly balanced

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            catching pokemon gives EXP to the pokemon so you can't exactly avoid it. you would otherwise be forced to solo the game with your starter which would also make it too easy. there's no justification for the forxed exp share

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're trying to cut down on player grind and mimic how most other party based RPGs work.
          The otherside of things is that powerleveling is easier than ever and has more payoff than ever, and it disconnects the player from feeling like they actually had a hand in growing their monster's powerlevel.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mimic how most other party based RPGs work
            You mean the ones that have more people in a battle than 2?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they still haven't fixed the forced exp share
        imagine being such a secondary homosexual and wanting it removed

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wanting options is not a bad thing

          i would never turn off exp share personally but people should be able to play without it if they want

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only real problem with it is that it fricks up EV spreads. Honestly the whole system of EVs and IVs are shit and need reworked though

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            EVs are fine. They're IVs done right. EVs at least prevent you from dumping 252 into all stats and they're much easier to control than IVs. If they removed IVs but kept EVs that would be fine

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think PLA had the best system with GVs (the grit dust). What would be perfect is if they got rid of IVs, used GVs, and also incorporated EVs while also making it easier to remove them. Gen VI straight up let you nuke all EVs from a Pokémon and restart from scratch and that feature has been removed in all subsequent games, forcing you to use the berries which you can’t even farm anymore. Shits whack

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Scarlet/Violet DLC has a minigame where you can win an item that straight up nukes every EV you've got on a Pokémon.

                And by "can't farm anymore", I assume you mean that you can't plant them, right? You can still get unlimited multiples of the berries you need.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            EVs are easier than ever in SV besides maybe XY, and IVs have the bottlecap shits which make them free to max so it’s only relevant when going for 0 speed shit for ditto (or I guess 0spatk to play around foul play), and in those cases you only need to do one IV and just bottle cap the rest. And even getting a high IV ditto is super easy too meaning you don’t need to spend many caps, because the raid ones have some number of IVs depending on the raid difficulty and people share that shit (and you can cheese the ditto raid).

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dexcut
        I never got the complaint about the dexcut, it's just way too many pokemon to make after a certain point. It's not like all the pokemon were thoughtfully designed and they'll be sorely missed. You have those uninspired boring pokemon like that icecream shitter no one uses, you think anyone will miss him being gone?

        completing the dex was reasonable during the original games. Doing it nowadays without hacking is kinda crazy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's just way too many pokemon to make after a certain point
          You realize they have literally every pokemon model in home right? It's not like they have to fricking redo shit for every one, unless they're just being big morons.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm guessing if it was that easy to port them over they would've just done it. They probably have to do a bit of work for every pokemon they add in and make sure they don't conflict with any of the other pokemon. You could make the argument that the problem is exponential when they keep adding more and more

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >a bit of work
              Oh no.
              If they weren't such fricking morons they'd only have to do a little bit of work, and then that work wouldn't have to be done for the next game. But no, they're fricking moronic and need to manually create their fricking tera form models from scratch and their dynamax models from scratch.
              For tera form they literally needed to put a fricking head bone in the model and use that, but they are too fricking stupid and indie to figure out geometry shaders in 2024.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They aren't moronic, you forget gamefreak is a small indie company!!! They're trying their hardest anon!!!
                But in reality gamefreak is probably like 3 guys chained up in nintendo's basement forced to work on the new game every year for pennies.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >like 3 guys chained up in nintendo's basement forced to work on the new game every year for pennies
                I'm pretty sure they're not. They're a bunch of 2D game developers who don't have any experience with 3D game engines, making their own, shitty game engine when they should either use UE or get a new fricking team. Either they think they have the kojipro team and can actually do 3D engine work, or they have some c**t manager who tries to save a buck for a huge bonus.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up, pokeBlack person

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i can accept those since the whole open world thing at least changed the formula up quite a bit
      Ah yes poor indie company needs at least 30 fricking tries to get it right.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >scarlet and violet are fine
      Annnnndddd this proves OP right.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I've seen a single post praising SV by itself without bringing up SwSh out of nowhere.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well it is the direct comparison, since they are the only other mainline switch games.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and it's funny how LE OPEN WORLD meme is the only thing people praise it for and it is the exact same thing as swshit otherwise

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gamefreak is the worst company on earth. all of them need to be stripped naked and forced to live off sweepstakes on live television just like Nasubi. that's a good punishment for lazy and greedy fricks like lazyfreak that love to be anti-consumer. SV is one of the worst games ever made and the poeple who bought that game and defend gamefrick should also be stripped naked and forced to live off sweepstakes on live television. i want gamefrick and their fans to FRICKING SUFFFER

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SV is one of the worst games ever made
      You only think this because you only play Pokemon, same spectrum as the people that mindlessly praise Pokemon. Don't mindlessly hate either.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no
        I've played Touhou, Plants vs Zombies (only the first and second), a handful of Mario games, Buck Bumble, Donkey Kong Country (the original and Returns), Rabbids Go Home, and numerous flash games that i don't remember the names of. I've played some a handful of non-Touhou shmups as well but not for anything more than an hour or two. I was also just playing Rogue Squadron yesterday. there might be some more i'm forgetting. this is off the top of my head

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it until the superior version named Palworlds came out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Palworlds needs a motorcycle though. Not a motorcycle pal because that's disgusting. Just a sweet ride for refined ingots, leather, circuits etc.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno, I really like that all your tech is Pal-powered.
        If we get vehicle, if either need to be steam-powered with a little nest for a foxspark under the boiler, or electricity-powered with a Jolthog inside a hamster wheel - something like that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like frick it does. Fenglope runs at mach 3 and can jump like 50 feet in the air.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Palworld is nothing like Pokémon though.

      I want to play a Pokémon game, I play a Pokemon game. I want to play Minecraft, I play Minecraft. I want to play another crafting game, maybe I'll get Palworld one day.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game looks and runs like complete garbage but I still had fun with it. It does not deserve to be praises as a good game tho

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ugly models
    >Bland world
    >Glitches galore
    >Set mode removed
    >Still no voice acting (not even basic grunts)
    >Same basic gameplay for the past three decades with a different coat of paint
    >Selling you an unfinished game and then selling you the rest as DLC (or a completely separate release)
    I honestly can't even blame Game Freak for how crappy the games have become, because they literally, genuinely don't need to try and they'll likely still break sales records. The Pokemon IP is too big to fail, which makes the fans panicking about Palworld all the more ridiculous.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's been 0 days/hours/minutes/seconds since Ganker and Xwitter last cried over Pokémon SV
    holy kek

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pokémon will never be a masterpiece.

    >Gameplay = A mash on SE move.

    >Literally the lowest of the low in terms of turn based combat.

    >Creatures and humans look like overdesigned clowns.

    >Random roadblocks for no reason to force linearity.

    >Lazy ass animations to fit TPCI’s greed.

    >Constantly running into the same 3 rats and bats in random encounters.

    >Wack levelling system that goes to 100 despite final boss being like 60 on average. Early levelling especially doesn’t work.

    >Gameplay loop is start and stop with characters constantly bombarding you and words words words.

    >2/3 of the mons are deadweight clones of eachother, and having so many erases the idea of meaningful interactions.

    No wonder a Chinese knock-off is beating it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No wonder a Chinese knock-off is beating it.
      What a forced meme, no flash in the pan meme game is going to beat Pokémon and force Nintendo and TPCi to get on GF's lassy asses

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gameplay = A mash on SE move.
      t. low ELO

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is good thoughever. A game’s appearance has little impact on its quality as a game, and it being buggy is greatly overstated.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it weird that I saw Spidey and Venom from the thumbnail?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SV is good though

    Can’t wait for gen 10 so we can get another open world game but with better graphics

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for you input GF shill. Now go back to b***hing about Palworld

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does everyone remember #ThankYouGamefreak

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