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He did it again

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this shit flops so Kojima can get a real job.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doritos man will find him work no matter how hard any game flops

      • 1 month ago
        Nintendojitsu
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's a strange looking lesbian.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            uhh thats my wife and shes straight okay?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/b8jvmzj.png

          He did it again

          I INVENTED A THING CALLED "CAMERA"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Destroyed. Kojima is a moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          SAMURAI I KNEEL

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No matter how much trash you put in your party game, it'll never be a fighting game.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Show the Actual Game!
          There are several moments of gameplay shown in the DS2 trailer.

          No matter how much trash you put in your party game, it'll never be a fighting game.

          >it'll never be a fighting game.
          Sakurai would take that as a compliment.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly I have less respect for Sakurai after Ultimate. It's a very cynically made product, very little soul in it. Hopefully he gets to make another non-Smash game so he ends his career on a high note.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’m sorry he didn’t like movie games anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry they didn't put waluigi in the game. But get over it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          aged well and is already a timeless comment even if its from Sakurai

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >literally making a movie with Columbia Pictures
          get on your knees old man

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's not true since film includes straight to dvd horror slop and the like

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This would hurt if Kojima had shit gameplay as well, but he doesn't

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >but he doesn't

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Death Stranding's gameplay was boring

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kojima's game trailers are unironically better than half the movies that have been released in theaters since the start of the decade. And he edited the trailers himself

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that 10 minute trailer for Peacewalker is so fricking kino

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Remember when he sabotaged Smash Brothers because he didn't want people to be competitive?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't enjoy vidya
      sad!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >vidya
        >ds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kojima literally called DS2 a movie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he called the 40th anniversary project he's gonna start working on in two years a movie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          prove it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, as in you will be moving your penis to elle fanning

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      top kek would be hilarious this homie has overstayed his welcome

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      top kek would be hilarious this homie has overstayed his welcome

      I enjoy Kojima purely because of how much he makes Gankeredditors seethe.
      You can tell Ganker is boiling with rage because it just goes "GOD I FRICKING HATE THIS FRICKING FRICK I HOPE HE DIES".
      Not even feminists, SJWs, numales or western devs can produce the pure, undiluted rage that this guy can.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's funny is that all of this comes down to how MGSV wasn't a movie.
        MGSgays are such genuine schizophrenics that a videogame not being a movie made them seethe for an entire decade now, and will likely make them seethe for the rest of their lives.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stay coping

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL KOJIMA FLOPS He's 60 anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure I indented that. Anyways, how are you coping?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shitjima hasn’t released a good game in 3 decades

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >GRRRR ITS NOT NORMIE FRIENDLY!!!
      end your life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a real job
      Like what?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A question like that will break the npc's mind

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A question like that will break the npc's mind

        the only real jobs are Boot Flavor Inspector and Suffering Specialist, everybody knows that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it won't. kojima could literally release a game that's just a white screen for 40 hours until the game shuts down and people would still buy it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day Ganker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every fricking game you cucks say this then the game comes out and you're all silent again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Smart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >comes on stage
      >says nothing of note
      >millions upon millions of tweets declaring him the greatest person to ever fricking live
      Nothing will happen to him but I’m personally sick and tired of people inflating this dudes ego every waking moment. Stop humoring him and hire him a fricking editor.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Here come the "I swear MGS1, 2 and 3 were actually good" MGSgays.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >millions
        i like playing it up as much as anyone else but there are equally as many posts over any and every site calling "PSHH, what a HACK, Kojima needs someone to tell him no, this shit is moronic"

        im more sick of people going apeshit over Todd Howard and then doing a 180 to see Kojima and then scowling

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I like playing it up as much as anyone else but there are equally as many posts over any and every site calling "PSHH, what a HACK, Kojima needs someone to tell him no, this shit is moronic"
          Sure, in Ganker, and this place is irrelevant.
          This place is still seething because it insisted Doom Eternal and RDR2 would flop.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No brother, every YT clip, twitter post- anything about the game is filled with people spouting the same things as Ganker.

            "This is silliest game ive ever seen take itself so seriously" et al. but the top ten selling games are all filled with equally as ridiculous horseshit with audiences absolutely begging for anything that isnt formulaic "marvel" tier executive fiddle playing.

            i would understand people hating autistmaxx game developers if they didnt ALSO hate profitmaxx devs to the same degree.
            >game so boring and formulaic
            >game too wacky and nonsensical
            these are the same people and i refuse to hear otherwise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He can work at a gas station with romero

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would gladly loiter at their gas station. I could make infinite money selling dime bags of weed to Kojima

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If a loser like Todd Howard can coast through life, real talents like Hideo Kojima can do whatever the frick he wants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao i wanna see lil bro flip burgers and ruminate on his words and deeds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he could stop making games right now and never have to work another day in his life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is a millionaire. He can retire at any time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a real job
      You know he doesnt need to work, right? And if he got another job he could literally just be a movie director. Those make money even with garbage movies, and he got a ton of actors to help him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what are you talking about moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kojima is 60 now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        out of 10!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I say this with 100% sincerity, speaking from the heart:

      Kojima is too smart for zoomers on Ganker.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to read the post hawk rationalization for this in a 800 word email...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >post hawk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        post hoc* i'm tired

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one of the things i find funny is i believe there was only a single reference as to why everywhere is a rocky piece of shit and the few times ive talked to people about it they dont know why themselves. only reason i even put thought into it was dying the first time trying to be stubborn driving the bike through a bt zone and getting blown up.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    KOJIMMAAAAAA!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i moved my futon to the side and am kneeling in the middle of my attic-bedroom

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not too many people know this but Hideo Kojima actually invented the idea of smoke.

  6. 1 month ago
    saucy

    Ghostly dancing confirmed

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kino alert

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i quit Ganker for 2 weeks and yall invented a new acronym
    idk wut a bt is and idc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >yall
      Back to troony.com

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker
        Where do you think we are?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He invented the camera.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he did

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He invented the camera.

        give me an example before mgs where you can use an ingame camera to take and store pictures

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pokemon Snap, I think. That wasn't what Kojima's tweet meant though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            before mgs moron

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The first known game that featured photography was Nessie, which was published in 1985 for the Atari 8-bit family1. The goal of the game was to take a photo of the Loch Ness Monster

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          here you go homosexual

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >invents new type of smoke in you're path

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what the meaning behind it is? Obviously there isn't and it's just pretentious fart sniffing, like always.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As usual its very fricking simple and can be discerned by paying attention for 10 minutes.

      >There are amino acids in tar
      >"its a primordial soup"
      >oils and fossil fuels contain dead organic matter
      >smoking is ghosts!!?!??!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In DS1 they used incinerators to disperse all the chiral particles concentrated in dead bodies to prevent them from coming back as BT's.

      Fragile doesn't have an old lady body any more.

      I hypothesise that burning chiral afflicted matter reverses its entropic properties and makes whatever it touches younger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        makes sense and gives it a thematic contrast with the water/rain/beach motifs

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anti-smoking message
    I genuinely unironically like Kojima now.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone lock up caramel before he rants about this

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The behavior of post-MGSV Ganker towards Kojima is that of a pissy ex-girlfriend.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OoooooOOOoooo BTs in my hot cocoa. Wow. Can I be a writer for Kojima Productions now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hot cocoa

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hot cocoa
        How many wieners did you sucked today?

        What's wrong with hot cocoa?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sweets are for children, women, and homosexuals. Or at least that's what I've seen said on Ganker a few times, lmao.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Ganker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >using a bright theme

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dark is soulless

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No. Stare into the abyss and you will see your soul reflected.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Mac
            I take it in your case the abyss is another mans gaping butthole?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            show your face pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hot cocoa
      How many wieners did you sucked today?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice nails

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post breasts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >girl hand
      can I sniff your panties?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty good, but can you do it like this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What a diarrhea fart blast in the shape of Snake?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, i do shit like that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I jizzed in your cocoa when you weren't looking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >feemale nails
      if you need a Hispanic gamer bf (7.5inches), just call me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >if you need a Hispanic gamer bf (7.5inches), just call me
        Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never knew hot chocolate was feminine, is this an American thing? It's just a winter comfort drink, like tea.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ignore american opinions, no exception

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's your skin care routine brah that shits looking delicate

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima has greatly surpassed film's ability to be entertaining.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    K-KOJIMA-SAN, I KNEEL ONCE AGAIN

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't get it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      look in the smoke. see the BTs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thats just some human figures

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          aka BTs

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima? More like Kinoma

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ultra realistic high quailty mocap animated Higgs guitar axe duel with cyborg baby ninjas is enough to make me interested in this Kojumbo ... "game"

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whats "BTs"?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    damn say whatever you want about him the details in his games are insane

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll ask this here. Why do the games announced at SoP have such slow threads here? I know some are hitting bump limit, but it took those specific threads literally all day to get there. The rest just died off like nothing.

    Is nobody excited about what they saw today?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can only speak for myself, but I don't own a PS5 and haven't bought anything on Sony's other platforms in like five years. I don't imagine I'm much different from a lot of other posters on Ganker in that I used to be a big PlayStation fan but felt I was no longer their target audience during the PS4 days, and I'm definitely not the person they're selling the PS5 to, either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >snoyslop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Death Stranding is a no-no topic on Ganker you're not allowed to like it until 6 months after the game releases and ohnonono posters have fricked off to some other game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who made that rule, exactly? What boogeyman would you like to blame? Drumpf?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just personally didn't find anything interesting presented.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > no one bought a ps5.
      >the games are coming to pc anyways just way later with a way better experience
      > its mostly just leftist propaganda now anyways, and not even genuine "artists vision" propaganda but corporate tokenism for DEI and esg freebux

      Hope this helps your marketing research sonybro. Maybe get some big titty lewd anime girls shooting dinosaurs or something and I'll be interested in what you have to put out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >big titty lewd anime girls shooting dinosaurs
        Funny, that's the genre of game that's the most cookie cutter corporate slop that exists on the market, right behind visual novel "games"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Name 3.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t have a ps5

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is nobody excited about what they saw today?
      no, but you will not believe it anyway
      I unironically have more expectations for the tomb raider remaster

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is a BT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bacon tomato

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fetus burps out spaceship
    And it'll never be brought up again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell who played the game and who didn't because Kojima overexplained every single weird thing in the game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude one of the parts of Kojima games people meme the most about is how he autistically explains everything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        much better than taroslop where you need to play a fricking gacha for dripfed lore

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >console release 2025
    >pc release 2026 if we're lucky
    first gta and now this. i dont know if i can keep losing like this pcbros

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have to admit anons. I have no idea what I'm looking at here

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >111 posts
    >no one has mentioned what a fricking BT is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well you see anon this is the sequel and it is assumed that you have played the first game.

      that said. they are ghosts. far be it for me to make assumptions but i dont understand why you would go into a thread about the sequel to a known clusterfrick game without having played the first

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >far be it for me to make assumptions but i dont understand why you would go into a thread about the sequel to a known clusterfrick game without having played the first
        Because shitposting and it's a popular subject right now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >shitposting about popular things you dont understand
          wont say im a stranger to it and this is Ganker so frick it i guess. play DS1

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I claimed it on EGS when they were giving it away so I'll at least consider it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              play it to relax, dont expect some frickin high tension, high octane Deus Ex tier shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How relaxed are we talking? How accurate are the walking/mailman simulator memes?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It is very relaxing. There are horror/scare aspects but it's not bombastic. I played it in the winter and it feels like a gane made to be played with a good drink and a warm house. Beautiful landscapes, interesting mini-stories as you trek across different landscapes, a walkman feature, resource management, stealth, and mailman kino. The combat on the other hand, isn't great as you get a weapon that trivializes the spooky ghosts, and you need to strive to not use thr get out of jail free bola gun if you want to enjoy the forced fighting scenes.
                And if this appeals to you, bonding with the baby was cute

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon, I'll clear some space and give it a shot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a Buck Truck. Where you put the broken bucks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        formerly sneed’s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bunny track

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are BTs in my farts

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I was wondering why they focused on her a bit too long. Smoke BTs!

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It's ok with Kojima does it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit so are we never allowed to reach full realism? Touch a fricking woman they have peach fuzz on their face god i hate you people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        only trannies you disgusting freak

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Way to reveal you've never seen a woman within talking distance

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          touch. a. woman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            never
            gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >holy shit so are we never allowed to reach full realism?

        No, I hope this attempt to reach realism meme stops. It just incentivizes for more face scanning and pedowood getting their dirty hand onto video games. Kojima is doing a great lip service to them in that regard.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    brain dead moron OP couldnt of made this thread using his own words, so he uses a twitter screencap instead.

    YOu have to go back.

    [...]

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is so fricking quirky holy shit
    >Le talking doll!
    >Hand masks!
    >Cat with wings!
    I fricking hate Kojima

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are the story bits and lines in the trailer supposed to be like revelatory? I have a vague recollection of what the plot was about in the first one but the only line that stood out to me is that they're trying to connect the world and that Lou's dead, which I'm pretty sure means nothing considering they can come back or whatever.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WE KNEEL

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >death stranding turning into a franchise
    >got a new deal to make "not-MGS"

    kojima won

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lou is a cyborg ninja
    bravo

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >implying kojima is even popular anymore
    "Haha norman reemus and the funky fetus" is about the most milage DS got.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eric draven looking ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kojima could have shaved his fricking beak down a bit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      muayh faaather

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get off Kojimas wild ride.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >reminder that Death Stranding was a dogshit game and this is the exact same thing

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Kojima loves movies and video games
    >combine the two without every compromising the game part
    >Ganker seethes at his existence while he's just having his dream of making movies, games and meeting celebrities come true

    Funny.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    La Creatura sure is a genius

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some say he invented the curtain

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does he nail it everytime? He even invented the camera you know.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think anyone on this board REALLY hates Kojima right? We're all just playing a game because we're border I really believe this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you have to specify that yes you really believe, you don't actually believe

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can we all take a moment to realize and appreciate that Hideo Kojima is the only game director that makes soulful video games that are unaffected by western pozzer chud propoganda?

    He also makes the only games that look next-gen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its funny that while this is true, he has the most exposure to western pozzer propaganda. He literally is befriending all of Hollywood. It's just that his idea of what is cool stems from the 80s and 90s and he will never waver from that.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    keep eating your slop while the first world will enjoy yet another masterpiece

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