Leon

>Hey listen leon im a hot, young 20s girl with a cute face, huge beasts and the presidents daughter
>I'm also rich, submissive, who just pair bonded with you and i see you as this ultimate protector figure
>Do you want to come to my house and take turns busting nuts in my fertile tight pussy?
>Hum no thanks

>Prefers to get wiener teased and simp for an asian women that doesn't frick him or give him the time of the day, she also betrays him constantly

What did he actually mean by this?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you know exactly what he meant, don't make me say the F word

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DON'T SAY IT
      Noooooooo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      uhhh... f word... frog? why would leon say that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He really hates frogs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      uhhh... f word... frog? why would leon say that

      no way frog

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if you could feed RE4 Leon's voice to an AI to make that meme line and then mod it into the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. Leon, being a part of POTUS’ security apparatus, knows about Ashley’s Futanari secret that the audience isn’t privy to.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You couldn't possibly understand. Know why? Because YOU are Ashley. YOU are pair bonded.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can you blame him? Ashley is a shit tier waifu.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://vocaroo.com/1lbfkGMMkwSR

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    men only want what they can’t have.
    besides, the ones that won’t give you the time of day are usually the ones with emotional depth
    those eager to wife b***hes have no nuance

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm. Eager hoes are pretty good for a pump and dump, though.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NO WAY gay

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >take turns
    wut

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the presidents daughter
      with the president of course

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He read Berserk and what happened to Griffith.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NWF

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ada straight up tries killing him with bladed floor sweepers in RE6 too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't that clone Ada?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Leon knows a trap when he sees one. Love is the death of duty. If he goes with Ashley or Claire, he'll get soft. Ada will keep his edge sharp and Leon instinctively knows it.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He meant that WMAF is the supreme choice and white women hit the wall at 25

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has finally settled, was wesker raping jill the whole time she was kidnapped? Why else would he turn her blonde, i bet that was his kink.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they should've said wesker's kid came from Jill

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think Wesker transcended thot-bait with his refusal to turn that one big tittied chick in the white dress into a breeding factory.

      The amount of milk she could have produced could have fed an army but he "no way"'d her real good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're not wrong actually. In one of the S. D. Perry books he indeed is into blondes. He had the hots for one of his superiors who turned him down, and was glad to have the satisfaction of shooting her zombie-self.

      I think Wesker transcended thot-bait with his refusal to turn that one big tittied chick in the white dress into a breeding factory.

      The amount of milk she could have produced could have fed an army but he "no way"'d her real good.

      This. Not even Excella could distract Wesker from his mission. Or maybe she was just too eager, like Ashley for Leon.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i love the edits

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who wants cookies when there are cookies in the jar?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she's only in her early 20s you sick frick

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It is because Ashley is a vaxxie.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>Do you want to come to my house and take turns busting nuts in my fertile tight pussy?
    take turns? with who? what kind of cuck shit is this? no way gay. dont talk anymore for the rest of this jetski ride.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's quite a big thing you have there.

    Okay what did she MEAN by this??

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Then he proceeded to chase after Ada becoming a drunktard for 9 years.
    RE4 happens in 2003 and 6 was 2012.

    I've talked in previous threads about how much I hate the fact that all RE protagonists became old and never made their own families, and it's extra stupid because Leon got the right setup right here at the end of 4.
    He destroyed the army of a small country to save the president's daughter, she wants to frick him.. well, he should have said a cool one liner, and in RE6 we see him already having a family. Talking with Ashley on the phone about getting the kids to safety or something while he goes to fight, and we'd be
    >Awwww

    And I mean after fighting a goddamn army of hell to rescue this particular b***h who never even held a gun, the least he deserves is to frick her in every hole.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      first time i saw sherry in re6 i thought it was ashley

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Agreex

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >never made their own families
      Excuse you. How dare you ignore Claire and her daughter Shirley?

      ... Hey wait a minute, if Chris was so obsessed with continuing the Redfield bloodline, why was he wasting his time with Ethan instead of trying to get his niece laid?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sherry isn't a biological Redfield. And even if she was she's basically a mutant (which is also why Chris refuses to breed with Jill, but he also cannot breed with anyone else since he has too strong feelings for Jill)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're doing this to SF characters too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not really
        >ken is married to Guiles sister and has a kid
        >Chun adopts a girl and raises a village of kids
        >Rashid's LI dies
        >Rog raised Ed
        >Cammy is rescuing and raising the Dolls
        >Dee Jay is too busy with being a superstar to settle down

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >ken is married to Guiles sister and has a kid

          He had a family pre-timeskip. We're post timeskip where everyone is old, so old that E. Honda has grey hair.

          >Chun adopts a girl and raises a village of kids

          Cause Capcom don't want her to get knocked up.

          >Rashid's LI dies

          ???

          >Rog raised Ed

          No blood relation.

          >Cammy is rescuing and raising the Dolls

          She didn't rescue shit, she spent the whole SFV story losing to Vega. Also they're not related by blood. She's still single.

          As i said, SF is doing the same thing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Not really
          >Proceeds to list characters who aren't protagonists

          Anon...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If the world warriors aren't protags then only Ryu is and he has always been concerned with fighting above all else

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everything after RE4 is absolutely moronic.

      RE2make should have started a new timeline but they weren't brave enough. And now we're in this fricked up remake cycle where they somehow made Claire and Jill ugly as shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NuLeon is ugly too honestly, and Ada isn't as hot as she used to be unless you explicitly have an asian fetish.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        re4 was moronic too, it was just fresh and novel

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people that still don't get that her being the presidents daughter makes her less desirable, ESPECIALLY for a man in leons position

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not riding the monkey eared gravy train for a posh home life and easy work promotions
      ngmi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      implying the president wouldn't allow a one man army that went through hell to bring his daughter back, to take her hand and keep her safe. The president would've loved Leon as his own son, had the story taken a different turn.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And then Leon kills her dad in the CGI movie, lol.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        President isn't a king in medieval stories.
        They don't take war hero to marry their daughters.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He did his job, he got his paycheck. It's not like he was doing them a favor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You do realize RE, particularly 4, isn't known for logic right? I repeat, especially 4.
      It was absolutely a cheesy story in which the president of the US sends Conan the Barbarian to destroy Spain and bring back his daughter, it was in tone for this game to end with Ashley asking for overtime and Leon saying
      >Oh, Leon will help you alright
      CUT TO CREDITS.
      Hell fricking play a rock song and show us their vacations pictures and the final frame is them with a baby together. That would still be Resident Evil 4.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, if they just went dating no one would care, they might even consider it a good thing, having an agent frequently around that Ashley wouldn't mind
      If he just fricked her and word got out that would be a different story though, but Leon's a professional so...

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Leon Please frick my sister

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No way gay(s)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      chris should do that himself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chris is to busy fricking Jill

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sheva*

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but you're white eww

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >take turns
    Wh-What?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      With her dog.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley's fertile pussy and huge beasts should have been exclusive Las plagas property.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ada is 1000x times hotter than Ashley, I would 100% refuse all of Ashleys advances if it meant I could sniff the inside of Ada's bra once and I am not even joking.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>Hey listen leon im a hot, young 20s girl with a cute face, huge beasts and the presidents daughter
    >>I'm also rich, submissive, who just pair bonded with you and i see you as this ultimate protector figure
    >>Do you want to come to my house and take turns busting nuts in my fertile tight pussy?
    Based Leon:
    I'm not attracted to kids.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe Leon is 28 at most during the events of RE4, he's my age.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Leon is a fictional character. He does whatever the writers say he does. People like Napoleon however were already leading artillery battalions at 28.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If he joined the police around 18, but 28 he'll be a very experienced proffesional. Which he is.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Leon, the Professional
          >frogs

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It means he has standards. Ashley and Claire just aren't woman enough for a chad like Leon.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ASIAN GIRLS EVERYWHERE
    UCLA
    YOU SEE ME BAE
    YOU SEE ME BAE
    ASIAN GIRLS EVERYWHERE
    UCLA

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A real man grows through suffering. Leon took the chad path

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Asian girls >>>>> whitu pigu

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because men don't actually want nice girls like me, they only chase after superficial c**ts that abuse them.
    Moids would prefer to suffocate under Stacy's pussy rather than to have a plain housewife that loves them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His body, his choice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >like me
      please be in london

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Leon is a top percentile man. Average women like Claire shouldn't even be allowed to look in his direction. The problem with society is that fat mousy c**ts unironically think they deserve men like this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >girls are too good for him
        >ends up dying as alone and as virgin.
        Sound about right.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        T H I S

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t. Fatty or troony

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bruv

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is a moid

      • 1 year ago
        saucy

        A femoid I think

        A feminine person but not actually female

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You never frick your bosses daughter bro. Everybody knows that. He made the only choice he was given.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If it's not Wong it's Wrong

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can I get a tl;dr on the split screen coop in RE5 PC? Does it work well?

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Rejected Ashley
    >five minutes later tried to pick up Hunnigan
    What did he mean by this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Leon has a thing for chicks with glasses. It's no coincidence that Ada is wearing glasses when he encounters her for the first time in the original RE4. I bet they'll forget that though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But he asks out Hunnigan specifically when she takes off her glasses.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moronbro he only flirts with hunnigan when she isn't wearing glasses...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hunnigan wouldn't be a bad choice.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hi chris

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What did he actually mean by this?
    To be fair, Leon answers directly to the US President so I'd imagine that'd be a sure fire way to get dishonorably discharged. It's basically fricking your boss's daughter behind his back except much worse.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The game is made by japs, of course Leon would only have a thing for asian women.
    It's like in RE2R where Leon and Claire and kinda flirty with each other near the beginning, but the moment Ada turns up all his attention is directed at her.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>Hum no thanks
    He didn't say that.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    game's cheesy and campy as frick. I think they tried leon the kind of "badass" that rejects the girl at the end of the movie because he's a free spirit/doesn't want to endanger her/doesn't care about pussy/etc. Basically they tried making him too cool. That or japs are too moronic and they don't want they characters to be in a relationship for some reason (to stay pure or to not anger fujoshit heads or waifu shitters since japs are autistic like that)

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me date a fricking 20 years old instead of my hot as frick coworker or the super spy
    Unlike the permavirgins on Ganker, Leon isn't starving. Plus she has plagas cooties.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man there's no telling what kind of space aids that b***h is carrying after spending a week or whatever in captivity with the Plagas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sanest anon in the thread. my boy leon is just using facts and logic to avoid the spanish clap

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hot
    >cute face
    >Ashley
    Nope. Even if it were true, describing yourself like this is unappealing unless you're a full-on narcissist ojou. Ashley is one of the least hot Resi girls, Ada is the hottest, who the hell are you kidding, OP?

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >young 20's

    Because Leon isn't a pedophile.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the art get so soulless after re4?

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know RE are not narrative games but I hope the remake expands the relationship between Leo and Ashley, felt pretty barebone in the original.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the edited version.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Leon knows white girls are trash.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    True Wisdom dwells neither upon the path of Ashley nor the Path of Ada. It dwells on the Middle Path of Ingrid.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the new conversation is like this
    leon: wanna do some overtime?
    ashley: sorry leon, I only sleep with asian guys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I only sleep with asian guys
      she said she fricks every race except white, but with "exceptions" so she basically fricks everything

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait she wasn't a teen?
    Dropped

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >take turns
    ????????????????????????

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's the matter, kid? Never had a girl bust a nut inside you before?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not funny

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Who said I was joking?

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Leon is asian pilled
    Based. White women in the West should be avoided.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >take turns busting nuts
    who is the other one busting a nut in Ashley?

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >20s girl
    #NoHymenNoThanks

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So glad this scene and none of the raunchy stuff is present in the remake.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because he's a libertarian

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >white girl with maybe 3-5 years left on her face vs asian woman blessed with good genes so she'll be frickable until he's 55
    a real head-scratcher for sure

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oye

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's such a thing as not being sexually attracted to every woman you ever meet, if you weren't so depraved of females in your own life you wouldn't have to overcompensate so much by projecting yourself onto a video game character.

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