>let's make the defining characteristic of this character be her HUMONGOUS tits
What the fuck was Toriyama thinking?
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>let's make the defining characteristic of this character be her HUMONGOUS tits
What the fuck was Toriyama thinking?
>What the fuck was Toriyama thinking?
Only the greatest things
>embedded image
fag
i dont see it
That's a false positive from having the booru hash in the filename, how is there no detection of duplicate "embeds" is beyond my understanding.
How do I get to see embedded files emdedfag
talking about it gets you banned for 30 days
>anon's reply about it gets deleted in less than a minute
I guess jannies really hate that addon.
they do because of pedos
NTA but it’s funny because the ended feature was used for a time to post cp
no shit
>for a time
It's not even embedding any image data, it's literally just a link in filename to image hosted on public moderated image hosts. Same as "sound threads" and linked mp3s.
Embedding secondary data in the file itself is banned for good reason.
>It's not even embedding any image data, it's literally just a link in filename to image hosted on public moderated image hosts. Same as "sound threads" and linked mp3s.
>anon doesn't know
your right about it not embedding image data though
retards like you who are confidently wrong are the funniest
I mean specifically
oh right, carry on then
>why are you on top of me you slut
More pierced nips please
My third eye is open, you filthy embedder. But in this case, it likes what it sees.
It's trannies putting in interracial and cuck porn
They really do ruin everything for everyone
They do because feds here implant illegal shit in the pngs they post.
Just get rid of the ban afterwards
Go tbharchive and search up a general called cumg, you'll find something eventually
third eye embeds booru images but it just posts it again if the filename is the same as the image
dumbass
>had this on my computer
>get a new computer
>can't remember how to get it back
>googling gives nothing
genuine retard
I could explain why you're a fucking idiot but you wouldn't learn anything
Maybe get your eyes checked?
No. Fuck you.
The guy who named his main character's wife "boobies" is based?
Damn anon didn't know you were this slow on the uptake.
My first vidya crush i came buckets to.
He's a horny sumbitch
LukeGAWD fucked her
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
>What the fuck was Toriyama thinking?
big boobs are okay because it's a tomboy
All tomboys should have a huge rack.
yes
I agree
>holding hands with a boy that you dont want to touch you
whore
You should learn how to recognize when 'no means yes'.
>playing games
Just how it is with women.
Nta, but im too autistic for that shit. takes me years of self reflection to even think a girl may have been hitting on me.
Just hit them back and see if they like it. Should be pretty obvious even for the most autistic among us.
you dont understand, anon, i literally spill spaghetti even with the most basic small talk. if there is a way, it will happen whether i try for it or not.
>hit woman
>go to prison
Thanks
but tomboys are supposed tobe better than that
"Hold my hand. And if I'm still holding it when I wake up I'll trust you didn't caress my killer bod while I was nappin'." in tomboy language translates to "I'll stay awake and hold your hand. Meanwhile use your free hand to touch me.". Sure, the average woman would be a lot more vague about it. But tomboys basically spell it out for you if you're not stupid.
Deleted previous post because some ESL was showing in it and I felt embarrassed.
Appreciate your efforts to preserve the High Speech.
In a few more generations, we'll all be communicating in grunts, dabs, and emojis.
How does that translate like that?
It doesn't. Tomboy lovers are masters of coping though.
Deleting posts is far more embarrassing behavior.
>tomboys
No such thing exists I'm afraid. It is purely the realm of anime.
we can't expect god to do all the work.
I replied to
retard
They exist but call themselves "non-binary" now and use "they/them" pronouns.
Doesn't matter because they still have a pussy and are tomboys in everything but name
Either huge racks or nearly flat chests. No in-betweens.
Yep
>Huge > Flat > Big
and no point discussing anything else.
Big > Flat > Huge
Small > Flat > Big > Huge
i don't prefer any boobs tbh if we would be speaking about irl because i never touched any and i would be fine with any
Same.
The bed scenes in HR are heartboner tier.
breed brown elf women.
Too bad it's SAO, so only Lindsey and Argo don't completely suck.
>Tomboys
You mean FtMs right?
No, Tomboys. chud propagandists need not apply, and need to hang themselves.
Eighto’s wife is so beautiful
these all suck
this one is ok but theres better from that game apply yourself
most of these are good
>these all suck
Its an acquired taste
and not mine, sorry
Best taste ITT.
I'm fucking gay then.
It was a different time. Humanity and video game players have matured greatly in these few years.
Sex sells? Nope. Respectful and empowered depictions of women are what turn us on.
>Matured
They just went a new route. Degeneracy
oh god this scene, you didn't have to remind me.
>What the fuck was Toriyama thinking?
"boobies lol"
I really have to finish this game... I got to the star of the evil Jessica shit a year and a half ago and haven't touched it since. Playing on a 3ds just feels so awkward
Jessica putting on the sluttiest thing in her closet before leaving is a power move.
premise 1)
breasts are attractive
premise 2)
there is no premise 2
conclusion
we should have breast-focused characters in video games
Thank you, Data.
uh boobs?
I'll impregnate her, fill her pussy to the brim and then claim the GPU.
This is one of the witches luring innocent shotas with top of the line graphics cards.
Do NOT approach this woman. Run away and tell an adult.
Yep, tits.
Tits?
Yep, big tits.
Honkers?
Fat melons.
Lovely Jublies?
Gorgeous Gazongas.
Based.
Boudacious Boobs.
nikker
Whoa, easy with the hard r
no post more tits
Paizuri
>tfw Soda will never trip onto you and poke your benis thinking it's something in your pocket
Why live?
Elmer Fudds?
because yoko taro is a marketing genius for his market of 99% males
always make your females hot and white
its free advertisement forever
Based Yoko Taro.
I want to protect her smile.
>cuckold
what's the best way to play this game nowadays? ps2 or 3ds?
3DS so you can get the better ending
nta but what if i don't have the 3DS
Emulate it
oh right i forgot about Citra, i always tried to play it through PCSX2 but i heard the 3DS version got rid of those annoying random ass battles and instead made it like the modern DQ games where you have to go to the mob to actually engage with it, is that true or did i mistook it for something else?
Getting rid of the random encounters removes any difficulty of the game mainly the long dungeons they don't have save points before the boss.
The god bird is bs no matter what
sure but they're so FUCKING frequent like i move not even 5 meters and suddenly another fight, it gets tiring real quick.
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
There's no better way to make a woman memorable than that.
yep
redhead plus big tits perfect combo.
yeah right, bet the second the protage tried anything she would break every bone in his hand and proceed to slap him to outer space, anime style.
this is what a medieval female would fight in, for sure.
Picrel is not medieval tho?
Medea > Jessica
Don't @ me
>Projecting this hard
Gentle princess > titty monster harlot
wrong
Go to bed Angelo.
NO
Good, you can have Jessica. Eighter is for Medea.
horse pussy
The magic spring should've let her talk as a horse instead of having to go back there a bunch of times to actually see her for more than 5 minutes in the entire story
@anon
FUCK YOU
Probably:"What if there's people who don't want to hitch the MC off with horse princess?"
I hate Dragon Quest. Fuck the Japanese for liking this mediocre JRPG.
You're mediocre
I remember playing Dragon Quest 8 with my mum when I was just a little kid and my mum had no idea what sort of content was in a Dragon Quest game.
She got real uncomfortable whenever a scene involved Jessica.
Your mom sounds gay.
your mom had flashbacks to a time where she was a heroine too with similar attire
I played DQ8 with my mom at a young age, and I don't think she really cared at all lol. She ended up beating the game herself, I didn't beat it until the 3DS version came out.
I wish i had gamer parents.
can medea transform back into a horse after the curse is lifted like just as a joke haha
sure she can but she gets extremely horny in her horse form...
what makes you think its her defining characteristic? That's YOU sexualizing her.
big redhead tits
>tsundere, adventurous, ojou witch with mommy issues runs away to avenge the murder of her brother
This is a perfectly good character concept and her big tits only improve it.
>tsundere
No.
She's tsun as fuck when she's introduced but only remains so with Angelo. Otherwise she's pretty dere.
>This is a perfectly good character concept and her big tits only improve it.
Agreed
>Fights with whips
>Wears cute outfits
>"Sexy Beam!"
She's a series icon for a reason
Does she have jiggle in game?
yes
Show me.
Do you canonically fuck her?
You can in the 3DS version if you want
Can't find
>let's make the defining characteristic of this character be her HUMONGOUS tits
based
>What the fuck was Toriyama thinking?
"Hmmmmmm how based can I be?"
DQIV girls aren’t quite as stacked, but they’re still nice.
too big
nice medium size breast aren't appreciated enough
I actually enjoyed a run with all 4 as the last team
>Using Meena ever
I’m sorry
Don't be. Meena keeps the team safe with her magic.
They have pizzazz.
Who the fuck choose the Solo over Sofia
Solo's still a cool design imo
But I didn't pick him either
Should I play DQ4?
I've finished 1 and 2 but didn't really like 3 (GBA) and dropped it really fast.
Should I give it a second chance or just skip to 4?
Try all of them and continue playing the ones you like. Don't try to play too many in a row or you'll burn yourself out.
I’m surprised you didn’t like 3, people always rave about that one. Though admittedly I haven’t beaten it myself. IV was actually the first one I beat, after dropping 8. I’ll tell you that you probably want to look online for the version that has party chat, or play it on a mobile device. It adds a lot, imo.
4 is much more character-focused, and the gameplay style switches a bit depending on who the story is focusing on.
It's on the shorter side though.
2 is the bad one because they were just figuring out how to do parties, rest are well worth playing
paizuri queen
jessica's booba aren't even THAT big by anime standards, they're just well-shaped (which is much more important)
>jessica's booba aren't even THAT big by anime standards, they're just well-shaped (which is much more important)
Different sizes help promote healthy competition.
I love Sage so much
She's basically perfect
>they're just well-shaped (which is much more important)
"Jessica wins the battle of the bulges."
PAFU PAFU
pafu pafu
Anyone else use the Bradygames guide for Dragon Quest IV? They had a real hard-on for using Ragnar. And pic related in particular was so dumb. I had to grow my own brain to finally stop listening to it on subsequent playthroughs.
>Buzzer uses Kabuff, damage can be tough to deal
>Oh don't bring a Sap user though
I always used to have to grind him down with like, the Cautery Sword.
>had the nintendo power magazine that said "use the master ball on something rare and hard to catch like farfetch'd"
>had a bradygames guide for warcraft 3 that I'm pretty sure wound up being wrong after patches
>had a bradygames guide for diablo 2 that was definitely wrong after patches
I think the only good player's guide I've owned was Banjo-Kazooie and it was just damn good art with all the info of where shit is
I love big boobies so much, bros. The fact that big tits exist, and I've felt them, is proof enough that God exists and loves me. I'm so happy to be alive.
God doesn't exist and hates me.
I'm so unhappy to be alive.
What are some good games with heroines with huge tits?
0 from Drakengard 3
Alright but only because you asked so nicely
I love big tits so much, it's unreal
This is a Jessica thread for DQVIII, please keep it on topic please. Thank you for your cooperation
sex
Best DQ girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1L-j9SadOQ
Hey fuck you I play this shit every day now your chen posts are nothing to me anymore.
titties
Does Toriyama even design Dragon Quest characters anymore? or do they just bring him in for marketing and have him just rubber stamp designs
is DQ 11 good if i enjoyed VIII?
Yeah
bump
meant to say **good
>What the fuck was Toriyama thinking?
"I think I'll be based today."
He's like for real.
why does she wield the whip?
Sex with Maribel!
nah, im good thanks.