like tf2, but better

like tf2, but better

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever seen a bigger corporate "how do you do fellow kids?" misfire than this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese boomers believing esg lies will always be hilarious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >esg
        I see people say this all the time now, what the hell does it mean? at first I thought it mean Epic Store Games but that doesn't seem to be the case.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ESG (Environmental, Social, & Governance)
          Many interest groups invest heavily into companies and "suggest" them to make "positive" changes in media and society. The easy way to do this is by forcing trannies, diversity, and now forced twitter nouns into media.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For what purpose?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              At this point who knows. Maybe it's some long term plan, or just out of spite. You're free to look into it if you don't believe me, but it's not going to get any better from here.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That has to be a shitpost and non-existent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly think hyenas will dethrone tf2 as the best class based shooter

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't funny that disgusting chuds can have tits but actual women can't?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally no one has ever said or believes this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh come on now. Some people believe that. Feminist Frequency made a living off of complaining about women with large breasts in games, and they have been largely influential on top of that. Whether or not that is a good thing is another argument, but you can't say NO ONE believes or says that female characters shouldn't have large breasts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut the fuck up gaslighting chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Australia ban flat-chested women in porn?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. They tried though. It got voted down because it was just a *little* bit too clown for the year it happened.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        titlets and their simp armies do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Golem be gone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not only big tits, but a fucking beautiful cleavage too
      meanwhile with real women

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so obsessed with drag queens now? They look like what a person with Downs Syndrome would conjure in their head if they heard the words "sexy lady".

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do these games keep being made? Who the fuck is this garbage for?
    Gamers don't like them
    Trannies and gays don't like them
    They don't sell
    Is ESG funding THAT good? What the hell is going on here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Demoralization
      No one buys them but garden gnomes pay them for inclusivity, its kind of a big money laundering operation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing outside the Party

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This might genuinely be the worst character designs ever made. You cannot pick one, except maybe the robot thing because you can't see what it looks like.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost half of those portraits have a soi face.

      >when you see an unsucked bbc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      new 'jaks just dropped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot that Destruction All Star exist, the only PS5 exclusive that didn't get ported

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Destruction All Stars at least had that one helmeted lady who had a nice body. Literally the only good thing about it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Quads of truth

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy fuck she's asking for it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's black under the helmet btw

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they making basedjack faces?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because leftists are somehow proud of being soibois

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They added the guy from the saints row reboot?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that nicolas Cage top left?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the Whites are making retarded faces
      >all the browns are looking smug

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats with the youtube thumbnail faces?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aXEoLSS.jpg

      like tf2, but better

      They look like your modern twitch streamer/Social Media influencer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      girl in sunglasses seems cool

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Almost half of those portraits have a soi face.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just making it realistic

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are morons, trannies, soiface, and homos in every game now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      top secret extra "funding" isn't so secret anymore, and now everyone wants free gibs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blackrock

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I absolutely refuse to believe ANYONE is looking forward to this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        State your reason why right now
        Character design and art direction is shit
        Gameplay looks like your run of the mill generic shooter shit
        Cosmetics look like shit
        These are not opinions but fact

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cool, unique art style
          >fun gameplay
          >fun backstories and writing
          It’s just fun

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Amazing. The existence of this Sonic thing actually devalues Sonic as a character.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >FUN
            sure doesn't look fun too me. This game looks like the mental equivalent of being assaulted

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drag queen
    >her
    But a drag queen is a dude wearing women’s clothing. If it were a her, it wouldn’t be a drag queen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They usually refer to drag queen personas by female pronouns

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lawbreakers but $862M

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of game is it even?
    Like a battle royale or something?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first person interactions really remind me of Alien: Isolation, and I'm kind of glad we didn't get A:I 2 now.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a gay, shill and subuman.
    Marketers deserve bleeding anal prolapse.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      digits, gay

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drag queen
    >tank
    At least the devs understood who everyone would want to be shooting at.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drag queen
    >has massive tits
    am i retarded or these people don't know what a drag queen is?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drag queens wear fake tits.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the "super game" that they made
    Top bur

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely dysgenic

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like a manifest of sharty's autism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank god every day you were not born a modern white man
      they give up their women to tribals out of white guilt and become these mutilated freaks as they let garden gnomes run every corporation instead of taking charge and kicking them out as their ancestors did

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 fucking hyena threads

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bros got the proceeding hairline

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      25% monkey

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck wants to play as a black drag queen LOL

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gameplay video looks potentially interesting, but the characters just scream obnoxious and as another anon said, "how do you do fellow kids". You know things are bad when the fucking Sonic kigirumi with a robot head is the least obnoxious character it appears.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God damn, this will flop harder than Babylons Fall

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    improvement isnt always a good thing

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is his problem?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all these game devs who think putting in discrete named personalities into their games will make then "iconic heroes" and be more relatable to the players, this misguided idea of making your class option be "characters" is foolish and counterproductive.
    This whole time I strongly feel that being able to customize a generic character and picking a class kit is actually more appealing than being a preset "character".

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game attempts to summon the "Suicide Squad" vibe and i hate it.
    It's overly quirky yet bloody for the sake of edginess but just enough to not offend a corporate suit.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a drag queen is a playable character
    >they give the spy disguise ability to someone else instead

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Other than Blackrock, who's the target audience??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Audience?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All these AAA studios keep adding in half-baked Class-based systems for the sake of money and diversity
    Look I get that the well is running dry, but how do I implement a Class-based system correctly so I don't end up making stuff that's like this? I get that TF2 was successful because of gameplay, but what made the Mercs standout?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You design something like Darkest Dungeon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bit of a cop out answer but Valve simply has (or, had) some of the best writers in the industry. It's not just TF2, L4D and Portal are dialogue goldmines as well.

      You conceptualize a class that can wear disguises and trick enemies of the other team. What can of character should it be? A suave french spy who delights in outsmarting enemies. You design a class that can run around at high speeds and dodge projectiles through sheer mobility? A young, annoying, hotheaded baseball fan comes to mind.

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