LOL why are xbots so fucking retarded, bros?

LOL why are xbots so fucking retarded, bros?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's simply an innocent question

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theyre 40 year old men who don't follow every latest vidya development you cock mongler.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha, I'm almost 40 myself. They have no excuse.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm almost 40 myself
        should we tell him?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have the best excuse. First they got a job, then they had sex, then they had a family.

        I literally don't have time for any game besides Fallout and RCT these days.

        Looking forward to OLED Steam Deck btw. I'm not even going to sell my LCDeck. I'm passing it along to my daughter.

        I also eat meat, enjoy hetero porn, and take part in whatever else you hate.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >RCT
          Based. Did you manage to get Open RCT 2 working on deck? If I could get this going I don't need any other vidya anymore

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's funny you ask. I just installed OpenRCT2 a week ago.

            Pic related. It's my actual LCDeck. I guess KDE can't see MangoHUD.

            It's strange they call it OpenRCT2 when you can play RCT1 maps on it, too. But yes, it runs flawlessly. Would recommend.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He said 40 year old “men”, guys with wives and children, you know? Not little boys surfing the web for the latest hot gayming news, single and with all the time in the world.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They have the best excuse. First they got a job, then they had sex, then they had a family.

          I literally don't have time for any game besides Fallout and RCT these days.

          Looking forward to OLED Steam Deck btw. I'm not even going to sell my LCDeck. I'm passing it along to my daughter.

          I also eat meat, enjoy hetero porn, and take part in whatever else you hate.

          >They have the best excuse. First they got a job, then they had sex, then they had a family.
          So did I, but unlike my dad who'd crack a beer and put up his feet watching the boob tube after work, I don't have cable, so I play games to unwind instead. I easily get 2 hours of gaming each day, usually one hour as soon as I get home, and another hour in bed while my wife is beside me watching whatever steaming pile is trending on netflix. I've noticed that I've shifted more towards using my steam deck to play lighter games, mostly because of the quick resume because I can put it down whenever I need to be a husband or dad.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't have cable
            Is that a bragging point now? Who the fuck still has cable TV? Cable is for internet only.

            Anyways, we're all so happy for you. You managed to minmax upwards of 3 whole gaming hours a day. Super for you.

            But everybody is different. Not just different in skin color or place of birth, but also different backgrounds, commute times, daily schedules, priorities, and the list goes on. Do I really have to explain that different people exist to a fucking 40 year old?

            Everybody is different. As an example, if my wife is laying next to be in bed but not sleeping, I assume she's waiting for sex. Then sex happens. With you, you choose to resume your walking sims instead so you can get more gaming hours. Do you see how different we are based on that alone?

            And stop falling for the redditspacing psyops. Only zoomers do that shit because only they fell for it. If you're actually 40 then you're the most retarded 40 year old ever.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Everybody is different. As an example, if my wife is laying next to be in bed but not sleeping, I assume she's waiting for sex.
              What the fuck, do you ordinarily sleep in different rooms? Lmao.
              >With you, you choose to resume your walking sims instead so you can get more gaming hours.
              If I wanna fuck I put it down. If she wants to fuck and touches my dick, I put it down.
              >walking sims
              Had to watch the last two episodes of Wednesday twice because the first time she became more interested in backseat driving my blind playthough of The Evil Within.
              >Do you see how different we are based on that alone?
              Yeah, you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >my wife goes to bed unsexed every night so I can maximize my walking sim hours
                >YORE DUH FAG KNOT ME!
                The funny part is she's not just going to bed without sex, she's doing it watching her iphone because you still haven't put a TV in the bedroom.

                You disappoint her nightly in more ways than just one. She's DEFINITELY fucking tyrome.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody was talking about adulterous interracial sex
                >anon's mind conjures thoughts adulterous interracial sex
                That's pathetic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ask your wife if she's available next week. I've got some vacation time coming up.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Touch my wife and you will taste my blade.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Touch my wife and you will taste my blade.
                That would be the first time anybody has tasted something of yours.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shut the fuck up retard

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gayest post I've seen in a while.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally about hetero sex
                >"DATS DUH GAYIST POST AH EVAR SEAN!"
                How many terabytes of gay porn do you have on your computer? Be honest.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like a homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you married yet?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hey i dont care about snoys or xbox, i think its a poorly worded question. if i had to ask, i would ask, "thats pretty cool, does xbox have something like that too" and then someone would say "sure it's the X" or "no" and then i would say "ok thanks", you know like a normal fucking conversation

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but he's a normalfag

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >They have the best excuse. First they got a job, then they had sex, then they had a family.
        So did I, but unlike my dad who'd crack a beer and put up his feet watching the boob tube after work, I don't have cable, so I play games to unwind instead. I easily get 2 hours of gaming each day, usually one hour as soon as I get home, and another hour in bed while my wife is beside me watching whatever steaming pile is trending on netflix. I've noticed that I've shifted more towards using my steam deck to play lighter games, mostly because of the quick resume because I can put it down whenever I need to be a husband or dad.

        so you're 40 years old, and still didn't learn that 8 billion people on earth are different from you
        damn

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why and how would PlayStation produce an xbox variant of one of their new patented PlayStation products?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why would a controller with a screen it be a playstation patented product?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Patents are so retarded I wouldn't be surprised if Sony actually tried to sue over an android phone with (not) joycons attached.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why and how would PlayStation produce
        It looks like it's made by PowerA

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I can't be expected to be able to read!
          Understandable for xbots. I admit I was wrong to expect that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This used to be shocking to me but like 90% of people don't keep up with new movies, books, music, games, etc. only what is exposed to them by algorithms, commercials, and local news.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I keep up with marvel movies hear me roar

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keeping up with modern goyslop isn't something that you should be proud of. If you can name even one Taylor Swift song then you should unironically have a nice day.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hes making fun of you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This

      Im pretty sure he can already use gamepass with infinitely less restriction.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Checked his reddit comment history, he's not making fun

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the first video of someone breaking one over their knee in frustration

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dad gamers ruined gaming, not women, not israelites, not blacks. It is now and has always been dad gamers. They are the whales cause they dont have time like they used to. They are the dumbing down of shit cause they dont have time like they used to. They are the funko buyers so they can still feel part of the culture so on and etc.
    JUST MOVE ON, ITS OVER FOR YOU, SHOULD HAVE NUT ON THE BELLY.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate metal Jesus so much it's unreal.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Metal Jesus isn’t even a dad, he and his wife will just keep on consooming vidya and vinyls instead.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do too. I don't even know why, but something about him just annoys the fuck out of me. he is like the poster child for goyslop.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's not a serious gamer, he's a collector who poses as one. All his "favorite" games are games he puts maybe a five hours into at most, just enough to review them for his channel, but even then he resorts to wikipedia every now and then.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sure, dad gamers want to see blacks, homosexuals and ugly women in colorful badly optimized games

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes. people who have kids are notoriously homosexuals.
        imagine thinking your genetics were worth passing down. people who have children fucking sicken me. furthermore they're making more people, and I fucking hate retarded ass people

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have two kids. Company's can fuck off. I have a Plex server with curated movies and TV shows they can watch nothing unapproved in on in this house no phones or tablets my computer will be used for gaming with a library I choose to give access to (currently mostly emulated stuff) wife is home schooling

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What do they eat?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >wife is homeschooling

            So your kids will be the weirdos the other kids whisper about, huh? And let me get this straight, you voluntarily forced them into that life? Holy shitballs bro. People make it their life’s ambition to teach children, but yeah a few hours a day with your genius wife, that oughta do them just fine.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Boring bait

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bait

                You let the internet weirdos convince you to homeschool your kids? You already took the bait.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the teachers know better
                No, libtard cat ladies do not know better, they collect a paycheck for letting Tyrone copy from Timmy.
                >but muh socialization
                With naggers and Hispanicticans? No thanks. At least in the US, homeschooling is usually a community thing, so white kids are around other white kids only.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the only thing early school is useful for is learning to be social and network.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to r/childfree and suck cat piss with the rest of the antinatalista you sorry homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you high? Parents are the people who have a reason to *not* want that shit. For you, nothing matters, the world outside your bedroom is pointless.
          For someone with kids, everything matters because their kids have to exist in the world

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They are the whales cause they dont have time like they used to
      This, I know a ton of boomers who substitute buying shit for having a life, one guy buys literally every AAA release and then only boots it up once to see if it works.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s r*dditors you nagger loving homosexual.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like cuckstation. Let me guess, he’s going to play it in his cuckshed in the backyard except he can’t because his wifi doesn’t reach.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone needs to be tapped into this mindless bullshit as I am!!!

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Handhelds used to be for children and now they're for middle-aged cuck dads who can't use their own TV because their wife, wife's kids and wife's bull won't let them use it after they come home from work.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dadstation
    >already pivoting to being relevant for only an extreemly specific niche
    Deader than Steam Deck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >already pivoting to being relevant for only an extreemly specific niche
      I don't know how it could have gone any other way to be honest, it's going to be
      >wife/kids banished me from the living room and Wife won't let me make a mess moving the PS5 to my mancave, I win!

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So... what games is he going to play on that? Demon's Souls, Spider-Man 2, and a bunch of upscaled Playstation 4 games?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >…Games?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Richard Cocke

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah there's an xbox verison of this, it's called a phone

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me its the Steam deck

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if I become a dad I'd probably drop video games just like my dad did for me. his last game was super mario 64

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s bizarre. Imagine if dads just dropped their love of football or grilling or whatever the fuck because they have kids. Why are gamers so insecure about their hobby?
      >Oh I dont watch movies anymore, Im a DAD now!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because video games aren't some peoples personality and they only play to occupy free time. When you have kids you don't really have free time anymore unless you're a terrible parent and neglect your kid for video games

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fucking casuals

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You have tons of free time, kids go to bed early

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah kids go to bed at what, like 2 pm? Plenty of time to sink 80 hours into climbing towers to unlock map icons. Weee video games!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You don’t play for 10 hours at a time, but it’s pretty easy to get an hour or two in most nights

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >When you have kids you don't really have free time anymore
          If you have kids and a wife, and still working for 10+ hours a day, you are a failure. I work 2 hours a day, I have plenty of time for my wife, kids and games.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Video game is an embarassing hobby if you think about it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its not about insecurity. its about time and energy, and games demand a little more commitment than watching tv. at least grilling lets you feed your family.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Realistically how often are you going to be grilling? It’s not a hobby, it’s something you do for like 20 minutes before dinner sometimes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How about watching sports? Or movies? Or listening to music? Does that feed their family too? Because last I checked, people with children enjoy doing all those things too.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say I would stop enjoying whatever free time I would have. Every time I asked my dad growing up, hey why don't you play video games with me, or hey check out wii sports, he would always say he's tired, and watch some TV. I'm already losing interest in games as it is, if I became a dad that would give me a good reason to just drop it entirely and it wouldn't be hard for me

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can do all those things WITH your family on the off chance they’re not all Mario Kart playing faglords like you.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, because that’s what I want to do. Spend every second of my life hanging out with family instead of having a second of free time for myself. Did you know our great-grandfathers used to load up their wife and child in the car, and then leave them there while he went in the bar to drink with his buddies for a hour or two? And what is it you want to do again? Spend all your free time with your family? LOL.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yea typically people don’t have families because they’re so looking forward to avoiding them. Retard.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This guy thinks grilling is a hobby, and not something you do because, you know, we are humans which require calories as fuel.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That’s bizarre. Imagine if dads just dropped their love of football or grilling or whatever the fuck because they have kids.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s the kind of responsible thing people used to do as their priorities in life changed. Now it’s the dad who wants a 600 dollar Lego Millennium Falcon Lego set.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s why you’ll never become a dad, you lack conviction and girls can tell

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't talk to girls. i talk to women.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I play plenty of video games and now my kids have fun various heroes and thrilling imaginations instead of phones qnd disney slop

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >phoneposter
    >redditor
    >calling anyone else retarded
    >13 replies
    >dead board dead website etc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's 2023 gramps

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do they make an Xbox version?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fat disgusting slob not included (but still required)

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's an xbox streaming app you can load games straight on from gamepass to any device that runs it

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even zoomers don't know anything about cloud gaming. They should advertise it more or something because the feature itself is cool. Normies were amazed by resident evil 4 720p 30fps low settings on latest islop even tho you can play it in 4k rtx on cheap android.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have a problem with cloud gaming but my internet is only 100mpbs so it kind of sucks at times for me because of that.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >box advertises the one exclusive for ps5

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do they make an Xbox version?
    Yeah it's called your fucking phone and an Xbox controller with a phone grip
    How do normies still not grasp basic concepts like these. The fucking Xbox One had a streaming app in 2013.
    I thought no one would be stupid enough to buy a tablet that can literally only stream a local PS5 and does nothing else, but now I get it. These retards don't even understand that their phone can do things besides browse twitter and tiktok. They actually think this is the only way to play a PS5 game on a little screen.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about picking up the Retroid 2s

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit
    >dadstation
    Checks out. Only those homosexuals would relinquish the TV they normally play their 500 dollar paper weight on.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ngl why would you get this instead of deck oled that have better screen and dedicated wifi6 now?
    Before this I was thinking on picking one up but after oled announcement all of that just disappear.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tempted to buy a Portal and then just hold onto it until it gets hacked at some point. Probably will wait until it inevitably goes on clearance for that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing to hack it's just a cheap tablet. Maybe it can emulate nes games

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, you're just better off spending extra for a competent android/pc handheld

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men who center their entire personality around being a wholesome chungus dad are some of the normiest cattle you'll ever meet. Historical man didn't make his family his life, it was just an organic byproduct of his true mission, whatever that may have been. These dad guys have replaced any semblance of a higher mission with being what is essentially a male mother—it's pathetic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell us you were raised by a single mother without telling us you were raised by a single mother

      I'm sorry life has been hard for you anon

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dadstation
    >red_dit
    you just know he had to ask his wives permission in order to buy it

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No need
    I'm already ready to game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are those glasses again?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What are those eyewear?

        its one of those hud things. its just screens in glasses. not AR, just a display.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are those eyewear?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So do they make an Xbox version? Answer the fucking question

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it.
    If your kids (presumably on the younger side) are occupying your time to the point where you can't sit down for a game shouldn't you also not have time for these? It takes the same time to boot up as a PS5. If it's his time with the TV vs his kids I was under the impression that most kids these days were glued to tablets/iPads rather than actual TVs.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    100+ post thread about some literal who random redditor

    fucking pathetic

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quick question: Does this also give the normal controller functions? Haptics, the good rumble, gyro?
    I'm considering picking one up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes. the controller works as your ps5 controller does.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you, I'll give it a shot and see how it goes.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No bluetooth
    >No Wifi6
    >No playing games on it streaming only

    Why the fuck are snoys hyping this up so hard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Snoys break sales records buying a console with no games
      >Surprised they're hyping this up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No bluetooth
      >No Wifi6

      Sony actually has low bandwidth requirement for steaming game. it may has advantage over other cloud gaming.

      https://www.wired.com/review/sony-playstation-portal/
      It only plays games, and only when you have a good internet connection. Sony recommends a minimum of 5 Mbps, and preferably 15 Mbps,

      https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce-now/system-reqs/

      GeForce NOW requires at least 15Mbps for 720p at 60 FPS and 25Mbps for 1080p at 60 FPS.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME
    I WAS BROWSING THE PLAYSTAYOON SUBREDDIT AS I ALWAYS DO AND I FOUND A SILLY COMMENT MADE BY SN XBOX FAN
    GUYS LOOK AT THIS REDDIT SCREENSHOT I TOOK! WE HAVE TO LAUGH AT XBOX FANS GUYS! CAN WE TALK ABOUT HIW STUPID XBOX FANS ARE GUYS? XBOX FANS ARE STUPID GUYS! XBOX FANS, AM I RIGHT? UH FELLOW GankerERS?
    please please don't ever post again and have a nice day ssap

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