Literally impossible

Literally impossible

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I thought ER was mid overall but I was legit impressed by how disorienting many of the attack patterns are. I'm a souls veteran and the hard enemies of this game fucked with my head.

    Overall I think it's too hard and didn't stay thematically interesting late game. I beat the Fire Giant and just stopped playing

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      the delayed attacks are annoying but this is by far the easiest souls, after playing sekiro you have no right to complain about this one's difficulty

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >by far the easiest souls
        I don't know how you could say this. I've played the mainline, plus bloodborne recently and they are much easier. Haven't beat Sekiro yet so you got me there

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Other than Malenia, I had way more trouble with several bosses in DS3 than any in ER, including but not limited to pontiff, nameless king, dancer, midir, gael, sister fried, but obviously everyone has different difficulties at the games, there are people who says DS1 is way harder then sekiro and I just can't conceive how can someone actually think that

          It's too easy to become over leveled in ER if you like exploring every single piece of the map, but I think what makes it harder for some people who played all the other are the delays, the fucking delays are confusing as fuck, but once I got margit delays right the game became way easier

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            midir and gael were hard but fair, two of my fav fights in 3

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            I beat every single DS3 boss in 1-5 tries except for sister fried who took me around a dozen attempts.

            Several fights in ER have taken me 20-30+ attempts not even exaggerating. I always fight the bosses at whatever level I encounter them though, no diverting my path, no grinding

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Several fights in ER have taken me 20-30+ attempts
              which ones? so far some of the minibosses are harder than regular bosses
              then again im playing without summons and stack strength with a colossal greatsword

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Off the top of my head Caelid Godskin, Crucible Duo, Knight Loretta, Rot lake DragonKin Leonine Misbegotten oddly enough,

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >I always fight the bosses at whatever level I encounter them though, no diverting my path, no grinding
              that may be why, I was trying to gauge the proper level for the area based on how many hits trash mods could take and use this to guide my directions, I didn't grind souls but I think that because I was exploring every single piece of every area I entered, I was kind of over leveled after half of the game, caelid for example I gave up under level 20 and came back later when I was probably around 50

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Nameless King is braindead. You probably never played any of these games.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Sekiro is way easier than Elden Ring

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          No fucking way, I died more to father owl and demon of fire then probably all of elden ring bosses combined

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            that just means you are really bad at rhythm games. Elden Ring is more difficult than Sekiro for the vast majority of players unless you grossly overlevel and use some OP shit like arcane build with rivers.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Im on NG+5 in Sekiro and I agree Sekiro is easier.

            The thing about Sekiro is all the bosses are expertly crafted around your moves. Every attack has a clear counter or way to evade. While you can't really cheese it (other than firework spam but lets be honest, shitters will run out of fireworks). The game also has a clear philosophy of being aggressive. Most enemies postures will break easily if you master their patterns and get in their face

            Elden Ring on the other hand, has terribly lazy boss design. I know it gets memed a lot but the input reading is obnoxious. This is made worse by the fact that bosses can cancel moves to punish you. It just feels cheap. Not to mention all the move kits are just lazy. Shit like AOE and AOE grab attacks are just way too common. I don't like how you have to manipulate input reading to do well in this game

            I love Elden Ring but the combat was so shit I bought Sekiro for the 2nd time after being filtered on PS4. On PS4 i got shura ending then gave it away. But after playing Elden Ring I respected the combat and just beat it 4 times in a row with no real frustrations

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Sekiro is easier because it puts you on an even field with every boss and gives you the tools to do so. Now if every Sekiro enemy/boss was something out of Ninja Gaiden with an even larger health pool, while moving faster than a picosecond that would be the equivalent of how it is to fight enemies in ER, while still moving at the same speed as DS1.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >beat sword dyke goddess on 10th try
        >still can't beat isshin after 3 years

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Sekiro
        Just mash parry over and over again.
        >ER
        Just use ashes/magic/rot to cheese the shit out of bosses with retarded movesets.

        Both games are easy and don't require any skill. People just think they're hard because they're brainlets.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Lol no bloodborne the easiest by far

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Bloodborne is easier because the character is more mobile and your attacks come out faster. Honestly the playstyle of bloodborne is much better than souls. Rolling just looks stupid and goofy.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't beat the game.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I beat the Fire Giant and just stopped playing
      You should honestly just finish it at that point. There’s only three more bosses (if you’re not doing the flower bitch) and you’d be officially done in half an hour to an hour tops.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just tired of playing it. Working my way through the King's Field series right now. I prefer games that prioritize map design over soulless bethesda worlds

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        The last three bosses really do feel horribly paced, though.
        They’re all fought back to back, and their 2nd phases feel like completely different bosses, so learning them feels frustrating, every death sends you back to phase 1 before you can learn anything else.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      the delayed attacks are annoying but this is by far the easiest souls, after playing sekiro you have no right to complain about this one's difficulty

      Because the game just fucking blatantly CHEATS you. If you thought the combat is unfair, you are 100% right.

      This vid goes in depth into this: https://youtu.be/ZQlOxjCqyAI

      tl;dw
      >Malenia can cancel out of stagger - no other enemy in the game can do that
      >she can cancel stagger into an animation or attack - again, no enemy does that
      >her level 3 stagger (from heaviest weapons) has the same stagger duration as level 2 - again, no other enemy has this behavior
      >she can ignore stance-break events and continue her animation and will get stance-broken only if damage was consistently applied during animation (so that the poise bar wont regenerate) and it ticked after animation was done
      >she cannot be killed with a riposte in her 1st phase, and cannot be killed by the "first hit" after she recovers from said riposte, it has to be a "normal damage hit"
      and about other enemies:
      >Maliketh is immune to poise damage while in air but you can knock down Radahn, Placidusax and Radagon from the sky with stance break
      >some enemies gain not only immunity to stance break, but to poise damage altogether, meaning your hits won't reset the timer, so their poise damage will start to regenerate - basically you might think you are getting closer to stagger if you feel desperate but actually it won't change anything
      >if that wasn't enough, some enemies just gain immunity to damage altogether during some of their attacks (Crucible Knights wing charge, Godskin Apostle jump etc.)
      >the choice of which attacks are immune, which can be staggered and which can be stance-broken is inconsistent and completely arbitrary (if a "cinematic attack" like Mohg NIHIL NIHIL NIHIL cannot be stance broken, why the most cinematic attack in the game - Elden Beast Elden Ring Flying Attack - can be stance broken?)

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      stopped reading at "mid" go back 2 reddit or twitter. also based on your age you didn't play elden ring obviously.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Elden Ring is the zoomer game though and Dark Souls 1 is seen as a boomer title.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          wow u got me bussin fr fr no cap hah we are boomers because we enjoy DS1 dont we my fellow fr busser haha yeah elden ringers make the worst memes on tiktok dont they i never follow them fr no cap hehe nothing personnell

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You stopped at the best looking area in the whole series

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        im playing through it the first time rn and the underground city is my favourite place so far, its so beautiful

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          The first time I took that elevator it was mindblowing

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the eternal cities are just magical

          You stopped at the best looking area in the whole series

          Farum Azula just felt like that dragon zone in DaS2 tbh, but nothing came close to the eternal cities

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Bloodborne chalice dungeons it even recicle textures from bloodborne

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Sure fucker, the whole game is reused assets

              But the vibe they're giving off in underground cities is totally different

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >using mid unironically
      >"souls veteran"
      Pick one

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The parry is bullshit too is more learning the arm timing than the attack

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >parry
        i dont know if i have this problem bec i play on 60fps n pc and the console versions run on 30fps, but it doesnt work when i look at the arm
        looking at the wep just does it for me, much more successful
        kinda bullshit you need to parry bosses multiple times for a riposte, but then again some things would get too easy
        crucible knights are not a problem anymore since i discovered the buckler

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but the parry isnt worth it in this game besides crucible knight shield to dps constantly cause the critical riposte damage is nerfed , the same as other ways to get criticals and you can get it by stance breaking

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            have you tried playing daggers? there is a talisman that boosts crit damage too ive heard (havent found it yet)

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              I used maxed misericorde dagger and the talisman and still the damage isnt so notorious as dark souls

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I beat the Fire Giant and just stopped playing
      Actually same

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >but I was legit impressed by how disorienting many of the attack patterns are.

      There is nothing impressive about it. The enemy movesets were literally made so they have so many feints and random bullshit mixed between that they're impossible to read. You could even argue they're badly designed from a developers standpoint.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        They're one of the worst design choices ever made and it's so clear that the series will die a slow disgusting death because of them. Japanese people just can't help themselves, all they know is anime.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Slow death
          >Sells 13 millions the first month. imagine being this delusional. The term "MINDBROKEN" you do apply to some of you lmao

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Did you just have a stroke?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            This board is full of mindbroken degenerates and retarded 13 year olds. Literally not worth the mental energy to get mad at these people because this board is a quarantine zone for the rest of Ganker, including 4chan.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Damn bro just watch the sales of the next few games, you don't need to be so personally offended. Obviously you know it's true.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >think anime is shit
              >You're mindbroken! A child! You could never understand the patrician blah blah blah

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just shoot him from atop the nearby ruins lol

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      > shoot
      By the time you will get bow or crossbow you'll be able to beat him with your primary weapons.

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    ER is the only soulsgame so far were i actually feel confident going into fights two-handing a wep
    its actually rather easy compared to other soulsgames

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      yeah just the same 1d z targeting roll souls that requires 0 brain power lol

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just sit on his shield side, only commit to single light attacks so you can avoid his halberd and reorient back to his shield side.
    Then in phase 2 with the same strategy, late dodge the jumping shield slam, watch for the delayed shield bash, and the weird long wind up homing bash he has.

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who are your least favorite bosses/enemies in this game? I know most people say the rune bears and the spider bitches with the guard break but I’d say these fuckers are my least favorite.
    >million health
    >kills you in 1-2 hits
    >has strong aeo
    >pops in at the worst times
    >spends half the time slithering around the room dodging your attacks
    >only enemy where locking on hurts you more than helps
    Seriously, feels like these things are everywhere and I hate each fight with them

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      just stick close and run away when it glows, only like 10% of its attacks hit you
      i wonder if youre one of those players who leave a bloodstain on any corner with a deathzone underneath
      i swear some people who play this game are legit retarded

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      these guys are pretty horrible
      your first time seeing them, you shit your pants cause it’s animations are all crazy, but once you actually learn his moves, he’s one of the most obnoxious enemies ever.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      those are really fucking annoying, I hate gigantic bosses that you have to roll clipping inside the fucking enemy, the camera goes completely crazy

      I hate this fucking birds due to the camera, if you lock on them you can't fucking reach his head most of the time and the camera fucks you hard, From just can't figure how to fix their fucking shitty camera

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Just use Torrent and they bug out and can't hit you if you stay close and run in circles

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >not just throwing six holy water pots at it and watching it die
        I agree with you on how God awful they are but I think the x200 times damage to holy that completely rips them a new hole makes up for it.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I only read anything about the game after I finished the first run, I didn't know about this and the apostle/noble weakness to sleeping pot, this two weakness make them so much easier

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >just spam random shit using your scarce resources and hope it works brah

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        The one in Caelid threw himself off a cliff doing the thousand spears attack in my playtrough

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >kills you in 1-2 hits
      stop making DOGSHIT builds retard

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      these guys are pretty horrible
      your first time seeing them, you shit your pants cause it’s animations are all crazy, but once you actually learn his moves, he’s one of the most obnoxious enemies ever.

      >getting filtered by a fucking tree

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        what gave you the impression they said it’a difficult?
        it’s just a shit enemy

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          They're whining because they couldn't figure it out

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      These fucking things.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        at least they dont have much hp so you can bumrush them

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I hate fighting these fuckers like you wouldn't believe. These things never stop attacking.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >3 in a row at the haligtree

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          4, actually

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >12 hit combo with absurd damage, where getting hit once is enough to get stonlocked
        >Little to no startup frames on attacks
        >if you're too far to attack, either teleports straight to you or shits out a poison projectile
        >makes your ears bleed from all the screeching
        This piece of shit is the definition of a cheap kill enemy

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >cheap kill enemy
          That's how Dark Souls always was.
          You get stomped on until you figure it out.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Figure it out = Equipping healing incantation to delete the enemy instead of fighting it.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              For instance.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      these guys are pretty horrible
      your first time seeing them, you shit your pants cause it’s animations are all crazy, but once you actually learn his moves, he’s one of the most obnoxious enemies ever.

      what gave you the impression they said it’a difficult?
      it’s just a shit enemy

      During my first playthrough, the ulcerated tree spirits were impossible to beat without summoning.
      During NG+ I had such OP moves that I played really relaxed and for some reason I managed to perfectly read its attacks and moves, and I could just chip away at him while evading all his attacks without using any of my OP moves.

      It's literally a skill issue.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Those fuckers in Caelid mines that shoot homing projectiles. Like what the fuck were they thinking
      >a volley of homing projectiles that can easily bypass corners
      >can easily just move away from your attacks

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      About halfway through now and the dragon bosses feel like total trash. Not since something like Capra Demon in Souls1 have I felt a fight was just pure hot trash. As melee I am constantly underneath the dragon, can't see shit except his balls if he had any. Targetting is fucking useless because I have to keep hitting his feet. Like many other bosses he can turn around in a split second and hit you, but it's even more retarded because of his size You can't see what he is doing because you are always underneath him just hitting his legs near his balls. Nothing makes sense about this retarded """"encounter"""", Why doesn't he just fly away anyway? I have fought maybe 3 dragon bosses and they are all reskins of this same dogshit dragon fight.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        That one DOES fly away, though.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Elden beast. I've beaten the game 5ish times now with a different build each time and it's pretty fucking obvious that they had no fucking clue how to make a 2nd phase for Radagon so they just slapped some bullshit in that looks "cool" but is a shitty fight by every metric. Atleast Rennala and Rykard are easy as fuck and are short fights so even if I don't like them, the "Gimmick over function" that they seemed to use in those fights doesn't overstay their welcome.

      Elden beast though is buggy as all hell and have some of the shittiest attack patterns in the game, he pretty much embodies the "enemies just flail forever" meme.
      My first and 3rd playthrough the bosses AI broke midway through so he just sat there waiting for me to kill him but in pretty much EVERY fight I've had with him he runs away and shoots his gay magic more than he actually tries to take a swing at me. It has to be a bug, I refuse to belive that anyone at FROM thought it would be a good idea to make a boss that runs away OVER and OVER again with no way for the player to stop the boss no matter what they do. It's not hard, it's just boring and frustrating. Elden Beast should just get deleted from the game since no patch can fix him as long as the devs dont redesign the entire fight.

      I don't like Malenia either, but that is because she is hilariously overtuned and is also bugged (animation canceling like she does has to be a fucking bug since no other enemy in the game does it, it also looks weird as fuck when she does it) her fight is otherwise tense and I can see how she could be a more fun fight if they just patch her.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Only bullshit thing those guys do is the explosion/geysers they do after half health because it forces me to back off from beating them to a pulp.

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >love seeing screenshots, gameplay snippets or listening to soundtracks from the game
    >have no desire to replay anytime soon this year and maybe even dread going back period

    I've never felt this way about a game before.

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of it was artificial difficulty. I'm decent at games so when I died to a boss it was rarely more than 3 times. My main issue with the game is that a lot of the boss are meant to be killed with certain build which imo is bad game design the game would be way better if you could easily spec in everything. But overall it was easy and boring. Also despite not dying often I found the game very clunky. Like how you have to dodge into the things you want to dodge like projectile or fire giant. If you dodge away it actually hits you. I did every piece of content in my first and only run without a guide except for the npc bullshit. Their quest is my dad works for nintendo kind of bullshit.

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    the franchise has never been easier

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      yeah if you play a turboautism build

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I played five times:
        >Strength
        >Dex (no bleed)
        >Int
        >Faith
        >Arcane

        Besides the non-bleed dex build all of them were rather easy besides the final boss and Malenia for some builds. Never had to put down the game while fighting a boss though.

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >croatian peasant spearman against Serbian mounted knight (1345) [colorized]

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    moron. Die ( in real life)

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Right after you start the game? Might as well be, you do no damage and even if you're a dodgemaster who never gets hit it's going to take forever. It's the games way of telling you
    >this game isn't always designed in such a way that the obstacle in front of you can be conquered right now, go level up and come back
    People's failure to understand that comes from a place of profound mental retardation where they think if you're not able to beat a boss at level 1 with fists then either the game is bad or you are. It's neither, sometimes you're just not ready for the challenge life is throwing at you and you need to go acquire the tools to overcome it instead of beating your head against the wall.

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    you all who play this kind of game for purpose, prize and satisfaction you all waste your life for nothing. nobody give a shiet about you beating this kind of game.
    STOP PLAYING GAMES WHERE YOU LOSE TIME

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You lose time in all games
      You lost time writing that post and reading this reply

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      any games where you win time instead?

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I killed him at lvl 12.
    Just abuse the horse. It breaks the game.

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    God this game was so sterotypical I didn't even finish it. Once again you have a rot/poison lake level, beat so many things to access the late game area, and then at the end when you thing you're done you get teleported to another dragon area far off in the clouds like almost every other fucking souls game since two.

    Man, playing Elden Ring made me realize how much they reused the exact same formula.

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    when replaying Dark Souls 3, i was unironically shocked how little Health i needed to actually take on and tank multiple hits from lategame and DLC enemies and how many openings and punish opportunities there were on bosses like Gael and Friede
    ER is just absurd in comparison

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't beat that enemy by the point in the game that you'd have that gear you're actually just terrible.

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Tirkins

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    oh shi-

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I beat him right out the gate naked with my club. if my retarded ass can do it so can anyone else.

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    he's just gundyr with a horse, walk lazily to the left and his halberd flys over your head. just have to watch out for the sheild bash and the horse attacks

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    ER bosses are all piss easy

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      depends, if you dont play broken builds and without magic/summons the game actually becomes challenging
      just 2hand a colossal wep for example (no bullshit step)

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I've stomped most of the bosses with pure STR build and a single greatsword. Once you figure out the timings for charged R2 it's over, you can basically stunlock the bosses.
        No bleed dex build actually was much harder.

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm a poorfag who could only find a series s, I've already beaten it. And because I'm a dumbfag who finally got a ps5 I'm wondering if I should cop it for that. Are the visuals/framerate/load times better enough to drop 30 bucks on a used copy?

  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just return more stronger and better gear ,you and the fags who cried about margitt when the game is openworld to curbstomp this shit sucks ,because your didnt beat the game

  24. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The DLC had better be good.

  25. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled... its actually too hard. Souls was hard but always offered a chance to win, even DS2 despawns enemies after a while. Elden Ring is pure anime bullshit attack patterns with trial and error memorization.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >bullshit attack patterns with trial and error memorization
      This was always how Dark Souls was described.
      ER simply takes it to a new level, otherwise the franchise would grow stale.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >bosses are injected with steroids and given animetard speed buffs
        >your dude is still stuck with the same slow jank combat and input delay from DS3
        They knew the game was unbalanced as fuck which is why they gave you 3 dozen cheese tactics to trivialize every encounter.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >waaaah I want to keep rollfagging

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            No, not really but that's still what you do for 85% of this piece of shit game.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >waaah you have to use cheese tactics, you can't use souls rolling melee on all the bosses
              >waaah there's too much souls rolling melee

              Listen to yourself.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Are you baiting or are you seriously defending broken game design?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >if you can't rollfag the game is broken
                >if you can rollfag the game is broken

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Disingenuous. You know exactly what he's talking about. There's a disconnect between melee combat and other easier strategies. It doesn't meet in the middle.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >There's a disconnect between melee combat and other easier strategies.
                Sometimes melee works best, sometimes melee doesn't work well at all and you have to use other strategies.
                Imagine crying about getting punished for sticking to the exact same playstyle for the entire game.

  26. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    no its not ive killed it

  27. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What is your favorite weapon type?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Greathammers/colossalhammers
      I like big bonk and i cannot lie.
      You unga bungas can't deny.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >That when a mob walks in with his itty bitty poise and tiny little sword you just swing!

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Spear.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Anything for melee but flails, spears and fists. I need to switch up weapons on each new cycle to keep things fresh.

  28. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally impossible
    I literally just did this a few hours ago on another NG. I always go after him first because it's fun. Stop being a whiny cunt and beat the game.

  29. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Like just sit on the horse and shoot him with magic until he dies loser

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      What a boring and pussy way to play the game. I bet you summoned for every boss.

  30. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    just b urself

  31. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Everyone beat it they just didn't like it

    > th eold way, you can use the new mechanics.
    >I have when you Ganker retards say shit like that. It is literally a sub 80IQ opinion

    Projection lmao

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit I just witnessed something I shouldn't have, I feel like, motherfucker smashed delete faster than I've ever seen

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone beat it they just didn't like it
      Imagine being so deep into your paid ER hate script that you start pretending ER isn't one of the most universally praised games in history.

  32. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    You’re literally just shit

  33. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I hated this morons backswings, was pretty god damn ridiculous those backswings hit you for full damage, same shit with the nights calvary.

  34. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I already beat ER a couple of times but the crucible knight always catches me off guard.

  35. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    greatshield and thrusting weapon

    this is how you play ER
    changed my entire experience of the game

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's very effective but also kinda boring. That said i do fuck around with it during invasions sometimes.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Shieldpoking was great fun in the early game, but after a certain point you just need to do a lot more damage.

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