yes, this is unironically the last scene and the last line of dialogue in the game. when everyone talks about BG3 fucking up Act3 and Larian lying about the endings, this is what they are referring to
THIS ISK THE BEST GAME OF THE LAST 17 DECADES!!!!!!!
YOU JUST CAN"T NO HOW PLAY IT!!!!!!!
HAHAHAH YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND!!!!
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU!!!!
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE 10/10 BEAR SEX GREATETST EVER GAME!!!!!!!
Daily reminder that DnD level 10 character is meant to have his own fortress/temple/grove/lair/guild and train students.
A party of 12 lvl characters is equivalent to having a small town's elite council coming directly to your room to kick your ass.
>play a tabletop campaign as a rogue >wait a literal years worth of weekly games to level up and get some new abilities >you get increased crit chance by 1.3% >no feats >no spells
>>wait a literal years worth of weekly games to level up
That's why CRPG is much better for actual gameplay. Tabletop is just to gather with your friends and drink beer.
Shit BG2 throne of baal is like lvl 25 something so they're all demigods? also why the fuck Jaheira, Minsc and Decovia whatever her name got leveling down to 12?
>BG2 throne of baal is like lvl 25 something so they're all demigods?
Yes. 20+ levels are considered epic levels that you can only gain in epic adventures against Gods or demigods and their elite servants. >also why the fuck Jaheira, Minsc and Decovia whatever her name got leveling down to 12?
They were jobbing for the last 120 years that's why.
Well if it is like the Baldur gate book then the MC is only a boring lvl 10 white male fighter some shit, and he got killed by a retard who can only teleport around and exploded into Baal
In the order of retardation regarding this plan >Bhaal, Bane, Myrkul - absolute mongoloids >Orin, Ketheric, Gortash - naive fools >You, the player - standard 100 IQ retard
They followed the orders of their Gods.
Also I suspect that a simple Charm spell cannot force a paladin to abandon his principles (think of it as of an "impossible" DC that no advantage can help you with).
there is similar shit to this in Divinity 2 (no not the Originsh Shit am talking about the real Divinity 2)
maybe it's a reference, but am not sure i have no interest in playing this chud game
I wanted to get into BG3 but the game looks way too corny for me. Not shitting on BG3 in particular i have this issue with games as a whole if i think the aesthetic looks lame i cannot get into it even if the gameplay is awesome. Feel free to post screenshots and try to convince me otherwise.
SOVL
Kino
>We are Baldur's Gate 3™ chosen champion
Seriously?
obviously that's not the dialogue, but it's effectively what it happened
worse than bear sex
they should have done it.
>title drop
Is that the last line of dialogue? If yes, based
yes, this is unironically the last scene and the last line of dialogue in the game. when everyone talks about BG3 fucking up Act3 and Larian lying about the endings, this is what they are referring to
I love that Ketheric (200 year old boomer) cringed and hesitated for solid 5 seconds before he decided to play along with these soi children.
THIS ISK THE BEST GAME OF THE LAST 17 DECADES!!!!!!!
YOU JUST CAN"T NO HOW PLAY IT!!!!!!!
HAHAHAH YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND!!!!
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU!!!!
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE 10/10 BEAR SEX GREATETST EVER GAME!!!!!!!
>redditposter cannot even fathom people enjoying a video games
grim
go pretend to have fun in starflop ranjeet
>Harley Quinn
>depressed father wondering how his daughter turned out a lesbian
>frontman of a metalcore band
Absolutely shitty villains
father wondering how his daughter turned out a lesbian
That's oddly specific, I wonder who of the dyke writers made Isobel her self-insert.
Canonically that dagger was the Durge's personal weapon, Orin's was Crimson Mischief.
THE EDICT OF BANE
THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE ABSOLUTE LISTS ME, MY PARTY, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU! FIRST ONE TO CURE MY PARASITE GETS TO STAY ON MY NAUTILOID!
If I pull that off will you die?
It would be extremely Myrkul.
I burst out laughing at this reveal. It was so stupid. The guy on the right looking like a 47 year old JRPG dev was the icing on the cake
yeah it's soul
BY THE POWERS OF...
TYRANNY!
MURDER!
DEATH!
BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE...
Going to job to some fucking rando level 12
Daily reminder that DnD level 10 character is meant to have his own fortress/temple/grove/lair/guild and train students.
A party of 12 lvl characters is equivalent to having a small town's elite council coming directly to your room to kick your ass.
>play a tabletop campaign as a rogue
>wait a literal years worth of weekly games to level up and get some new abilities
>you get increased crit chance by 1.3%
>no feats
>no spells
F-fun...
>you get increased crit chance by 1.3%
What the fuck tabletop game are you playing? Because it certainly wasn't ever any form of D&D.
>>wait a literal years worth of weekly games to level up
That's why CRPG is much better for actual gameplay. Tabletop is just to gather with your friends and drink beer.
Shit BG2 throne of baal is like lvl 25 something so they're all demigods? also why the fuck Jaheira, Minsc and Decovia whatever her name got leveling down to 12?
>BG2 throne of baal is like lvl 25 something so they're all demigods?
Yes. 20+ levels are considered epic levels that you can only gain in epic adventures against Gods or demigods and their elite servants.
>also why the fuck Jaheira, Minsc and Decovia whatever her name got leveling down to 12?
They were jobbing for the last 120 years that's why.
Well if it is like the Baldur gate book then the MC is only a boring lvl 10 white male fighter some shit, and he got killed by a retard who can only teleport around and exploded into Baal
you are literally a demigod in BG1/2
No, you're Abdel lvl 10 fighter white male neutral good Adrian
Baal is like one of the lowest of minor irrelevant god so its fucking nothing
kino
>the bad guys all assemble to summon the Absolute, a big talking brain
bros are we retarded?
In the order of retardation regarding this plan
>Bhaal, Bane, Myrkul - absolute mongoloids
>Orin, Ketheric, Gortash - naive fools
>You, the player - standard 100 IQ retard
>Gortash created the absolute hivemind to take over Baldur's Gate by making Duke Ravenguard crown him king arthur
Couldn't he just have cast a charm spell on the Duke?
They followed the orders of their Gods.
Also I suspect that a simple Charm spell cannot force a paladin to abandon his principles (think of it as of an "impossible" DC that no advantage can help you with).
there is similar shit to this in Divinity 2 (no not the Originsh Shit am talking about the real Divinity 2)
maybe it's a reference, but am not sure i have no interest in playing this chud game
Well, Larian can't write for shit so what did you expect?
Expected them to launch into a rendition of "Playing with the Big Boys"
I wanted to get into BG3 but the game looks way too corny for me. Not shitting on BG3 in particular i have this issue with games as a whole if i think the aesthetic looks lame i cannot get into it even if the gameplay is awesome. Feel free to post screenshots and try to convince me otherwise.