lol. Ubisoft are getting what they deserve

lol
Ubisoft are getting what they deserve
>instead of making a nice linear splinter cell game to fill the vacuum left by metal gear lets make 12 battle royales!!

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shareholders see other company making big number, want big number too. They don't know what any of these industry terms, like "customer satisfaction" or "consumer base retention" mean, they just want bigger number

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literal grug behaviour

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kassie is very qt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Malaka!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a middle aged woman, probably nearing her 50s. What are you talking about?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many decades have companies been around and still they don't realize they don't win by chasing trends?
    sure some things need to change to stay current but not like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just have to be there at the right time. Just before it becomes a trend and theres a huge rush towards whatever is trendy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost every major western publisher has a successful battle royale except ubishit. EA has apex, actishit has warzone, epic has fortshit. Ofcourse they want a money printer too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest BR (Fortnite, still) is one that chased the trend anon. One of the other popular ones was also a chase (hi Apex).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fortnite wasn't really chasing a trend, since there was only one other major BR game out at the time (PUBG) and it offered the first console BR (and the first F2P BR) since PUBG was still PC exclusive at the time.
        Apex just got lucky that a bunch of vtubers hopped on and made it super popular in Asia.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fortnite wasn't really chasing a trend
          PUBG was the biggest fucking thing when it was in early access. Of course Epic was chasing a trend to repurpose their tower defense game assets into a BR.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A trend typically requires more than one instance anon.
            The only BR games at that point were PUBG and modded game modes.
            Even the game that people like to pretend kicked off the BR craze (DayZ) wasn't actually a BR game, but a survival game.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, a trend is started by one, popular game. PUBG started the Battle Royale trend. Fortnite followed it. Your pedantry doesn't change this point.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              just accept that you were wrong. why dig the hole deeper and look even dumber?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              stop replying retard

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the game that started it off was playerunkown's arma 3 mod which then led to the h1z1 BR and then pubg

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man, i remember very well those days. Fortnite was NOTHING against pubg. They released a gamemode tu jump in the new trend and after a long time they began to gain momentum. But in the begining i wouldn't have invested a penny in epic games. Boy i was wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can chase trends, but you need to be a fast follower or just make "better" game than everyone else. Blizzard has not make an original product in its existence, but it has been very succesful. Being original rarely pays off in big way.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAAHA

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ubishit got so stale starting at 2010 that I didn't even want to pirate their trash
    fuck this company, if you know a ubishit employee irl, fucking rape him with a lit up molotov, you will do this bitch of an Earth and vidya industry a huge favor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same odyssey was so fcking boring i refuse to pirate valhalla or origins

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It baffles me how many call Odyssey the "last good" AC when the formula was already run into the ground this badly. "Well at least you don't need 200h to finish it" seems to be a common argument after Valhalla which is just ridiculous and speaks volumes of the low standart these last Ubisoft cucks have. Hell even their holy cow, Far Cry 3 really pushed it already with the generic open world formula.

        Honestly the way this firm is run and by whom, I don't see a future ahead besides a buy out. They're just chasing trends at this point, well they have for many years, but at such a level of tardiness and incompetence at this point that they're just burning money on really fucking terrible upper managment ideas.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i only ever played ass creed 1. it's objectively terrible. the only things that happen are
          >you climb a wall
          >you jump into hay
          >you brush into people
          >you watch a movie
          i have hated ubishit ever since. i bet there are gay moron protagonists in at least 3 more of these games.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ubisoft died after the 2003 or whatever it was Prince of Persia 3D game.
            it's sequel had some hot waifus but the rot had set in.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Chaos Theory came out in 2005.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nice turd cutter sir

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and true
      the subhuman employees always kneeling to execs with zero pushback against anything besides when they feel they are "working too hard" are just as much to blame as anybody else

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Never liked any of their game series
      Any time I did play them I was immediately bored as fuck
      Kinda wanna try pod but that's about it

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game dev is a relatively young business and most execs don't have game dev background, or even play games in general.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they copied Chaos Theory 1:1 with better graphics, it would still feel like a relatively modern game.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dissolve it all and sell off the assets.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until their NFT and blockchain games release, that will surely save them.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only Ubi games I really like are Splinter Cell and Prince of Persia, otherwise their games always felt junky and particularly age badly. Far Cry 5 felt good for the first part, but it overstayed it's welcome when I realized I now have to repeat the same thing 2 times more in 2 different areas.
    It's impressive how quickly they went from being one of the 3 biggest multiplatform publishers to suddenly being on verge of dying.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name a more soulless company than ubisoft.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well.. square enix just sold all their western studios to focus on nft based games lol

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair Hyper Scape was fairly unique for a battle royale, most people didn't give it a chance but it was the closest thing to an arena shooter in a long while.
    Lots of good projectile weapons, lots of mobility, everyone was constantly moving at mach speeds in the air and shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a fun game, but the shitty netcode, people who abused running away in shields and the generic map where every single place looked the same probably didn't help much. They really should've worked more on the map, at least, I liked the verticality of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And then everyone just got bodied by fags with hitscan weapons thanks to the game's ludicrous aim assist.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A new Splinter Cell would probably just be another Blacklist with woke writing anyway.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can maybe understand cancelling one or two games that can't be salvaged. Ubisoft has done at least seven, and with this almost twenty. Do they just have an idea guy pitch a game and throw money at him? What gives?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prototypes aren't that costly for big studios. That's what they are talking about most likely.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are people even hyped about battle royales anymore? seems like there's fortnite, cod, apex, pubg and that's all, anything else that tries to squeeze in just dies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty covered market, yes. Esoecially when you take into account that you need a decently sized playerbase to make the whole concept work, so once your numbers start to dip, it's exodus time.

      Remember a couple generations ago when coop campaigns were the big thing? You "only" need one friend to enjoy them. Didn't work because gamers are loners, but it makes more sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        army of two was one of those co-op games I was hyped for and then I realized I didn't have anyone to play it with by the time it came out
        I'm jealous of people who got to enjoy that whole co-op craze

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shame anon, that game was really fun with a friend. Didn't play the sequel/s though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Not having a gamer sibling to play all co-op games with
          NGMI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised the genre became so popular to begin with. You loot stuff for 15 minutes, then someone you can't even see shoots you in the back, you die. That's was the entire game, time to queue up again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Shooters BRs have been done to death. Devs are trying to shoe horn in BRs into other styles of games but nothing has stuck. ie rumbleverse and deathverse trying to be melee focused BRs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fall guys gave me hope for a non-traditional BR but that game controls like ass and I haven't seen any good non-traditional BRs come out and stay alive for long, the other 'big' one I remember is crab game which was fun for a bit but clearly just a fotm meme game

        I'd kill for a cool platforming BR that doesn't do the stupid fall guys thing where they make characters handle like dogshit

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they had meta battle royale among their in development battle royale projects?
    Lmao funny like shit

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hah Day of the Deflation is coming for Ubisoft and any other AAA publisher that doesnt fall in line

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kind of sad about Ubisoft, when I was a kid I used to to play their games. I'm not even anti-ubi, I just have no interest in the current content they produce.

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