LINK YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKED MY SISTER Posted on May 24, 2023 by Anonymous LINK YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKED MY SISTER
When does he say this?
>playing Age of Calamity
>Sidon comes back from the future
>"LINK, MY DEAREST FRIEND! I HAVE COME FROM A GRAVE FUTURE TO TELL YOU YOU MUST FUCK MY SISTER TO SAVE HYRULE! THE WORLD DEPENDS ON IT, I HAVE ALREADY PREPARED YOUR BRIDAL BED AND HAVE HER TIED UP AS WE SPEAK!"
The Redfin bloodline must continue
MY SISTER'S CLUTCH IS DRYING UP
SHE ALREADY HAS 12 CATFISH
THE REDFIN BLOODLINE MUST CONTINUE
>SHE ALREADY HAS 12 CATFISH
cat ladies I think
>SHE ALREADY HAS 12 CATFISH
I don't get it.
childless women adopt "furbabies" in order to desperately their motherly desires
subtract a few letters
MY SISTERS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP
SHE OWNS AT LEAST 3 CATFISHES
ONE OF THEM IS NAMED "GANYANDORF"
PLEASE LINK YOU NEED TO FUCK MY SISTER'S EGGS, CONTINUE THE REDFIN BLOODLINE
>ONE OF THEM IS NAMED "GANYANDORF"
Redo it to make it about masturbating onto Mipha's caviar.
I think Sidon has that covered
Why so wide?
Why is she so ugly?
Incredibly soulless post
You wouldn't get it.
i dun git it. please spoon feed
here's the spoon
how the fuck
Unironically can't even tell that's supposed to be a 'she'. Are we sure Sidon isn't still a gay?
I'd have just married mipha
keep that bloodline pure
She's dead anon, has been for 100 years and Sidon was a fishota back then
NOOOO LINK MUST FUCK MY DAUGHTER TO CONTINUE THE ROYAL BLOODLINE
>playing Age of Calamity
There's your first problem, original HW is 100x fucking better.
I already played the 3DS version of Hyrule Warriors. I'm debating between playing the Switch deluxe version of it or Age of Calamity next.
AoC runs like shit on native hardware (no idea how it emulates) and late game optional stages are almost nothing but "you must take THESE characters only" slogs along with them keeping the need to gather shitloads of shit to mod anything. I also didn't like the great majority of movesets compared to HW (where the only characters I didn't like playing were Deku Stick Lana, Fi and Agitha).
What? Oh no I didn't tie her up because I was forcing her she's actually all for the plan, its actually a kink she wanted to share with you some Zora woman have a thing for Fishermen and ropes I don't really get it but lay my sister Link!
Literally in the OP
I just wanted to know what quest I have to do to see this scene.
Should be after you do the Divine Beast in Zora's Domain and maybe you have to complete the section of the Champion's Ballad DLC in ZZD. I just talked to him right now at the fountain and he gave me that dialogue option. Just remembered you were asking about it.
I should add that it's in BOTW.
Its right after They/Them Ganon injects Link with HRT in Hyrule Castle. Sidon is transphobic and doesnt want his sister to be with a trans woman.
if you have nothing worth saying, stay quiet, i wanted to know when it was said not you swirling moron spittle
This is the thirty thousandth Zelda thread on Ganker. NOTHING in here was worth saying.
Really? Then why are you people here?
The entirety of your stay in Zora's Domain is Mipha's family reminding you how badly she wanted to get creampied by Link for the rest of her life. It's actually a bit offputing, it's like the Chris Redfield memes made real lmao.
More like how she wanted Link to cum on her eggs.
>Not making her leak your semen out of her puffy, well-bred hole onto her eggs
I know this feel, a woman that used to be neighbors with us visited and asked me why I didn't marry her now unmarried and unemployed 31 year old daughter. She always told me to marry her in my teens.
Fuck off cunt, your daughter is weird and ugly
Kek she should have paid you money like in the old days.
If she was loaded maybe, they've always struggled with money
You dodge a bullet there buddy.
Zelda is woke and pozzed for the last 2 games. Openly gay characters, pronouns, crossdressing in thirst trap outfits, link looks like a chud
I hope you are having fun fighting the phantoms in your fucking head.
May I suggest euthanasia ?
I'm not into Jap girls, sorry.
i am gay, does that make me woke?
It makes you a statistic in relation to child abuse and grooming.
nta but I think I was molested at a young age (literally can't tell if it's a weird idea in my head or if it's actually a vague memory) and I'm bi so that checks out
>chuds actually believe this
this is what happens when you derive your worldviews from memes
>Le based and tradpilled poster expects me to take him seriously while he avatarfags with e-boi shit.
They hated him because he spoke the truth.
gays will hate him because he's right.
if you keep pretending it's not mental illness, yes
Well I'm gay and hate every shade of shit skinned person. So it really just depends on if you think trannies shouldn't be banned and automatic sex offenders.
This is true like how 13% does 51%.
Adapt or die miserable schizoid
Take your meds. The only people who legit think this are believing a headcanon. Nintendo has put very fucking little of their projecting into action.
Link has slutty outfits because Nintendo isnt afraid to feed a beast that prints them money. They’ll never have to go any further than twinking it up a bit to keep a whole demographic pocketed.
Blizzard marketing probably has wet dreams of locking down money in the lgbtq community that hard with that little effort. Link never has to do anything remotely gay and he’s an icon over some clothes.
Truthfully, it makes western woke bullshit really look to be a huge fucking waste of time when Nintendo can do better without any ACTUAL lgbtq character arcs.
Shit, TotK literally took the character the woke fucks thought was clearly the gayest and had him happily working with his fish fiancé in the sequel.
Had literally no effect.
Try to imagine what would happen if Blizzard ungayed a character. They’d implode.
He didn't seem gay at all. Link was literally the best friend of his sister who he knew from when he was a toddler.
How gay he seemed isn’t the point. When you’re talking a fanbase running off a high made entirely of headcanon it’s all fuckin fanfiction tier shit anyway.
The bigger picture is, it had no effect on the marketability of Link in his stupid slutwear. They still obsess and spend. Even the ones angry as Sydon not being portrayed according to their fanfic shit.
This is something Western devs couldn’t dream of. It’s the ultimate “Its okay when Nintendo” does it.
It’s the phantom gayry. They’ll never give that part of the fanbase anything more than peanuts to chew on but the fanbase still showers them in love like they’ve been served a four course meal.
In contrast, Overwatch probably has more lgbtq representation than literally fucking anythin else in AAA and they literally can’t keep fans satsified.
Link beats an entire lgbtq cast of characters and he doesn’t need to do shit but look good in voe clothes. This alone should make the folks working on characters at Blizz want to die.
>Its okay when Nintendo
It is and always will be. They have always been in it to make good games and in the video game industry that is all I ask. It will always, unironically be okay when Nintendo does it.
It does tickle me that Blizzard will desperately pander character sexuality for short term brownie points meanwhile Nintendo can release a game that doesn’t have anything at all to say about sexuality and bam Link is a bigger twink icon than Blizzard can figure out how to design with all the money they could spend.
Not an ounce of gay in the game and he’s irreplaceable for people.
But if Blizzard doesn’t literally shove Overwatch down fans throats bet they’d forget that entire cast of openly gay character in three years tops.
Nintendo is quite literally winning by doing nothing.
That's not something you want to win though, it's pure brand poison that's getting uglier by the second to outsiders watching it.
Yah, nah m8.
They’ve pocketed that lgbtq demographic. They cluster together in their corners of the internet and normies rarely interface with them. You, being a poster here, have higher exposure to weirdos than like 80% of the fucks who casually like Zelda.
For it to be brand poison it’d have to be something that is changing the brand. Link isn’t gay, nor is he anything else they wish he was. Crossdressing in the games is more of a gag than a statement.
Nintendo hasn’t said or done shit for their headcanon ASIDE from collecting their money. Shit, Sydon is canonically engaged to a woman, which flies directly in most of their stupid shipping faces.
Their perception and headcanon is just their projection onto the game. One Nintendo isn’t going to correct if it makes cash and spreads the brand. It’s free work and they didn’t do anything.
>Traps are woke
moron, traps are the opposite of woke. Why do you think gays and trannies always try to convince the mindspace that any trap character is a chud?
>Zelda is woke and pozzed for the last 2 games
>Openly gay characters
like bolson, the character that ridiculize fags
fake and gay
>crossdressing in thirst trap outfits
obsessed, crossdressing is seen as humor and not as woke propaganda in japan, so it's again made to ridiculize fags
>link looks like a chud
i think you are the actual gay if you feel so unsure when looking at link
>UHMMM ACKYUALLY IT'S LE BASED AND REDPILLED BECAUSE UMMM IT JUST LE IS!
You're just as much of a retard NPC
But it's right there, Anon said why. Are you by any chance retarded?
Why is it that the anons who love to call other people NPCs have the most predictable stimulus-response patterns? Everything is woke, everything is trannies. Your next line will be:
man, it's meant as a fucking joke, just like in FF7. it's very different from the pronoun people going drag.
learn to read between the lines anon.
>Zelda is woke and pozzed for the last 2 games
she lead a resistance in OoT
>Openly gay characters
carpenters were as thinly veiled as it gets
pronouns exist, correct
>crossdressing in thirst trap outfits
pink hair in ALttP
>link looks like a chud
any guy who isn't sporting a viking beard looks like that to you, don't they?
legit, take a break dude.
botw / totk link is literally ftm.
I know there's zippertits mods, but the zippertits should be official. Xe even has vagina bones.
Last THREE games. Triforce Heroes had link dressing as a little cheergirl slut.
Link could even wear Zelda's dress in this game. How come link can't dress up as Zelda in TOTK. BOTW?
I always find funny how TH is a sequel of LBW with the same Link but Aonuma kust said to the twam "fuck that design go with Toon Link"
I want Sidon to fuck my ass
>my fucking face when I saw he had a statue made of Link riding him
Its made even better by the fact it literally replaced his sisters statue to. When I first saw that I was losing my shit since I thought he tossed it for the new statute only to find out they just moved it.
Tbqh he was the true hero while his sister was a failure. Who woulda thunk
well the champions did keep the divine beasts contained for a hundred years, I wouldn't call that failure
>Set out to kill thing
>ahkshuly they succeeded because they kept their own weapons from killing everyone else
Actual, literal cope.
they prevented the complete destruction of Hyrule to give Link time to heal
otherwise there wouldn't be any towns left by the time he was resurrected
Only a failure because Zelda is an even bigger failure who happens to born to the correct family.
That's...actually kind of sad.
The memory descriptions have Zelda refer to Link as her friend. He would have had a happier life living in Zora's Domain with Mipha as his loving wife and Sidon as his actual best friend and bro.snkrn
Welcome to Link's life. Perpetual cuckslave to Zelda, who's literally not interested in him in the slightest and any character who would jump his beans is rejected because they aren't Zelda.
>Perpetual cuckslave to Zelda, who's literally not interested in him in the slightest
By ToTK Zelda wants to bear Link's children and everyone knows that they're fucking. She even orders new clothes for him as a surprise gift.
They're literally fucking in TotK. You sound like a seething Dorf-fag.
That's some wild head canon there dude. But much like your private parts, keep it to yourself.
why are projecting so hard, my dude?
Now Sidon can fuck Link instead :3
RESURRECT THE FISH PRINCESS RIGHT NOW NINTENDO
Fish doesn't have womb
Fish don't walk on two legs and speaks
they are mammals just like dolphins you feces connoisseur
Most zoomers think dolphin are fish.
In classical diction a fish was just anything finned that lived in water. Similarly meat meant any food, not just animal flesh and Corn was any grain (with the Corn we speak of now being short for “Indian Corn”). That is obviously not the case anymore.
However in modern cladistic biology, “fish” isn’t a proper term anyway since almost anything would be a fish.
Zora lay eggs, even ignoring the gills they’d be closer to monotremes like the Platypus and echidna.
Nah they are fishes. And if they lay eggs they aren't even like Sharks who actually get pregnant and give birth to live sharks.
That isn’t even universal to all sharks.
Disappointing if true. Zora not having killer dolphin pussies is just a huge wasted opportunities and the chest bumps scream mammal to me.
do you even play the games? majora's mask has a whole 4th part of it dedicated to gather Zora's eggs to reach Great Bay temple
Non-canon in my view. Majora's Mask was a dream.
She spawns her eggs on the ground and jerks Link off on them.
why don't you go get yourself some dophinpussy, dolphinfucker?
guys, look at this shit, I found a dolphinfucker!
not with that attitude
THEN I FUCK HER MOUTH AND GILLS
Do dolphins and sharks have wombs?
shark babies will try to eat eachother while still inside their mother
Sharks can be viviparous(gives live birth, pups supported through an umbilical cord and placenta), oviparous(lays eggs), or ovoviviparous(eggs hatch in the womb, pups supported by yolk/placenta analog/their siblings, then gives live birth) depending on the species, some have even been found to be capable of parthenogenesis
Some shark species that give live birth also have the babies eating the weaker babies in the womb. Plus, since The Zora seem to resemble sharks...
i've seen quite a few drawings only that suggest otherwise
WHAT happened to the mipha statue?
It's in Mipha's Court up a hill. There's a quest where you have to photograph it.
is Zora's Domain still three little huts and a dozen zora?
imagine looking at some 4 foot tall "person" and thinking it could be your brother in law
Post miphat ass haha got em
wait shouldn't the light be coming from above
yummy fish tits
The entirety of both games is post-mipha.
I WOULD HAVE IF I HAD A CHOICE
lipha or mink?
An actually decent Zelda would've sent BotW Link back 100 years in order to stop the calamity at the end of the game as both sequelbait as well as a callback to the end of OoT.
Instead we got "OH NO VAH RUTAH STOPPED WORKING OH NVM IT'S GONE."
That’s basically the plot of Age of Calamity
Link on the right
Wasn't Mipha a fucking fish?
Pretty sexy for a fish too. It was a whole weird thing.
she is the designated fucking fish
uh guys reptiles do not have boobs (i got an A in biology)
no way fag
Better than Zelda honestly
>tendies stealing chrisposting
Do the champions make any reference to Age of Calamity that I missed or is that officially non-canon?
the school has a quest that recaps BotW although it's funny because they all kind of just ignore Link while he is standing there despite talking about him
>the school has a quest that recaps BotW although it's funny because they all kind of just ignore Link while he is standing there despite talking about him
He meant the Hyrule warriors: Age of Calamity, anon.
It's non-canon to TotK like everybody expected it to be. AoC had you stop most of the major damage from the Calamity before it kicked off proper and neither Zelda or Link were locked away for 100 years afterward.
AoC is an entirely different timeline but Sidon, Riju, Yunobo, Teba, and Tulin are all from the main BOTW timeline. All of them even reference teaming up with the alternate Link in that game.
So some people thought they might remember it happening.
They don't mention it explicitly, but to me the stuff in TOTK seems like a pretty natural progression for their characters coming off of AOC. Just look at Tulin.
I've only interacted with Teba and a bit with Riju so far (just got to her this morning) and neither mention anything about AoC's events. As the other anon said nobody ever mentions Revali period.
I know, I'm just saying their stories are a good continuation from their scenes in AoC though.
Daruk's pep talk with Yunobo leads well into how far he's come in TOTK.
I'm guessing in Zora culture the males don't get a say, the females just claim them
LINK I WILL HAVE TO FUCK YOU NOW
he is straight and has a wife
AAAAAH DONT SAY THAT! MY HEADCANNON SAYS THEY/THEM ARE LE GAYYY! FUCK OFF NAZI BIGOT!
lol closet cases are always the worst
Yeah and his wife wants Link's dick too. All Fish want Link Carnally
gays get the rope
Troy McClure wouldn't have been kink-shamed in Hyrule.
its canon to me
Sorry sweatie, Hyrule warriors is not canon
Furmorons please stop insisting that claspers are the same thing as hemipenes
>Mipha knew Link since he was 4 years old
Link doesn’t know shit about the zora. He can’t even tell a female from a male. Zorafags are so fucking retarded they just make shit up.
Anon that link has amnesia.
Kys retard. He didn’t have full amnesia and you know it. If that was the case he wouldn’t be a competent fighter anymore.
>anti-zorafag so mad he re-posts the same cherrypicked dialog and attacks anyone who disagrees with them.
>wakes up after 100 years
>brain = mush
>cant tell men apart from women
>cant remember anyone
>dresses up as a woman and gets railed daily
how did zelda put up with it for so many years? she had to live with this retard for like 6 years until totk.
did she just grit her teeth like a good cuck or decide to put a stop to it and just not think about it
>mfw reading posts and watching videos about femcels and gays literally shitting and pissing themselves that Sidon has a wife now
Oh I am laughing. I gotta say, I knew chicks got delusional about fictional characters just like guys do, but I feel like it's honestly worse. They're wishing death threats against the waifu, shipping her with Zelda just to remove them from the equation, saying that Sidon, Link and her are some weird poly bullshit. Like fuck me.
I mean, I hear about a guy getting genuinely obsessed over a waifu every other month maybe, but with chicks they literally latch on to franchises and create unhealthy false realities in their heads that fly in the face of the media which they so reverently claim to be fans of all the time.
I'm liking how JoJolands is looking, granted it is only four chapters as of now.
But /a/ told me it's bad and boring now because the plot is happening and they're fighting instead of infodumping in-between disconnected scenes like the first two chapters
Why do political morons on both ends of the autism spectrum get upset at the dumbest things?
It's only the extremist vocal minority that we hear from on the internet. Normal people don't do this sort of shit.
Shit's crazy bro, I can only imagine how their twitter looks like
I love reminding gays what reality looks like with canon screenshots from time to time
Anyone have the screencap if the chick going on and on about how she can't accept that he and link don't love each other?
Just self-insert as Yona. Problem solved.
Such a silly reaction to have anyway considering that Yona is literally from arranged marriage and a blatant Beard for Sidon
You cannot ever convince me that man is even slightly straight beyond obligatory coitus with Yona to provide a Zora heir
He's fucking boys on the side and she does not care
Just look at how she reacts to how much he talks about Link, she don't give a fuck
Cope harder, fujo.
you are correct, he fucks rito women on the side
I find the whole "Linksona" thing hilarious.
>Schizo spergs out in mass reply
Many such cases. Sad!
Woah, one of the most accessible games by one of the accessible companies sells so well that some of the players are transexual?
Color me surprised
>LINK YOU NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER
>THE REDFIN BLOODLINE MUST CONTINUE AND YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN DO IT
HELL I LIKE YOU! YOU CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND FUCK MY SISTER (or something w/e I forget the exact line)
you got it right
The nice thing is that link and Sidon apparently became better bros over the time skip which is nice. Even got him a gf that likes link too.
>Even got him a gf that likes link too.
>let's ignore the inconsistencies and how Sidon gave more of a shit about her more than his own father
>as long as we shit on fags nothing else matters
>one of the sidequests is taking a pic of mipha
I deeply despise TP for reworking how Zora look like, OoT/MM/OoA/WW design was perfect BUT Queen Rutela is sexy as fuck so my mind is split
MM had some unconventional Zora designs as well
that fucking thing on the right always left me perplexed
i think maybe hes an eel
yeah but those can be justified because theyre mimicing a band and Lulu is wearing actual clothes like Laruto on WW, TP was the first to actually give the Zora "fin clothes" and stuff
what's their band name?
The game is a 7 and that's fine
Why are the Zoras all naked?
Everyone is worshipping Purah but Violynne is best girl
>Sidon mentions Mipha
>Riju mentions Urbosa
>Yunobo and Tulin don't give a single fuck about Revali and Daruk
Daruk has a massive statue in Goron city so it's ok
No one gives a shit about Revali
>tfw Revali having to deal with the fact that the current bird champion is a massive linkfag
Revali's massive ego and attitude just soured everybody on him even after his death. AoC was pretty funny with it as Teba couldn't stand being near him for quite awhile.
I distinctly remember Teba about to shittalk him for being a prick, but he got cut off
Which is funny cause Teba idolized him guess never meet your heroes.
this is pssibly (and funnily) the case, jist imagine:
>OMFG! Revali it's a honor to fight alongside y...
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, IM TRYING TO REST YOU FUCKING gay!
how would zora's domain fare under their rule?
very well since no soul would dare to put a feet on Zora teeritory for fear of Link, aan who hunts down Lynels for sport completely naked, slayer Gleeoks, and professional Pig deleter would come for them
i need a giant mermaid wife
Had she not died, Link would have totally married Mipha
I'm sorry Zeldakeks but that's just how it is, the only way you girl van win is by literally killing the competition
>Zelda didn't actually have any issues awakening her powers, it just a convoluted ploy to get Mipha killed that spiraled out of control
Yeah he should have, imagine choosing the worst Zelda of all time over Mipha
>Robbie wants me to do the e-boi's quests before he upgrades my shit
>the e-boi tells me to do Robbie's quest
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
THEY JUST KEEP SAYING TO TALK TO THE OTHER ONE
I think you have to do a temple before Josha’s second quest shows up
yup, you need to do a temple BUT the Spirit Temple doesnt count for that for some stupid reason
Even the game doesn't think it's a real temple, I guess.
LINK, PLEASE FUCK MY SISTER! SHE BOUGHT HERSELF A MOTHER'S DAY CARD FROM HER CAT!
>THEY ACTUALLY MAKE MOTHER'S DAY CARDS FOR WOMEN WHO PRETEND THEIR PETS TALK TO THEM!
why didnt you fuck the fish link? ohhhh it is sad day
Does the Zora's Domain smell bad?
i like the idea of them procreating is mipha asking link to jerk off into a weird jelly pool of her eggs.
i also like the idea that when link was a zoran for for a bit for those missions, they knew it was just a mask and gave him stupid quests
>yeah swim here and collect all these items for me
>lmao he spent all day in our septic tank wew
>Breath is about player freedom
>you can't marry ghost Mipha
>you can't marry Riju
>you can't marry that zora guard who was in a love triangle with you and Mipha 100 years ago
Nice freedom you got there.