Lies of P

New update patch dropped.
What do we think of it?
Rising dodge is now a default ability.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was updated?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some balance changes and a few new costumes.
      Check the patch notes for details.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By the sounds of it some of the instant transmission attack timings like laxasia and nameless puppet if I had to guess. Free cosmetics and a few extra early quartz in the shop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      got easier again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they made P's ass rounder and bulge bigger

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish
        >the more you lie, the bigger P's pp grows

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If this and a shirtless skin aren't in the next update I'm supporting North Korea in the invasion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they should cage and plug him like proper femboy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this
          I preffer when porn keeps P's innocent/angelic look rather than the cookie cutter slutty porn persona thar doesnt fit him

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do i ng+ or do fresh? i messed up and chose the good boy ending

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NG+ unless you're retarded and want to unlock everything all over again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >progression bad
        brainworms

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone knows already which bosses were affected? I heard Nameless Puppet's eyes now glow before his dash.
    Do you think it's better to start NG or NG+ to experience the changed game?
    Early quartz without needing rising dodge and +5 boss weapon before BRB2 are huge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot: also the jump that Manus does goes way lower now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I beat it without rising dodge and don't see when that would have been useful. I don't know why you'd say getting that early is huge?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        some elites and bosses keep attacking while you're down. It doesnt happen often but when it does it's frustrating so might as well spend of rising dodge than actually useless shit like bag and cube slots

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because you can get combo'd if you get knocked down, and there are a few enemies, like the shovel boys, that knock you down and keep hitting just as your default rising animation is playing, knocking you back down.
        >inb4 lmao just don't get hit lololol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those are the only enemies I seen attack you while you're down, why was it so inconsistent anyway, sometimes I'd eat shit and live sometimes he'd do the follow up and instakill me. I still didn't buy rising dodge

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, I'm still on NG. I'm like halfway up the tower on the alchemists' island.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good change. Rising dodge is basically a core mechanic they shouldn’t have locked until you’re around BRB1

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played it, but i'm seriously disappointed with how little porn there is of this game. Like it's actually pathetic for a game with so much attention.

    What gives?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so much attention
      That's the thing, there IS no attention. It's just one small group spamming threads.

      Lies of P just isn't popular enough for more porn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy fuck, sauce??

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          please sauce

          paheal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bro, thanks!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who's the one fucking him in that vid??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please sauce

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >source
        ohhh fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        minor nitpick
        by why does every render forget P's big lush eyelashes???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most people are straight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the lack of top P is killing me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought FF7R Cloud would have tought you by now that cute boys don't get to top

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, i am so fucking tired of coomer artists doing this shit. It's almost like they don't realize twinks do in fact top.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >twinks do in fact top.
          ...You mean like sitting on top of a dick?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A smaller guy topping a bigger guy is orgasmic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I swear straights have no fucking idea about gay stuff.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And we don't want to, homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only a half fag actually, also you can only call me that after you have bought me dinner. lol

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'll have you know I've done a fair bit of research.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's just so boring seeing them bottom all the time stereotypes be dammed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                seriously what is this off topic homosexualry? fuck off the thread you utter homosexuals and go suck a dick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not a single pic of him fucking Sophia or Eugenie
        or both
        what a waste

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coomers should be hanged.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one day your parents will find out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Porn of what? There's like 3 worthwhile candidates for porn and one is the MC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cause your fujo filth doesnt play real games, so go back to bg3 fagfest

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good, fuck shovel bots

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cursed knight's halberd is a weapon I rarely see mentioned so I decided to try it out. It's pretty stylish and running r2->r1 is a nice combo. What are some other underrated weapons? Anyone tried the buffed weapons already?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rising dodge is now a default ability.
    What replaced it in the PeePee upgrades?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Retain guard regain I believe.

      Cursed knight's halberd is a weapon I rarely see mentioned so I decided to try it out. It's pretty stylish and running r2->r1 is a nice combo. What are some other underrated weapons? Anyone tried the buffed weapons already?

      Black Steel Cutter with saber handle is pretty brutal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The P-Organ, 'Rising Dodge' has been changed to a default ability Retain Guard Regain upon Pulse Cell use' has been added to the P-Organ system to replace 'Rising Dodge'.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone always posts threads about games getting patched anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anytime I see this I bump the thread so here you go

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Makes post about a video game on the video game board
      >LE BUY AN AD????
      Goddamn suck a cock homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Listen, games I hate should not be allowed on here, because anyone talking about something I hate is a still being paid by the company to advertise their garbage.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unnecessary change to be honest.
    The only thing that really punishes you while on the ground is the robot and there's like only 5 of them in the entire game. Getting knocked down in the game is rare enough so it should be punishing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this is my consensus too. People are just casualtards I guess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why it shouldn't be a thing. It's just an annoyance to have to wait for your character to get back up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >getting punished for fucking up is annoying
        You sound like a massive homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shovelbot was only true instant kill in the game, just bad design

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bad design
        Not at all. His attacks are easy to counter. If you got caught in his instakill move once you won't get caught in it again unless you're a shitter.
        The pinoccio puppet probably has the worst design.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7 playthroughs here and i think these are all good changes expecialy the get up change

      Yeah, this is my consensus too. People are just casualtards I guess.

      being able to get up is fundamental, you aren't playing a 60 year old boomer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >being able to get up is fundamental
        no its not its quality of life and should have stayed as an unlockable. it wasnt necessary to have to beat the game before all the nerfs and it definitely isnt necessary now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no its not its quality of life and should have stayed as an unlockable
          obviously the devs and community disagree on that, if it wasn't fundamental then there wouldn't be oneshot attacks that you can't avoid unless you have it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bocking and dodging are fundamental
            an ability to avoid being punished by a follow up attack is quality of life
            those follow up attacks were specifically designed to punish you for getting knocked down and guide you to that unlockable ability should you want/need it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Every knock down by a boss is an instant kill as they will follow up on you before you can get up
              >But you don't NEED the ability to get up, just never get knocked down, that was your fault
              I fucking hate fake Souls fags.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Git gud fagt

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                knock down by a boss is an instant kill as they will follow up on you before you can get up
                false
                victor is the only boss i can think of that actually has a knockdown punish and you can get up before it connects even without the ability

                getting knocked down and losing about half your life is punishment, making you get up for 10 seconds whenever you get knocked down is unfun af, one of the reasons why i prefer BB over LoP is because your feels actualy strong and fast whera in LoP you play a 60 year old boomer unable to get of the ground. in BB you get abbilities that make your already strong cjaracter even stronger wheras in LoP you unlock them to make LoP not a total bitch by fixing shit that already should have been here in the first place

                souls games and bb in particular are piss easy exactly because your character is mechanically strong from the start to the point that shitters pissed themselves in elden ring because of delayed attacks and enhanced tracking
                nothing will top sekiro ng+ no charm demon bell runs and its criminal that not even fromsoft is attempting to replicate it but instead making shit more accessible without even adding a hard mode

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nothing will top sekiro ng+ no charm demon bell runs
                Oh you're one of those trannies. Moving on.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and its criminal that not even fromsoft is attempting to replicate it but instead making shit more accessible without even adding a hard mode
                you have sl1 runs and any other no x gimmick run you can do in them just as much as you can in sekiro
                >souls games and bb in particular are piss easy exactly because your character is mechanically strong from the start to the point that shitters pissed themselves in elden ring
                no, they are easy because they are much older and simpler

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >victor is the only boss i can think of that actually has a knockdown punish
                second phase puppet king has also one and that one will one shot you

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              getting knocked down and losing about half your life is punishment, making you get up for 10 seconds whenever you get knocked down is unfun af, one of the reasons why i prefer BB over LoP is because your feels actualy strong and fast whera in LoP you play a 60 year old boomer unable to get of the ground. in BB you get abbilities that make your already strong cjaracter even stronger wheras in LoP you unlock them to make LoP not a total bitch by fixing shit that already should have been here in the first place

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you character feels already strong*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first time I got caught in a shovel-smash loop I wasn't mad, I thought it was funny.
      But it's still objectively bad game design and for the best that they made the rising roll part of your base movement, which it should have been from the start.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they buff other builds or str is king still.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >str is king still.
      when the katana with infinite guard parries exists? stop capping

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have the same shit with str except instead of parry it ignores all the damage and then destroys 50% of boss' HP

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You have the same shit with str
          no you don't, str weapons are slow af unless you use one of the faster ones say goodbye to small attack windows
          > instead of parry it ignores all the damage and then destroys 50% of boss' HP
          you can use a str blade on a dex handle and get litteraly everything a str weapon does besides stagger buildup but with a faster moveset. i did several playthroughs with both and while str is strong af with weapons like holy ark dex just dominated in almost all points

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >destroys 50% of boss' HP
            Stop lying. Boss health pools are so massively inflated (even post patch) no single weapon build combo can melt hp like a bleed build in ER could.

            both fables on wrench, noblesse oblige (ng+), buffed frozen feast etc deal massive damage. You gotta build for it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >very specefic ng+ build
              so? there is a clip of someone wrecking half health from the eldest using the katana with like one hit. ng+ specific cheese is irrelevant of the overall balance between str and dex

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1 weapon I named is specific to NG+. Other strength setups work great on ng already.
                You get katana in the endgame too btw.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >destroys 50% of boss' HP
          Stop lying. Boss health pools are so massively inflated (even post patch) no single weapon build combo can melt hp like a bleed build in ER could.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Was just about to start playing today
    >This drops and now I won't have beaten the game any more

    Fuck, why didn't I start last week?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enemies got massively nerfed long time ago so this changes nothing for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      previous patch was already "ydbtg" material, disregard that and just have fun with it.
      But don't use the boring crutch called police baton handle and you'll be good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just beat the (I assume first) black brotherhood fight yesterday. I have the starter greatsword handle attached to the wrench head I found in a chest. Game has been super easy so far with these two together. Add in my spider-man web smash arm and I feel pretty unstoppable atm. Am I beating the game so far?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unless you beat the game on the 1.0 version, you will never beat the game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, I have no control over that. Guess I'll just have to keep having fun instead. It's GOTY btw, at least the 10 hours I've played of it so far.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, that's a cool weapon combo

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >didnt beat the game patch 2.0

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how much did they buff summons and other stuff since release? I heard the game is quite a bit easier since then

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        summon and 2 healing cubes is enough to beat every single boss.
        just mash the boss while the summon takes the aggro, heal when needed. he will not die and you can not lose to a boss, unless you're absolute dogshit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        summon and 2 healing cubes is enough to beat every single boss.
        just mash the boss while the summon takes the aggro, heal when needed. he will not die and you can not lose to a boss, unless you're absolute dogshit.

        >using summons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          summon and 2 healing cubes is enough to beat every single boss.
          just mash the boss while the summon takes the aggro, heal when needed. he will not die and you can not lose to a boss, unless you're absolute dogshit.

          that doesn't answer my question

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Increased the damage of some weapons.
    Well gee, thanks. Does it really hurt so much to also tell which ones?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, guess we'll have to wait for some autist to upload a youtube video for us to compare.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just in time to start my ng+

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rising dodge is now a default ability
    thank god i beat the game before this dogshit change

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >made the game easier
    >again
    fuck these asiatics

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saw the patchnote, are the speedrun autist in panick mode ? It looks like they should be

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they'll just run old patch like they did with ER

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when is the dlc coming out?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they only just started working on it bro, don't get your hopes up

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like a soulless (pardon the pun) carbon copy of BasedSouls. Why should I play it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it does everything better than from does.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's anything but soulless, there's a shitton of useless details in the game that were put there because the devs are clearly autistically passionate about souls games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You shouldn't. It's more like Sekiro, not Souls. It has hard bosses with parry and no interesting world/level design or exploration

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They've changed half the game by this point with these updates.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rising Dodge is now default
    Was about to buy this when I booted up and resumed playing tomorrow. Does this mean I just have the ability now? Or new games only?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you didnt 100% the game before the first guides came out you didnt beat it homosexuals lmao

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I want is a topless outfit for P, give us what we really want, devs.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I 0layed the demo when it came out, my biggest complaint was that the parry windows seemed really inconsistent between enemies. This get fixed at all or has it not been an issue at release?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I expected NG+ Door guardian to take 3 fatals to kill, but frozen feast killed him in 1 fatal + a bit of damage after it. Nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Increased the damage of Fatal Attacks to better scale with the players stats.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this too, but I tried with another weapon before and 1 fatal didn't do nearly as much damage. Frozen feast did more work than fatals buff

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does
    P
    stand for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Puppet

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want them to stop making the game easier for babies

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normies win

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >delayed attacks
    >cutscenes and full hp in the middle of fights
    why every soul copy must take the worst things from FROM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are the best things they could take?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Build variety
        Equipment variety
        Level design

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        making the game less movie would be the best they could take
        oh nice i got to the first shitty squad as boss another shit idea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not true at all. every shitty ass souls clone just makes DS1/DS2 but worse and with game ruining gimmicks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        other clones i remember got the same shit things and reasons souls is getting worse with every game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can literally skip the cutscenes. Like this had got to be the dumbest complaint for a Souls like ever. Plus it’s not as bad as Lords of the Floppin prompting the opening cutscene every time you enter the fight.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new cosmetics
    >directly saying they buffed one of my favorite weapons (the puppet sabre)
    >more quartz to mess around with + rising dodge now a default ability
    I wish they were more specific about weapon balance adjustments in the notes. but still, good patch. I will probably do another playthrough once the date of the DLC gets announced.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the aesthetic is still incredibly generic feeling which is why this is still firmly a low A high B tier game and will stay there. Puppets are not aesthetically interesting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Puppets are just robots with a steampunk twist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sterampunk is an abomination

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your face is an abomination

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea doesnt feel the same stabbing a puppet vs stabbing a humanoid and seeing blood effects and gore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than "generic dark fantasy world" like every Souls games or even recent clones like Lords of the Fallen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seeing the playerbase of every souls game, even lord of the turd and purely singleplayer game like Sekiro still much higher than Lies of p i don't think so lol. Steampunk is some cringeshit, same with French

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The puppets were the best part of the game. You can tell a lot of work was put into making their animations very creepy and inhuman.

      In fact I would say the game gets a lot less interesting halfway through when you stop fighting puppets.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Truth, the ending levels really needed more puppets. I also wanted to see more "weaponized puppets" like the dogs with saw/drill/bomb heads. Like imagine the butler bots with a rotorblade arm or babybots on wheels.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you looked at the gallery? The enemy designs are extremely detailed and the bosses look really fucking cool when you see the detail. Let me guess you prefer the 5 enemies of lords of the sloppin?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Puppets are unfortunately the best content of the game, because after the puppets/steampunk horror fairground aesthetic you then get the incredibly uninspired Dude Crystals, Featureless Cave and Featureless Cave Pretending To Be An Aztec Ruin. In terms of environmental design everything worth seeing is shown in the trailers and is a simply copy of existing ideas.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do we think of it?
    Casual game becomes even more casual. I was half-drowsing during my NG+ run due to how easy the game is.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sophia paizuri

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat Laxasia, great fight. Couldn't figure out how to parry that dive attack after she launches 6-7 projectiles at you, so I just made her eat 3 Deus Ex Machinas every time she went for it. Works pretty good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just started holding L1 the moment I saw her move. worked most of the time

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can coomers stop being fucking annoying in every thread? no one cares about your jerk off material

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        missing some puppet joints

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kind of gave up on having normal Lies of P threads. Its either "XDDD this game le MOGS le (from soft game here)" or like two gooner fagtards spamming the thread.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual asiatics should have just added an easy mode instead of ruining the game for everyone else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >making an extremely early game ability available by default is equivalent to "easy mode"
      and dont even pretend like you arent popping rising dodge early because you already know how shit the phase 3 abilities are.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't bother, people like him play it once and think they are hardcore shit and any kind of balance change is "easy mode". i played it dozen times by now and think the changes are good and were needed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        an extremely early game ability available by default is equivalent to "easy mode"
        No, nerfing every monster and buffing the player multiple times over is equivalent to easy mode.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they are slight number changes. someone getting filtered by this game will still get filtered by the usual shit, who cares

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The biggest crime is just how hard they buffed the npc summon. He's an unstoppable tank now.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Top bag: Estus and Grindstone ONLY
    >Bottom bag: Throwables/consumables
    >D-pad: Lantern, homeward bone, blue potion, yellow potion (fable and legion recharges also acceptable over the potions)
    do we all agree on this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't agree with gacha tranime pedos.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just beat the game 4 days ago

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    romeo would not do that to him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Romeo is a gentle lover especially when it comes to Pcarlo

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beat nameless puppet first try in ng, ng+ and ng++ wih no cheese
    >die 30 times to victor

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a list of weapons changes in the patch notes/did they make the homosexual mine useful yet?

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Played through the game 3 times
    >My last ending is the real boy ending
    >Everyone in the hotel is puppets now
    If the DLC come out, should I restart on NG+++ before going to the DLC? Will my puppet hotel dwellers have an impact on DLC story?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please stop talking about literal off-topic homosexualry

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boss weapons are too overpowered

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >boss amulets 10+kg because OP (not realy)
      >boss weapon weights as much as any other weapon on average meanwhile they are fucking busted (not realy tbh)
      never made sense to me

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you fags equip more than 2 amulets without going over the weight limit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By using the weight limit increasing amulet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      capacity is the best stat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      15-20 cap w/ havels ring is where I aimed on my first playthrough i think

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to talk about Lies of P
    >Threads are infested with homosexuals and trannies who love looking at little boys
    Can you guys fuck off and let people enjoy the game without your gay shit all over the place?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      P is not a little boy though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >little boys
        Where? P is of legal age

        ah yes, a "little boy"
        come on
        shota Carlo fans can burn in hell though

        Is he wrong though? you guys are probably real pedos kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is P an underaged toddler?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro like P is just 2b but for gays. Nothing pedo about it my nigga.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and for very desperate gals

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought 9S was the robot for gays.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No. I am heterosexual and I love him.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                9S x P lewds when?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                who tops?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Either both top and they frot, or both bottom and they snuggle and kiss.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >little boys
      Where? P is of legal age

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, a "little boy"
      come on
      shota Carlo fans can burn in hell though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >help me Im being oppressed for being straight
      Whatever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the psychology behind it is that dudes feel uncomfortable when its sexual talk about other dude..I guess??

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They always have a victim complex and act like theyre being attacked.

          you're probably an ugly tranny with a nasty mole on his ribs

          Most trannies are agp straight guys with a lesbian fetish obsession. They're your problem not mine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i SWEAR I was normal before this game gave me a thing for puppetboys...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Short haired Pinocchio is best

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            agreed
            Why is this puppet so erotic, bros?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why did he build a puppet with skin marks?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you mean the freckles?
                certain fan circles joke that Gep was a pedo/pervert and his obsession with Carlo wasnt exactly fatherly

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gep is so based

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                motherfucker could had fucked off to bumfuck nowhere and start over with his cutiepie robot son who could had taken care of his aging ass until his last days
                but no, he had to fuck it up

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              beautiful face, love his hairstyle

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              because you are disgusting groomer bipedo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're probably an ugly tranny with a nasty mole on his ribs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This will never stop. P being an attractive character has given the gayz cart blanche to basically spaz the fuck out. It doesn’t help that build diversity is not as prominent in this game as with other Souls likes so we have nothing to yap about.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >n the gayz
        not to cape for chicks but there is a large amount of straight/bi women lusting for his robotcock as well

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Red fox: your style reminds of a legendary Stalker
    > black rabbit: you're not a bastard nor a sweeper
    Quality build is canon, pure mot/tech/adv builds didn't beat the game

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get hit by grab attack that does twice your HP bar of damage
    “this is balanced because it had a long windup and plenty of time to dodge it”
    >Get hit by shovel robot after an equally long windup and get combo’d to death
    “WTF! UNBALANCED TRASH, OVERHAUL THE ENTIRE GAME AND NERF THE SHOVEL ROBOT”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you quoting?

        Who are you quoting?

        Who are you quoting?

        mad cuz bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the stunlock only happened with unlucky timing on his follow up attacks. Normally it was possible to dodge out of it to the left without the rising dodge upgrade. I guess most people tried to roll away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro if you’re talking about Scrapped Watchmen please have a nice day now. His grab on NG does no damage (it should do more on base game) and it’s fucking easy to react too unless you’re autopiloting. If you’re talking about Victor/Swamp Monster/Corrupted Parade Master, get gud.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Geppeto is so lucky!!

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never minded the shovel homosexual, the real bullshit are some of the animations tricking the player with a non sensical animation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >storung

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he gets fooled by puppets.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hello chaps name to me good motivity weapon and also motivity legion arm thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy ark sword is fast, has high damage and the non charged r2 is great for poking while the charged r2 is still quite fast. all of this assuming you transform it with it's fable. good str legion is aegis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      greatsword of fate -> full wrench -> frozen feast -> noblesse oblige.
      just use aegis and puppet string for the final upgrade that gives you OP attack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just used fulminis the entire game and later the amulet that improves arms scaling too
      it's literally a hand-nuke

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it cracked yet?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did you enjoy the nude mod?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nexus removes the nude mod of P
      >the playable nude Soiphia mod is still up

      Glad I got P's before they took it down, it's a very good mod.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did they give a reason for that?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, whats the argument for keeping Sophia's boobs but not P's booty and dick??

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pinocchio is underage.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pinocchio is a puppet

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are you fucking serious?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that one theory about men fearing they might turn homo from seeing a handsome/good looking dude becomes stronger every day
        truly a fascinating if annoying phenomena

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's literally a girl tho

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, nude mood made it obvious its a dude
            my point still stands

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is a <30% weight build fun?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ><30% weight build fun?
      lol enjoy wearing nothing with no weapon or amulets

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you get more i-frames when under 30% bro
        or something like that, makes the dodge way smoother

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          iframes are for shitters learn to parry

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sure but unless you are into ng++ you won't reacj <30% without dropping basicaly all of your armor and amulets

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does the "p" stand for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pinocchio

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This cutscene goes fucking hard bros

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do we think of it?
    PhysicalChads stay winning. 1.0 forever.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wish there was at least one gun-type weapon, could have it attached to another weapon and have a slow rate of fire.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure it works as a primary, but more gun type options for the legion arm would be nice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and also a dagger legion arm for owl/walker-type moveset

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is a gun legion arm

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this game ridden with long cutscenes and text?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, the couple short cutscenes it has can be skipped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them are skippable and the ones that aren’t are short enough to not be frustrating

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it fine to go with your gut or should you fully commit to 100% truth or lie at the start of a playthrough to not screw yourself?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think there's ever a reason NOT to lie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      truth only achieves nothing imho
      and you don't need to lie exclusively. You can just say whatever you feel like and you should be good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's less about lying and more about being compassionate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >be compassionate by lying about being a puppet
        >be compassionate by sending Alidoro to his death
        >be compassionate by sending Alidoro to his death again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Alidoro
          it's about sending a suHispanicious weirdo away from the hotel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do what a human would do.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well I'm a human and I think I would give up and go tug my little junk mickey to some p*rn haha so i dunno if thats accurate haha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's less about lying and more about being compassionate

        >choose the dialogue I'd choose IRL
        >fail to become a real boy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the real weird one for me was when simon asks that one question as to what they create with the alchemy in chapter 7. monster is the human answer and the other a lie but only one of them gives humanity

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to Puppet King and Raiden?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dodge left. Helps a fuckton

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dodge to left and fable art interrupt his firefowl dance attack when he buffs his wepon with fire

        Puppet King = parry
        Puppet King Raiden = dodge to the left

        Thanks. I've probably been too parry-centric and slept on dodge all game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, Romeo is possibly the first boss in the game that favors dodging over parrying so heavily.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            eldest is pretty steppable aswell besides his repeated sword over head slams

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              True, but he also is a fairly long fight that's helped massively by just breaking his weapon before anyone even spawns

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          would you a half-crispy puppet, bros??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dodge to left and fable art interrupt his firefowl dance attack when he buffs his wepon with fire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Puppet King = parry
      Puppet King Raiden = dodge to the left

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sex puppet!!

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need to pick all correct choices to get the best ending or do I just need enough? Is there a certain amount that is known? I mostly just want to know if I can kill the guy at the tram elevator thing before the church to get the costume.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you need just enough, if in doubt listen to some of the vinyls for extra humanity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just enough, not sure how many exactly.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what lies does he tell? It's in the title but all I've seen is soulsborn gameplay, where's the lying?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He only lies if you lie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok but give me some examples. What are his biggest lies?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The glove questline, he tells a blatant lie at the end

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >crazy and dying woman wants you to find her missing baby
          >you find a puppet baby doll
          >take it back to her and tell her it's cute when she asks what you think about her child

          >you can tell an old lady whose face has been damaged by a disease that she's still pretty

          >telling a man that the most dangerous spot in the city is actually a safe place to hide

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's dialogue choices where you either have to lie or tell the truth.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute outfit mods for P when

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rising dodge is now a default ability
    OK?
    Yes it was stupid that it wasn't unlocked by default so perma-flatten droids combo you to death from one hit on release day, but I already unlocked that on the day of release. Why would I reinstall the game just because you fixed it a month later? It needed to be there on release not after everybody is already done with the game.
    Anyway marketing thread.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The boss summon trivializes boss fights. I didn’t even have to fight Puppet King outright I just charged up heavy attacks while the spirit ate combos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >second player character pulling aggro makes a boss easier
      What fucking year is it? Don't use it if then, if it's a problem.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The boss summon trivializes boss fights

      Just like every Fromsoft game, that's a feature, not a bug, it's the "easy mode" people always beg for without realizing it's right in front of them. This game even gives you items to heal/buff your phantom.

      Only in Bloodborne was it sometimes actually worse to bring a summon due to the increased HP of the boss. If you summon Solaire for Gwyn he basically solos him.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not to sound like muh feminazi but goddamn, it speaks volumes when the og book fairy was cooler and had better lore and involvement that whatever the game did to Sophia
    At least they'd had made her a evil dom mommy like her book counterpart, god fucking dammit

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am curious how they’re gonna balance the DLC. The only other Souls game with a skill tree and linear progression was Sekiro and that never got any DLC. On top of this LoP already plays like a charmless run version of the game. Thinking about how the phase 7 P-Organ gives you the ability to just negate the biggest BS moves all bosses/enemies have (fury attacks) I wonder if they’ll take that into account. DLC will either be relatively difficult but mostly the same as base game or so overturned bosses are gonna be on some Malenia shit to overcompensate for sweaties who on are on their 10th run.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i mean bloodborne existed with chalice dungeons and OP gems before hunters dlc with some of the harrdest bosses in the game still, so they'll balance around ng, probably +9 weapon territory if I had to guess, or maybe just straight +10 assuming players stuck in ng after beating nameless.

      hopefully every boss is laxasia 2nd phase tier (but hope not every boss is 2 phase bullshit, just have 1 phase really strong sluts)

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to try a new weapon for NG+ but the katana is too fun

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