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>looks like your indie game needs some funding

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well anon... lets see your OC.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying OP thinks his art is better
      terrible false attribution, moron

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least it isn't the furry Patreon mafia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they all suspiciously wealthy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea dude. It's mind bottling

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When you are functional enough to have a job but too ugly for girls and don’t fall for the moving out meme you end up with a shitload of money. If I had (more) autism I could do it too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ancient israeli Curse, all furies are secretly biological descendants of Nazis from 1940's Germany.
        Fegelein-->Toby Fox
        Goebbels-->Sonic Fox
        Himmler-->Yuji Naka
        Eva Braun-->Christian Weston Chandler
        Adolf Shitler-->Andrew Dobson
        Edward Norton-->Tom Fulp
        All they had to do was not holocaust them and that Gypsy wouldve never cursed the entire master race to become genetic dead ends.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This but unironically

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Huh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is the secret the Gangster Police Communist Computer gods dont want you to find out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Brain surgeons or are single with low paying jobs and live with parents so they don't have any bills to pay

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Laugh if you want, but you'll never be rich enough to get your terrible OC into every indie game out there to live out a crazy headcanon of him being a dimensional traveler or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He'll never be rich enough to stop someone from drawing his OC getting his butthole kicked in by tiny children if somebody hated him enough.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What games is he in? I've never seen him anywhere but Ganker. Granted I don't play a ton of indies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't understand why the frick he's so passionate about this character in particular
      It's just the most generic RPG hero imaginable, boomerang autism notwithstanding

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because that's how far his creativity peaks.

        A guy with boomerangs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never underestimate a person's capacity to be absolutely fricking boring. There's a reason why popularity doesn't mean frick all for quality.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          isn't the whole point that the boomerangs are bladed and thus cut through them while returning back to him

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Then how is he supposed to catch them without loosing a finger?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That gay moron monkey breather moron Black person'll probably tell you his gloves have special anti cleaving fibers or some gay shit..

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just wear metal gloves lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I just don't understand why the frick he's so passionate about this character in particular
        it's a black weeb thing. he thunk up this character in school once and simply never let go. many such cases.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder the creator is an autistic black guy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was already evident by the fact he has a deviantart page.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish someone would make a game starring Reize but all his attributes and personality are considerably different from the OC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the guy is basically bankrolling such a title

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If you ONLY draw females, you are worthless to me.
      >Dislikes: Girls(they are icky)
      Based anti-coomer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If you ONLY draw females, you are worthless to me.
        Based, great artist can draw both cool looking dudes and cute girls
        >Dislikes: Girls(they are icky)
        Oh he's actually a gay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reize is just meant to be as much of a dumb shonen MC as possible.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But dumb Shounen MC's are swimming in pussy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, I don't dislike them, but I like artists with wider range much better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >properly draw women
            show me a single drawing of his that looks like a real woman
            not some cartoony bullshit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cartoony bullshit is how women should look so it is, in fact, proper.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                False
                This is a woman,not your cartoony pathetic sad excuse for "art"
                Of course she's rather ugly but I do not want to bless your eyes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shes not even unnattractive, if anything youve posted what a cartoon woman is irl. Get a frick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the facial structure hardly resembles a caricature of a human
                Thats because its a cat, you stupid fricking moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                holy frick you are a turbo moron
                go take your 12yo insights to an art gallery so they can let you know you're an idiot more gently than you'll get from here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does he get all the money? Are his parents rich? I can't imagine someone as deranged being a productive member of society

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        as long as you finish High School if you live by yourself and don't spend all the money on crack you will end up with excess cash

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What if hypothetically I finished high school and lived by myself but i spent about 97 percent of all of my excess cash on bottles of Pepsi, Cherry Pepsi, and Vanilla Pepsi?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this guy? Anons here swear off that they've been in every single kickstarter-backed game but i never heard or seen this character anywhere.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never get over at how he spends so much effort to make him unique and special only to make the most generic shounen protag imaginable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >job interview tier flaws
      I hate this shit in OCs. Don't pussy out and give your OC geninuely detrimental traits instead of "oh no he's too nice!"

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's not the homosexual butter furry

    good enough, I'll take the money

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest I don’t find this design that bad, it’s kind of endearing in how unapologetically weeb it is.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My OC is cuter than his.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cute terrified lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My wife!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for this, anon. I laughed for two minutes straight just looking at this.
      any lewds? : 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sovl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Bangs from Omori

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I havent played that because im a straight guy, sorry bro.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >im a straight guy
          Debatable

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the guy who made this character a black guy from Germany?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bless Yacht Club Games for working him into the setting with Specter of Torment despite how out of place he looks.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell have they been doing aside from making Shovel Knight the town bike for indies?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They did Cyber Shadow a while back right? It looked fun enough. Still haven't gotten around to it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They published it one guy made it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they kinda fell off a cliff

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish this guy would get his OC into fear and hunger so I can murder him every single run.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meh, I have no problem with it.
    I doubt id ever finish, but id be down for free cash, for something so minor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How many years would it take to learn RPG maker to make a mediocre actual game(i.e. isnt just a shitpost thats like 20 minutes long)?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Depends what you want to make with it. If you're fine with the default systems and just want to make a basic JRPG, then there's really nothing to learn; it's all very self-explanatory. Your biggest time hurdle will probably be testing and balancing more than anything.
        The more custom shit you want, the longer you'll have to spend learning and setting things up before you can actually start on the game though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ive considered making an rpg with SMTlike gameplay but also using the job system.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on how well he can follow the concepts of scripting, too. There's the "event" system that's sort of like scripting but all the options are laid out for you. I've met people who can't figure it out at all. Like they can't trace it going from top to bottom and figure out the flow for the event. Even when it's made to be simple, some people just aren't wired for it, I guess.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for me, i want to use custom graphics.
        this will let me bypass some limitations, and make my life easier in some ways...
        but its the most time consuming part.

        after that, its like what anon said, testing and balancing. (some other issues can be time consuming, under the right conditions.)

        There are tricks to get around balancing, but the hardcore players will pick up on it, complain u used gimmicks instead of difficulty.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        less than a year? You overestimate how complicated rpgmaker is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok cool. Thanks for the info.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No problem. If there is anything specific you wanna know just ask. Been using that garbage engine for a tonne of shit for years now.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Can you bunny hop in rpg maker engine?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You could frick around with sprites to make it look like your character is jumping and change the player speed depending on how much you press a designated jump button but on the whole, no, not really.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't have a theme song for his OC

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *appears in your indie game*

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    didnt even know this was someones OC that just gets shoehorned into indies. is it the same with that Baz character? i thought Baz being in so many games was more a running gag than anything. ive also seen him in more games than reize

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zubaz was rejected concept character for Street Fighter II that some youtubers turned into a running gag because he looked cool.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reize has actively improved every game he's been in and I'm tired of pretending he's not. there's no game where he's super annoying eating time away from the actual intended game, he's always either just a harmless cameo or after he became such a meme someone the devs use to make funny jokes about
    good example, crosscode released a dlc earlier this year with a sidequest about him - and it's all about how he's a moron who eventually gets permabanned from the mmo everyone is playing

    all the shitting on reize is just furries trying to shift blame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a growing divide between popufur commission prostitutes and pretty much everyone else that's going on right now. They really dont like those gays being the face of the fandom. Expect more drama than usual in a few months.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what would offend this guy the most? his character genderbent or his character being femdomed? all i know is that he finds sex "icky" and is very defensive.

    purely for curiosities sake of course.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not both?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that works too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure he hates sex, as much as he doesn't want his character involved with it because he's a dumbass shonen protagonist who's like "Ew girls".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Im not gay, I just refuse sex from women like as a joke.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So you're saying every great gigagenius who engaged in voluntary celibacy was actually a massive homosexual?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean you'd have to be pretty fricking gay to make a nuke instead of shooting a hot furious load of cum into your loving loyal wife.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >caring about anything but women is gay
              Funny, you have this mindset but you're still a virgin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Youre living proof im not a virgin because I fricking came my semen enya mom's hole. Thats why you look like me and have that big bulbous brown birthmark mole on the rightside of your lower back, son.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong, I'm not a Black person

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unironically way more annoyed when I see shovel knight in stuff than this dude because at least people are willing to make fun of him. with shovel knight its always just
    >Holy shit, is that Shovel Knight(tm), noted indie character??
    >Yes, I sure am a knight with a shovel.

    shit feels like a simpsons celebrity guest star

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shovel Knight is a bawd

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THINK! INCEL! THINK! IF YOU PUT FORTH ALL THAT MONEY YOU COULD'VE MADE A JOB LIKE Amazon AND BECOME RICHER THEN JEFF BEZOS!

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I had a time machine the first thing I'd do would be to submit my own OC to Shovel Knight's kickstarter, thereby removing Reize
    Then I'd do the same for Undertale's "fantroll" thing, thereby replacing the butterdragon with a cute girl dragon

    I wouldn't even work very hard on my OC's or anything I'd just tell the game dev to make a character with a few basic traits / design elements. I wouldn't want to step on any toes, my only goal would be to disenfranchise and frustrate these weird "Design a character!" predators.

    I'd try and save Colossal Kaiju Combat too but that one might just be unsalvageable no matter what time I arrive at.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based and hero-pilled

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just come up with an OC that is Reize's canonical rival and travels to every dimension and kills him gruesomely wherever he shows up?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy still exists or Ganker it's just mad about this OC existence?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen Y.V. appear in more games that I can recall.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People will probably hate my OC.
    I donated $1K worth of Plasma to make a 3D Model Rigging of him.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wish there was porn of him with a fat fricking ass and huge balls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are you like a gay person or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there's nothing gay about admiring a bro's fat fricking wobbly bubble butt, hairy butthole, and giant pendulous balls radiating visible musk

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok to be honest, you almost had me at "bro's fat fricking wobbly bubble butt" but when I read "hairy butthole" I came back to my senses and reverted to being a hetrosexual man.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how much he usually pay for cameos?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It costs $400000 to have him on screen for 12 seconds.

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