>Lombax race going extinct. >finally meet a cute lombax girl. >she's a lesbo

>Lombax race going extinct
>finally meet a cute lombax girl
>she's a lesbo

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lombax titties!

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      that's why you don't listen to women.
      >"but muh representation"
      Pick the 40 other shows and games where you got it then

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >article screenshot thread
    cancer

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's all zoomers know how to do, screencap other websites and post them here. Original content is a completely foreign concept to them.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >DUDE THIS GUY MADE A FUNNY GREEN TEXT PRETENDING TO BE EGG MAN AND ANOTHER DUMBLEDORE, THIS IS BETTER THAN DISCUSSING VIDEO GAMES
        >OH MAN LOOK WE MADE A MUSICAL OF OUR IN JOKES WE'RE SO SPECIAL
        Fuck off to /b/

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Someone hit the nail on the head.
          Your twitter screencaps and ragebait will always be worse than even the shittiest /LULZ/ greentext stories.

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    it's not canonical if it's not in game

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >crazy "i was raped in gta5" bitch claims to be a writer for the game
    >name doesn't appear anywhere in the credits
    Hmmm

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ript a fart

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, would that really matter? If humanity was going extinct I don't think sexual preference for men or women would be very highly prioritized anymore.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully a lesbo in that situation would understand that survival of the human race takes utmost priority and agrees to pop out a few kids in exchange for food, shelter, and protection while she's debilitated with pregnancy. Female sexuality isn't fixed like male sexuality is, because they're not stimulated as visually as men are. If a woman is ever put in a situation where they are reliant on a man and there are no other potential partners, then she will settle and try to eke out as much happiness as she can, because that's just human nature.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        a single couple can't save a species though

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          But it's proven that 1 lombax can save the entire galaxy though.
          If ratchet and rivet reproduce, their children can keep the galaxy safe for a few more decades.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >If humanity was going extinct I don't think sexual preference for men or women would be very highly prioritized anymore
      you are either a nihilist or a 5 year old who doesn't know how babies are made

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >you are either a nihilist or a 5 year old who doesn't know how babies are made
        Spiral of extinction, you dumb fuck. Biologically, a single female with a very low amount of male isn't a sustainable way to repopulate jack. Not varied enough genepool to avoid genetic drift: It's just going to be incest over incest until everyone end up retarded and die after a bunch of generation.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about that. It's shitty chud writers doing their mentally ill ultimate Mary Sue fantasy. I'm the last woman on earth? Haha silly boys I'm a LESBIAN so I get all the ATTENTION and have to provide ZERO SEX haha!

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    This series thrived and died on the PS2. Not a single game after matters.

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do nerds talk about "canon" as if their games and movies were holy scripture?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      because to nerds, they are holy scriptures
      that's what faceless corporate types don't understand
      is it autistic? absolutely
      but that's what you sign up for when you work with these properties

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Universe where ratchet is a gay women gets easily taken over by the main villain
    What did they mean by this?

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't creative enough to not make her a lesbian

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    moron, if I by some sheer cosmic mistake was the last man alive and found a woman and she told me she was a lesbian, I would just rape her (unless she was 30+ or something, pass)

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >unless she was 30+
      If she were 30+ you wouldn't need to rape her, she'd be the one raping you.

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rivet canonically fucks human men.

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is it that same woman writer who got upset that everyone in the room didn't like her going "LOMBAX TITTIES" during board meetings?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      yap and she got let go for it as well trying to take credit for everything

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yep and later someone from insomniac said all the stuff she was taken credit for wasn’t her ideas

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    They do it

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    she is not one a idiot that tried to make it seem like she made her was making shit up

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    isn't fucking an alternate reality version of yourself technically incest?

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It is not canon when the writer makes shit up after releasing the final product, J.K.R. is a good example of why you should ignore such claims.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Please don't compare JK Rowling to fucking Sam Maggs. JK at least wrote her entire works herself. Maggs did barely anything, threw so many autistic shitfits that they were force to fire her, then claimed credit for everything.

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >video games

    I always find funny when ass blasted people come here complaining about "hey lets talk about video games" when the memes are not to their linking, THIS IS video games, according to the accredited specialty press, video games are about a lesbian cartoon rat or whatever the fuck is that thing.
    It's what really matters, if a hamster is eating from the box, that's what matters in video games in current year.

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Maggs did not create Rivet in any way and she spent her time sexually harassing her coworkers into doing what she wanted

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about that. It's shitty chud writers doing their mentally ill ultimate Mary Sue fantasy. I'm the last woman on earth? Haha silly boys I'm a LESBIAN so I get all the ATTENTION and have to provide ZERO SEX haha!

      Hey guys good luck don’t do anything I wouldn’t do love you guys

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about that. It's shitty chud writers doing their mentally ill ultimate Mary Sue fantasy. I'm the last woman on earth? Haha silly boys I'm a LESBIAN so I get all the ATTENTION and have to provide ZERO SEX haha!

      Good luck out there guys! If anyone can make it on this crazy world it's you two!

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm also a writer for this game.
    Rivet claims to be a lesbian because Ratchet's cock didn't make her climax.
    Instead she passed out from it's massive insertion and that's why she doesn't think she's straight.

    Also the anon above me and under me are secretly dating! Give them your best wishes!

  21. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lombax race doomed then?

  22. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, this was said but that writer who got fired for being an absolute cunt

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      by that* whoops

  23. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Angela? Can she still be bred?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      quiet anon or the nu-writers will hear you and sperg on twitter again

  24. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a fuck what writers think? The character belongs to the people after it's revealed.

  25. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >what I'm a female that's genetically immune to the thing that killed everyone
    >haha no I won't reproduce I'm a lesbian that is going to have an interracial lesbian relationship
    >take that evil patriarchy

    It's just politics man

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      IRL what are the odds this person just gets scooped up by some clandestine paragovernment body that's still in operation to be experimented on and used as breeding stock

  26. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >she
    doubt

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    This was debunked
    Sam mags took credit for this and then the real creator said what everyone already knew, she was an uppety donothing who took ownership of shit she did nothing to create.

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a normal person. I'm perfectly fine. I do not harm others. I do not desire to harm others. Any crimes I may or may not be guilty of involve only myself. I transgress only against myself.

    But if these creatures existed in real life. If Rivet or any female lombax existed in real fucking life. Every second, every minute, ever hour of every day would be dedicated solely and purely to devising and perfecting a plot to abduct and house these creatures for the sole intent of raping and breeding them until I die of exhaustion. I would not stop. I would be more successful as a person, even. Any job, anything that may wound my pride, or tire me, or stress me out- these petty things would be cast aside. I would suffer any labor just so that I might acquire the wealth and status and goods that would deliver me closer to achieving that singular goal. I would go so far as to physically modify myself. A strict diet and exercise routine. Anything that would strengthen and reinforce my cock and its ability to rape these lombaxes.

    You don't understand. It would be all consuming. You don't get it. Imagine god existed and he gave you a list, a duty. Imagine he gave you just one directive. Difficult, but completely accomplishable. Imagine god told you that to get to heaven, to taste the sweetest fruits of salvation all you had to do was one thing. Would you not do everything in your power to accomplish it? Would it not give your life such a purpose? An arrow loosed from a bow? Bullet fired from a gun? A singular direction, the thrumming battery of the heart beating for this one goal.

    My heaven- my salvation lies in the abduction and interminable rape of Rivet. Thank goodness she does not exist, then, for the monster that I would become. For the truth that I would make manifest.

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    didn't that "writer" also claimed she's a chud?
    it was the hot goydrama at that moment after release

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >disgraced and fired writer names claims after being a disgrace and being fired
    Why didn't they mention that part?

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not canon

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i trust that guy more than Sam Faggs

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Both spent the same time writing Rivet.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >regurgitates autism
    have a nice day.

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes well anonymous writer of this Ganker post claims Ratchet and Clank writer is a gay. Now move on with you lives.

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    You cannot be gay if you are the only one of your race and sex. It is not a real thing. You cannot be gay.

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >a random guy who is probably responsible for some NPC dialog claims

    Nice fanfiction

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    SLLSFHM.

  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's how mouse utopia ended irl, if I recall.

  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Can a human impregnate a Lombax?

  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite part is how she claimed to have created her then someone she worked with called her out for lying and how awful she was to everyone at the office. Maggs shut up pretty quickly after that, especially once people realized everyone in the office saw the Lombax titties stunt and uncomfortable sexual harassment rather than a joke

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