>Literally the ONE RING

>Literally the ONE RING
ARE YOU READY TO CONSOOOOOM???

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One credit card to rule them all, one consolidated debt to find them, one impulsive decision to buy them all, and among the whales; bind them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      underrated.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Should have stayed at the comedy club.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful poetry

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope whoever gets the printed single films himself destroying the card and laughing about it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Rip it up and frame it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That would literally cause the price to go higher

        if you were filming yourself opening packs, got the literal ONE ring, and had the balls to rip it in half right then and there, you could frame that thing and sell it for a fricking mint.

        I mean after all the story is all about DESTROYING the one ring. There's a collector who would shill out for that thing.

        It never getting found would be fricking funny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hope whoever gets the printed single films himself destroying the card and laughing about it.

        Throw it in a Volcano and live stream it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That would literally cause the price to go higher

      if you were filming yourself opening packs, got the literal ONE ring, and had the balls to rip it in half right then and there, you could frame that thing and sell it for a fricking mint.

      I mean after all the story is all about DESTROYING the one ring. There's a collector who would shill out for that thing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I guess the best case scenario would be that it sits in a warehouse until its thrown in the trash, or stays in a never opened collectors box for 10 years in someones basement.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >case it in to the fire!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be destroyed by some random dude and no one will ever find it.

    It's not even that cool, it's enlarged tyoe alt art with random runes and a holo effect.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We need a hero with a proxy of the 1 of 1 Ring to destroy this vile scheme.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How many collectors boosters should I buy? They are only $40 each on Amazon!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This makes me feel good buying $35 hardback gamebooks. At least I'm getting printed material worth half that

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD I NEED IT OHHH FUUUUUUCK I NEED THIS THING
    BING BING WAHOO

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently they are printing limited Sol Rings versions of the other rings. How fricking lazy is that?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I checked out at black aragorn

    If the game doesnt even care about its settings own world building anymore, its dead and gone.
    But then again, apparently that just doesnt matter anymore. Rings of Power completely ignored that Tolkien wrote dark skinned people to the evil side, and that there's better be a good reason for blacks anywhere outside the far east, but ok, point taken, its 2023 and so on

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Be New Hampshiregay.
    >Come across a Collector Booster.
    >Crack open the ONE Ring.
    >Get a band of buddies to roadtrip to WotC's headquarters dodging investorgays attempting to stop us.
    >Start a mini grill fire outside their building.
    >Record burning it.
    >Call Mark Nosewater a israelite while giving him the two bird salute w/ thumbs free of charge.
    >Leave knowing in absolute certainty I made the morally correct choice and left the world better than it was before.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only correct choice. Selling it is just supporting evil. If you hold onto it you will eventually need the money and sell it. Defacing it just raises the cost as it would be harder to fake after.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only correct choice. Selling it is just supporting evil. If you hold onto it you will eventually need the money and sell it. Defacing it just raises the cost as it would be harder to fake after.

      >This lottery is so stupid.
      >Let's all fantasize about what we'd do if we won.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes this is a board of make believe. Are we not allowed to fantasize?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Christopher Tolkien having kids was a mistake.

  11. 1 year ago
    Smaugchad

    A lot of my counterfeit cards are of this bullshit "full art" version. I didn't realize how much more valuable for literally no reason they are and now some of these players are suspicious. I'm trying to fly under the radar here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just tell them to stop being poor, that'll settle it.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >People still play MTG
    >people still buy MTG products
    seriously?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this lmao, are all of you too stupid to print the art and glue it to playing cards?
      >omg this is a super rare card!
      lolno you got scammed, I can print and glue five of those in a minute

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