>let us slap some nasty pink spikes on top of donphan so we can pretend we came up with a new pokemon!

>let us slap some nasty pink spikes on top of donphan so we can pretend we came up with a new pokemon!
>frick putting effort into things we will half ass everything instead!
paradox mons and SV were the biggest mistake this frnachise ever made. SV is the epitome of gamefreak's laziness and paradox mons are a prime example of this. every single aspect of SV is rished/lazy. the game has low quality N64 textures all over the overworld, the game has no battle facilities or any kind of post game, the dexcut still hasn't been fixed, you can't turn off battle animations, pokemon designs are incredibly lazy, etc. this is the worst game in the series

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No need to spam damage control threads when many people made pro-gen 9 threads.

    It is objectively the best generation and it already sold 24 gazillion copies anyway

    Anyway on an actually interesting note, paradoxes made me notice a pattern, how Gamefreak does a 1 "past mons form" new concept per generation.
    Aka gen 7 has UBs and old mons wise it has regional variants. Gen 8 has Gigamax which are like megaevolitions. And gen 9 doesnt have teracrystal forms because paradoxes take that spot and teracrystal forms would require more time to make the game. I wonder if someone imagined how they'd be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No need to spam damage control threads when many people made pro-gen 9 threads
      if you call SV a good game, then you are the ultimate gamefreak wienersucker and you must be a paid shill like joe merrick. this board needs SV hate threads to drown out the shills or otherwise the game quality will keep declining. stop defending gamefreak's laziness, moron. they need to be criticized 24/7

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But the criticism of pokemon haters only generated trash like LGPE and BDSP and in fact pushed for the removal of much depth from gen 5 and 6, for the creation of a full openworld with no linearity that has many positive sides but has negative ones too.

        Gen 9 has done more things well than not, hating on it isn't positive impact.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But the criticism of pokemon haters only generated trash like LGPE and BDSP and in fact pushed for the removal of much depth from gen 5 and 6
          how did people criticizing gamefreak lead to any of those things? please explain
          >a full openworld with no linearity that has many positive sides
          there are no positives in SV
          >Gen 9 has done more things well than not
          again, there are no good things in gen 9, hating the games is a good thing if you aren't a paid shill like joe merrick

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          musics shit, pokemon are ugly, graphics are shit, performs like shit, the map is barren and ugly, towns are barren, less customization than the previous shitty game, cant turn off animations, no set mode, cant use all the pokes, removal of legacy content like the battle tower. games are horse shit only liked by pedophiles and obese twitter trannies that care about the rancid homosexual story

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nothing i said is wrong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its funny cuz u brought up joe merrick loo00ol

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              well yeah he actively shills for gamefreak and he his cancer needs to be called out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It is objectively the best generation
      worst*

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, because lazy redesigns started with Gen 9, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also a shit game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True, but that applies to the last 4 gens. To claim it's a gen 9 problem is unaccurate, we've had this problem for over a decade now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh no how dares pokemon do power up forms for their previous characters:( they are GODS they cant do what everyone else does and has done since always:'-(

          This is what happens when you spoil western prostitutes.

          Besides power ups of old mons are solely great. Your handicapped brains wouldnt get it you hate pokemon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, because lazy redesigns started with Gen 9, right?

          it applies to gen 6 and megas too but paradox mons are so far the most egregious example of lazy rehash designs. thing is, mega evolutions if nothing else at least feel somewhat distinct from each other. meanwhile paradox mons are all the same thing
          >pokemon but skin teeth, spikes, and eye liner
          >pokemon but robot
          with very little variation

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Landorus at home

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come home, white man.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking at scarlet and violet, half assed is giving it too much credit.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that'll be more lazier than Paradox Pokemon would be something like this:
    >Hey! Remember every legendary Pokemon? Well, now they have been reincarnated as "insert some existing Pokemon"!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lets make gardevoir a black woman and call it a new pokemon
    Bravo Turner

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's a list of mons that turner designed and gothitelle isn't on here
      https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/James_Turner#Pok%C3%A9mon

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mistakegay thread, sage and hide

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whoops I didn't mean to sage sorry

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i agree paradox mons are lame, but as someone who hasn't enjoyed gens 6-8 this game honestly felt like a breath of fresh air. renewed my faith in game freak's ability to produce something decent. its not perfect by any means, but it really does mark a return to form.

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