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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sex with mario

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nude mario ground pounding onto your erect wiener. think about it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OOF

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how can you review sex if you've never played it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >how do you know you don't liking eating shit if you've never tasted it
      Frick off, smoothbrain

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        shit analogy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Exaclty. Most of us can't say for sure whether they would like the taste of shit or not

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shit doesn't taste as bad as it smells, but it's still pretty gross and musky. I'd pick sex over Mario 64 every day. Sex is much more heart warming, fulfulling, and fun than Mario 64.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you think sex is better than SM64, you don't deserve to post on Ganker. It's bad enough you have sex at all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >food analogy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >If you've never tasted it
        Everyone's "tasted" shit. Smell is pretty close to taste. So if you've smelled shit, you know what it tastes like.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have, and can note that SM64 is a far better experience than bothering with a stupid b***h. 3D Women are a waste of time no matter if it's a prostitute or a lover.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've had sex with multiple people, including prostitutes and brothels. Mario 64 is more fun.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/WfbLzx1.jpg

      lol 🙂

      I have an easier time figuring out where to place my three hands on a prostitute.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sex with Bowser!

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >highly intelligent fans
    immersion ruined, you motherfricker

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be 29 this year, in a solid career and finally got my own house, but I'm still a virgin. I have failed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this except 26, never had a job and still living with parents

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i havent been longhoused by a disgusting wiener carousel roastie, woe is me
      consider yourself lucky anon. find a girl in church or cast your net wider.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >cast your net
        That's my problem, I can't bring myself to do it out of fear of coming off as creepy autistic weirdo. I will certainly die like this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how? I'm 25+ years old and I don't even have a driving license and I banged more than 25+ girls, currently dating a weird goth girl (I'm not even kidding)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >weird goth girl
        see, you answered your own question
        your standards have to be low enough to frick weirdos if you have those numbers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's probably not a normalgay/degenerate like you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same as you but since I'm successful I was able to pay some sex goddesses to take my virginity
      Fun experience but I didn't make it into a habit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this except 26, never had a job and still living with parents

      losers but based for recognizing it

      >i havent been longhoused by a disgusting wiener carousel roastie, woe is me
      consider yourself lucky anon. find a girl in church or cast your net wider.

      loser and cringe for coping this hard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >loser and cringe for coping this hard
        rope yourself troony

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking bottom shelf pussy is not an achievement.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I can agree with this.

          I suppose in a way it can be of benefit because you learn, from firsthand experience, how sex actually works, and gives you a chance to understand your own sexuality. This, in and of itself, is a huge milestone in personal development. Wanting to avoid sex and relationships is perfectly understandable, especially if you don’t want to lower your standards, but I still think there is undeniable value in learning about sex through firsthand experience.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 23, had sex/gotten blown by 5 different girls (no hookers) but I've never had a job h-haha

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Let me live with you and ill teach you how to get the poonani

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Be real with me
      How many times have you actually plucked up the courage and asked a girl on a date?
      You don't get what you don't ask for
      Go out there an make some mistakes anon-kun, its fun

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        go out where
        I can't drive
        I don't know how to ask a girl on a date
        I never go out anywhere to use as a date thing

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          None of us knew before we just did it
          me and my brother both met our wives at a weekly anime meetup
          If you want to take a girl on a date just ask her to coffee/tea. Make sure its light outside and doesnt require her to travel far.
          I'm a nervous dude so always borderline shit myself asking girls out, but you just have to pluck up the courage and do it. If you dont, you will never find someone.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            but I never go out to eat or drink anywhere
            I don't have anywhere to go to see people or any way to get there

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can do it anon, you didnt know how to walk until you tried
            My brother was 28 when he finally took a girl out on a date. Most of my friends are 25-30ish and dont have girlfriends
            its not that crazy in this day and age to be where you are
            I believe in you anon, the only time you have to "lose" is in the future, not the past

            It doesn't seem to dawn on you that some people don't do gay shit like go to bars or anime conventions, they sit at home on their computer. They COULD go out, but if their only reason is to find a girlfriend, that's pretty fricking creepy and they know it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They're aware of that when they give that advice. If you don't want to be alone then you're going to have to go out and find girls. That's what it all boils down to.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >How many times have you actually plucked up the courage and asked a girl on a date?
        Literally zero. I know that this is precisely the reason. I don't plan on taking steps to change this, rather, I've chosen to accept (see: cope) that I am to remain sexless

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can do it anon, you didnt know how to walk until you tried
          My brother was 28 when he finally took a girl out on a date. Most of my friends are 25-30ish and dont have girlfriends
          its not that crazy in this day and age to be where you are
          I believe in you anon, the only time you have to "lose" is in the future, not the past

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I find the idea of people just walking around the world asking people to go out on dates disgusting. Why would you think some random person would be the right person for you? Why do you have to create an artificial scenario to get to know them by going out on a date? Why not just talk and hang out naturally? Nobody makes friends the way you describe. Nobody walks up to random people and says, "Hey, you look kind of cool, would you like to go out to dinner to see if we're compatible pals?" Why the frick would you do with a partner? They're just a closer friend.

        I know the reason you don't find it weird like I do, and it's because what you really want is to have sex with some random, mildly attractive girl. That was all you were interested in from the beginning. You wouldn't assume this one stranger is your future wife, but she could be one of the dozens of chicks you bang, and that's why you work up the courage to ask her to give you the opportunity to seduce her. That's all it is. And it works because you cast such a wide net, since it doesn't really matter to you anyway, pussy is pussy.

        And you also think this is a reasonable strategy to employ because, reality is, there are tons of girls out there who you're reasonably compatible with, because you're a normalgay. Most people are normal, thanks to the central limit theorem, so the odds of the girl you ask out being normal, too, are really, really good. But if you're an outcast like most anons, you're going to just fail over and over and over again. It's not a viable strategy.

        And in fact, it's totally possible, that there's simply no one out there who's compatible with you. There's not an equal amount of men and women in the world, they vary in how normal they are, and no one was designed for one another, we're all just rolled dice. And if you play video games, you should know exactly what that means: some strats, some items, some characters are simply useless. Dying alone is us getting patched out.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I really thank God I have a handsome face and a lean physique. I would be fricking screwed otherwise due to allowing myself to become consumed by excessive intrusive thoughts like this anon.

          Seriously— being neurotic makes dating hard enough as it is. Having a physical disadvantage only makes it that much harder.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >intrusive thoughts
            >reality
            Really says a lot about mate selection.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >reality
              I won’t lie that what you say is definitely true, but it only portrays the ugly, self-defeating aspect of dating in general. Success with a female is worth 20 failures. You just have the grit to keep trying.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                *have to have the grit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's probably true that there's no man on Earth who can't find a single woman out there who'll sleep with them, but the men we're talking about actually have standards and don't want to bang a hooker. The question then becomes, is there a woman out there who's compatible enough to be a lifetime partner for every man? And the answer to that is no.

                But I also think you and I probably differ in another way. If you asked out a million women, and one slept with you, and she had a baby and then dumped you, you'd probably consider that a win. You had sex; you reproduced. Who's upset with that?

                Well, I am, because I'd feel exploited. If you have to work your ass off to convince some girl, any girl, to touch your dick, I think you should be asking yourself a more important question here, which is: does society even deserve you? Why do you want to have kids? Why do you want to pleasure a woman? Why do you want to contribute to civilization? They don't fricking like you. I know you went to high school and I know you knew all sorts of guys who had no trouble having sex with a new girl every few months, or maybe even every week, and you know what that is? That's society saying, "We want this guy! Give us more of this guy! Keep him happy so he stays with us, he's a good one." But ask yourself, was he a good guy? In my experience, that guy was a SPED who bullied other kids. But that's exactly what girls like, and so that's what society wants, and it's what they get.

                Why should I fight against that? As far as I'm concerned, my best move is to leave the city and watch it burn from afar while eating popcorn. These aren't "my people," obviously, they don't want me, why would I want them?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There legitimately isn't any rational reason for guys that have no prospects of ever having children to give a frick about the society they live in or it's future. Working an paying taxes despite not reproducing yourself is essentially just financial cuckoldry.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you want to contribute to civilization?
                This single question has been what's driven me for the last decade or so. For most people, it's their children that's their contribution to the world. For me, I guess it's going to be my public service. I suppose I never really spent a lot of time thinking WHY I wanted to contribute to this world, I just did, despite knowing I'm a genetic dead-end destined to be forever forgotten 50 years after my death.

                I'm not feeling so good

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >People only date for sex
          Not true, a lot of people date for the companionship
          You really think all those married couples at 70 stay together for the sex?
          Thinking its all about the vegana is your first mistake
          The majority of men just want someone to love, hold and confide in, the sex is secondary
          >Teehee youre just a normalgay and I'm so unique!
          The most moronic projection I've ever heard lol
          Reality is youre just scared
          you dont want to accept that your incapability to find companionship is your own doing
          I was a 25yo virgin and a NEET for 4 years, didnt have any friends, barely spoke to my family
          I decided to change after my grandfather past away and started by volunteering with my local boy scouts
          You CAN find companionship yourself, but only you can make the change you need

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >barely spoke to my family
            Relateable. I retreat in my own isolated bubble and even my own mother has to prod via text every month or so to get me to check in. I wish I didn't want to be so reclusive.
            >I decided to change after my grandfather past away and started by volunteering with my local boy scouts
            Legitimately nice to hear, I'm glad you were able to overcome that adversity and make the kind of change that I myself can't seem to do. You do actually give me a little bit of hope.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Not true, a lot of people date for the companionship
            You don't need to go to dinner with a stranger for companionship. I never took any of my friends out to dinner, that I can remember.
            youre just a normalgay and I'm so unique!
            Yeah, absolutely, and it's not a good thing. This isn't some cute emo kid shit, this is the winter of civilization's overabundance with genetic mutations and diversity causing rampant individualism. There's a significant minority of people, mostly men, who are truly alone in the world. They're not secretly swans. I don't even get along with anons, I just have nothing better.
            >you dont want to accept that your incapability to find companionship is your own doing
            >You CAN find companionship yourself, but only you can make the change you need
            I went to school. And I have a job. And I have tens of thousands of hours in online games where couples and lifelong friends met. Anon, I didn't meet anyone in any of those places, and not for lack of trying. I was actually a class clown, played basketball and helped kids with their homework in school. I walked away from school with no one.

            And now I'm old, so it's too late anyway.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've been on a couple of dates throughout my 29 years of existence but every time, without fail, it has resulted in the girl losing whatever interest she might have had in me. I'm still a kissless virgin.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        7 over 9 years and all have said no 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 31 and I’m basically a lazy bum with a bad paying job and taking 1 class per semester but I’m still getting laid. It’s wonderful.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're probably a massive c**t. Women love huge, dumb buttholes. I actually think they like them more than money. People always say personality is the most important thing, and I think they're absolutely right, they just don't realize what they're saying.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I don’t deny that I’m not some type of an inspiring figure for pitiful virgins on this website. Sex is messy in just about every way imaginable, and doubly so with people you don’t know well enough to trust. It certainly can do wonders for confidence and self-esteem, though.

          are you jacked

          No. I’m 5’8 and 170lbs. I am funny and charming though and can dazzle people with conversation fairly well, and that works to my advantage substantially.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        are you jacked

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do I meet women bros? I’m in engineering school, and it’s 95% men.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      31y here. Basically nice job, own house... Still kisless virgin.
      Sadly most women dont like the idea of spending a comfy time playing vidya or watching anime together. Most of them will most likely try to change my lifestyle to fulfill their moronic vision indoctrinated by mass media. Acting like someone who you are not for occasional sex is not a good deal.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The worst part is that we're too far gone to even begin. We missed out on experiences and knowledge that we should have picked up in high school. Imagine entering the job market at 30 after doing literally nothing with your whole life. What employer would want you? That sounds like the most unattractive thing for anyone. It's literally too late for us.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We need robowaifus or genetically engineered catgirls.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only 29? I turned 31 on Wednesday. Still no wizard powers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I used to be bitter about it, but I unironically learned to cope with it. There's an alternate timeline out there where I'm one of those angry incels that does a mass shooting, and I'm glad that's not me now

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The multiplayer 64 mods for sure

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The average Nintendo youtuber unironically thinks this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The average functioning human being unironically thinks this

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Among the many NES and SNES titles near and dear to the hearts of Nintendo fans, Harvest Moon has always been on the N64 most wanted list. Unlike, say, Excitebike 64 where aa familiar name is being slapped on an entirely different 3D game, Harvest Moon on the N64 feels and looks a lot like its SNES predecessor, and that's not such a bad thing. It would've been easy to condemn this game's lack of ambition since the graphics, animation and audio elements are far below the N64's capabilities. However, the truth is, we had entirely too much fun playing it for hours on end and disregarding all of the ways the game comes up short.
    Simply put, there are dozens and dozens of activities that you can do and dozens of characters to interact with all for the purpose of running a successful farm and leading a happy life.

    There are a handful activities that you will have to get used to quickly. Clearing off your field so that you can plant some crops is your first major task. Getting rid of the rocks and weeds is hard work and even a bit tedious at first. This gets the game off to a pretty slow start and those with short attention spans will not feel satisfied with the experience. You've got to go through every motion just like a real farmer. This means buying the right seeds --hopefully one that will produce valuable crops in the shortest amount of time-- tilling the land, planting the seeds and watering that stuff every single day. The tricky part is that you're limited at first by your low budget equipment

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo fans are incels there's no way they ever had sex.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >25
    >no job
    >no skills
    >never had sex or a gf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about me

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >i can't get laid because women are dgenerate- ACK!
    adapt or die, incels

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >lovingly crafted in Japan
      Didn't they rely on a bunch of white guys?

      This is a little misleading. The left doesn't reproduce, while those "far right trad" people reproduce the most. But those "far right trad" people aren't anons (or incels), they're normal, Christian men. You're conflating those people with people like me because people like me consider those people to be ideal, but that doesn't mean we're like them. We're autists and psychos.

      I'm too old to have sex now, but the reason I never had it isn't because I'm dodging roasties left and right, it's because girls just don't like me. I don't know what people find so unbelievable about that. For example, I just read a book where the author said something to the effect of, "In the modern era, the only people who don't reproduce are either infertile or they don't want to due to propaganda." I guess it's just impossible for him to conceive of a person existing who no one wants to slam crotches with.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Leftist degenerate is not a chad. Is as much loser as tradcuck.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You should add "The THAD centric individualist MGTOW wizard"
      >Desirable by women, he chooses to not deal with them. He has higher priorities than wasting time and money on getting laid with real woman.
      >His only relationship is his sexdoll waifu he only needs her.
      >He doesn't give a frick about confident women, he doesn't give a single frick about what women do at all.
      >Doesn't watch porn, he has sex with his doll. But still will fight for other men's right to watch porn.
      >Totally proud of his lifestyle especially when he hears both right and left seething over his life choices.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    has better movement too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Romhack?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Star Revenge 3.5

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Looks neat

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not for everyone
    ??
    What does this mean? Just have sex

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm too lazy for interpersonal relationships, easier to just fap every now and then to satisfy my monkeybrain screaming at me to procreate, and then focus on more important things like arguing about video games on an anonymous imageboard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I should finally break out of this autistic shell and finally ask a woman out
      >I'm not a neet, I'm not overweight, I got my own house, I not bad looking
      >Yeah, I'm gonna fricking do it
      >go to bed
      >jack off
      >coom
      >yeah you know what... maybe I'll just keep the status quo, I don't think I wanted it that bad anyway
      Every fricking time

      You can do it anon, you didnt know how to walk until you tried
      My brother was 28 when he finally took a girl out on a date. Most of my friends are 25-30ish and dont have girlfriends
      its not that crazy in this day and age to be where you are
      I believe in you anon, the only time you have to "lose" is in the future, not the past

      To respond to your previous post
      >Go out there an make some mistakes anon-kun, its fun
      I legitimately can't. The thought of embarrassing myself and coming off as a creepy sperg is too much, it completely petrifies me. I talk to women all the damn time, but I don't think I will ever summon the courage to break that barrier and crossing over to making any sort of move. I'm sorry.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I believe in you anon, You have courage enough to recognise and admit your fear, that shows a will that most don't have

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But they retconned the cool dinosaur into a cartoony abomination in the DS version

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have never and will never like Mario 64.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not normie enough to get along with anybody irl
    I'm hoping that if i put myself out there enough online i can start a relationship with another terminally online degenerate
    seems like a lot of people meet their spouse online these days

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sex has a better camera

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah,I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vegana, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
      I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
      Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
      Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vegana --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
      Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
      They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

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