>Lombax race going extinct
>finally meet a cute lombax girl
>she's a lesbo
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>Lombax race going extinct
>finally meet a cute lombax girl
>she's a lesbo
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Lombax breasts!
that's why you don't listen to women.
>"but muh representation"
Pick the 40 other shows and games where you got it then
>article screenshot thread
cancer
It's all zoomers know how to do, screencap other websites and post them here. Original content is a completely foreign concept to them.
>DUDE THIS GUY MADE A FUNNY GREEN TEXT PRETENDING TO BE EGG MAN AND ANOTHER DUMBLEDORE, THIS IS BETTER THAN DISCUSSING VIDEO GAMES
>OH MAN LOOK WE MADE A MUSICAL OF OUR IN JOKES WE'RE SO SPECIAL
Frick off to /b/
Someone hit the nail on the head.
Your twitter screencaps and ragebait will always be worse than even the shittiest /LULZ/ greentext stories.
it's not canonical if it's not in game
>crazy "i was raped in gta5" b***h claims to be a writer for the game
>name doesn't appear anywhere in the credits
Hmmm
Ript a fart
Realistically, would that really matter? If humanity was going extinct I don't think sexual preference for men or women would be very highly prioritized anymore.
Hopefully a lesbo in that situation would understand that survival of the human race takes utmost priority and agrees to pop out a few kids in exchange for food, shelter, and protection while she's debilitated with pregnancy. Female sexuality isn't fixed like male sexuality is, because they're not stimulated as visually as men are. If a woman is ever put in a situation where they are reliant on a man and there are no other potential partners, then she will settle and try to eke out as much happiness as she can, because that's just human nature.
a single couple can't save a species though
But it's proven that 1 lombax can save the entire galaxy though.
If ratchet and rivet reproduce, their children can keep the galaxy safe for a few more decades.
>If humanity was going extinct I don't think sexual preference for men or women would be very highly prioritized anymore
you are either a nihilist or a 5 year old who doesn't know how babies are made
>you are either a nihilist or a 5 year old who doesn't know how babies are made
Spiral of extinction, you dumb frick. Biologically, a single female with a very low amount of male isn't a sustainable way to repopulate jack. Not varied enough genepool to avoid genetic drift: It's just going to be incest over incest until everyone end up moronic and die after a bunch of generation.
It's not about that. It's shitty troon writers doing their mentally ill ultimate Mary Sue fantasy. I'm the last woman on earth? Haha silly boys I'm a LESBIAN so I get all the ATTENTION and have to provide ZERO SEX haha!
This series thrived and died on the PS2. Not a single game after matters.
Why do nerds talk about "canon" as if their games and movies were holy scripture?
because to nerds, they are holy scriptures
that's what faceless corporate types don't understand
is it autistic? absolutely
but that's what you sign up for when you work with these properties
>Universe where ratchet is a gay women gets easily taken over by the main villain
What did they mean by this?
They aren't creative enough to not make her a lesbian
Black person, if I by some sheer cosmic mistake was the last man alive and found a woman and she told me she was a lesbian, I would just rape her (unless she was 30+ or something, pass)
>unless she was 30+
If she were 30+ you wouldn't need to rape her, she'd be the one raping you.
Rivet canonically fricks human men.
Is it that same woman writer who got upset that everyone in the room didn't like her going "LOMBAX breasts" during board meetings?
yap and she got let go for it as well trying to take credit for everything
Yep and later someone from insomniac said all the stuff she was taken credit for wasn’t her ideas
They do it
she is not one a idiot that tried to make it seem like she made her was making shit up
isn't fricking an alternate reality version of yourself technically incest?
It is not canon when the writer makes shit up after releasing the final product, J.K.R. is a good example of why you should ignore such claims.
Please don't compare JK Rowling to fricking Sam Maggs. JK at least wrote her entire works herself. Maggs did barely anything, threw so many autistic shitfits that they were force to fire her, then claimed credit for everything.
>video games
I always find funny when ass blasted people come here complaining about "hey lets talk about video games" when the memes are not to their linking, THIS IS video games, according to the accredited specialty press, video games are about a lesbian cartoon rat or whatever the frick is that thing.
It's what really matters, if a hamster is eating from the box, that's what matters in video games in current year.
Maggs did not create Rivet in any way and she spent her time sexually harassing her coworkers into doing what she wanted
Hey guys good luck don’t do anything I wouldn’t do love you guys
Good luck out there guys! If anyone can make it on this crazy world it's you two!
I'm also a writer for this game.
Rivet claims to be a lesbian because Ratchet's wiener didn't make her climax.
Instead she passed out from it's massive insertion and that's why she doesn't think she's straight.
Also the anon above me and under me are secretly dating! Give them your best wishes!
Lombax race doomed then?
Let me guess, this was said but that writer who got fired for being an absolute c**t
by that* whoops
What happened to Angela? Can she still be bred?
quiet anon or the nu-writers will hear you and sperg on twitter again
Who gives a frick what writers think? The character belongs to the people after it's revealed.
>what I'm a female that's genetically immune to the thing that killed everyone
>haha no I won't reproduce I'm a lesbian that is going to have an interracial lesbian relationship
>take that evil patriarchy
It's just politics man
IRL what are the odds this person just gets scooped up by some clandestine paragovernment body that's still in operation to be experimented on and used as breeding stock
>she
doubt
This was debunked
Sam mags took credit for this and then the real creator said what everyone already knew, she was an uppety donothing who took ownership of shit she did nothing to create.
I'm a normal person. I'm perfectly fine. I do not harm others. I do not desire to harm others. Any crimes I may or may not be guilty of involve only myself. I transgress only against myself.
But if these creatures existed in real life. If Rivet or any female lombax existed in real fricking life. Every second, every minute, ever hour of every day would be dedicated solely and purely to devising and perfecting a plot to abduct and house these creatures for the sole intent of raping and breeding them until I die of exhaustion. I would not stop. I would be more successful as a person, even. Any job, anything that may wound my pride, or tire me, or stress me out- these petty things would be cast aside. I would suffer any labor just so that I might acquire the wealth and status and goods that would deliver me closer to achieving that singular goal. I would go so far as to physically modify myself. A strict diet and exercise routine. Anything that would strengthen and reinforce my wiener and its ability to rape these lombaxes.
You don't understand. It would be all consuming. You don't get it. Imagine god existed and he gave you a list, a duty. Imagine he gave you just one directive. Difficult, but completely accomplishable. Imagine god told you that to get to heaven, to taste the sweetest fruits of salvation all you had to do was one thing. Would you not do everything in your power to accomplish it? Would it not give your life such a purpose? An arrow loosed from a bow? Bullet fired from a gun? A singular direction, the thrumming battery of the heart beating for this one goal.
My heaven- my salvation lies in the abduction and interminable rape of Rivet. Thank goodness she does not exist, then, for the monster that I would become. For the truth that I would make manifest.
didn't that "writer" also claimed she's a troon?
it was the hot goydrama at that moment after release
>disgraced and fired writer names claims after being a disgrace and being fired
Why didn't they mention that part?
Not canon
yeah i trust that guy more than Sam gaygs
Both spent the same time writing Rivet.
Nice
>regurgitates autism
have a nice day.
Yes well anonymous writer of this Ganker post claims Ratchet and Clank writer is a homosexual. Now move on with you lives.
You cannot be gay if you are the only one of your race and sex. It is not a real thing. You cannot be gay.
>a random guy who is probably responsible for some NPC dialog claims
Nice fanfiction
SLLSFHM.
It's how mouse utopia ended irl, if I recall.
Can a human impregnate a Lombax?
My favorite part is how she claimed to have created her then someone she worked with called her out for lying and how awful she was to everyone at the office. Maggs shut up pretty quickly after that, especially once people realized everyone in the office saw the Lombax breasts stunt and uncomfortable sexual harassment rather than a joke