LINK YOU SHOULD HAVE FRICKED MY SISTER

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does he say this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing Age of Calamity
      >Sidon comes back from the future
      >"LINK, MY DEAREST FRIEND! I HAVE COME FROM A GRAVE FUTURE TO TELL YOU YOU MUST FRICK MY SISTER TO SAVE HYRULE! THE WORLD DEPENDS ON IT, I HAVE ALREADY PREPARED YOUR BRIDAL BED AND HAVE HER TIED UP AS WE SPEAK!"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Redfin bloodline must continue

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        LINK
        LINK

        MY SISTER'S CLUTCH IS DRYING UP
        SHE ALREADY HAS 12 CATFISH
        THE REDFIN BLOODLINE MUST CONTINUE

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SHE ALREADY HAS 12 CATFISH
          kek

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            cat ladies I think

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SHE ALREADY HAS 12 CATFISH
          I don't get it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            childless women adopt "furbabies" in order to desperately their motherly desires

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            subtract a few letters

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          LINK PLEASE
          MY SISTERS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP
          SHE OWNS AT LEAST 3 CATFISHES
          ONE OF THEM IS NAMED "GANYANDORF"
          PLEASE LINK YOU NEED TO FRICK MY SISTER'S EGGS, CONTINUE THE REDFIN BLOODLINE

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ONE OF THEM IS NAMED "GANYANDORF"
            gold

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          LINK PLEASE
          MY SISTERS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP
          SHE OWNS AT LEAST 3 CATFISHES
          ONE OF THEM IS NAMED "GANYANDORF"
          PLEASE LINK YOU NEED TO FRICK MY SISTER'S EGGS, CONTINUE THE REDFIN BLOODLINE

          Redo it to make it about jerking off onto Mipha's caviar.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Sidon has that covered

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why so wide?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is she so ugly?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Incredibly soulless post
              You wouldn't get it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                based pic

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                based pic

                i dun git it. please spoon feed

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                here's the spoon

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                how the frick

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically can't even tell that's supposed to be a 'she'. Are we sure Sidon isn't still a homosexual?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd have just married mipha
            keep that bloodline pure

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's dead anon, has been for 100 years and Sidon was a fishota back then

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          NOOOO LINK MUST FRICK MY DAUGHTER TO CONTINUE THE ROYAL BLOODLINE

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >playing Age of Calamity
        There's your first problem, original HW is 100x fricking better.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why so?
          I already played the 3DS version of Hyrule Warriors. I'm debating between playing the Switch deluxe version of it or Age of Calamity next.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            AoC runs like shit on native hardware (no idea how it emulates) and late game optional stages are almost nothing but "you must take THESE characters only" slogs along with them keeping the need to gather shitloads of shit to mod anything. I also didn't like the great majority of movesets compared to HW (where the only characters I didn't like playing were Deku Stick Lana, Fi and Agitha).

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? Oh no I didn't tie her up because I was forcing her she's actually all for the plan, its actually a kink she wanted to share with you some Zora woman have a thing for Fishermen and ropes I don't really get it but lay my sister Link!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally in the OP

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just wanted to know what quest I have to do to see this scene.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Should be after you do the Divine Beast in Zora's Domain and maybe you have to complete the section of the Champion's Ballad DLC in ZZD. I just talked to him right now at the fountain and he gave me that dialogue option. Just remembered you were asking about it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just wanted to know what quest I have to do to see this scene.

            I should add that it's in BOTW.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its right after They/Them Ganon injects Link with HRT in Hyrule Castle. Sidon is transphobic and doesnt want his sister to be with a trans woman.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you have nothing worth saying, stay quiet, i wanted to know when it was said not you swirling Black person spittle

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the thirty thousandth Zelda thread on Ganker. NOTHING in here was worth saying.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Really? Then why are you people here?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entirety of your stay in Zora's Domain is Mipha's family reminding you how badly she wanted to get creampied by Link for the rest of her life. It's actually a bit offputing, it's like the Chris Redfield memes made real lmao.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like how she wanted Link to cum on her eggs.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not making her leak your semen out of her puffy, well-bred hole onto her eggs
          C'mon man.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know this feel, a woman that used to be neighbors with us visited and asked me why I didn't marry her now unmarried and unemployed 31 year old daughter. She always told me to marry her in my teens.
        Frick off c**t, your daughter is weird and ugly

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek she should have paid you money like in the old days.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If she was loaded maybe, they've always struggled with money

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You dodge a bullet there buddy.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda is woke and pozzed for the last 2 games. Openly gay characters, pronouns, crossdressing in thirst trap outfits, link looks like a troony

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you are having fun fighting the phantoms in your fricking head.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      May I suggest euthanasia ?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not into Jap girls, sorry.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i am gay, does that make me woke?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It makes you a statistic in relation to child abuse and grooming.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but I think I was molested at a young age (literally can't tell if it's a weird idea in my head or if it's actually a vague memory) and I'm bi so that checks out

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chuds actually believe this
          this is what happens when you derive your worldviews from memes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Le based and tradpilled poster expects me to take him seriously while he avatargays with e-girl shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They hated him because he spoke the truth.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexuals will hate him because he's right.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you keep pretending it's not mental illness, yes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well I'm gay and hate every shade of shit skinned person. So it really just depends on if you think trannies shouldn't be banned and automatic sex offenders.

        It makes you a statistic in relation to child abuse and grooming.

        This is true like how 13% does 51%.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          pick-me homosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adapt or die miserable schizoid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds. The only people who legit think this are believing a headcanon. Nintendo has put very fricking little of their projecting into action.

      Link has loose outfits because Nintendo isnt afraid to feed a beast that prints them money. They’ll never have to go any further than twinking it up a bit to keep a whole demographic pocketed.

      Blizzard marketing probably has wet dreams of locking down money in the lgbtq community that hard with that little effort. Link never has to do anything remotely gay and he’s an icon over some clothes.

      Truthfully, it makes western woke bullshit really look to be a huge fricking waste of time when Nintendo can do better without any ACTUAL lgbtq character arcs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, TotK literally took the character the woke fricks thought was clearly the gayest and had him happily working with his fish fiancé in the sequel.

        Had literally no effect.

        Try to imagine what would happen if Blizzard ungayed a character. They’d implode.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't seem gay at all. Link was literally the best friend of his sister who he knew from when he was a toddler.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            How gay he seemed isn’t the point. When you’re talking a fanbase running off a high made entirely of headcanon it’s all frickin fanfiction tier shit anyway.

            The bigger picture is, it had no effect on the marketability of Link in his stupid bawdwear. They still obsess and spend. Even the ones angry as Sydon not being portrayed according to their fanfic shit.

            This is something Western devs couldn’t dream of. It’s the ultimate “Its okay when Nintendo” does it.

            It’s the phantom homosexualry. They’ll never give that part of the fanbase anything more than peanuts to chew on but the fanbase still showers them in love like they’ve been served a four course meal.

            In contrast, Overwatch probably has more lgbtq representation than literally fricking anythin else in AAA and they literally can’t keep fans satsified.

            Link beats an entire lgbtq cast of characters and he doesn’t need to do shit but look good in voe clothes. This alone should make the folks working on characters at Blizz want to die.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Its okay when Nintendo
              It is and always will be. They have always been in it to make good games and in the video game industry that is all I ask. It will always, unironically be okay when Nintendo does it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It does tickle me that Blizzard will desperately pander character sexuality for short term brownie points meanwhile Nintendo can release a game that doesn’t have anything at all to say about sexuality and bam Link is a bigger twink icon than Blizzard can figure out how to design with all the money they could spend.

                Not an ounce of gay in the game and he’s irreplaceable for people.

                But if Blizzard doesn’t literally shove Overwatch down fans throats bet they’d forget that entire cast of openly gay character in three years tops.

                Nintendo is quite literally winning by doing nothing.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not something you want to win though, it's pure brand poison that's getting uglier by the second to outsiders watching it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yah, nah m8.

                They’ve pocketed that lgbtq demographic. They cluster together in their corners of the internet and normies rarely interface with them. You, being a poster here, have higher exposure to weirdos than like 80% of the fricks who casually like Zelda.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                For it to be brand poison it’d have to be something that is changing the brand. Link isn’t gay, nor is he anything else they wish he was. Crossdressing in the games is more of a gag than a statement.

                Nintendo hasn’t said or done shit for their headcanon ASIDE from collecting their money. Shit, Sydon is canonically engaged to a woman, which flies directly in most of their stupid shipping faces.

                Their perception and headcanon is just their projection onto the game. One Nintendo isn’t going to correct if it makes cash and spreads the brand. It’s free work and they didn’t do anything.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Traps are woke
      Black person, traps are the opposite of woke. Why do you think homosexuals and trannies always try to convince the mindspace that any trap character is a troony?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda is woke and pozzed for the last 2 games
      let's see
      >Openly gay characters
      like bolson, the character that ridiculize gays
      >pronouns
      fake and gay
      >crossdressing in thirst trap outfits
      obsessed, crossdressing is seen as humor and not as woke propaganda in japan, so it's again made to ridiculize gays
      >link looks like a troony
      i think you are the actual homosexual if you feel so unsure when looking at link

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >UHMMM ACKYUALLY IT'S LE BASED AND REDPILLED BECAUSE UMMM IT JUST LE IS!
        You're just as much of a moron NPC

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          But it's right there, Anon said why. Are you by any chance moronic?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is it that the anons who love to call other people npcs have the most predictable stimulus-response patterns? Everything is woke, everything is trannies. Your next line will be:
          >YWNBAW

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cross dressing
      man, it's meant as a fricking joke, just like in FF7. it's very different from the pronoun people going drag.
      learn to read between the lines anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda is woke and pozzed for the last 2 games
      she lead a resistance in OoT
      >Openly gay characters
      carpenters were as thinly veiled as it gets
      >pronouns
      pronouns exist, correct
      >crossdressing in thirst trap outfits
      pink hair in ALttP
      >link looks like a troony
      any guy who isn't sporting a viking beard looks like that to you, don't they?

      legit, take a break dude.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      botw / totk link is literally ftm.
      I know there's zipperbreasts mods, but the zipperbreasts should be official. Xe even has vegana bones.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last THREE games. Triforce Heroes had link dressing as a little cheergirl bawd.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Link could even wear Zelda's dress in this game. How come link can't dress up as Zelda in TOTK. BOTW?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always find funny how TH is a sequel of LBW with the same Link but Aonuma kust said to the twam "frick that design go with Toon Link"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Sidon to frick my ass

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my fricking face when I saw he had a statue made of Link riding him
    Incredible.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its made even better by the fact it literally replaced his sisters statue to. When I first saw that I was losing my shit since I thought he tossed it for the new statute only to find out they just moved it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tbqh he was the true hero while his sister was a failure. Who woulda thunk

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          well the champions did keep the divine beasts contained for a hundred years, I wouldn't call that failure

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Set out to kill thing
            >Fail
            >ahkshuly they succeeded because they kept their own weapons from killing everyone else
            Actual, literal cope.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              they prevented the complete destruction of Hyrule to give Link time to heal
              otherwise there wouldn't be any towns left by the time he was resurrected

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only a failure because Zelda is an even bigger failure who happens to born to the correct family.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's...actually kind of sad.
    The memory descriptions have Zelda refer to Link as her friend. He would have had a happier life living in Zora's Domain with Mipha as his loving wife and Sidon as his actual best friend and bro.snkrn

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to Link's life. Perpetual cuckslave to Zelda, who's literally not interested in him in the slightest and any character who would jump his beans is rejected because they aren't Zelda.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Perpetual cuckslave to Zelda, who's literally not interested in him in the slightest
        By ToTK Zelda wants to bear Link's children and everyone knows that they're fricking. She even orders new clothes for him as a surprise gift.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're literally fricking in TotK. You sound like a seething Dorf-gay.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's some wild head canon there dude. But much like your private parts, keep it to yourself.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >[headcanon]
        why are projecting so hard, my dude?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now Sidon can frick Link instead :3

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    RESURRECT THE FISH PRINCESS RIGHT NOW NINTENDO

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fish doesn't have womb

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fish don't walk on two legs and speaks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are mammals just like dolphins you feces connoisseur

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most zoomers think dolphin are fish.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          In classical diction a fish was just anything finned that lived in water. Similarly meat meant any food, not just animal flesh and Corn was any grain (with the Corn we speak of now being short for “Indian Corn”). That is obviously not the case anymore.
          However in modern cladistic biology, “fish” isn’t a proper term anyway since almost anything would be a fish.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zora lay eggs, even ignoring the gills they’d be closer to monotremes like the Platypus and echidna.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah they are fishes. And if they lay eggs they aren't even like Sharks who actually get pregnant and give birth to live sharks.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That isn’t even universal to all sharks.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disappointing if true. Zora not having killer dolphin pussies is just a huge wasted opportunities and the chest bumps scream mammal to me.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            do you even play the games? majora's mask has a whole 4th part of it dedicated to gather Zora's eggs to reach Great Bay temple

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Non-canon in my view. Majora's Mask was a dream.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She spawns her eggs on the ground and jerks Link off on them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        kino

        Most zoomers think dolphin are fish.

        >t. dolphinfricker
        why don't you go get yourself some dophinpussy, dolphinfricker?
        guys, look at this shit, I found a dolphinfricker!
        fricking nerd

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not with that attitude

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      THEN I FRICK HER MOUTH AND GILLS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are mammals just like dolphins you feces connoisseur

      Do dolphins and sharks have wombs?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        shark babies will try to eat eachother while still inside their mother

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sharks can be viviparous(gives live birth, pups supported through an umbilical cord and placenta), oviparous(lays eggs), or ovoviviparous(eggs hatch in the womb, pups supported by yolk/placenta analog/their siblings, then gives live birth) depending on the species, some have even been found to be capable of parthenogenesis

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some shark species that give live birth also have the babies eating the weaker babies in the womb. Plus, since The Zora seem to resemble sharks...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've seen quite a few drawings only that suggest otherwise

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT happened to the mipha statue?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's in Mipha's Court up a hill. There's a quest where you have to photograph it.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is Zora's Domain still three little huts and a dozen zora?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine looking at some 4 foot tall "person" and thinking it could be your brother in law

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick fishs

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Mipha

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post miphat ass haha got em

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait shouldn't the light be coming from above

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yummy fish breasts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entirety of both games is post-mipha.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WOULD HAVE IF I HAD A CHOICE

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lipha or mink?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    An actually decent Zelda would've sent BotW Link back 100 years in order to stop the calamity at the end of the game as both sequelbait as well as a callback to the end of OoT.
    Instead we got "OH NO VAH RUTAH STOPPED WORKING OH NVM IT'S GONE."

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s basically the plot of Age of Calamity

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    grim

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link on the right

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't Mipha a fricking fish?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sexy for a fish too. It was a whole weird thing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is the designated fricking fish

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh guys reptiles do not have boobs (i got an A in biology)

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no way gay

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than Zelda honestly

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tendies stealing chrisposting
    Yawn

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do the champions make any reference to Age of Calamity that I missed or is that officially non-canon?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the school has a quest that recaps BotW although it's funny because they all kind of just ignore Link while he is standing there despite talking about him

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the school has a quest that recaps BotW although it's funny because they all kind of just ignore Link while he is standing there despite talking about him
        He meant the Hyrule warriors: Age of Calamity, anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's non-canon to TotK like everybody expected it to be. AoC had you stop most of the major damage from the Calamity before it kicked off proper and neither Zelda or Link were locked away for 100 years afterward.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        AoC is an entirely different timeline but Sidon, Riju, Yunobo, Teba, and Tulin are all from the main BOTW timeline. All of them even reference teaming up with the alternate Link in that game.
        So some people thought they might remember it happening.
        They don't mention it explicitly, but to me the stuff in TOTK seems like a pretty natural progression for their characters coming off of AOC. Just look at Tulin.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've only interacted with Teba and a bit with Riju so far (just got to her this morning) and neither mention anything about AoC's events. As the other anon said nobody ever mentions Revali period.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know, I'm just saying their stories are a good continuation from their scenes in AoC though.
            Daruk's pep talk with Yunobo leads well into how far he's come in TOTK.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing in Zora culture the males don't get a say, the females just claim them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that gerudo

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    LINK I WILL HAVE TO FRICK YOU NOW

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is straight and has a wife

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        AAAAAH DONT SAY THAT! MY HEADCANNON SAYS THEY/THEM ARE LE GAYYY! FRICK OFF NAZI BIGOT!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. Queenie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        AAAAAH DONT SAY THAT! MY HEADCANNON SAYS THEY/THEM ARE LE GAYYY! FRICK OFF NAZI BIGOT!

        homosexuals get the rope

        lol closet cases are always the worst

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and his wife wants Link's dick too. All Fish want Link Carnally

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexuals get the rope

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Troy McClure wouldn't have been kink-shamed in Hyrule.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aww

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its canon to me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry sweatie, Hyrule warriors is not canon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FurBlack folk please stop insisting that claspers are the same thing as hemipenes

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mipha knew Link since he was 4 years old

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link doesn’t know shit about the zora. He can’t even tell a female from a male. Zoragays are so fricking moronic they just make shit up.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >botw
        Anon that link has amnesia.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kys moron. He didn’t have full amnesia and you know it. If that was the case he wouldn’t be a competent fighter anymore.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >anti-zoragay so mad he re-posts the same cherrypicked dialog and attacks anyone who disagrees with them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wakes up after 100 years
        >brain = mush
        >cant tell men apart from women
        >cant remember anyone
        >dresses up as a woman and gets railed daily
        how did zelda put up with it for so many years? she had to live with this moron for like 6 years until totk.

        did she just grit her teeth like a good cuck or decide to put a stop to it and just not think about it

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw reading posts and watching videos about femcels and homosexuals literally shitting and pissing themselves that Sidon has a wife now
    Oh I am laughing. I gotta say, I knew chicks got delusional about fictional characters just like guys do, but I feel like it's honestly worse. They're wishing death threats against the waifu, shipping her with Zelda just to remove them from the equation, saying that Sidon, Link and her are some weird poly bullshit. Like frick me.

    I mean, I hear about a guy getting genuinely obsessed over a waifu every other month maybe, but with chicks they literally latch on to franchises and create unhealthy false realities in their heads that fly in the face of the media which they so reverently claim to be fans of all the time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm liking how JoJolands is looking, granted it is only four chapters as of now.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Ganker told me it's bad and boring now because the plot is happening and they're fighting instead of infodumping in-between disconnected scenes like the first two chapters

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do political Black folk on both ends of the autism spectrum get upset at the dumbest things?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's only the extremist vocal minority that we hear from on the internet. Normal people don't do this sort of shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit's crazy bro, I can only imagine how their twitter looks like
      I love reminding homosexuals what reality looks like with canon screenshots from time to time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone have the screencap if the chick going on and on about how she can't accept that he and link don't love each other?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just self-insert as Yona. Problem solved.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            fricking hell

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Such a silly reaction to have anyway considering that Yona is literally from arranged marriage and a blatant Beard for Sidon
            You cannot ever convince me that man is even slightly straight beyond obligatory coitus with Yona to provide a Zora heir
            He's fricking boys on the side and she does not care
            Just look at how she reacts to how much he talks about Link, she don't give a frick

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cope harder, fujo.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              you are correct, he fricks rito women on the side

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I find the whole "Linksona" thing hilarious.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Schizo spergs out in mass reply
    Many such cases. Sad!

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Woah, one of the most accessible games by one of the accessible companies sells so well that some of the players are transexual?
    Color me surprised

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute couple

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LINK YOU NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER
    >THE REDFIN BLOODLINE MUST CONTINUE AND YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN DO IT
    >LIIIINNNKKKK

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HELL I LIKE YOU! YOU CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND FRICK MY SISTER (or something w/e I forget the exact line)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you got it right

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nice thing is that link and Sidon apparently became better bros over the time skip which is nice. Even got him a gf that likes link too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Even got him a gf that likes link too.
      >let's ignore the inconsistencies and how Sidon gave more of a shit about her more than his own father
      >as long as we shit on gays nothing else matters
      lmao

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the sidequests is taking a pic of mipha

    based

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I deeply despise TP for reworking how Zora look like, OoT/MM/OoA/WW design was perfect BUT Queen Rutela is sexy as frick so my mind is split

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MM
      MM had some unconventional Zora designs as well

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that fricking thing on the right always left me perplexed

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think maybe hes an eel

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but those can be justified because theyre mimicing a band and Lulu is wearing actual clothes like Laruto on WW, TP was the first to actually give the Zora "fin clothes" and stuff

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's their band name?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon..?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Indigo-Go's

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is a 7 and that's fine

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the Zoras all naked?

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is worshipping Purah but Violynne is best girl

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sidon mentions Mipha
    >Riju mentions Urbosa
    >Yunobo and Tulin don't give a single frick about Revali and Daruk
    Why?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daruk has a massive statue in Goron city so it's ok

      No one gives a shit about Revali

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw Revali having to deal with the fact that the current bird champion is a massive linkgay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Revali's massive ego and attitude just soured everybody on him even after his death. AoC was pretty funny with it as Teba couldn't stand being near him for quite awhile.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I distinctly remember Teba about to shittalk him for being a prick, but he got cut off

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is funny cause Teba idolized him guess never meet your heroes.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is pssibly (and funnily) the case, jist imagine:
            >OMFG! Revali it's a honor to fight alongside y...
            >GET THE FRICK OUT OF HERE, IM TRYING TO REST YOU FRICKING homosexual!

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how would zora's domain fare under their rule?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      very well since no soul would dare to put a feet on Zora teeritory for fear of Link, aan who hunts down Lynels for sport completely naked, slayer Gleeoks, and professional Pig deleter would come for them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i need a giant mermaid wife

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Four dicks!

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had she not died, Link would have totally married Mipha
    I'm sorry Zeldakeks but that's just how it is, the only way you girl van win is by literally killing the competition

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda didn't actually have any issues awakening her powers, it just a convoluted ploy to get Mipha killed that spiraled out of control

      sneaky sneaky

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/LookAtMyMeat1/status/1661482914926985217
    >49k views

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah he should have, imagine choosing the worst Zelda of all time over Mipha

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Robbie wants me to do the e-girl's quests before he upgrades my shit
    >the e-girl tells me to do Robbie's quest
    WHAT THE FRICK DO I DO
    THEY JUST KEEP SAYING TO TALK TO THE OTHER ONE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you have to do a temple before Josha’s second quest shows up

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Robbie wants me to do the e-girl's quests before he upgrades my shit
        >the e-girl tells me to do Robbie's quest
        WHAT THE FRICK DO I DO
        THEY JUST KEEP SAYING TO TALK TO THE OTHER ONE

        yup, you need to do a temple BUT the Spirit Temple doesnt count for that for some stupid reason

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even the game doesn't think it's a real temple, I guess.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    LINK, PLEASE FRICK MY SISTER! SHE BOUGHT HERSELF A MOTHER'S DAY CARD FROM HER CAT!
    >THEY ACTUALLY MAKE MOTHER'S DAY CARDS FOR WOMEN WHO PRETEND THEIR PETS TALK TO THEM!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grim

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt you frick the fish link? ohhhh it is sad day

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the Zora's Domain smell bad?

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like the idea of them procreating is mipha asking link to jerk off into a weird jelly pool of her eggs.
    i also like the idea that when link was a zoran for for a bit for those missions, they knew it was just a mask and gave him stupid quests
    >yeah swim here and collect all these items for me
    >lmao he spent all day in our septic tank wew

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Breath is about player freedom
    >you can't marry ghost Mipha
    >you can't marry Riju
    >you can't marry that zora guard who was in a love triangle with you and Mipha 100 years ago
    Nice freedom you got there.

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