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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony Xperia
    does this mean the playstation portal is just a shitty sony xperia? i had an xperia back in 2015

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least the Xperia can make calls and isn't tethered to another device.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it probably means the first couple sets of the MAC are very similar and Xfinity is doing a basic 1:1 lookup that hasn't been updated.
      Granted this is the same shit company that has a broken app 99% of the time so it's a miracle OP's twitter pic got a notification.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's next? Are we going to find out the Portal screens are just broken halves of the unsold PSP Go that Sony couldn't get rid of?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are probably from unsold tablets.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably a smart way of doing it. Just make a new housing

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your face when you didn't buy 2015 hardware in 2023 for full price

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        Anonymous

        masami odate has a weak bladder and a hairy genital area

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so it is just a fisher-price xperia and joycon duct taped together?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Without the advantages of being xperia like running any apps offline/natively to boot. So yay... That'll be $199.99

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      Anonymous
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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine buying anything related to pajeetstation brand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony is phoney.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Sony was smart, they'd lock cloud streaming so it only works with an official PlayStation Portal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      SNOYS BTFO

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  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck were people expecting
    It's literally a fucking tablet running a custom Sony GUI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If that's the case I want to see modders hack the device to where it boots as a normal device. Imagine the emulation potential

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine the emulation potential
        With the chip it has, it can barely do Gamecube.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There would need to be some sort of SD card or memory slot for that to be possible which I don't think the Portal has.... ...does it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine the emulation potential
        It has no horsepower. It's literally just designed to be a wireless screen like a Wii U tablet.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wii U could be used to play its own games with just the controller though and could be used as an asynchronous screen with games. It literally is more impressive tech than the PlayStation Portable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, we'll be able to play 8 and 16 bit console games with a 200 something dollar device.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus christ, just buy a controller that holds your phone, you absolute fucking wad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has a shitty snapdragon that probablt couldn't even do PS1 properlly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine the emulation potential
        a samsung a54 runs circles around this garbage bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao emulation fags are so fucking retarded
        >woah bro is that a new overpriced piece of tech?
        >can't wait to play pokemon leafgreen on it!

  5. 3 weeks ago
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    Anonymous

    The one time nintendo are jealous of sony for doing something ingenious before them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      release an android device?
      I think nintendo did that first

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo has been selling old tablets for 6 years now. Sony just copied them like they always do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Nintendojitsu

      Wii U was over 10 years ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo literally sells a tablet with hardware from 2010 for 400 USD. Sony cannot compete at all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How come the price always goes up when Ganker tries to recall what a Switch sells for?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Snoy vey, the switch actually costs 6 gorrillion dollars, tendie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >snoy vey

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably is $400 in whatever shithole that anon is from

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The age of the shit in it also keeps getting older even though the hardware was only a couple months older than the current knock off PCs were at their launch.

          Considering Iwata died the year it came into existence, he may not even have known what was in the final product.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony is so desperate they have to sell their failing phones by repackaging them and selling them to their gaming drones. kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are only doing the bare minimum to stifle valves handheld and nothing more. Every retard who buys this pile of shit likely won't be buying a deck.

      That's all there is to it. Quality and money don't matter.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This cannot be real

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is. What's even better is the fact that slapping a PlayStation logo on it is all the PS "fans" need to buy them up in droves and that tweet will make no difference whatsoever. It'd be pathetic if it weren't so hilarious.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just release a new Xperia? Fully functional smartphone + built-in physical controller + official PlayStation games. It'd sell much better than... whatever they're actually releasing.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys retarded? It is sold as a device to stream your ps5 to and it does that? Its a boring mostly useless probably overpriced device sure but it works exactly as advertised who the fuck cares that it is using xperia internals?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony not changing the device's internal name is a sign they cheaped out / cut corners / etc. portending overall poor quality.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are most of you just actually retarded? It is a fucking screen with controller. How is this in any way good purchase? This thing cannot and will not ever run a game by itself

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >$200 for a controller with a 1080/60 LCD screen bolted to it
    Seriously, what the fuck was Sony thinking and what the fuck where consoomers thinking when paying money for it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isnt a ps5 controller almost 100 on its own?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        $70, but currently can be had for $50. So that's an extra $130-$150 for a shitty display, battery, and wifi module.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >$130-$150 for a shitty display, battery, and wifi module.
          yea that sounds about right? Is that really that overpriced?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              proof?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not needed

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"$130??? Overpriced trash!!"
            >spends $2k on an RTX 4090

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who are you quoting?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not seeing it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >UHHH WHY ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT SPENDING $1000 ON A BIKE BUT NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT SPENDING $20K ON CAR

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They could have at least gone with a 120hz display or even an OLED.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but few games run at 120hz on PlayStation and if they do it's a separate fps option in the game. And besides a device like this isn't for peak performance it's a convenience peripheral for a casual audience.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some games do run at 120FPS, so if you're gonna kneecap yourself with a shitty 1080p LCD might as well go 120hz for the games that support it. Or up it to 1440p to get a super nice tablet level pixel density. Or use a fucking OLED screen like the Switch or pretty much every tablet and phone does. This entire product is cheap as fuck, it doesn't even have enough onboard power to run fucking PS1 games.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God sony. It's not even funny anymore. It's just sad

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sony thread about sony fuckup
    >hymenbroken Gankerirgins simply CANNOT stop uttering the word of the company that raped their minds

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not exaggerating when I say that I’m laughing out loud really hard right now
    For fuck’s sake Sony lol

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just re-relase PSVita with Wifi6e and bigger screen? At least it will be something.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally literally just a phone with their app
    I wasn't giving you advice Sony, I was joking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tablets are just phone internals with a bigger screen
      >sony sets out to make a tablet with a controller to stream PS games to
      >uses phone internals
      >BBAJAHAHAHA CAN YOU BELIEVE IT SONY IS SO RETARDED AAAHAHA WHAT A JOKE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the biggest complain is that it can't even work as proper android tablet?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Delivery.

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        Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine letting your isp run an app on your phone :X

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine connecting anything to the internet, ever D:

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The wildest part to me is that the Portal is apparently sold out because of scalpers.

    Why would you fucking scalp this piece of shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony always has scalpers and they're all retarded.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's expected, the scalpers market is a purely speculator based, you can either strike gold and make more than double your money back on re-selling something highly sought after or fucking break your bank and end up with trash no one wants.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Sony still make phones?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they're actually kinda nice except for the fuck you price

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They unironically make the best trandroid phones

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you consoleplebs not get tired of this endless shit?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do snoys really

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