Literally every single cubone's mother died?

Literally every single cubone's mother died?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cubone is just the Pokemon equivalent to every Rogue's backstory in DnD.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now you realize that pokemon always had moronic design issues, Sugimori still has a point when he said they make pokemon have some drawback characteristics so they don't look too "tryhardy" but that gets sometimes gets too out-of-hand and leads to either very confusing mons or mons that are simply not fun to have or even look at.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >breed cubone
    >the skull is still on despite his mother being alive
    WHAT THE HELL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The mother's just a ghost after having the egg, apparently they're functional Pokemon according to the Pokeflute quest in Kanto so you'd never notice the difference.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can breed them, so no.

      The could've shed skulls, but dex entry nonsensically specifies that it's "dead mother", so frick knows. Maybe for them "mother" is some cultural figure in their tribal society not actual parent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's not nonsensical, it's the breeding system(created long after the conception of cubone) that's fricking moronic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Easy out is that technically one could argue that breeding parents can't be confirmed as the actual parents of the Pokemon. Eggs are directly stated to not actually be created by physical reproduction and instead just sorta appear in unobserved spaces when Pokemon are in close proximity and the egg itself is just a makeshift cradle of sorts. So it's possible that eggs are just literal allegories for the stork excuse and every breeding pair are actually just adoptive parents.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's just bullshit because if you put different pokemon with no compatible egg groups, how they wouldn't produce an egg if the explanation was true

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Same reason not every couple can adopt, they don't meet the qualifications.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so basically homosexuals

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And inherited IV and moves are pure coincidence? That's a really weak theory.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Pokemon can inherit moves by just being in proximity, according to gen 8. And maybe the adopters filled out an adoption paper saying they want specific genetics, who are you to argue what the series has canonically stated can't be confirmed even under observation.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure you felt how weak your theory is yourself by the end of writing that post.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that you thought I was legitimately arguing for an unseen Pokemon adoption agency with a stork delivery system says a lot about you. But it's true that Pokemon heritage is unverifiable, and the eggs aren't directly produced from the female in the breeding pair.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No one witnessed pokemon actually laying an egg, it doesn't necessarily mean that the "eggs" are not produced from the female.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Eggs appeared when the "parents" were under observation. Unless you can prove that female Pokemon can remotely give birth on top of not having a gestation period, you can't claim the egg to be produced from them directly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Eggs appeared when the "parents" were under observation.
                Link your sources. I don't remember anything close to that stated in the games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its on the Gen 2 zukan, which was translated here.
                What's the current archive?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick is the breeding system to blame? Any breeding system would make cubone entry nonsensical.

          Cubone is just the best sign that GF doesn't give a frick about lore. They easily could fix it by stating in dex that it was/is believed that cubones wear their mother's skull.
          Or for more radical approach give cubones/marowaks undiscovered egg group.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can breed them, so no.

      The could've shed skulls, but dex entry nonsensically specifies that it's "dead mother", so frick knows. Maybe for them "mother" is some cultural figure in their tribal society not actual parent.

      breeding is not sexual reproduction so the one you leave might not be the mother

      it's just bullshit because if you put different pokemon with no compatible egg groups, how they wouldn't produce an egg if the explanation was true

      >this thing that can only work if it were sexual doesn't work if its not sexual, so its sexual

      let's just accept that the breeding system is just a gameplay mechanic that doesn't actually reflect the world in universe

      They already wrote the world-in-universe to fit the mechanic though, there's nothing you should accept.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >his mom is a ditto

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was just larping for pity points

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, and so will all of ours

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    let's just accept that the breeding system is just a gameplay mechanic that doesn't actually reflect the world in universe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let's accept that they were too lazy to fix it, just like they are too lazy to fix nidoqueen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nidoqueen doesn't need fixing, it's literally part of the lore and it has been so since 1996

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >just like they are too lazy to fix nidoqueen
        >he doesn't know
        moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can't read moonrunes, homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's been translated. should be common knowledge by now

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Then link translation homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >pls spoonfeed me

                it basically say female nidoran becomes sterile upon evolving but the male remains fertile

                this book came out right after japanese red and green long before gold and silverbreeding mechanics were a thing. they later programmed it that way to be consistent with this book written by tajiri himself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >but the male remains fertile
                What are the implications of this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That Nidoran F is getting that big purple King dick.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, your mom...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that actual anon who said cubone was his favorite because his mother actually died

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, literally every single one (in-lore).
    It's clear Cubone was supposed to be an extremely rare one-of-a-kind monster at first, hence why there's such a narrative focal point on it and Marowak when it comes to Lavender and the Pokemon Tower, but they backed out last minute and made it a regular-ass species.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yup.
    Problem?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone's mother dies, yours will too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro.......
      that's not nice bro...... why would you say that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome to reality.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          but i love my mommy man

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't ever take the dex entries at face value.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know how many species do this already?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, i killed them all

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