>looks like your indie game needs some funding
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>looks like your indie game needs some funding
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Well anon... lets see your OC.
>implying OP thinks his art is better
terrible false attribution, moron
At least it isn't the furry Patreon mafia
Why are they all suspiciously wealthy?
I have no idea dude. It's mind bottling
When you are functional enough to have a job but too ugly for girls and don’t fall for the moving out meme you end up with a shitload of money. If I had (more) autism I could do it too.
Ancient israeli Curse, all furies are secretly biological descendants of Nazis from 1940's Germany.
Fegelein-->Toby Fox
Goebbels-->Sonic Fox
Himmler-->Yuji Naka
Eva Braun-->Christian Weston Chandler
Adolf Shitler-->Andrew Dobson
Edward Norton-->Tom Fulp
All they had to do was not holocaust them and that Gypsy wouldve never cursed the entire master race to become genetic dead ends.
This but unironically
Huh
This is the secret the Gangster Police Communist Computer gods dont want you to find out.
Brain surgeons or are single with low paying jobs and live with parents so they don't have any bills to pay
Laugh if you want, but you'll never be rich enough to get your terrible OC into every indie game out there to live out a crazy headcanon of him being a dimensional traveler or something.
He'll never be rich enough to stop someone from drawing his OC getting his butthole kicked in by tiny children if somebody hated him enough.
What games is he in? I've never seen him anywhere but Ganker. Granted I don't play a ton of indies.
Shovel knight
Shovel Knight
CrossCode
Valdis Story
Hero Party
Indivisible
More that I don't remember.
>played through Shovel Knight and Indivisible
>never seen this guy
Care to show me pics or videos of him appearing in said games?
>it's a secret boss
No wonder i never seen them, specially considering i played the PS Vita version back in the day and found Kratos as a secret character instead.
>secret
The optional bosses pop up as you're playing the game and are impossible to miss, unless you are actively avoiding them.
I thought certain conditions needed to be met for some boss in Shovel Knight. It has been years since I played the base game though.
Not him but his name is Reize in all of his appearances as far as I know. Just look it up. This is his Shovel Knight sprite. He was kind of a secret boss from what I remember. He popped up on the overworld like a Hammer Bro in Mario 3. He might have been game version specific like Kratos and the Turtles.
>turtles
I meant toads.
>played through Shovel Knight
>never seen this guy
did you even played Spectre knight's campaign?
He probably just doesnt rmember him. He is a pretty forgettable design.
I just don't understand why the frick he's so passionate about this character in particular
It's just the most generic RPG hero imaginable, boomerang autism notwithstanding
Because that's how far his creativity peaks.
A guy with boomerangs.
Never underestimate a person's capacity to be absolutely fricking boring. There's a reason why popularity doesn't mean frick all for quality.
Returning boomerangs aren't even weapons. They exist entirely for recreation and to mimmick the flight patterns of predatory birds. Its creating a character who's main weapon is throwing mugs at people.
isn't the whole point that the boomerangs are bladed and thus cut through them while returning back to him
Then how is he supposed to catch them without loosing a finger?
That gay moron monkey breather moron Black person'll probably tell you his gloves have special anti cleaving fibers or some gay shit..
Just wear metal gloves lmao
>I just don't understand why the frick he's so passionate about this character in particular
it's a black weeb thing. he thunk up this character in school once and simply never let go. many such cases.
Reminder the creator is an autistic black guy
That was already evident by the fact he has a deviantart page.
I really wish someone would make a game starring Reize but all his attributes and personality are considerably different from the OC
the guy is basically bankrolling such a title
>If you ONLY draw females, you are worthless to me.
>Dislikes: Girls(they are icky)
Based anti-coomer.
>If you ONLY draw females, you are worthless to me.
Based, great artist can draw both cool looking dudes and cute girls
>Dislikes: Girls(they are icky)
Oh he's actually a gay
Reize is just meant to be as much of a dumb shonen MC as possible.
But dumb Shounen MC's are swimming in pussy.
>he doesnt like Chads like Spazkid who can only properly draw women
Nah, I don't dislike them, but I like artists with wider range much better.
>properly draw women
show me a single drawing of his that looks like a real woman
not some cartoony bullshit
Cartoony bullshit is how women should look so it is, in fact, proper.
False
This is a woman,not your cartoony pathetic sad excuse for "art"
Of course she's rather ugly but I do not want to bless your eyes.
Shes not even unnattractive, if anything youve posted what a cartoon woman is irl. Get a frick.
The image here
lacks any value, it is solely composed of flat colors, the facial structure hardly resembles a caricature of a human let alone a woman, it lacks any true perspective being a truly flat drawing, I could go on and on but your thick skull refuses entry.
>the facial structure hardly resembles a caricature of a human
Thats because its a cat, you stupid fricking moron.
holy frick you are a turbo moron
go take your 12yo insights to an art gallery so they can let you know you're an idiot more gently than you'll get from here
How does he get all the money? Are his parents rich? I can't imagine someone as deranged being a productive member of society
as long as you finish High School if you live by yourself and don't spend all the money on crack you will end up with excess cash
What if hypothetically I finished high school and lived by myself but i spent about 97 percent of all of my excess cash on bottles of Pepsi, Cherry Pepsi, and Vanilla Pepsi?
Who is this guy? Anons here swear off that they've been in every single kickstarter-backed game but i never heard or seen this character anywhere.
Thats Crash the Bandicoot, from Uncharted 4 A thief's end.
See
He's cameo'd in a fair few things, Shovel Knight most notably (he's even part of the story in Specter Knight's campaign).
>(he's even part of the story in Specter Knight's campaign)
That explains even further why i never seen him as i only played the base game years ago alongside what i said in
.
The specter knight story bit is even funnier because they basically take his "DO NOT DO THIS WITH HIM" rule list and take a giant shit all over it.
tell me more
The two biggest rules they broke is he explicitly has a parent and he got corrupted/mind controlled shortly into the game.
Didn't the guy later say he liked what they did with his character though? I remember something like that.
I've only played the main game when it came out. Haven't tried the expansions yet.
Elaborate?
I'll never get over at how he spends so much effort to make him unique and special only to make the most generic shounen protag imaginable.
>job interview tier flaws
I hate this shit in OCs. Don't pussy out and give your OC geninuely detrimental traits instead of "oh no he's too nice!"
>it's not the homosexual butter furry
good enough, I'll take the money
To be honest I don’t find this design that bad, it’s kind of endearing in how unapologetically weeb it is.
My OC is cuter than his.
cute terrified lmao
Thanks.
My wife!
Thanks for this, anon. I laughed for two minutes straight just looking at this.
any lewds? : 3
Seconding this anon, give us a pantyshot
what am I looking at
Quatricia's Panties, dude.
(I thought fishnet stockings would be easy to draw, I now know that I am wrong)
nice.
sovl
Looks like Bangs from Omori
I havent played that because im a straight guy, sorry bro.
>im a straight guy
Debatable
Isn't the guy who made this character a black guy from Germany?
Bless Yacht Club Games for working him into the setting with Specter of Torment despite how out of place he looks.
What the hell have they been doing aside from making Shovel Knight the town bike for indies?
They did Cyber Shadow a while back right? It looked fun enough. Still haven't gotten around to it.
They published it one guy made it
Oh.
they kinda fell off a cliff
I wish this guy would get his OC into fear and hunger so I can murder him every single run.
Meh, I have no problem with it.
I doubt id ever finish, but id be down for free cash, for something so minor.
How many years would it take to learn RPG maker to make a mediocre actual game(i.e. isnt just a shitpost thats like 20 minutes long)?
Depends what you want to make with it. If you're fine with the default systems and just want to make a basic JRPG, then there's really nothing to learn; it's all very self-explanatory. Your biggest time hurdle will probably be testing and balancing more than anything.
The more custom shit you want, the longer you'll have to spend learning and setting things up before you can actually start on the game though.
Ive considered making an rpg with SMTlike gameplay but also using the job system.
Depends on how well he can follow the concepts of scripting, too. There's the "event" system that's sort of like scripting but all the options are laid out for you. I've met people who can't figure it out at all. Like they can't trace it going from top to bottom and figure out the flow for the event. Even when it's made to be simple, some people just aren't wired for it, I guess.
for me, i want to use custom graphics.
this will let me bypass some limitations, and make my life easier in some ways...
but its the most time consuming part.
after that, its like what anon said, testing and balancing. (some other issues can be time consuming, under the right conditions.)
There are tricks to get around balancing, but the hardcore players will pick up on it, complain u used gimmicks instead of difficulty.
less than a year? You overestimate how complicated rpgmaker is.
Ok cool. Thanks for the info.
No problem. If there is anything specific you wanna know just ask. Been using that garbage engine for a tonne of shit for years now.
Can you bunny hop in rpg maker engine?
You could frick around with sprites to make it look like your character is jumping and change the player speed depending on how much you press a designated jump button but on the whole, no, not really.
>He doesn't have a theme song for his OC
*appears in your indie game*
didnt even know this was someones OC that just gets shoehorned into indies. is it the same with that Baz character? i thought Baz being in so many games was more a running gag than anything. ive also seen him in more games than reize
Zubaz was rejected concept character for Street Fighter II that some youtubers turned into a running gag because he looked cool.
reize has actively improved every game he's been in and I'm tired of pretending he's not. there's no game where he's super annoying eating time away from the actual intended game, he's always either just a harmless cameo or after he became such a meme someone the devs use to make funny jokes about
good example, crosscode released a dlc earlier this year with a sidequest about him - and it's all about how he's a moron who eventually gets permabanned from the mmo everyone is playing
all the shitting on reize is just furries trying to shift blame
There's a growing divide between popufur commission prostitutes and pretty much everyone else that's going on right now. They really dont like those gays being the face of the fandom. Expect more drama than usual in a few months.
what would offend this guy the most? his character genderbent or his character being femdomed? all i know is that he finds sex "icky" and is very defensive.
purely for curiosities sake of course.
Why not both?
that works too
I'm not sure he hates sex, as much as he doesn't want his character involved with it because he's a dumbass shonen protagonist who's like "Ew girls".
>Im not gay, I just refuse sex from women like as a joke.
So you're saying every great gigagenius who engaged in voluntary celibacy was actually a massive homosexual?
I mean you'd have to be pretty fricking gay to make a nuke instead of shooting a hot furious load of cum into your loving loyal wife.
>caring about anything but women is gay
Funny, you have this mindset but you're still a virgin.
Youre living proof im not a virgin because I fricking came my semen enya mom's hole. Thats why you look like me and have that big bulbous brown birthmark mole on the rightside of your lower back, son.
Wrong, I'm not a Black person
unironically way more annoyed when I see shovel knight in stuff than this dude because at least people are willing to make fun of him. with shovel knight its always just
>Holy shit, is that Shovel Knight(tm), noted indie character??
>Yes, I sure am a knight with a shovel.
shit feels like a simpsons celebrity guest star
Shovel Knight is a bawd
THINK! INCEL! THINK! IF YOU PUT FORTH ALL THAT MONEY YOU COULD'VE MADE A JOB LIKE Amazon AND BECOME RICHER THEN JEFF BEZOS!
If I had a time machine the first thing I'd do would be to submit my own OC to Shovel Knight's kickstarter, thereby removing Reize
Then I'd do the same for Undertale's "fantroll" thing, thereby replacing the butterdragon with a cute girl dragon
I wouldn't even work very hard on my OC's or anything I'd just tell the game dev to make a character with a few basic traits / design elements. I wouldn't want to step on any toes, my only goal would be to disenfranchise and frustrate these weird "Design a character!" predators.
I'd try and save Colossal Kaiju Combat too but that one might just be unsalvageable no matter what time I arrive at.
Based and hero-pilled
Why not just come up with an OC that is Reize's canonical rival and travels to every dimension and kills him gruesomely wherever he shows up?
This guy still exists or Ganker it's just mad about this OC existence?
I've seen Y.V. appear in more games that I can recall.
People will probably hate my OC.
I donated $1K worth of Plasma to make a 3D Model Rigging of him.
wish there was porn of him with a fat fricking ass and huge balls
What are you like a gay person or something?
there's nothing gay about admiring a bro's fat fricking wobbly bubble butt, hairy butthole, and giant pendulous balls radiating visible musk
Ok to be honest, you almost had me at "bro's fat fricking wobbly bubble butt" but when I read "hairy butthole" I came back to my senses and reverted to being a hetrosexual man.
how much he usually pay for cameos?
It costs $400000 to have him on screen for 12 seconds.