>Literally the ONE RING
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>Literally the ONE RING
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One credit card to rule them all, one consolidated debt to find them, one impulsive decision to buy them all, and among the whales; bind them.
underrated.
Should have stayed at the comedy club.
Beautiful poetry
I hope whoever gets the printed single films himself destroying the card and laughing about it.
This. Rip it up and frame it.
It never getting found would be fucking funny
Throw it in a Volcano and live stream it
That would literally cause the price to go higher
if you were filming yourself opening packs, got the literal ONE ring, and had the balls to rip it in half right then and there, you could frame that thing and sell it for a fucking mint.
I mean after all the story is all about DESTROYING the one ring. There's a collector who would shill out for that thing.
I guess the best case scenario would be that it sits in a warehouse until its thrown in the trash, or stays in a never opened collectors box for 10 years in someones basement.
>case it in to the fire!
Yeah!
It's going to be destroyed by some random dude and no one will ever find it.
It's not even that cool, it's enlarged tyoe alt art with random runes and a holo effect.
We need a hero with a proxy of the 1 of 1 Ring to destroy this vile scheme.
How many collectors boosters should I buy? They are only $40 each on Amazon!
This makes me feel good buying $35 hardback gamebooks. At least I'm getting printed material worth half that
OH MY GOD I NEED IT OHHH FUUUUUUCK I NEED THIS THING
BING BING WAHOO
Apparently they are printing limited Sol Rings versions of the other rings. How fucking lazy is that?
I checked out at black aragorn
If the game doesnt even care about its settings own world building anymore, its dead and gone.
But then again, apparently that just doesnt matter anymore. Rings of Power completely ignored that Tolkien wrote dark skinned people to the evil side, and that there's better be a good reason for blacks anywhere outside the far east, but ok, point taken, its 2023 and so on
>Be New Hampshirefag.
>Come across a Collector Booster.
>Crack open the ONE Ring.
>Get a band of buddies to roadtrip to WotC's headquarters dodging investorfags attempting to stop us.
>Start a mini grill fire outside their building.
>Record burning it.
>Call Mark Nosewater a garden gnome while giving him the two bird salute w/ thumbs free of charge.
>Leave knowing in absolute certainty I made the morally correct choice and left the world better than it was before.
This is the only correct choice. Selling it is just supporting evil. If you hold onto it you will eventually need the money and sell it. Defacing it just raises the cost as it would be harder to fake after.
>This lottery is so stupid.
>Let's all fantasize about what we'd do if we won.
Yes this is a board of make believe. Are we not allowed to fantasize?
Christopher Tolkien having kids was a mistake.
A lot of my counterfeit cards are of this bullshit "full art" version. I didn't realize how much more valuable for literally no reason they are and now some of these players are suHispanicious. I'm trying to fly under the radar here.
Just tell them to stop being poor, that'll settle it.
>People still play MTG
>people still buy MTG products
seriously?
this lmao, are all of you too stupid to print the art and glue it to playing cards?
>omg this is a super rare card!
lolno you got scammed, I can print and glue five of those in a minute