look out Ganker Count Dracula is backula and he's coming to take over the whole world, however non...

look out Ganker Count Dracula is backula and he's coming to take over the whole world, however none of the Belmont family and associates are around, so the last vidya character you played as must brave the dark depths of his castle and defeat the king of vampires. Can they survive this horrible night?!?!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a coincidence. Shes also not an associate.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonic the Hedgehog
    Just by going off game mechanics BTFOs Castlevania. If we are going off lore for both, Sonic either BTFOs with his Super form or gets BTFO by the Avatar of Chaos' power of dominance and becomes just another soul that enpowers the Dark Lord.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *Just going off game mechanics Sonic BTFOs Castlevania*

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sekiro. yeah I'll be fine, FromSoft basically makes 3D castlevania games anyway

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dex bow and dagger char on dark souls 3

    I think she would do great, and just use the items for the really annoying enemies.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Balthier-Ulhan/Machinist
    Feel like he's got a shot.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He never met the Belmonts, so he's good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that new collection that released come with enhanced graphics or sound? Or is it just straight up Advance games?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Music was enhanced but straight ports otherwise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Basically just the original games with some "gadgets" feature

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is a man?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Baby don't hurt me.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ryunosuke Naruhodo
    He has a sword but he's just a nerd, I think he's toast sadly

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tainted Keeper

    Depends on how stocked the castle's item shop is.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Trevor Belmont and Sypha
    Dracula's fricking toast

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >my holy bawd from pathfinder
    I dunno man, my man Drac is probably lvl 20 and above, she's probably gonna be turned into a concubine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dracula definitely has Epic/Mythic levels. Being the avatar of a God does that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah
        on the other hand, he gets whooped around by pretty boys with whips multiple times around so who knows
        Someone might say vampire killer was an important factor, but Alucard did it as well, although as I understand it Dracula was kind of weakened at the time because he had just returned

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The games don't really pay much heed to what exactly is needed to put the Count down as he's been slain by birds, books, wolf heads, swords, spears, whips that aren't the Vampire Killer, etc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Alucard could do it because his dad didn't have enough time to really pick up steam (same reason other non-Belmonts can hold their own against him sometimes). And magical abilities can generally HURT him, but are never enough to put him down. The Vampire Killer is pretty consistently the universal monster slayer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Alucard could do it because his dad didn't have enough time to really pick up steam
            Dracula is canonically weaker whenever he gets revived before the 100 year timer ends like in SoTN or Harmony of Dissonance.

            I think Dracula was at full power during CV3, the first GB game with Christopher, RoB, Bloodlines, and The Demon Castle War of 1999 (which sadly hasn't gotten a game yet and likely won't but it is when Dracula was at his most powerful).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >on the other hand, he gets whooped around by pretty boys with whips multiple times around so who knows
          Lore wise, they have a holy bloodline that keeps on getting stronger with each generation, espeically after it recieves Belnades witch magic infusions with Sypha and Juste's mother marrying into the family. The Vampire Whip is especially effective against Dracula because it is simaetously a holy and dark weapon due to it housing the soul of pure woman who was in the process of turning into a vampire after being bitten.

          >Alucard did it as well, although as I understand it Dracula was kind of weakened at the time because he had just returned
          Alucard has holy powers and properties thanks to his mother and her bloodline and is partially powered by chaos (Dracula's power source) as well.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Turning Dracula's powers against him (like Shanoa and Hector did too) seems to be the more effective way to kick his ass when you're not being helped by someone with the VK

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Scout TF2
    Ooh, da Lord-a-Vampires, huh? No wonder you suck so bad!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No contest.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Count Dracula backwards is Alucard Tnouc

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Laharl
    I don't think he'd like the competition, but I think the gunslinging overlord will be fine.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dracula! I am backula to lay the smackula like great grandpa trevor. Whippin' hearts, inhaling zombie farts I'll find your body parts and I'll put you back together!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Watermelon Samus
    Dracula is about to understand how his victims feel when he drains them dry.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eric from bloodline before that Liu Bei
    Think he'd do just fine

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming she gets to keep all the energy and upgrades she has with 100% items...

    If she flips out and goes Metroid suit or uses her siphoning power then Dracula is probably toast.

    Even without, she is primarily ranged and doesn't have the typical Belmont handicap of getting into whip range. I'm not sure where Dracula stands vs. non-blessed weaponry, but fully upgraded, Samus's beam fires barrages of electrified, wall-piercing, armor-melting plasma. The missile upgrades mean she could probably handle any hellfire or mist attacks, screw attack means she's dangerous in melee, and if all else fails, power bombs can be used to wipe out projectiles and injure Drac.

    What it boils down to is how fast and efficient Dracula's regeneration is against plasma weaponry and cryogenic explosives. Yes, Dracula has strength, speed, teleportation and a slew of magical attacks, but it doesn't seem to be anything Samus hasn't handled before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not sure where Dracula stands vs. non-blessed weaponry
      Dracula fights someone without any blessed weapons or dark/chaos based weapons and he basically toys with her (Shanoa) and the only reason why she wins is because is uses his power against him to kill him (and he wasn't expecting it) in a suicidal move.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sora wins, but by talking some sense into Dracula over Lisa's death.

    Probably with something along the lines of "Would she want this?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't work, Dracula still attacked Alucard in SotN and went right back to attempted genocide in his next revival.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He ain't ready for the ass fricking that awaits him at the other extreme of Lethe.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >omnipotent city builder man

    So city builder man would spam high rises around Dracula's castle to raise the property value then increase the tax rate until it bankrupts him. Then afterwords the high rises will be replaced with heavy industries and raised freeways next to the castle to drive down the property value so he can't make any money from the sale.

    Then city builder man will drop an entire park on his ass while Dracula is living on the street.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This just made me realize Castlevania would make for a decent Mystery Dungeon game.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    easy

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