Listen, I wouldn't frick a Pokemon but...

Listen, I wouldn't frick a Pokemon but...

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >off-model

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd frick a Pokemon butt.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >but
    huh thats not a pokemon tho, doe, though?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Drunk Oak

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Twenty dollars is twenty dollars

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Drunk Oak

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She better get a unique crystal form, missing on the giant one was criminal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry to break it to you man, but she already has appeared in the last trailer with the cheap crystal hat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You could still Dynamax Pokemon that had Gigantamax forms

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reallt?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are ANY Pokemon getting unique forms from that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We don't know yet, not they've shown any.
        Safe to assume the starters and some lucky Kanto rep / Lucario will get one though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want steel Gardevoir to grow armor.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's not how it looks ingame you moron. You gave it a busty feminine look when in reality it looks like some paper figurine with no female shapes. You're braindead and mentally ill due to your porn addiction.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Canon Gardevoir are goddesses.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The constant joke is that Gardevoir's a guy.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Draw human woman
    >Add some elaborate Halloween costume
    >Call her a Pokemon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how long has it been since you were outside? Were you raised in a lab or something with only male researchers? Not sure what kinda fricked up freaky women you've imagined but trust me women dont look like that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe not in America.
        I also assume you are talking about the whole “being attractive” and not the non-human features like the spikes or the ear things. That shit is just a costume.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe in America*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Obsessed, you can't go one minute without mentioning a third world shithole that lived in your head rent free

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So yeah, you’re American and the only women you have seen weigh as much as 3 women in other countries.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its not a costume since those traits clearly change how it looks and doesn't looked tacted on. Given the proportions, non-human coloration, chest spike, face and limb shape it makes it look non-human rather than give the impression of a costume. This isn't Digimon where they have actual cosplay tier designs because they're very human proportioned with human limbs and human coloration.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t know man.
            I have seen some pretty elaborate and detailed costumes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        neither does a pokemon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >women dont look like that
        Human women wish they looked as hot as pokemon do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Christ Anon you're right.
        They look Nowhere as girly and as waifu as Gardevoir.
        They are Horrifying

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I said something similar until I started browsing this board

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now add a feminine penis

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        implement a bullet to your skull

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trace: Thicc Fat

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't do it! She has 700 BST! She will destroy your dick and groin in one bounce!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >never been dexcut
    >never will be dexcut
    feels good being a gardechad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gardevoir will be a cuck unless she gets new dex entries.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >caring about dex entries
        how is life with crippling autism?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Not wanting more lore for one of your favorite Pokemon

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok i would too, idk

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would frick many Pokemon but never a Gardevoir

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hair
    >breasts
    How2 spot a fake fan trainer instantly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>hair
      What else would the green stuff on her head be?
      >>breasts
      Pokemon like Skiddo prove Pokemon do have breasts.

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