ITS TIME TO GRIND GRIND GRIND
DISREGARD ALL HODL POSTS YOU NEED TO FUCKING GRIND YOU ONLY HAVE 3 HOURS 30 MINUTES
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ITS TIME TO GRIND GRIND GRIND
DISREGARD ALL HODL POSTS YOU NEED TO FUCKING GRIND YOU ONLY HAVE 3 HOURS 30 MINUTES
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
HELP HOW DO I KILL THE BLOOD LASER SHARK FUUUUUUUUUU
You need level prudence 3 or above to understand this post
essentially if you do dungeons now you dont get updated dungeon rewards after maintenance
gay retards the weeklies reset but the dungeon will reset and then be counted as losses if you do them now
You are a fucking moron.
ok explain what it actually says then
I'M NOT LISTENING I'M NOT LISTENING LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
so they're going to retroactively turn all your wins into losses and take away rewards? That makes no sense
YOUR FUCKING RETARDED
>do dungeons now
>get all rewards
>you still get your rewards from before maintenance but your new weekly reset dungeon loses all weekly bonuses
>the weekly bonuses being lost from post update will be put into the system as 'losses'
You are an imbecile.
MD weekly bonus will be reset. The thing that will be counted as a loss is suspended MD runs.
Huh? Are they going to retroactively remove my bp progress and rewards from my inventory?
They couldn't track who received double rewards on roadmap rewards, which is stored on your message history, they can't track if you did or not did weeklies
It says weekly bonuses and daily free will ALSO reset retard
They're gonna turn dungeon runs left hanging before the patch into losses, not ones already won you fucking retard.
I had a run ended by maintenance updates and got rewards for that even since I was already on floor 3.
>Please make sure to redeem your rewards in advance
This says it all.
what does it say?
"If you have a run active when the maintenence goes up it'll be cancelled and you'll get the old rewards for it."
"Daily and weekly bonuses will reset when the maintenance ends."
>there's unironically some tard trying to bait people into wasting their resources
The only tard here is you, since it is clear to everyone that you can't read.
ay dios mio
which tutorial stage is the fastest?
Remember that besides your 5 DM runs you have to
>Refill energy with lunacy
>Do your 2 paid rolls
WE GO NOW
Ishmael just killed Gregor.
Why is it always Gregor
there is no double reset
there is only one week in one week
there are better rewards coming after the patch
For the anon that asked 0-3 is the fastest free stage to run for your stage daily/weekly
thank you, hopefully I can squeeze out 20 after mirror dungeons while I'm waiting for my dinner to cook
let me make it easy for those who think they'll lose their MD bonuses
I'M GRINDING AS FAST AS I CAN BOSS, ALREADY ON 3RD FLOOR OF SECOND RUN
Guys please I beg you to trust me, do your weeklies, they will reset, It clearly says it on the announcement. Please do them, you have 3 hours 20 minutes still
HOOOOLD DONT LET THESE LEMMINGS RUIN YOUR 6 LEVEL UP PER WEEK ANONS
ITS NOT WORTH IT
REMEMBER: Anyone who is saying to HOLD is Carmen trying to TRICK YOU
Do NOT be deceived!
>post yfw not a hold fag
DO YOU LOVE YOUR GRIND?
>accidentally offer a sinner instead of a clay doll to the calendar due to all the mashing
I've offered a sinner every time. Does it really even matter?
-100 calendar hp and -3 atk power or something like that
also your sinner can get staggered
I love Laetitia
You have finished your first run by now right?
nah I'm just doing todays battle pass, nothing more.
got stuck in a crosssword room, so not yet
Hear me, fellow Holdchads. I am grinding, but I still consider myself one of you. For we HOLD for a REASON. The point of holding is to wait for the right place and time. And that place and time is now. USE YOUR 12 MODULES! We’ve held out strong, and ought to have 160 already. Holdchads and Grindchads are not enemies. We are one and the same, but just wait for the time where we transition between states. CHARGE. DO YOUR 5 DUNGEONS.
Yeah, but i want to sleep.
>tfw paranoid due to other gacha game fuckery so i only plan to do 2 MD runs leaving 3 left in case they dont reset
Dominating: 95%+ chance you got it
Neutral: It's fucking OVER
Struggling: You could have stopped this
>ROUTE ON 3RD FLOOR ONLY HAS 2 BATTLES
YEEESSS THANK YOU DIRECTOR
CANT WAIT FOR NEW CONTENT BROS
best girl carrying me through to victory
HURRY THE FUCK UP!
Someone should make an edit of these threads
Y'ALL READY TO GET GRINDAN
THE TIME IS NOW
POST YOUR GRINDSONGS BROS
>get to third floor
>pick reindeer Ish since I like her
>get to the last fight
>get cocky and pick win rate
>Ish kills Heathcliff
>Faust corrodes and kills Outis
>Microwave rodion gets targeted by the boss (telepole dog)
Lesson learned I guess
Just give up and restart the fight
Yaaaaaaaaaaawn, I'm suddenly very sleepy. How about we stop grinding and go to sleep folks? I'm sure nothing bad will happen if you just take a little 3 hour nap.
d e c e i v e r
>appears during your speed grinding
JUST SNAP IT RETARD
The thing about losses is 100% just bad english to explain that runs in progress will be aborted and counted as a loss.
It also says weekly bonus exp and free count will reset as well so even if it gets reset or gets counted as losses it doesnt matter at all
Remember to do your paid single rolls qnons
I bought the 1 dollarino lunacy pack and got absolutely nothing from those 10 pulls
Reminder that even if the reset of the weeklies doesn't happen, you can complain to the PM for free lunacy. Grindfags literally cannot lose
do you personally have to email them?
just go to your nearest HamHamPangPang and file a complaint
Oh, is she any good?
Absolutely, one of the best units in the game right now
Pierce god + big bleed
Good for bleed team builds, wild skill 2 as well
I rarely see her lose any clash
Lenticular Swirl my beloved
Ryoshu my beloved
What is about to happen?
DANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEH, DO STAGE 0-3 FIRST FOR YOUR DAILY DANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
I feel like 0-2 is faster, no glitches ofc
NOOO I GOT THE SHARK
How do you do the 0-3 bug again? I cant remember
What music are you grindan to Ganker?
I merely answered the question :^)
not even music, you fucking waste of space
have a nice day
game is too brainless to just listen to music while playing so I'm watching shows
STOP WASTING TIME
YOU CAN NOT SAVE THEY WHO CAN NOT READ
GRIND BEFORE TIME IS UP
WE HAVE TO SHOW THEM ANON THEY WILL BRICK THEIR ACCOUNTS.
IS OUR OBLIGATION TO SAVE AS MANY ANONS AS WE CAN, BEFORE THE GREAT RESET WIPES THEM ALL
I'M FARMING AS FAST AS I CAN MANAGER
YOU'RE NOT GRINDING FAST ENOUGH
THE CLOCK IS TICKING
I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN SIR, I'M ALREADY ON MY THIRD MIRROR RUN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TIME TO INCREASE THE GAME'S SPEED TO X5
>4 wave run
grind gods give me your power to avoid these
I tried to be fast and avoid fights on my first run, got the damn dogs.
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
whats the benefit of grinding now?
im retarded, do 5 dungeons before new update right?
>50 MINS PER RUN
I'M TOO FUCKING SLOW
how the fuck does it take anyone over 30 minutes to do a run
should be 22-30 on autoplay, and 30 only if you need to stop to give proper orders during the abno fights or the 3rd floor boss
SUDDENLY, ONE DAY
>snow boss stage during grind
FUCK IVE NEVER FOUGHT IT BEFORE HOW DO I NOT JOB
Break the sack first.
Bro it has a giant Resident Evil style weak point, figure it out
attack the fish swimming things (i forgot what it's called).
just hit win rate but add EGO moves whenever possible. Worked for me.
MERSAULT FACE TANKED THE BLOOD LASER
THE ABSOLUTE UNIT
rolling to not get laser shark
PICK IT UP DANTEH, FASTER FASTER FASTER YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME DANTEHHH
<STOP FUCKING STRESSING ME, VORGIL>
DO YOU LOVE THE CITY YOU LIVE IN BOSS IS TAKING TOO LONG, I'M DISTORTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK THE GRUNTS
HIT THE BIG GUY
2 down 3 more to go
GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER
AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM ON FLOOR 2 OF 2ND
I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN VERGILIUS
he never said that.
When does the maintenance start?
POST MY SINNERS ENJOYING THEIR PIZZA AND SODA!
HOW LONG DO WE HAVE LEFT???
3 HOURS 7 MINUTES
3 hours left bros
oh we're good then
can someone explain why I have to grind mirror dungeons rn?
im just gonna do MD after the update and get double the BP exp for the same module cost
why do the dailies and weeklies now if the only difference is bp exp
+4 BP for each mirror run and shard boxes
+10 BP from the weeklies
+5 BP from the dailies
and god's given right to tell Ganker you're an addict
and if the reset doesnt happen i lose lunacy...no thanks!
It will happen.
OH NO, 5 DOLLARS WORTH OF LUNACY!
You also get 50 silver and 50 gold experience tickets, which you won't after they're moved to luxcavation
ORA WA GRINDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG tbh
Never seen this man show up with another man before. Crazy.
I'M GONNA GRIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD
GRINDKINGS, DON'T BE SWAYED BY LAZY HODLFAG COPE
THEY SEEK TO RUIN YOU
Imagine being the clueless fucks that open their first Limbus thread of the day right now.
CHARON VROOM VROOM FASTER
it's midnight... I'm hungry as hell... but I MUST GRIND
IM SSTUCK IN THE LOADING SCREEN AFTER LOGGING IN YOU FUCKS STOP CLOGGING THE SERVERS AAAAAAAAAAA
>got 2 000s on bane banner
>both were dupes
No wasting time on staggering, go go go!
B R I C K E D
MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS GRIND FASTER WE GOT NO TIMEEEEEE
G-Corp Outis is so cool. I wonder what modifications she got to give her these telekinesis attacks. Wait, is it even telekinesis? I wish I could inspect this little roach further.
to me it looks like she is ordering artillery strikes or something
Horns give you psychic powers, apparently. The boss bugman from chapter 1 has those abilities too.
Right, 'cause G-Corp Outis is the mirror version of that guy.
Why is Gregor buggo but not Outis
Yep, it's grindan' time
I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE TOILET WHILE GRINDING
FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO BED
AIEEEEE THE LAODING SCREENS ARE TOO LONG EL DIRECTOR
they really need to work on that
they're long and there are too many
WE NEED TO GO FASTER, DREAMING CURRENT SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Imagine not grinding right NOW
WHY ARE THE LOADING SCREENS LONGER THAN THE BATTLES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIRECTOR YOU FUCKING HACK
sucks to suck
If the reset does not happen Im going to write a death threat email to them in korean
Hope you guys will do the same
Dont be a chink and take it on the chin like a man
ISHMAEL KEEPS SHOOTING THE IMPOVERISHED IN THE BACKSTREETS
HEATHCLIFF WAS RAPED BY FISHERWOMEN IN THE HOT SUMMER OF 1992
gotta go fast
You guys are grinding for nothing.
Just rest until the maintenance.
I'M GOING TO DISTORT MY DICK INSIDE YOUR PONYTAIL, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
EVERYONE GIVE THE THREAD YOUR ENERGY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TAKE MY ENERGY LET'S GOOOOOOO
TAKE MY ENEEERGGYYYYY
DO NOT BELIEVE CARMEN'S LIES.
Lob Corp help:
I'm so fucking confused
Why don't I have Binah's suppresion unlocked?
All the missions are completed and I've got a day left before the next imprint.
You're out of time.
How? I can't do her suppresion until the facility is fully expanded and I could have sworn I had all her missions done before the week was over.
Oh, I thought you could still do suppressions during Days 41-45? Do you need them both primed before going into that week?
Yes. They both need to be at lvl 3 on day 41. Maybe you can get away with lvl 2 and lvl 4
BACK TO DAY 1
OH NO NO NO
you have to alternate unlocking hokma and binah and do a mem repo to get both done in a single run. have fun returning to skullbro
Did you level Binah and Hokma equally during days 36-40? If not, you've gotta day 1
You didn't face the fear.
It's over, sorry dude. I try to warn as many anons as possible but it's never enough to reach everyone's ears.
>didn't even at least get Binah and leave Hokmaballs for the next run
I managed to fuck around with modding to move an abno from one department to another to unfuck myself from this one
I'M NOT FAST ENOUGH AAAAAAAA
You can do it Danteeeeh
Do the weeklys Danteeeh
RUNNING IN THE 90S
>it's impossible to lose a MD
just miss dodge once against this guy and you can death spiral hard
I mean I won but still, I might have lost if I hadn't powerlevelled these dudes
Found your problem
With Impending Day he's actually really nice for sustaining health because for trash Abno fights you can just nuke a staggered 4HP enemy and score HP for everyone
them dodging is one of the best outcomes if you know what you're doing
dodge only happens once they're out of attacks or you go for a one sided attack
it doesn't count as a hit so it doesn't build their stacks mechanic
if you leave them for the end of the encounter by only clashing their one attack, you can blow them the fuck up by focusing all 5 characters
Yeah, of course, that means they aren't attacking
By missing a dodge, I meant on your side, because you don't start dodging again for the rest of the 4-5 hits coming your way
>Just hit winrate bro haha
>You can't lose bro haha
>>It actually is that easy
I'M GONNA KEEEP ON GRINDIIIIIING
I'M GONNA REACH FOR PASS LVL 60
ALTHOUGH IT LOOOOKS PRETTY FAAAAAAARRR
Second MD is done.
I'm tired of deja vu feel.
DANTEH YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, DO IT FASTER
THATS THE WRONG PATH YOU FUCKING IDIOT THAT'S AN EXTRA 30 SECONDS, YOU STUPID FUCK DANTEHHH
< I NEED THE LEVEL-UP >
AND NOW YOU HAVE LESS TIME TO CLEAR THE WEEKLYS DANTEH
Who you guys rolling with for these 4 hours? These bros have been carrying my mirror dungeons so far. Never lost a single clash.
2 nailchads + 0 Outis
all I have
Microwave Rodya, LCCB Ish, and Kuro Ryoshu are my main 3
Blade Yi Sang
G Gregor doesn't even need to lv up at all since he can heal and has good rolls, so I focus on everyone else and try to build a party of lv20~30s by the end
What the hell is going on in this thread.
TIME IS RUNNING OUT
fools thinking they could game the system
enjoy the show and laugh after the reset doesn't happen
2 down 3 to go
remember that you need to complete 20 tutorial missions after MDs
WHITE GOSSYPIUM-SAMA, PLEASE SPARE ME
NO NO NO
TAKE YOUR GOSSIPIUMS
B L E S S E D
>Two (2) fights for floor 3 path
Thank you, director!
How much time left?
2hrs 53 mins
FUCK IT WE BALL
>FUCK IT WE BALL
FUCK IT WE BALL
>FUCK IT WE BALL
FUCK IT WE BALL
>FUCK IT WE BALL
FUCK IT WE BALL
>FUCK IT WE BALL
FUCK IT WE BALL
>FUCK IT WE BALL
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH GO FASTER WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIMEEEEEEEEEE
I NEED TO RESTART THE 4 FUCKING DOGS
GAS GAS GAS
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shut the FUCK up Dante
Charon doesn't like having to wait, duhnteeh
Chill out guys, we're fin- GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND FASTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
WE NEED TO PAUSE
THERE'S ALWAYS A PRICE, ANON
this shit is screencap worthy honestly, especially if we get cucked by Director after the chimpout
WHATS THE PROLOGUE BUG
DUNGEON 3 DONE WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN BROER
DUNGEON NUMBER 4 LET'S GO FASTER FASTER WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS
1 DUNGEON NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>teledog 2 times in a row
Easiest 2 turns kill in my liferino
IM ONLY 1 DUNGEON IN AM I BRICKED?
DOESN'T MATTER JUST GET AS MANY AS YOU CAN
you can still save your 4 improved dungeon rewards for after the 1(singular) reset if you stop right now 🙂
FUCK YOU CARMEN YOU CANT TRICK ME
BOUNDARY OF BRICK
I absolutely fucning despise the fact that gachafags now infest this fan base.
you may only respond to this post if youre done with dungeon 3
THE DOGS MEAN NOTHING TO ME
JUST FINISHED, WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT
Just two more.
I think I'll just sit here and take a quick br-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T FALL BEHIND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT
>going so fast the game is hanging while trying to load levels
>Shark as the final boss 3 times in a row
How the fuck is time going by so fast?!?!
GUIDO THE LONE JOBBER LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
MY MERSAULT IS DISTORTING AAAAIEEEEEEEEEE
DO NOT FALL FOR CARMEN'S TRICKS
THE DEVIL CAN CITE SCRIPTURE FOR HIS PURPOSE
YOU MUST GRIND FASTER
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STOP YOUR FUCKING GRIND
AND TELL ME WHERE IS MY WIFE
She's gone. Can't you see that she's gone? Forever gone from the hell that served as your one and only hope
>he doesn't have a t-corp box for hyperspeed grindan
lmaoing at speedlets
YOU CAN DO IT VEEE
I'm just straight up steamrolling everything without looking at my health.
Holding is fucking stupid because the announcement clearly says the clears will be reset.
But I'm still not going to grind because I don't want to.
>SKILL POWER -1 EACH BATTLE
I'M FUCKING RUINED
IM CRAMPING UP BROS GO ON WITHOUT ME AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EGO ANIMATIONS ARE SLOWING ME DOWN
HOLD LEFT CLICK
Just finished my first dungeon am i gonna make it?
you have 2 hours 45 minutes HURRY UP ANON
Anon, it's time to uninstall. Your account is so bricked that it's creating a black hole of density
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING EGOS IN MD RETARD
Fucking dogs, man
>got the 4 dogs
Bricked. By the time you beat them it's gonna be over.
HOW THE FUCK ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO WIN CLASHES WITH THE HEADLESS FISH?
>click win rate
ANON, YOU'RE WASTING TIME
>click win rate
>team gets deleted by lasers
>not having every sinner be level 30 by end of MD
MANAGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
let him fuck up someone and go for breaks to reduce his action count. People say break the tummy asap but no idea if that's actually better than fucking up both arms at 1/4th the tummy hp
EGO clash if you really need a win
SUSTAIN AND TO AVOID RUNNING ANOTHER ROUND
I can't wait for grindfags to kneel when it turns out they're doing all this for nothing
It will not all be for nothing, because if it is, I will distort.
DO NOT BE DEMORALIZED GRINDCHADS
Vergil, can I take a break? I have already done 3 dungeons....
IF YOU HAVE TIME TO POST YOU HAVE TIME TO GRIIIIIIIIINNNNNND
I MIND WHIPPED
I'm not grinding
They could hand out a free 000 with each dungeon and I wouldn't grind
You'll never get me to grind
NO SHARK NO SHARK NO SHARK, PLEASE
hey anon, youre really going hard out there. Hows about you take a load off and have a glass of lemonade for a couple hours?
AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE I FUCKING HATE YOU CARMEN YOU moron
THERE'S NO TIME TO PAUSE NOW
I could really go for a lemonade right now
it'll only be 5 minutes
The ideal is the farmer's way to go to sleep and deal with it tomorrow
DO NOT FALTER, GO FASTER
I'm sure nothing will go wrong
No recruitment either
It's fucking over
>SHARK V. 4 SINNERS
OH NO NO NO NO
Lmao nothing personnel ez pz lmn sqz
Fucking S+ tier
Heath is gay
>went to the store and lost an hour
>still only on my first
go on without me...bros...
the brick is overtaking me...
GET UP PRIVATE PYLE
WE'VE GOT MD'S TO GRIND
GET THE FUCK BACK UP AND GRIND
WE LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND
4 IS BETTER THAN 1 ANON
3 HOURS IS MORE THAN ENOUGH I BELIEVE IN YOU ANON GO GO GO
third dungeon, here i come
Bros the loading screens are filtering me
WHY THE FUCK DO THESE WHEEL ABNOS TAKE SO LONG TO ATTACK
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SPEEDY
Stopping at 2 finished MD is actually the best choice. You didn't hear this from me
FUUUUUUUUUCK I'M LATE I NEED TO GRIND
Guys please explain to me, why are you playing a shitty gacha game? Or is it actually good? Genshit gays tricked me to playing their garbage and I'm curious.
SHUT THE FUCK AND GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Don't play it. Don't listen to any other post
Go play Lobotomy Corporation then Library of Ruina
>Guys please explain to me,
no moron i'm BUSY
The story is great, gameplay is only serviceable. Play Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina
stop being such a massive gay and find out by yourself instead of asking others for help
THERES NO TIME GOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOO
if you liked Library of Ruina this is a continuation that will hopefully improve with the next combat rebalance. For now it's pretty much the same but slightly worse
the gacha tricks you into thinking its good because its essentially the same mechanics as in the previous game which was actually good, but this time its not as good, but still decent
I bounced off genshin pretty hard but I like this. Genshin's story was so woefully shitty I couldn't care.
WHY ARE YOU ASKING AND NOT GRINDING YOU FUCKING RETARD GO TO GRIND NOW
i didn't play any of the previous games, nor like gacha. And i'm actually enjoying it.
I'LL BE MAD AT YOU LATER, I'M GRINDAN'
i watched some bits of the lore through youtube, if that makes you less angry.
ILL KILL YOU LATER gay WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
THAT MAKES IT WORSE AAIIIIEEEEEEEEE
I'M TOO BUSY GRINDING
REMIND ME TO TELL YOU TO have a nice day LATER
Guys, quick question
How would these bunch of pricks fare in the city?
They'll mindbreak within 3 hours of being inside the city
>Ishmael with 2 hp
THE LOADING SCREENS ARE TAKING TOO LONG I'M DISTORTING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>IT'S THE SHARK
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU CAAAAARMEEEEEEN
>ryoshu will never just straight up murder you in a non-sexy way
its just not fair
I'm at work and cant play until 2 more hours go on without me
I'll do a 6th dungeon run for you
>two sharks into chicken legs
GIVE ME FAST BOSSES AAA
Do not listen to Carmenfags and Zenaposters, grind now or you'll distort later.
I BEAT MY 5TH
WHATS MY TIME?
Cheat engine homo
clearly used speedhacks / 10
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO DO YOUR TUTORIAL 20 TIMES RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
OH FUCK I FORGOT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEND ME YOUR ENERGY!
FOURTH DUNGEON GO GO GO
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
OR BREAK IT
did all dailies
phew im finally done
NOW GET ON THOSE WEEKLIES AND MDS
B-bros... How much do I h-have *cough* *cough*
CMON BROTHER I GOT YOU JUST A LITTLE BIT FURTHER CMON
Tell my wifes son... I never loved him. It's too late for me.
>my 1 hp face
GO GO GO
I don’t know why but my heathcliff just had +21 power
ego passive and a fight with multiple enemies?
WE NEED TO GO FASTER
NEED FOR SPEEED
I DRIFT TONIGHT CARRIED BY THE WAAAAAAVVEEEEEEE
I WILL BE A VAST UNIVERSE
IM NOT GOING TO MAKE ITTTTT
>only 2 dungeons in
it's so fucking over
I'M A SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED KINNNNNNNNNG
REMEMBER TO STRETCH DURING EGO ANIMATIONS
CAN'T GRIND IF YOU HAVE A STROKE
MY GAME JUST CRASHED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I NEED TO TAKE A PISS
JUST PISS YOURSELF CMON
THEY BANNED ME HOLY SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
THE ETERNAL BRICK
NO TIME FOR PROOF I NEED TO GRIND ANOTHER ACCOUNT
the final brick
WTF A MIRROR DUNGEON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Every time I use EGO I think
>I wish I knew how much sin I need to activate the EGO and what sin I need
I want to strangle myself because I can literally just click on the fucking sinner and check their info
anon tap the ego and it gives you a popup
It doesn't if you use it, aka have enough resources to activate it, you either have to look on the right or check sinner info
>all these people distorting over 30 shards
>meanwhile I've woken up, gotten a nice cup of tea and am reading a book
sucks to suck
go back to your bathub Carmen
WTF A MIND WHIP JUST FLEW OVER M- ACK
>mutilate rolled 5 in the first battle
TAKE MY FUCKING TXT TO MAKE QUESTION MARK ENCOUNTERS GO FASTER
IP GRABBER DO NOT CLICK
I WILL KILL YOU CARMEN DO NOT LEAD MY SOLDIERS ASTRAY
>not having every encounter memorized by now
DANKE ANON VERY COOL
DON'T CLICK IT.
IT'S 2 TERABYTES OF HAG PORN
IM GONNA CLICK IT
HOLY SHIT STOP GRINDING AND LOOK OUTSIDE NOW. YOU GUYS NEED TO SEE THIS
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SEED OF LIGHT AYIN I'M GRINDING RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHHHHH
Finally the end of the grind
Fucking light. Had to close my curtains with how distracting it is
Someone post the pic of Roland closing his curtains
guys stop freaking out and love yourself
ONLY ONE DUNGEON IN
How many hours until maintence? 2 and a half?
2hrs 28 minutes
GUYS ALL MY COVENANTS ARE GONE WHAT DO I DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why the fuck does this shit game let's you pick less than the limit of sinners, i need to save time and this shit keeps happening
HOW MUCH TIME LEFT
NONONO I'M SORRY I'LL GO FASTER
You can do it.
Thank you my king
AYIN I LOVE YOUUUUUUU
HOLY SHIT MY FRIEND JUST FINISHED GRINDING AND TURNED INTO A BEAM OF LIGHT
what even is going on in here
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
GO JUMP INTO YOUR BATHROOM MIRROR
YOU NEED SPEED
ANON THE MIRRORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
what mirror is this another one of those yisangposts?
I AM SPEEED
A Cultural Phenomenon
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GET IN CLERK
Weeklies just reset, but we will get a maintenance in two hours or so.
The update will reset the weeklies so people are just grinding all the weekly shit.
Times for 0-2
TImes for 0-3
0-3 is better
now time 0-4
I know it has the lengthy ego animation but I swear it feels faster since it plays all the regular attacks simultaneously while 0-2 and 0-3 only plays one at a time
2:00+ with ego
1:51 somehow skipping ego use
I hate how you have to go out of your way to click on defensive options on 0-3
JOIN US IN THE STARS
>tfw no maymay (gf) sinner
GUIDO BLESSED MY RUNS 3X IN A ROW
IM FUCKING 30 MINUTES LATE IM DISTORTING
Yi Sang and Sinclair fucking suck for autoing mirror dungeons
Why would I waste my threads on a low-tier character?
because you're a fag if you don't uptie everyone
>Clay Doll option is greyed out
DIRECTOR WHAT THE FUCK
gotta kill a clay doll for it to show up
There's no way I didn't kill any with an AoE attack
You need to actually kill one
You didn't kill any you shitter
If you can't successfully counter Live Offering, you should all in on at least 1 doll
KILL THE FUCKING SUN MAN
>CLICK WIN RATE
>DO 15 CURLS
CHARON SPEED THE FUCK UP I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FOOT GET OFF THAT BRAKE YOU FUCKING WHORE
>Planninng on doing only 2 because it’s 6:30 am and I want to sleep
>2nd mirror boss was 2 inquisitors
>easiest run of my life
Surely these several minutes saved means I can fit in a whole nother 25 minute run… right?
YOU CAN DO IT ANON
SIR YES SIR
Why the fuck does the game do a big lag when doing an EGO attack?!
FAUST IS DOING 200 DMG PER TURN WHAT THE FUCK
If you did 4 dungeons it's okay, take a breather.
You deserve it, you're ahead of the curve.
Sit down and eat some food, watch some videos.
You got the spare time after all... no need to grind for hours.
SHUT UP CARMEN
You're not fast enough. But I have just the thing to save you.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
last one lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>COMMEMORATIVE COIN + OVERBREATHE
GO DON GO
FASTER ANONS FASTER
>SUDDENLY ONE D-
>SUDDENLY ONE DA-
>FAUST KNOWS AL-
>FAUST KNOWS ALL OUT-
>I'LL STUFF YOU IN THIS B-
I DON'T HAVE TIME YOU FUCKING gayS
THE FUCKING PURPLE APPLE HAG 3 TIMES IN A ROW
I AM BLESSED TO BE DIRECTORS STRONGEST SOLDIER
I'M TOO SLOW
I NEED MORE JUSTICE
I WANT TO FUCK DON SO BADLY MY BALLS HURT
DIRECTOR I NEED COMPENSATION TICKETS IMMEDIATELY
I'M ONLY ON MY SECOND RUN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW MUCH TIME LEFT
about 2 hours
fucking baba yaga
>Legerdemain targets 3 enemies
0 FAUST'S SKILL 3 IS SO FUCKING SLOW I FUCKING HATE HER AAAAAAAAAAAAA
STOP LOOSING CLASHES
BROS LOOK AT TWITTER
MAINTENANCE MOVED UP
ONLY 1 HOUR LEFT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYONE, GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY!
IM SO BRICKED
SOLDIER OF CHRIST WHY ARE THOU NOT GRINDING?
>sinner power up
Is there a better event than this?
Warning, extreme spook for grindfags
I just beat this jobber in a few turns. Just be good at the game bro.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GIVE ME EBONY QUEEN OR FALSE APPLE
You want the electric dog. Takes 3 turns max to kill
NO NO NO GUIDO, PLEASE SAVE ME
O ONE WHO GRIPS, GIVE ME STRENGTH TO GO ON FOR ONE MORE RUN
GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOOOOOOOOOOOND
WHY DID I ROLL THE STANDARD BANNER???
Single rolled Mersault's banner and got this.
bosses so far:
For me it's:
do you love the city you live in
do you love the city you live in
do you love the city you live in with pink strings
I'M GONNA DISTORT
WHAT THE FUCK THE PINK RIBBONS ROBLOX BOT JUST BODIED MY ENTIRE TEAM
YA WANNA TAP DANCE, gay?
DON'T FORGET YOUR 13 LUNACY ROLLS.
AND YOUR 20 TUTORIAL RUNS.
CONVERT YOUR ENERGY INTO MODULES IF YOU LEVELED UP.
LET'S GOOOOOOO ONE MORE MIRROR RUN THEN TUTORIAL FARM
DON'T STOP ME NOW
AY CARAMBA, SPARE ME
I NEED TO GO FASTER AAAAAAAAAAA
>nothing but battles to the boss
not possible. you're guaranteed to get a few ego gifts and HP restorations.
cute larp, carmencel, but i'm not going to give up
what the fuck is this thread
what did i walk into
I. AM. SNEED.
Gachatrannies spamming the thread. Funnily, they have the nerve to pretend they are above /vg/ when their idea of humor is this braindead shit.
>t. got beat up by the fucking headless fish on his first two runs and gave up
GO BACK TO YOUR VILLAGE OR GET INTO THE BUS
4 (FOUR) dogs
The game won't launch on steam, what do I do? The preparing to launch window just opens over and over again and verifying doesn't work.
IT'S OVER, GABEN PERSONALLY BRICKED YOU
SPARE SOME OF YOUR STRENGTH FOR THE 20 TUTORIAL RUNS THAT COME AFTER, DON'T GO ALL OUT ON THE MIRROR RUNS
>2 BP EXP
DONT CONVERT ALL YOUR STAM YOU NEED SOME FOR NEW DAILIES
Next thread I Will post a long wholesome Sinclair post.
He's made for giving sloppy toppy to every sinner
Wholesome. No other way.
YOU DID IT DANTEEEH
you officially made it, good job anon
HOW MANY MINUTES LEFT
3 HOURS, 8 MINUTES ANON
SHIT I MEANT 2 HOURS
2 HOURS + 7 MINUTES
IF YOU'RE MOT MID DUNGEON THREE, IT'S FUCKING OVER
TEN MINUTES, MANAGER YOU'RE OUT OF TIME
You guys are freaking out over nothing
You have 2 hours 7 minutes
I'M GETTING SERIOUS NOW,
I'M GONNA GO ALL OUT
FORGIVE ME CHARON, JUST THIS ONCE I NEED TO DO THE VROOM-VROOM TO GET THROUGH THE GRIND IN TIME
Best squad for speedrunning Mirror Dungeons?
0 outis and heathcliff
00 or 000 Hong Lu
GUYS MY PHONE IS GETTING REALLY HOT AND I'VE CRASHED 3 TIMES ALREADY
PRAY I MAKE IT OUT OF THIS ORDEAL ALIVE
GET INSIDE THE FREEZER ANON, IT"S THE ONLY WAY
3 to go lads, i can make it!
>Get through the chapter 2 dungeon
>Exhausted and don't want to do the mirror dungeons
At least I understand the combat system a little more..
1st mirror of the day is free anon
you might as well give it a try
DIRECTOR WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
4th dungeon, here i come